I love "Harry is rescued from the Dursleys" stories but never found one that was quite right. So I had to write one myself.

It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.

Death realizes that things went bad when Harry Potter is unable to have children after Voldemort hit him with the second killing curse. When this was realized things went very wrong and Death knew she just have to fix it. So when Harry finally dies she's there to meet him and hopefull set things right. Grey/mild dark overpowered Harry. Mild bashing to select weasley's and Dumbles.

Hermione couldn't bear to stay in Britain after the war. But she left a wake of questions behind her as well as a best friend who missed her very much. What happens when he eventually decides to track her down in an entirely new environment? Can they renew their friendship? Could it be something more?

Harry Potter discovers the Player Handbook for Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, 2nd Edition after experiencing accidental magic and realizes he may have magic. Directed to a hobby shop, he develops his own style of magic based on tabletop RPGs and comics. Then, he gets his Hogwarts letter. Dark!Indie!Sarcastic!Paranoid!Pragmatic!Harry. Rated M for language and graphic violence.

Fluttershy has always believed that she doesn't have a soulmate, as their cutie mark never appeared on her right hoof. But when she encounters the villain she and her friends are facing, she might be proven wrong. Soulmate AU.

Reincarnating with the gamer interface was all a part of the plan, being reborn as Ron Weasley not so much. It was something I could work with, sure. Magic is great! But as I would soon learn, it had the tendency of introducing a plethora of other issues.

If there were no magic, and all our favourite Harry Potter characters lived in the Muggle world, what might their lives be like? Hermione decides on a career in medicine, and her doubts about her bedside manner are dramatically resolved in a car park.

Hermione Jean Granger was born September 19th, 1959, and her family moves to Cokeworth, close to Lily Evans and Severus Snape. In the world where things are better, wonderful things can happen. SSHG. Contains Lily-bashing and more fluff than sixteen litters of baby bunnies.

Here she is, stuck in a pear tree.

Complete. During Chamber of Secrets, Harry finds a friend in someone he'd never thought about before. That was the beginning of an experience that opened his eyes to what he had been missing.

Hermione Granger and Severus Snape are stuck together under a mistletoe. Unfortunately - or should I say fortunately - it is a special kind of charmed mistletoe with very specific requirements... EDIT: Well, it started out as a complete oneshot, but it has turned into a little story. Fluffy lemony goodness. SS/HG - COMPLETE; Epilogue might follow.

Albus Dumbledore has a difficult job. Well, two difficult jobs. Alright, three. And maybe he also runs a vigilante organization on the side- we're getting off track. The point is, sometimes even the mighty Leader of the Light gets a little... Off. Warning(s): crack!fic, crazy!Dumbledore, ridiculousness

The year: 1987. The place: Muggle London. The situation: The Boy-Who-Lived is being treated horribly by his Muggle relatives. A young witch must take him in for the Ministry's good and his. The witch's name: Dolores Umbridge. COMPLETE.

Hermione get's a second chance to make things right as she hurled back to 1978 after an unfortunate accident. She vows to change history before it happens. By meddling with time so drastically she could erase her existence as she knows it, which is worth the risk in her eyes. Her Slytherin would disagree with that statement. ONE-SHOT. OOC. REGMIONE. LEMON. DONT LIKE, DONT READ.

A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.

Hermione uses a spell to experience her future, but what will happen once she gets back to the real world? Will she accept the life she has or will she wonder forever what could have been? New friends will try to protect her from herself, but will she be able to protect her friends when they are faced with danger?

Harry didn't appear at Hogwarts causing concern. Albus immediately head's out to Privet Drive to find out what was going on, along with Minerva and a reluctant Severus Snape. What they find out changes everything for everyone in the wizarding world. Is there a chance for anyone to go back and fix past mistakes? is there any hope at all for the magical world? COMPLETE

She thought he was an absolute tosser, a no-good troublemaker who got on her nerves. He thought she was a stuck-up prig, a walking wet blanket who lived and breathed to make his life hell. And now they were all spending the Christmas holidays under one roof. Goodie. Scorpius/Rose with some Draco/Hermione. Rated M for language and sexual content.

