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Joined 09-29-13, id: 5189283, Profile Updated: 10-06-14
Author has written 4 stories for Dragon Age, and Mass Effect.

Well, hello. I am a woman, hailing from the wonderful land of Aus. I am a keen gamer, my absolute favourite games being the Mass Effect and Dragon Age franchises. My weaknesses are accents, emotionally armoured women and morally ambiguous gents with sexy voices. Bioware brings these things in spades.

My favourite Bioware pairings are:

FemShep/Miranda (the apex what-if couple, cannot get enough of these two)
FemShep/Samantha (she came in pretty late, but that accent absolutely owns me)
FemShep/Ashley (pretty new to this fandom, but it's steadily growing on me)
FemHawke/Isabela (the only option worth taking in DA2, in my opinion)
FemHawke/Arishok (don't give me that baritone and then deny me a romance!)
FemMageWarden/Cullen (confused, conflicted authority figure? Let me help you out with that…)

My most hated Bioware pairings are:

Kaidan/FemShep (I've tried to like him. I want to like him. I just don't)
Jacob/Anyone (a dude that boring does not deserve to win the priiize from anybody)
Jack/Miranda (to each their own, but I just don't get it)
Anders/Hawke (I really can't stand that guy)
Fenris/Hawke or Isabela (he's a boring, abrasive, energy-drainer)

My current stories are:

The Pirate and the Mage - a short FemHawke/Isabela story covering a rivalmance. Diplomatic mage Hawke. My first attempt at fanfiction. It's not great. I'll probably re-write it one day. Status: Complete

The Girl Crush - a FemShep/Miranda pairing. Focusing mostly on humour, fluff and smut. Spanning from ME2 - ME3. My main project. Status: In Progress

Green is the Loneliest Colour - a FemShep/Shiala series of smut one-shot. Status: In Progress

100 Days of Ash - a Femshep/Ashley pairing, following the in-between moments from ME1. Status: In Progress

The Shawson Adventures - a series of non-linear, random, ridiculous one-shots following the lives of FemShep and Miranda after the reaper war. Status: In Progress (started writing, will publish at the completion of The Girl Crush).

All of my stories are rated M for violence, language and sexual content. I like to write about the things that I feel are underrepresented on this site, so I like to rep a renegade Shepard, and explore unusual pairings. I also never, ever depict a FreckleShep; she doesn't exist as far as I'm concerned. Reading wise, I'm a sucker for a good romance, and I'll give any of them a go as long as they're not on my hated pairings list.

Fair warning - I am a complete slore when it comes to reviews. I think this is very important, and I believe there needs to be less "readers", more "reader-reviewers" on this site. It takes a lot of time to sit down and write a fic, and feedback is invaluable in terms of confidence/story building. So if you've enjoyed something that an author has put on here, don't be shy, just take 60 seconds out of your day to let them know what you thought. I am a big reviewer myself, as a lot of people know. All my feedback, even the constructive criticism, comes from a place of love, and I will never, ever flame (unlike this mentally unstable, malicious, bigoted piece of trash. If you write slash pairings, block her immediately.)

Well that is - in no concise way - me in a nutshell. Please feel free to drop me a line if you wish to discuss gaming (none of my friends are into it and sometimes I just want to explode!) or if you have any good story recommendations.

Until then, farewell!

UPDATE: As of October 2014... *

I am still alive, and am ever so sorry for the extreme delay in updates for all of my stories. Life stuff, ya know? Anyway, all stories are currently being worked on, and updates will occur shortly. Thank you for your support and patience.

