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Joined 09-30-13, id: 5192343, Profile Updated: 06-15-16
Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter.

Dear all,

Thanks so much for all the faves and follows and reviews! I try to reply to them all, but if I miss yours, it's because I'm terrible with technology. Feel free to PM me with any questions.


ON MY WORKS IN PROGRESS... if you're interested...

I'm not sure I can put into words how discouraging it was for me to have hundreds or thousands of people reading "Hermione's Proposition" and to know that most people didn't actually like it enough to write a 5-second review. Instead of feeling like I made a few dozen reviewers happy with each new chapter, I felt like I was disappointing around 4,000 silent people with every post. I've since learned that most readers don't bother with reviews at all, but I sort of lost my mojo because of my nerves.

I'm now writing the remaining chapters, and if the writing goes smoothly, I'll share them with you all. I will post them only if they're completely finished, since I don't want my nerves to stop me again partway through posting. I'm thinking later in 2016.

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Saturdays with Rosie by lena1987 reviews
Complete. One taciturn, retired teacher. One determined single mother. One energetic bundle of precociousness. A quiet romance set in the North of England. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 8/1 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Rose W. - Complete
Rebuilding by Colubrina reviews
Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to help rebuild the shattered castle the summer after the war. She and the other summer resident - and eventually their friends - have to come to terms with how the war broke more than just the walls of the building. Follows multiple Hogwarts students through '8th year' and one additional year of early adulthood. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 300 - Words: 263,374 - Reviews: 33712 - Favs: 3,211 - Follows: 3,389 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 8/10/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P., Theodore N. - Complete
Absconding to Pembrokeshire by onecelestialbeing reviews
Severus Snape would sooner chew off his own arm than willingly attend the garish festivity that is 'Snape Day'. Hermione comes up with a plan to ensure her former professor's absence when Snape Day comes around, only she finds herself hiding along with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,367 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/10 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Salute by cabepfir reviews
Hermione is a Trekkie (since TOS) and Severus is a Star Wars fan. Both are extremely passionate about their fandoms and don't respect the others'. Of course, they work together at Hogwarts. How do they reconcile their very passionate fandoms with their growing attraction to each other? Written for the SS/HG gift fest 2015.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Firewhisky Made Me Do It by AdelaideArcher reviews
My entry for the SSHG Prompfest on LJ. Severus and Harry, with the help of a little firewhisky, decide to grant Arthur's Christmas request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2015
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner? by onecelestialbeing reviews
Written for MsAnthrop for the 2014 SSHG LJ Giftfest. A trip to Sainsbury's...a lingering glance over a pile of fruit and veg...Oh, sorry, that was actually a look of disdain. But isn't that most relationships? Annoy one another until you fall for another another? Perhaps.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,509 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Is It Time To Feed The Chickens? by onecelestialbeing reviews
Charlie is stuck house-sitting for his parents for a week when a certain Ravenclaw stops by the intent of picking strawberries. Needless to say, she gets strawberries and an eyeful of strong, naked dragon-tamer chest. Written for the 2014 Charlieficathon on LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,878 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Luna L., Charlie W. - Complete
Appetizers by Aurette reviews
George Weasley is up to his old tricks, what does this mean for our Potions Master and the Know-it-all? -Summary courtesy of Furface294
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,324 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 101 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
An Unwritten Future by Aurette reviews
Still struggling with the aftermath of the war, Hermione decides to leave everything behind to go find herself. She travels further than she could have ever imagined without going anywhere at all. Along the way, she discovers someone she mistakenly thought she'd known... AU, M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,575 - Reviews: 3010 - Favs: 2,295 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Landscape of the Heart by Bedelia reviews
Following Ron's death, Hermione tackles driving lessons, pottery class, jogging, renovating, and — scariest of all — falling in love again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,209 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Worth the Wait by Aurette reviews
Prof. Snape is having a bad day and decides to drink. Prof. Granger wanders after him, and he decides she needs to drink too. It's all uphill from there. Fluff. M for language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,189 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Fearsome Beasts by ApollinaV reviews
Pixies are rather bothersome creatures. SS/HG Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Technique by ApollinaV reviews
Crookshanks has something to say.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 203 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Where The Breezes Know My Name by Scion of Kushiel reviews
AU per end of DH. Hermione is in the Great Hall, Severus in the Shrieking Shack. Both are dying. What does the soul do as the body lies dying? Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,764 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
How Hermione Granger lost her Hymen by Shiv5468 reviews
and found true love or, why Ronald Weasley should have practiced more at Quidditch, and why Snape and Malfoy were a safe pair of hands
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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Mother Knows Best reviews
After retiring and losing her husband, Jean Granger needs to find a new purpose in life. She's looking for a hobby, so it's a good thing her thirty-something daughter is still single. Of course, she's not the only mum on the lookout for a partner for their child.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,689 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/3 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Eileen P., Mrs. Granger - Complete
Caribbean Cookery reviews
Hermione's away on a tropical island, and she runs into an old acquaintance. Severus Snape's newest skills include fixing cocktails and glaring ceviche into submission, and Hermione finds herself... intrigued.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/27 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Exceeds Expectations reviews
Professor Severus Snape has exceedingly low expectations for the intelligence of his house's Quidditch players. They don't disappoint. As for Fred and George Weasley, however...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12 - Severus S., George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Mating Ritual of the Elusive House-Elf reviews
Dean has seen too many nature documentaries, and-wait! What are those house-elves DOING to one another? [Just a silly story!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/17 - Ron W., Seamus F., Dean T., Dobby - Complete
We Shall Have Snow (and other One-shots and Drabbles) reviews
Assorted stories, most of which are SS/HG-oriented or feature SS and HG. Leave me a prompt, and I may just write you a story! Ratings listed with each chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,765 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Finding Normal reviews
If it exists, Luna will tell you so. [A fluffy story about dealing with people who don't quite get it.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26 - [Luna L., Pansy P.]
Meant to Be Broken reviews
Percy likes following rules, but Hermione's found one she'd like them to break—together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/17 - [Hermione G., Percy W.] - Complete
In Peace reviews
Hermione processes the death of someone she admired. Thankfully, Severus is by her side. (A small tribute to the enormous gift that is Alan Rickman.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/15 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Pride, or What Goeth Before a Fall reviews
When it came to reading people, Hermione Granger was almost always right. How did she miss the fact that Snape was gay? Written for cabepfir for the 2015 SSHG Gift Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,602 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/25/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
To See and Keep Silent reviews
Nothing was right in the Snapes' marriage. They never talked, you see. About anything. [A different kind of Marriage Law story, written for melodylepetit for the 2015 SSHG Gift Fest.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/25/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Voldemort's Vol-au-Vents reviews
Hermione knew that her brave professor would fall in love with her if she nursed him to health after one of those nasty Death Eater meetings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hermione's Proposition reviews
After overhearing some of her students gossiping about her love life, Hermione decides it's time for a change. She has an offer for Severus Snape that she hopes he can't refuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,516 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Gretna Greenland reviews
The Ministry of Magic has passed a ridiculous marriage law, and nobody is cooperating... least of all Hermione Granger and Severus Snape. An anti-marriage law story set right after the war. MLC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,879 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Draco M., Neville L.