Death Goddess Assassin
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Joined 01-11-04, id: 519531
Author has written 8 stories for Song of the Lioness, and Outsiders.
Hmm...I thought my last bio was dull and immature, so here's a new one. Yay.

My name is Zenon. I am sixty-seven. I am drop-dead gorgeous.

Um...yeah.

voice drops down to a whisper* See, I was found working in a smuggling ring that smuggled illegal balloons out of the country, so all that up there is my undercover identity. Really, my name is Miranda and I'm seventeen and not exactly...er...how you say...gorgeous? But pretend I am!!

Because if you don't, I'll be sent to the torture chamber where I will be punished with...

FLUFFY PINK BUNNIES!!

Okay, so maybe I don't always act my age. I'm having some kind of seriously weird insane spasm.

I have plenty of siblings. I'll list them (not in order, mind)

Miranda Louis (Hi Mom! *waves frantically at the camera*)
Jesse-Martin (he's convinced his real name is Jesse James...I beg to differ)
Michael and Miguel
Willow
Baby Girl Rose (what a sweetie)
Chris (half-brother, several years older than me, the sweetest schmuck on the block - but don't let him know I said that, he tries to pull off the bad-ass punker)
Rebecca (BITCH!!! ACK!!!)

http://www.fictionpress.com/~deathgoddessassassin

That's the link to my profile over on Fictionpress.com. Please read my stories. I have a poem over there too.

I want to thank...

DANCING AMETHYST!!! Chick, I love you so much. You are the greatest! You give me criticism but it's always constructive and it's basically only suggestions. *kisses* Love ya, doll. Love your new name, too.

NOLEE!!! Erm...thanks for getting me off my ass and making me want to write again. Your fics are awesome. LOVE YOU!!! And thanks for putting me up on your profile...

youdontneedtoknow *hugs* Tee hee, I love you so much too. Your reviews make me all warm and bubbly inside...um...yeah...^.^

Wake-Robin Aww...you're so sweet. Thanks for reviewing my stories!!

There will me more, I promise. Later.

New Things To Know About Me:

I'm dating this really hot guy named Julian. I'm over...you know...him.

I've decided to try writing a book again.

Rebecca is moving out to room with a friend. I think she's a lesbian. *I have nothing against homosexuals, by the way, I just would to love to see her parents' faces...if she is one.

Chris is moving in. He's dropping out of college to pursue a career as an artist. Dumbass.

Dear old mummy is pregnant. With a girl. We're naming her Marianne. Pronounced Maryann, just with different spelling. She's due in another month or so.

YAY! My step-mother just had her twins, a boy and a girl, and their names are Dylan and Gillian - just what I wanted them to be named!! YAY!! They're so precious...they were born a couple days ago.

Well...Imma go now. My bio seems pretty adult now. *cough*

sees men in police cars and SWAT helicoptors come toward her and screams* MOMMY! *sees said Mommy making out with stepfather and runs back toward the police* I'LL SURRENDER! I'LL SURRENDER!!!

Yes. I'm random. I know.

