poorpiratelass
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Joined 01-10-04, id: 519030, Profile Updated: 12-22-11
Author has written 9 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Mummy, Supernatural, 10 Things I Hate About You, and Once Upon a Time.

"I might as well warn you; flattery will get you anywhere." - Dorothy Shaw, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

"Sounds like sh-t, but what else are we going to do? Go home?" - Lt Aldo Raine, Inglourious Basterds

"Love doesn't share itself with the world. Love is suspicious, love is needy. Love is fearful, love is greedy. My friends, there is no love without great jealousy!" - Bender, Futurama

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Here's what's happening:

I am hesitant to put Return of the Med-jai on hiatus, as I really want and still plan to finish it. However, I seem to have lost my inspiration, and cannot promise updates in the near future. Apologies to the many fans of the story! You all rock, and I hope my muse returns to me soon.

Who the Hell Are You? is finally finished! Hooray! The sequel, Lonely Is the Night, is now up.

Jump the Shark is on hiatus. I've lost my inspiration. Hopefully, it will return soon, as I really wanted to finish it.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Bloody Water is undergoing extensive revisions. I'm not sure how major these revisions might be. As such, the sequel Aqua de Vida will not be updated until my revisions are complete. (This fic is officially on an indefinite hiatus)

Long Hard Road Out of Hell is officially on an indefinite hiatus.

That's all I've got for now. Thanks for stopping by!

PS: One of my readers created an RPG using Self Esteem for its basis:

Check it out!

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poorpiratelass's fanfiction philosophy - nay, her writing philosophy in general: In the words of my often annoying and yet surprisingly wise younger sister; you can't please everyone. No matter what you do, someone's not going to like it. Someone's going to complain. So you might as well just do whatever the heck you want to do. (Of course, this comment was not provoked by fanfiction, as she's not a fanfiction type gal; it was actually provoked by a male enhancement commerical... but it still holds) So, don't worry about what people are going to think. Just write what you want to write. But try and write it well.

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Summer of the Dragon reviews
Modern AU based on the Elizabeth Peters novel. Anthropology student and single mom Emma Swan would be a fool to pass on a paid internship spent on the wealthy, eccentric Beverly Lucas' Arizona ranch. Once she arrives however, Emma finds something is very wrong on the ranch, and the only person she can trust is also a man she can't stand: arrogant archaeologist Killian Jones.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,467 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 9/29/2015 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Lonely Is the Night reviews
The hunt for the yellow-eyed demon continues as Sam tries to learn more about his gift. Meanwhile, Dean deals - or doesn't deal with John's death, Lynn uncovers a family secret, and Jayne makes some tough choices. Volume 2 of Who the Hell Are You?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 262,923 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Sam W., Dean W., OC
Who the Hell Are You? reviews
Through Season 1. Searching for their father, Sam and Dean end up hunting a wendigo – and meet Jayne Gibson, an angry, dirty, bruised up hunter looking for her stepsister. That meeting will change everything.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 543,287 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Sam W., Dean W., OC - Complete
The Return of the Medjai reviews
Sequel to Self Esteem. Four years after Madeline O'Connell left Egypt, the reincarnation of Anck-su-namun decides to resurrect Imhotep and take on the Scorpion King. Now Madeline and ex-lover Ardeth Bay are reunited on a quest to save the world. Again.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,491 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Ardeth B., Jonathan C., OC
Jump the Shark reviews
In which the story behind Patrick’s keychain is revealed, Kat comes face to face with the existence of the supernatural, and Dean and Sam meet their long lost half brother. Set sometime after Meat is Murder and Everybody Loves a Clown. Mildly AU.
Crossover - Supernatural & 10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,524 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Dean W., Patrick V.
I'm An Idiot reviews
In which Patrick attempts to rationalize. Spoilers for 1.17. One-shot.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Patrick V., Kat S. - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: Bloody Water reviews
Post Dead Man's Chest. With the heart of Davy Jones in the palm of Lord Beckett's hand, the pirates of the Caribbean are in desperate need of a hero. And that's where Captain Cecily O'Connor comes in. Took a turn for Norrington/OC. BEING REVISED.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,996 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Complete
Self Esteem reviews
Sequel to Tongue Tied. Madeline O'Connell is finally getting the mess that is her life in order. But when an old Med-jai friend reenters her life, along with a cursed necklace and a young anthropologist, her life is once again turned upside down.
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 125,973 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Ardeth B., Jonathan C., OC - Complete
Tongue Tied reviews
Yet another 'Rick's sister comes along for the ride' Mummy rewrite. When Rick O'Connell agrees to take the Carnahan siblings to Hamunaptra, his sister Madeline gets dragged along as well, and meets a Mad-jai warrior capable of making her feel like a moron. Being revised.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,308 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Ardeth B., Jonathan C., OíConnell, R., OC - Complete