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Joined 09-30-13, id: 5192343, Profile Updated: 08-10-17
Author has written 22 stories for Harry Potter.
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A Whiff of Cordite by Ms. Anthrop reviews
A child never understands the entire story. Sometimes, neither does the man. A tale of the last days of the Snape family. Written for the 2017 Snapecase Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12 - Severus S., Eileen P., Tobias S. - Complete
Saturdays with Rosie by lena1987 reviews
Complete. One taciturn, retired teacher. One determined single mother. One energetic bundle of precociousness. A quiet romance set in the North of England. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/4/2016 - Published: 8/1/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Rose W. - Complete
In the Shadow of Chipping Clodbury by Mundungus42 reviews
An ambush by goblin wand rights activists forces Hermione to delve into the secrets of the past in hopes of making equality for all magical beings a reality. Eventually SS/HG, contains Pottermore info, (fantasy) racist language, political themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,333 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S., F. Flitwick, Griphook - Complete
Rebuilding by Colubrina reviews
Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to help rebuild the shattered castle the summer after the war. She and the other summer resident - and eventually their friends - have to come to terms with how the war broke more than just the walls of the building. Follows multiple Hogwarts students through '8th year' and one additional year of early adulthood. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 300 - Words: 263,336 - Reviews: 35859 - Favs: 4,537 - Follows: 3,669 - Updated: 5/11/2016 - Published: 8/10/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P., Theodore N. - Complete
Absconding to Pembrokeshire by onecelestialbeing reviews
Severus Snape would sooner chew off his own arm than willingly attend the garish festivity that is 'Snape Day'. Hermione comes up with a plan to ensure her former professor's absence when Snape Day comes around, only she finds herself hiding along with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,367 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/10/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Salute by cabepfir reviews
Hermione is a Trekkie (since TOS) and Severus is a Star Wars fan. Both are extremely passionate about their fandoms and don't respect the others'. Of course, they work together at Hogwarts. How do they reconcile their very passionate fandoms with their growing attraction to each other? Written for the SS/HG gift fest 2015.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
15 Minutes in Hell by theimpossiblegrrl reviews
What happens when each Head of House is required to give a brief talk on "Sex Ed" before the start of school? A series of sixteen drabbles. May never be completely complete. Rating raised to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 8/24/2015 - Severus S., Minerva M., F. Flitwick, P. Sprout - Complete
Jeepers Creepers by Brightki reviews
It's Halloween and there comes a knocking at the door that awakens Hermione from a deep sleep...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
The Firewhisky Made Me Do It by AdelaideArcher reviews
My entry for the SSHG Prompfest on LJ. Severus and Harry, with the help of a little firewhisky, decide to grant Arthur's Christmas request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2015
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner? by onecelestialbeing reviews
Written for MsAnthrop for the 2014 SSHG LJ Giftfest. A trip to Sainsbury's...a lingering glance over a pile of fruit and veg...Oh, sorry, that was actually a look of disdain. But isn't that most relationships? Annoy one another until you fall for another another? Perhaps.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,509 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Is It Time To Feed The Chickens? by onecelestialbeing reviews
Charlie is stuck house-sitting for his parents for a week when a certain Ravenclaw stops by the intent of picking strawberries. Needless to say, she gets strawberries and an eyeful of strong, naked dragon-tamer chest. Written for the 2014 Charlieficathon on LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,878 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Luna L., Charlie W. - Complete
Appetizers by Aurette reviews
George Weasley is up to his old tricks, what does this mean for our Potions Master and the Know-it-all? -Summary courtesy of Furface294
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,324 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 125 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
An Unwritten Future by Aurette reviews
Still struggling with the aftermath of the war, Hermione decides to leave everything behind to go find herself. She travels further than she could have ever imagined without going anywhere at all. Along the way, she discovers someone she mistakenly thought she'd known... AU, M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,575 - Reviews: 3240 - Favs: 2,875 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Landscape of the Heart by Bedelia reviews
Following Ron's death, Hermione tackles driving lessons, pottery class, jogging, renovating, and — scariest of all — falling in love again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,209 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Worth the Wait by Aurette reviews
Prof. Snape is having a bad day and decides to drink. Prof. Granger wanders after him, and he decides she needs to drink too. It's all uphill from there. Fluff. M for language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,189 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 93 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
No Room for the Weak by perverse-idyll reviews
There's a Boy Who Lived and a boy who didn't, and even a mother can't always tell them apart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,887 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Eileen P., Harry P. - Complete
The Northern Sky in Winter by cathedral carver reviews
When it is darkest, men see the stars. Written for the 2011 Snapecase.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Fearsome Beasts by ApollinaV reviews
Pixies are rather bothersome creatures. SS/HG Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Technique by ApollinaV reviews
Crookshanks has something to say.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,977 - Follows: 246 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Where The Breezes Know My Name by Scion of Kushiel reviews
AU per end of DH. Hermione is in the Great Hall, Severus in the Shrieking Shack. Both are dying. What does the soul do as the body lies dying? Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,764 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
How Hermione Granger lost her Hymen by Shiv5468 reviews
and found true love or, why Ronald Weasley should have practiced more at Quidditch, and why Snape and Malfoy were a safe pair of hands
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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The Continuing Adventures of Severus Snape, Barista Extraordinaire reviews
Why on earth is Severus Snape working at Hermione's local coffee shop? She is determined to find out. [A series of 200 drabbles, with 100 words per drabble. Rated for language, balloon animals, sexytimes, and whatnot. A gift for Toblass.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 200 - Words: 20,902 - Reviews: 3477 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 1/16 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Useless Advice reviews
Teddy Lupin is getting ready to leave for Hogwarts, little knowing what effect his leaving will have on his father and his father's condition. Without his pack to anchor him, Remus finds assistance from an old friend. [Remus/Hermione] AU, Work-in-progress!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/25 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] Sirius B., Teddy L.
