Author has written 8 stories for Song of the Lioness, and Outsiders.Hmm...I thought my last bio was dull and immature, so here's a new one. Yay.
My name is Zenon. I am sixty-seven. I am drop-dead gorgeous.
voice drops down to a whisper* See, I was found working in a smuggling ring that smuggled illegal balloons out of the country, so all that up there is my undercover identity. Really, my name is Miranda and I'm seventeen and not exactly...er...how you say...gorgeous? But pretend I am!!
Because if you don't, I'll be sent to the torture chamber where I will be punished with...
FLUFFY PINK BUNNIES!!
Okay, so maybe I don't always act my age. I'm having some kind of seriously weird insane spasm.
I have plenty of siblings. I'll list them (not in order, mind)
Miranda Louis (Hi Mom! *waves frantically at the camera*)
That's the link to my profile over on Fictionpress.com. Please read my stories. I have a poem over there too.
I want to thank...
DANCING AMETHYST!!! Chick, I love you so much. You are the greatest! You give me criticism but it's always constructive and it's basically only suggestions. *kisses* Love ya, doll. Love your new name, too.
NOLEE!!! Erm...thanks for getting me off my ass and making me want to write again. Your fics are awesome. LOVE YOU!!! And thanks for putting me up on your profile...
youdontneedtoknow *hugs* Tee hee, I love you so much too. Your reviews make me all warm and bubbly inside...um...yeah...^.^
Wake-Robin Aww...you're so sweet. Thanks for reviewing my stories!!
There will me more, I promise. Later.
New Things To Know About Me:
I'm dating this really hot guy named Julian. I'm over...you know...him.
I've decided to try writing a book again.
Rebecca is moving out to room with a friend. I think she's a lesbian. *I have nothing against homosexuals, by the way, I just would to love to see her parents' faces...if she is one.
Chris is moving in. He's dropping out of college to pursue a career as an artist. Dumbass.
Dear old mummy is pregnant. With a girl. We're naming her Marianne. Pronounced Maryann, just with different spelling. She's due in another month or so.
YAY! My step-mother just had her twins, a boy and a girl, and their names are Dylan and Gillian - just what I wanted them to be named!! YAY!! They're so precious...they were born a couple days ago.
Well...Imma go now. My bio seems pretty adult now. *cough*
sees men in police cars and SWAT helicoptors come toward her and screams* MOMMY! *sees said Mommy making out with stepfather and runs back toward the police* I'LL SURRENDER! I'LL SURRENDER!!!
Yes. I'm random. I know.
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