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Courtesy Of A Goodbye by speedbumpcity reviews
"But just for once I'd like to. I'd like to save them all. I'd trade the rest of my days if it meant Joker got his family back, if it meant Mordin could run tests on the seashells, if it meant Kaidan never died. I'd trade it all Ash ... if it meant you could love me the way I love you." FemShepxAshley
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,900 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/8/2020 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Ashley W., Shepard]
Queen's Gambit Accepted by fahRENheit2006 reviews
Specialist Samantha Traynor, one of the Alliance's best and brightest, was relatively content working in Alliance R&D. But then... the Reapers came. Full of action, profanity, sarcasm, friendship, and gripping chess matches that will leave you breathless. Ch 31: Sam suffers through PT but creates a better way to have deeper conversations with Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 216,780 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 8/9/2019 - Published: 11/1/2012 - [Samantha T., Shepard] Ashley W., Liara T'Soni
If You Were Mine by elmjuniper reviews
Ashley Williams was the last person in the galaxy Shepard wanted to be stuck on a hostile planet with, but when the two of them are thrust into a mission gone horribly wrong they have to rely on each other to find a way back to the Normandy and in doing so they have to face their feelings for each other once and for all.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,483 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/4/2017 - Published: 5/6/2013 - [J. Garson, Ashley W.] Liara T'Soni, Samantha T.
The Hunting by ines.sangarinos reviews
Aria T'Loak. The powerful Pirate Queen. When she desires anything she just takes it. But the problem appears when she wants someone who does not give up own freedom easily. But when Aria wants something she needs to get it. That's why the Hunting begins...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 137,518 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 2/3/2013 - [Miranda L., Aria T'Loak]
A Swashbuckler's Wit by The Sorrows of Arlathan reviews
(A Pirate's Charm Sequel) Hawke and Isabela take on the pirate life, leaving Kirkwall behind. Sailing seas as rough as their sex, the two join forces with a few familiar faces to take on a new enemy. However, what happens when Isabela's past puts a strain on their relationship? Will they make it through the storm? The next adventure begins, but the happy ending is no where in sight
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 219,299 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 12/30/2013 - [unknown 1, Isabela] - Complete
LiaraFemshep One Shots by LitNiche reviews
Various one shots focused on the Liara and Femshep romance through all three games. Fluff, angst and everything in between, though most often fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 62,997 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 9/16/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
The Arrowhead by tinyfierce reviews
When Hawke is injured, the Arishok brings her to the dockside compound for the duration of her recovery, but how much can they come to understand one another on a time limit? References oneshot Penalty for Winning. Rating may change, 25 chapters total. F!Hawke/Arishok.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,119 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Arishok, unknown 1 - Complete
Ménage à trois by Planetar reviews
Shepard and Liara decide to invite somebody else to spend a night with them. After much consideration(and some wacky hijinks), they finally reach a decision on who would be the best for them. Rated M for language and graphic situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,561 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 9/5/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
Love and Lust on the Normandy by AmityN7 reviews
A collection of smutty one-shots with lesbian pairings set on the Normandy. Now updated with Traynor and EDI
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,658 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [J. Garson, Ashley W.] Miranda L., Samara
This City Is Far From Here by Chaotasin reviews
For Victoria Shepard, the line between love and hate often becomes imperceptible, and a certain Cerberus Operative is to blame. For Alexandria Keane, it's the line between reality and insanity that blurs. When the world becomes twisted and everything is not as it seems, who can you believe in when you don't even trust yourself?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,226 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - [Miranda L., J. Garson]
A Desert a Day Keeps the Kepral's Away by onion926 reviews
"Yeah, well, you know what they say. A desert a day keeps the Kepral's away." "Ah. Forgive my ignorance, Siha, but who precisely are 'they'" A collection of loosely related drabbles. Mostly FemShep/Thane fluff. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 46,047 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 12/24/2013 - J. Garson, Thane K., Kolyat K.