Everyone has secrets, even Fleur Delacour, despite her seemingly perfect appearance. However, when she spills them to a stranger, it becomes a major problem. Especially when that stranger turns out to be her boss, William Weasley. Based on Kinsella's Book

Severus is given a potion that de-ages him, both in body and in mind. Now he has to relive his Hogwarts years starting from the first year, but this time, with Harry Potter as his friend. Not-very-Slytherin Slytherin!Harry. AU. Year 1.

A new teacher decides Dudley Dursley needs to be punished for picking on his cousin. A counselor decides Harry Potter needs a little bit of help. A primary school era prequel to an AU Harry Potter series.

After Hermione's parents are murdered by an unlikely foe, she stumbles on help in an even unlikelier place. Antonin Dolohov didn't expect to pick up a stray when he went to Knockturn Alley, but now he finds himself compelled to help this broken girl avenge her parents' deaths. AU after OotP. Dark multi-chapter. COMPLETE!

【one shot】DHr. Voldemort-Free, AU. Hermione ABHORS working for the Wizarding World's singing sensation, Draco Malfoy, more so on tours than ever. But after Brazil, are things going to change? [WARNING: Rated for language and sexual situations.] [INTERHOUSE FEST, 2016, LiveJournal.]

ONE-SHOT Harry falls in love with a girl whose smile lights up his world. She came into his life by breaking into his home, and they meet for first time when Harry fell down the stairs trying to get a look at her.

AU/AO: [HG/SS] What-if Story. Hermione Granger gets erased due to a badly phrased, vague, and bitter wish. She is Hermione Granger no more. Now, thanks to Ron, she is Hermione Ankaa Black, sister of Sirius & Regulus Black, & member of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black. Now what is she going to do? Multiple pairings in later chapters, and JP starts out as a rampaging jerk.

Hermione Granger is back for her eighth year at Hogwarts. She's having a bit of trouble in the bedroom with her clueless boyfriend Ron. She uses a charmed stone to help and it falls into unintended hands with interesting results. (Rated M for Smut, Language, etc...) A birthday gift for Dragoon811! SS/HG!

There's nothing like embarking on a new career in earnest to kick-start one's life. Don't be surprised, then, when it starts kick-starting other things, too.

The Lone Traveler arrives on the even of Fudge's election. Instead of pelting Dumbledore for advice, the new Minister listens to a new viewpoint. Much is changed.

After walking in on her boyfriend sleeping with someone else, Hermione decides to take her virginity in her own hands, and maybe help wizard-kind while she's at it. Post Hogwarts. *UPDATED WITH ALTERNATE ENDING*

[HG/SS]: Neville cultures a rare plant sacred to the centaur in the hopes of curing his parents so his children can get to know their grandparents. He brings it to Hermione to analyze in the hopes he can use it to heal their condition. Things do not go as planned.

It's said to be an ancient Chinese curse. If you have been "blessed" to live in interesting times it means life will be full of trouble. Blake Bishop seemed to have been cursed with it. He was set to start Hogwarts with Harry Potter. Unfortunately for everyone Harry Potter didn't show up. So began Blake's interesting times. AU, no pairings and a few new characters.

What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry

Three years after the war, everyone is getting on with their lives and Hermione could honestly say she was quite content. What happens however when her life path becomes very much intertwined with a freshly divorced curse breaker and an adventurous dragon tamer? Only one way to find out! Story edited in 2019.

The Battle of Hogwarts is over. With the death of Fred, the Weasleys are devastated. But is he really gone? Can Hermione save him? The clock is ticking! Prequel to my story The Prankster and the Lioness

The Sorting Hat (or Brian to his friends) has had enough of being told by Albus Too-Many-Names Dumbledore exactly how certain new students should be sorted. For once, he's going to take matters into his own, um, hands? The incoming class of 1991 isn't going to know what hit them. Get ready for a Sorting like no other! One Shot.