Trimming the Wick reviews
Professors Snape and Granger are incredibly uptight. Seeing an opportunity presenting itself, Pomona Sprout takes it upon herself to force them to relax.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/4 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Minerva M., P. Sprout - Complete
Maternal Lamentation reviews
It's hard for Eileen Snape to watch her son growing up and growing away from her, especially when he chooses things (and people) she doesn't like. [A canon-compliant retelling of Severus, Lily, and Petunia at the playground together as children, this time from Eileen's POV.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/1 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., Petunia D., Eileen P. - Complete
The Squawking Dead reviews
Severus Snape is absolutely fine, thank you very much. That is... until one of the Malfoy peacocks falls strangely ill and Hermione Granger is thrust back into his life to help solve the case. Where the peacocks are concerned, however, it seems that there is more than meets the eye. No matter what Severus and Hermione do, nothing goes according to plan!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,518 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 1/7 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Ron W., Lucius M. - Complete
The Sixth Time's the Charm reviews
Having fallen in love with Rosmerta Meriwether when he was just eleven years old, Sirius Black tries time and time again to catch her interest. He fails spectacularly… most of the time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,420 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2016 - [Sirius B., Rosmerta] Remus L., Kingsley S. - Complete
Announcements reviews
Percy loves his little sister. Really, he does. It's just that he probably shouldn't have volunteered to help with the calligraphy on the invitations. Of course, that does mean spending a little time with Hermione...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,659 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/23/2016 - Published: 9/12/2016 - [Hermione G., Percy W.] [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Cursing in French reviews
Hermione didn't know why she was so fixated on Severus Snape. When she has the chance to go back in time, she has a rare opportunity to get closer to him. If only she weren't leaving him to his fate... (Time Turner. Rated M for language and sexual scenes.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,251 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/13/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Spaghetti Night reviews
Harry and the gang discuss Hermione and Snape's love life. What do they really mean when they say it's Spaghetti Night? [Hermione/Snape, Harry/Luna, and Ron/Pansy] Loaded with sexual innuendo and language, mature themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/12/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Mother Knows Best reviews
After retiring and losing her husband, Jean Granger needs to find a new purpose in life. She's looking for a hobby, so it's a good thing her thirty-something daughter is still single. Of course, she's not the only mum on the lookout for a partner for their child.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,689 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/3/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Eileen P., Mrs. Granger - Complete
Caribbean Cookery reviews
Hermione's away on a tropical island, and she runs into an old acquaintance. Severus Snape's newest skills include fixing cocktails and glaring ceviche into submission, and Hermione finds herself... intrigued.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/27/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Exceeds Expectations reviews
Professor Severus Snape has exceedingly low expectations for the intelligence of his house's Quidditch players. They don't disappoint. As for Fred and George Weasley, however...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2016 - Severus S., George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Mating Ritual of the Elusive House-Elf reviews
Dean has seen too many nature documentaries, and-wait! What are those house-elves DOING to one another? [Just a silly story!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Ron W., Seamus F., Dean T., Dobby - Complete
We Shall Have Snow (and other One-shots and Drabbles) reviews
Assorted stories, most of which are SS/HG-oriented or feature SS and HG. Leave me a prompt, and I may just write you a story! Ratings listed with each chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,765 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/1/2016 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Finding Normal reviews
If it exists, Luna will tell you so. [A fluffy story about dealing with people who don't quite get it.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2016 - [Luna L., Pansy P.] - Complete
Meant to Be Broken reviews
Percy likes following rules, but Hermione's found one she'd like them to break—together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/17/2016 - [Hermione G., Percy W.] - Complete
In Peace reviews
Hermione processes the death of someone she admired. Thankfully, Severus is by her side. (A small tribute to the enormous gift that is Alan Rickman.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/15/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Pride, or What Goeth Before a Fall reviews
When it came to reading people, Hermione Granger was almost always right. How did she miss the fact that Snape was gay? Written for cabepfir for the 2015 SSHG Gift Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,602 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/25/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
To See and Keep Silent reviews
Nothing was right in the Snapes' marriage. They never talked, you see. About anything. [A different kind of Marriage Law story, written for melodylepetit for the 2015 SSHG Gift Fest.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/25/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Voldemort's Vol-au-Vents reviews
Hermione knew that her brave professor would fall in love with her if she nursed him to health after one of those nasty Death Eater meetings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/14/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hermione's Proposition reviews
After overhearing some of her students gossiping about her love life, Hermione decides it's time for a change. She has an offer for Severus Snape that she hopes he can't refuse. CURRENTLY ON HOLD.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,516 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Gretna Greenland reviews
The Ministry of Magic has passed a ridiculous marriage law, and nobody is cooperating... least of all Hermione Granger and Severus Snape. An anti-marriage law story set right after the war. MLC. CURRENTLY ON HOLD.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,879 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Draco M., Neville L.