Snacking by hoorayforicecream reviews
A series of short stories, written to explore various facets of the Hawke and Isabela dynamic that were touched on, but not necessarily explored in the game. Lady Hawke Isabela relationship.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 139,784 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 4/9/2011 - unknown 1, Isabela
Virmire by Gabrielle Henson reviews
A series of unrelated one-shots about the infamous Virmire choice. Different Shepard, different moments and different point of views in each chapter. 7th: Kaidan reflects about his feelings for the two women in his life.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,554 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Ashley W., Kaidan A., Shepard
Well Met by Moonshine by wyles77 reviews
Hannah Shepard meets the best bartender this side of the galactic core for the first time. As she seeks the company of a sympathetic ear, she starts to learn a little more about her daughter's extraordinary adventures. Extended edition, rated for language. Better Angels 'verse, implied FemShep/Liara.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,308 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] Hannah S., Aethyta - Complete
At Ease, Soldier by Miranda le Ginger reviews
Claire Shepard remembers snippets of the woman who turned her life upside down. It's time for the good soldier to have a well-earned rest. Warning for character death(s). F/F pairing
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/17/2014 - J. Garson, Ashley W. - Complete
An Innocent Interference by ines.sangarinos reviews
One-shot. Pull-ups can be boring, especially when you do a lot of them. But they stop being boring if someone decides to interrupt.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/9/2014 - [J. Garson, Miranda L.] - Complete
Piano e Forte by wyles77 reviews
One-shot. After an overly eventful start to their shore leave, Liara and Shepard finally find the time for a quiet evening in. Better Angels 'verse, rated M for adult themes and some language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,786 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/23/2014 - [Liara T'Soni, J. Garson] - Complete
Move, Countermove by wyles77 reviews
Three POVs on the same conversation. Traynor tries to charm the object of her affections, Shepard wants to distract herself from a worry, and Liara has a dilemma to resolve. Better Angels 'verse.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,861 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] Samantha T. - Complete
From the Ashes We Rise by Anna Kruczynski reviews
Warden Amell tries to rebuild her life at the Tower after Alistair got married. Rating M for language and sexual content. This is my first big fic so all constructive criticism is welcome.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,117 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Amell, Cullen
Ringing in the New Year by Strickens reviews
Liara and Shepard celebrate New Years with more than just a little kiss. PWP.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2014 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni - Complete
A Pirate's Charm by The Sorrows of Arlathan reviews
Hawke knows Isabela uses people for sex and discards them without any emotional attachment. So when the busty pirate turns her charms on her, she plays along, but keeps her at arms length. How far will Isabela go to get what she wants though? Could Hawke's family problems push her into making a decision she will regret? The game of seduction has begun, but only one can get on top.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 271,043 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - [unknown 1, Isabela] - Complete
Dangerous by Chaotasin reviews
When Miranda Lawson finishes a particularly vexing job for Cerberus, all she wants to do is take a few hours out of her night to relieve the stress. Her prospective 'date' for the evening however, seems to have other plans, and Miranda finds herself dealing with a lot more than she bargained for. (Pre-ME1).
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,889 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [Miranda L., J. Garson] - Complete
10 Things Shepard Just Can't Do by AmazonOfArcturus reviews
Jodi Shepard is good at many things. She is an excellent Commander, a deadly biotic beast on the battlefield and even a caring lover. She is intelligent, beautiful, fast and agile. But she's not perfect. There are things Shepard just can't do. This is a list of 10 of those things. (Set during ME2, but meant to just be funny so no real canon, pairing is Fem!Shep x Miranda.)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,879 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Miranda L., Jack
Check, mate! by AmazonOfArcturus reviews
This is a simple story about a woman's infatuation turning into love. Set during the events of ME3, we follow Samantha Traynor closely in her pursuit to get closer to the one person she admires. Will she succeed? Or will her actions and devotion go unnoticed? (Own interpretation of ME3 but closely following canon, Fem!Shep x Traynor)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,043 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - [J. Garson, Samantha T.] - Complete