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Warrior Soul by Silksteel reviews
In the aftermath of betrayal, everyone needs an ally. Kel and Neal's friendship has outlasted time and conflict, but will love finally break them? Major K/N shippage *Temporary Hiatus*
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,592 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 2/9/2003 - Keladry, Nealan
Another Day in Paradise by Cloudburst2000 reviews
A story set a few months after the book. TwoBit's perspectives on his relationships with the gang namely Ponyboy...who now seems to be his bestest pal. Can TwoBit protect Pony from the Socs who are out for Greaser blood...mostly Pony's? Possibly slash.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 3/31/2004
Lust, Lies, and the Wrong Redhead by Swimmingly Yours reviews
Neal plans to marry Kel and adopt Cleon as a child. But when all goes wrong due to misunderstandings and evil, plotting, dead men, Neal and Kel have to work together in order to save their ideal future. contains SLASH funny slashbut is still KelNeal
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,139 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Tortall, Tortall
An Enemy Mission by oceanspike reviews
Kel gets assigned to spy with the one person she despises the most:Joren. How will she ever survive his ways? KJ. Set in a futuristic Tortall. ch 11 up!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,148 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/29/2004 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Tortall
Duty To The Realm by Marenzi reviews
Kel and Joren are told to take care of a group of thieves who are selling Tortallan secrets to Galla. When they begin their journey, they have no idea what they're getting themselves into...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,005 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
Undercover by Rowana S reviews
Neal glared pointedly at Peachblossom, You're just jealous because you know you'll never find true love JK story, hopefully some funny bits, or maybe I'm just a crappy author. anyway, review and tell me either way.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,435 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Tortall, Tortall
The weird things Kel does by Lady Cheese reviews
Random tales about The people of the Palace.Owen losses his Llama. Raoul has taken over the crime fighting industry. While Neal acts normal.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,588 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Tortall, Tortall
The Assignment by Nolee of Stone Mountain reviews
Joren hires an assassin to kill Kel. As planned, the assassin abducts her and takes her to Carthak. Joren gets a guilty conscience, so he goes after her. A tale of kidnap and sorcery unfolds. Complete!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,448 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/26/2004 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Complete
Everybody's Fool by Nolee of Stone Mountain reviews
A songfic about Joren, from Kel's point of view.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/22/2004
Sakuyo Fools While April Laughs by FrostedDarkfox reviews
KD Dom plays a joke on Neal, how much trouble does it land him in? Quite a lot...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Complete
In Unexpected Places by AnnaBella reviews
Something horrible happens to Ponyboy and he attempts to keep it hidden from his brothers and friends, but what will the consequences be should they find out? Attempted rape and SLASH!
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,684 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/18/2004 - Published: 4/30/2003
Aether Winds by Silver IceWind reviews
It all started out with some simple wishing... Now Kel and Joren are stuck in a whole new world, while war is brewing in Tortall with only them being able to help!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,326 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/28/2004 - Published: 11/30/2001
The Very Secret Diary of Jump by Quatre-sama reviews
This is the very secret diary of Jump, Kel's dog, during the book Page
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2004 - Jump - Complete
The Very Secret Diary of Wyldon of Cavall by Quatre-sama reviews
Part of The Dancing Dove's VSD challenge, this is the very secret diary of Lord Wyldon during the book Squire
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2004 - Wyldon - Complete
The Dreamer’s Heart Wishes by The Lady of the Willows reviews
Keladry has an accident while riding. She finds her old nemesis much changed while in a coma. KJ :::Complete:::
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Complete
Tears of Freedom by KittyOfDoom reviews
Joren of Stonemountain is the only person to have seen the true Kel, the one hiding behind her Yamani mask. When the time comes, will he be able to right the wrongs he has done? One Shot.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Complete
To Duel the Lioness by Dancing Amethyst reviews
Kel and Alanna duel in Trickster's Choice. This is why.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2003 - Tortall, Tortall
Her Safe Place by Tragic Redhead reviews
Tom Riddle will forever haunt Ginny's dreams. Harry is helpless to do anything but sit and hold her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Reminiscence by Silent Dirge reviews
ONE SHOT. PonyboyJohnny slash. Nothing graphic; just angst. It takes place at the funeral, Pony's point of view.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2003 - Complete
Try Your Emotion by Silent Dirge reviews
ONE SHOT. PonyboyJohnny pairing. An innocent movie can lead to some confessions. Shounen-ai, slash, yaoi, boyboy.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Wealth is Everything, Isn't it, Joren? by Cinereath reviews
Joren's off to find treasure in the Yamani Islands! The only guide valid for the trip: Keladry of Mindelan! Now...how will this work out? R/R pleeaseeeee :)
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,995 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/24/2003 - Published: 1/15/2003
Fairy Tale by Kitori reviews
*PG-15* Joren as a squire is given a task he's not exactly thrilled with. A little slash, a little swearing, a little shounen-ai.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,195 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 7/28/2002 - Joren
Cavall's Heart by Atlantis Forester reviews
Lady knights seem to catch all the best men, but choose the least expected one--and Keladry is no exception. (An odd pairing: Kel/Wyldon. Open-minded people will like it. Strangely enough, I was able to keep the characters just like the ones in the book.)
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/2/2003 - Published: 3/8/2003
Underneath the Surface by Cami of Queenscove reviews
Kel walked swiftly over to her dresser and pulled out a pair of breeches and a shirt. Stripping off the towel, she threw it to Neal. “Not a word out of you, Neal.” She grinned at his shocked look. “It’s not like you haven’t seen it before. Chapt
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,473 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/2/2003 - Published: 11/4/2002
Ill by Zuzu-Petals reviews
Ponyboy doesn't feel good. Will he ever admit it?
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/24/2003 - Published: 3/23/2003
Disillusionment by xoraxox reviews
They're under no illusions that they're fond of each other, but maybe that's not important anymore. Almost certainly abandoned. Joren x Kel
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,101 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/17/2003 - Published: 9/27/2002
Search for the Six by Lady Katharine Heartspark reviews
IT IS OVER. MY MASTERWORK IS FINISHED. Time for the epilogue! You still want a summary? *sighs* Here goes: Kel and Neal are given a mad quest and must dash from country to country before time runs out and Tortall falls . . . K/N and a plot! Read it!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 73,617 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/1/2002 - Published: 4/25/2002
Silent Night by saveoneforblack reviews
A poem inspired by Web of Dreams by VC Andrews.
Dollanganger Saga - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/14/2002
The Outsiders 2: Do You Love Me? by Indie1 reviews
This is kind of an alternate ending to The Outsiders. I wrote it a long time ago, so it is kind of childish. But read it anyway please? I swear its not too bad and its short!
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/25/2001
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Honorable Disgrace reviews
Kel and Joren - captured, enslaved, and employed in the home of a Carthaki noble. Mutinies and dark magic may bring them together so they can save Tortall and its alliance with Carthak - or force them apart so they can destroy it all.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004
Of Pancakes and Syrup reviews
Neal has FINALLY made the perfect pancakes. But what's this? No syrup? Kel and Neal are wacko, Cleon is the only sane one, Numair is evil, and Lady-kitty makes a guest appearance! COMPLETE
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2004 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Complete
Fearless reviews
Something happened to Kel in Scanra...something that turned her cold, and fearless, something cruel...and only Alanna knows what. PG-13 just in case. YES! COMPLETE!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 4/15/2004 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Complete
Ice Prince reviews
One-Shot. Keladry gets married. A short fic that I just wanted to write.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Complete
Something Gold Must Stay reviews
Ponyboy is torn between Dally's advice and Johnny's. He makes a fatal decision. Not my best work but...RR. No flames, please. Rated for language and suicide.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2004
Johnny's Sunset reviews
Pony's POV. Slash. Pony thinks about Johnny as he watches a sunset.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2004
The Return of Joren reviews
After Numair sent Kel into the Black God's Realms, she meets up with an old foe: Joren. To her dismay, he could be the only way to escape the dead and back into the living...PG-13 for language ON HOLD--WRITER'S BLOCK
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,520 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/1/2004 - Published: 1/13/2004
MixedUp Love and a Brick Wall reviews
After Joren loses a fight, he hits Kel over the head with his sword. When she wakes up she has a VERY contorted version of Tortall (she thinks Alanna and Wyldon are TWINS for Mithros' sake). Revised and Complete.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/13/2004 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Complete