Harry killed them once. Now that he is eleven he'll kill them again. Hermione knows her wonderful best friend has a huge secret, but that just means he needs her more. A H/Hr time travel romance where they don't become a couple until Hermione is twenty one, and Harry kills death eaters without the help of children.

During Minerva's first year at Hogwarts, she engages in a fight with a fellow student that leads to her and Albus making important discoveries about light and dark. A oneshot told from the perspective of Albus Dumbledore.

Begins at chapter 31 of Pride-of-Time. Hermione does not de-age herself- not everything can be fixed in time, and sometimes the only solution is to move forward with what you have...

From Teddy Lupin to Lily Luna Potter, these sixteen people enter Ollivander's Wand Shop: Maker of Fine Wands since 382BC and each has a story to tell. A collection of oneshots/drabbles: I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it!

Olivander isn't used to customers arriving so late in the day, but when Dumbledore imposes with a mysterious new teacher in tow, he can't resist the challenge of the smiling man's custom order.

Char. Ooc, AU/AR, still within JK's world - Harry is apprenticed to a Diagon Alley businessman at the tender age of seven. From there the story changes... very mild bashing of some regulars.

Lord Edgware Dies AU. Jane Wilkinson never asks Poirot to get rid of her husband. Poirot and Hastings never watch the performance of Carlotta Adams. Geraldine Marsh is kidnapped shortly after her father's death. How will Poirot solve the case when it turns out this way?

Hermione quibbles with George over her satisfaction with a Daydream Charm.

Instead of being angry at Darcy when he makes his insulting proposal to her, Lizzy decides to take advantage of a chance to get answers out of him, instead of her giving any. Oneshot, complete, don't own.

HGSS WARNING: DH SPOILER. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ BOOK SEVEN. A very interesting turn of events concerning a certain Potions Master. Rating will change if story is continued.

Hermione is at Ginny's hen party when she sees two unexpected patrons at the strip club they end up at. Ginny decides for them to have a little fun, changing their appearances so they can pretend to be dancers for the two men they spot there too. Two-shot rated MA.

25 years after series ending. the past repeats itself with a young innocent girl and Nikitas son. Red Cell, Centre and twist & turns as always. Oh yeah and a certain frenchman is the father of said son. All the oldies will be mentioned or show up. COMPLETE. UNDERGOING SERIOUS EDITING PER SEPTEMBER 2012!

The morning after defeating Voldemort, Harry finds he wants nothing more than to be left alone. However, angry goblins, dementors, and a well-meaning Minister make this impossible, imposing on Harry more responsibilities than he wants... and then some.

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

Dark Snape embraces being a Death Eater despite the Order and Albus isn't who he seems to be. Snape warns a persistant Hermione off in no uncertain terms. Both end up guests of the Dark Lord. Alternative Universe, Dark Fic, OOC Albus evil, NC, S&M, MF, MM

DH Spoliers It is his birthday today. He is 27 years old. I’m stressing the word old. I have just turned six so I am excited to see if daddy has a Power Rangers cake like I had. He doesn’t. He is a big disappointment.

Harry is sent to the Dursleys, but due to a natural proclivity for cat animagus transformations, goes to live with the kneazles at Mrs. Figg's a few weeks before he is 2 years old. He spends years as a kneazle, before his association with Ginny Weasley h

Hermione Granger goes back in time to try and convince a young Severus Snape not to aid Tom Riddle. Of course, Severus doesn't make it easy. Life at Hogwarts is now VERY different. Alternate Universe, Violence. OOC, Drama, Romance, Humor, Lemons and more.

All it took was one innocent question. And then suddenly, my life was turned completely on its head, all thanks to Emily Morrigan, Victoire Weasley, and a question of love.

This is it! Hermione Granger has written the guide that all boys should read! (with special commentary for the girls) Please read and review... oh and boys... maybe you can take a few things away from this!

When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.

It's Christmas Eve and Hermione's husband can't make it home. Gifts begin arriving every hour, delivered by all the men in her life, from a mysterious admirer. As the men get ticked off the list, figure out who's her husband and who's sending the gifts.