Modern Girls and Old-Fashioned Qunari by Sue Donym reviews
Modern AU. Marian Hawke, businesswoman by day, protector of Kirkwall by night. The Arishok... still the Arishok.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,474 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - unknown 1, Arishok
Better Angels by wyles77 reviews
As Liara recovers from injuries received in the battle for Earth, she discovers that her final joining with Shepard has bestowed some unintended consequences. Working with the crew to get the Normandy back into space, she struggles to come to terms with the idea that she has lost the Commander for a second and final time.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 137,851 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] - Complete
Once in a Blue Moon by BA Tanglepaw reviews
Sequel to "Blue Grit" - Miranda Lawson is puzzled by her attraction to the Commander of the Nefrane. Will her feelings get the best of her – finally? Post ME3. (Note – Miranda/OC femslash with references to Shepard(f)/Liara.)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,247 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/17/2013 - [Miranda L., OC] Liara T'Soni, J. Garson - Complete
No Impact, No Idea by OriginalAlcy reviews
It's no good being able to drill someone from a hundred metres if you can't pull the damn trigger. A certain ex-Cerberus Operative is playing games with Ashley Williams and it's the one battle the marine isn't equipped to fight. An expansion of the Miranda/Ashley romance in Catalyst of Fate.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,025 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - [Ashley W., Miranda L.] - Complete
Massage by heretowinbitch reviews
Ashley visits Shepard after the end of the Reaper war after staying away for too long. She offers comfort and a massage and Shepard gets more than she expected. A prompt for Ashley Porn Week on Tumblr.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2013 - J. Garson, Ashley W. - Complete
Chasing her Ghost by JenniferHawke reviews
It has been years since she sacrificed herself, but Alistair has never forgotten Solona. He flees to Kirkwall to escape her painful memory, but an all too familiar face shows up when he least expects it. One shot. M for smut and mature content.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Alistair, unknown 1 - Complete
Cultured Memories by barbex reviews
Shavik smut - a neglected genre. The last prothean on a ship full of primitives, superior and alone. He has needs and he finds out that there may be more to the primitives than he had thought.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/13/2013 - [Javik, Shepard] - Complete
Under the Sand of Tuchanka by barbex reviews
Wrex is on Tuchanka to become the leader of Clan Urdnot. He never wanted this, but she had convinced him. In her honor he will lead the krogan to a new future. Rated M for sex, because sexy krogan!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/29/2013 - [U. Wrex, Shepard] - Complete
Love the Drive Core by barbex reviews
Can you be attracted to a drive core? Oh yes, you can. Tali, the drive core and EDI. Rated M for smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/30/2013 - [Tali'Zorah, EDI] - Complete
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The Girl Crush reviews
Miranda Lawson is perfect: smart, attractive, strong and driven. But what happens when she finds a person that is her equal in every way - and it's a woman? Rated M due to adult themes, language, sexual content and some implied violence. FemShep/Miranda
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 115,600 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013 - [J. Garson, Miranda L.]
100 Days of Ash reviews
Being assigned to the SSV Normandy is a dream come true for Chief Ashley Williams. A scary dream. Thrust into a race against time, Ashley must conquer her doubts and learn that she is "good enough", with a little bit of help from a certain Commander... FemShep/Ashley pairing covering Mass Effect 1. Rated T for language and adult themes, subject to change.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,381 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - [J. Garson, Ashley W.]
Green is the Loneliest Colour reviews
Shepard and Shiala's paths cross for a second time when they both find themselves on Ilium. Both battling their own bitter loneliness, both feeling lost in a galaxy that they don't quite fit into, they find comfort in each other's "arms". Chapter 2 up: Reunion on Feros. Chapter 3 up: Special tour of the Normandy. Rated M for sexual content. FemShep/Shiala
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - [J. Garson, Shiala]
The Pirate and The Mage reviews
Rivaini pirate, Captain Isabela, and Ferelden Blight refugee, Lady Hawke, enter into a passionate love affair. From rivalmance to true love, can they make it work, despite their many differences? FemHawke/Isabela
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 59,744 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [Isabela, unknown 1] - Complete