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by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 3,583 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
by Ethra Esme reviews
Something wicked that way goes, George.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,223 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
Lucius and the Pink Trailer
by killer-the-cat reviews
Lucius is out of Azkaban and setting up house. This is R for a reason-don't read if you are too young! Don't read if you have a problem with gay relationships! Don't read if you don't have a sense of humor!-Okay warnings out of the way-please readrev.!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Lucius M., Gilderoy L.
by ofDiamonds reviews
This was my entry in a Mary-sue parody contest. During the Maurader’s time, an exchange student from Texas falls in love with 16 year old Snape.Also includes: Sybill getting a makeover and James using dog!Sirius to pick up chicks. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,997 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Severus S.
Peter Pants and Captain Fag
by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Wet and Weedy Productions present a parody of and tribute to the innuendo fest that is Peter Pan. Mainly a parody of the sumptuous 2003 film, but, in passing, the equally promiscuous books are also mocked and loved.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004
To Have Loved And Lost
by Sea Priestess reviews
RLSS Slash Remus kisses Severus goodbye one last time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
by Persnickety reviews
“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Everyday Antics of Lucius Malfoy, Part Two
by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Yes, this IS part two of The Pureblooded Everyday Antics Of Lucius Malfoy. Sink your greedy little teeth in, I say, and give in, give up to your suppressed lust for idiocy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 22 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Spheres of Influence
by Alexandra Spar reviews
What happens when the cosmic balance between Heaven and Hell is disturbed? Who's second-in-command of the infernal realm, and why can't Gabriel answer his own phone?
Bible - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,792 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2004
by LuciusMCassius Yari reviews
A yoai story. Lucius and the Maurauders are all in 5th year. MWPP and Severus duke it out as usual, but Lucius appears and the yaoi begins. At the moment, it is slightly Sirius/Lucius. But it is up to your vote on whom Lucius should really be with.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,024 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/4/2001 - Published: 11/1/2000
Another Year, Another DADA Professor reviews
The new DADA Professor has arrived, and Snape is all set to hate him. However, the new young Professor is more than he seems. Will Snape get over his jealousy in time to find out his secret, or will Voldemort get to him first? Warning: Slash pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,417 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 2/5/2004 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete