poorpiratelass
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Joined 01-10-04, id: 519030, Profile Updated: 02-17-17
Author has written 9 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Mummy, Supernatural, 10 Things I Hate About You, and Once Upon a Time.

"I might as well warn you; flattery will get you anywhere." - Dorothy Shaw, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

"Sounds like sh-t, but what else are we going to do? Go home?" - Lt Aldo Raine, Inglourious Basterds

"Love doesn't share itself with the world. Love is suspicious, love is needy. Love is fearful, love is greedy. My friends, there is no love without great jealousy!" - Bender, Futurama

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Here's what's happening:

Most of my stories are undergoing big time revisions, and as such, new material will probably not be posted any time soon... which is not surprising, really, as I haven't updated anything in a long, long time anyway. I just finished revising Tongue Tied, and am now working on Self Esteem. Return of the Med-jai will be updated and hopefully completed once I'm satisfied with the revisions.

I plan similar editing projects for my Pirates of the Caribbean fic, as well as the first story in the Who the Hell Are You? series, my Supernatural re-write. Lonely Is the Night will be updated once Who the Hell Are You? is finished with revisions. Who the Hell Are You? will also get a name change, to Get It While You Can.

Jump the Shark is still on indefinite hiatus. I've lost my inspiration. Maybe I'll get back to it some day.

Apologies to the many fans of all my stories, who have been patiently waiting for updates and continue to review and write PMs, asking after me and whether or not my stories will be finished! Hopefully, the answer is yes. You all rock!

That's all I've got for now. Thanks for stopping by!

PS: One of my readers created an RPG using Self Esteem for its basis:

Check it out!

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poorpiratelass's fanfiction philosophy - nay, her writing philosophy in general: In the words of my often annoying and yet surprisingly wise younger sister; you can't please everyone. No matter what you do, someone's not going to like it. Someone's going to complain. So you might as well just do whatever the heck you want to do. (Of course, this comment was not provoked by fanfiction, as she's not a fanfiction type gal; it was actually provoked by a male enhancement commercial... but it still holds) So, don't worry about what people are going to think. Just write what you want to write. But try and write it well.

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Tongue Tied reviews
When Rick O'Connell agrees to take the Carnahan siblings to Hamunaptra, his sister Madeline insists on coming along. There, they unleash an evil thousands of years old on the earth, and meet Med-jai warrior Ardeth Bay, who becomes a problem for Madeline, as he's very attractive, and she can't stop acting like an idiot. Revision complete.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,561 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Ardeth B., Jonathan C., OíConnell, R., OC - Complete
Summer of the Dragon reviews
Modern AU based on the Elizabeth Peters novel. Anthropology student and single mom Emma Swan would be a fool to pass on a paid internship spent on the wealthy, eccentric Beverly Lucas' Arizona ranch. Once she arrives however, Emma finds something is very wrong on the ranch, and the only person she can trust is also a man she can't stand: arrogant archaeologist Killian Jones.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,467 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/20/2016 - Published: 9/29/2015 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Lonely Is the Night reviews
The hunt for the yellow-eyed demon continues as Sam tries to learn more about his gift. Meanwhile, Dean deals - or doesn't deal with John's death, Lynn uncovers a family secret, and Jayne makes some tough choices. Volume 2 of Who the Hell Are You?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 262,923 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Sam W., Dean W., OC
Who the Hell Are You? reviews
Through Season 1. Searching for their father, Sam and Dean end up hunting a wendigo – and meet Jayne Gibson, an angry, dirty, bruised up hunter looking for her stepsister. That meeting will change everything.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 543,287 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Sam W., Dean W., OC - Complete
The Return of the Medjai reviews
Sequel to Self Esteem. Four years after Madeline O'Connell left Egypt, the reincarnation of Anck-su-namun decides to resurrect Imhotep and take on the Scorpion King. Now Madeline and ex-lover Ardeth Bay are reunited on a quest to save the world. Again.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,491 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Ardeth B., Jonathan C., OC
Jump the Shark reviews
In which the story behind Patrick’s keychain is revealed, Kat comes face to face with the existence of the supernatural, and Dean and Sam meet their long lost half brother. Set sometime after Meat is Murder and Everybody Loves a Clown. Mildly AU.
Crossover - Supernatural & 10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,524 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Dean W., Patrick V.
I'm An Idiot reviews
In which Patrick attempts to rationalize. Spoilers for 1.17. One-shot.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Patrick V., Kat S. - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: Bloody Water reviews
Post Dead Man's Chest. With the heart of Davy Jones in the palm of Lord Beckett's hand, the pirates of the Caribbean are in desperate need of a hero. And that's where Captain Cecily O'Connor comes in. Took a turn for Norrington/OC. BEING REVISED.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,996 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Complete
Self Esteem reviews
Sequel to Tongue Tied. Madeline O'Connell is finally getting the mess that is her life in order. But when an old Med-jai friend reenters her life, along with a cursed necklace and a young anthropologist, her life is once again turned upside down. Being revised.
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 161,975 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Ardeth B., Jonathan C., OC - Complete