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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Welcome to my crazy little world!

I guess I'm not such a newbie around here anymore (oh, that feeling)... So, you don't get to know why I set up this account or exactly how high I had to get to start writing that story down there (scroll, scroll - do that, if you want to avoid reading my crazy ramblings and read my equally crazy fic instead). Nah, you only get the boring stuff now. Excited?

What you should know about me I wonder... How to make me happy? Yeah, I'm sure that's the one thing you really need to know - because that's the one thing you'll ever want to know - am I right, you serial killers with a soft spot for barmy eighteen-year-old female students out there?

Step 1: Make me a nice cup of tea - black, no sugar.

Step 2: Have a meaningful conversation with me - I find them harder and harder to come across these days.

Step 3: Recommend me a good book - classics are an enduring obsession of mine, the thicker the better.

Step 4: Go windsurfing, jogging, hiking, snowboarding or ice-skating with me - if you do that and enjoy it, rest assured you are at least half as crazy as I am. Yay!

Now, let me, the no-longer-newbie that I am, tell you about the unsolvable mysteries I have encountered on so far...

Why did you, fanfiction, rename my country to Czech Revar? Did you perhaps find the word Republic too long? Is it supposed to be an abbreviation? If it is, I can't see the right letters in there from whatever angle I look *sighs* See? Unsolvable mystery no. 1.

How am I supposed to enjoy a greatly written great story with a great plot and a bloody submissive Harry? To me Harry equals strong-willed, stubborn and rebellious. How those adjectives can project a pathetic damsel in distress to anyone is beyond me. Unsolvable mystery no. 2.

How could Ansketil and Lilacs write such a brilliant story together without tearing each other's head off in the process? No. 3.

Having skipped a few hundreds of unsolvable mysteries, we get to...

Just why is there an HTML editor when you can't actually edit anything? I wanted to turn my background black and my font way cooler! *pouts* I suppose one can do magic only in one's stories here... Yeah, let's move on to that :)

Taken by Surprise

On one bleak, rainy, October day, in one bored mind pestered by an importunate headache and a high fever a character was born - and along with him the spirit of this story. As much as I love him, it was not my Harry. Neither was it my Tom, nor my Severus. Surprisingly, the founding member of the crazy bunch was the craziest one of them all - the old man, Mr Sanderson...

The current condition of this story is messy - as things inside my head tend to be. If I had one hundred hands, fifty laptops and a brain with the potential to handle them all, this story would be finished in a few busy all nighters. Sadly, my hands uncompromisingly refuse to procreate, insidiously having formed a coalition with my brain cells and finances. Therefore, my dear readers, you can only hope that auntie Alzheimer will keep on forgetting to pay me a visit until you will be Taken by Surprise as fully and completely as I am now.

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The Art of Hidden Personas by whitedwarf reviews
HP/LV Harry grows up relying on only himself until his adoption, when he is taught the manners and politics of high pureblood circles. Masking his dark intelligence at Hogwarts & intending to escape notice, past secrets and Dark Lords force his hidden hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 199,424 - Reviews: 5463 - Favs: 6,566 - Follows: 7,787 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Mirrored by brainstorm1001 reviews
What was going to happen to him was something terrifying; all his instincts were rebelling against his decision but Harry resisted. Now it was his turn to make a sacrifice and ensure their survival. Compliant with the DH up to the events in Malfoy Manor. HP/LV COMPLETE & EPILOGUE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,914 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
In Somno Veritas by Ansketil and Lilacs reviews
"Are you often in my dreams, Harry? I have not touched your mind since our little encounter at the Department of Mysteries... and yet here you are... saving me in my nightmares." AU!HBP - LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 163,363 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Very Drunken Adventure by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get absolutely sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he's been crushing on and that damned hippogriff who tried to eat him. And he's going to tell them off, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef of his own with Potter. Drunken hijinks all round.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,978 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Lucius M., Dudley D. - Complete
Concilliabule by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºBarty\Harryº "You're a puzzle, Harry. I'd just love to pluck out all your pieces, gather them to me like jewels. I want to seek your ins and outs, the dark corners that you tuck away. Can I solve you?" Dark!Harry, AUish, lies, deceit, secret plots, mental imbalance, emotional reluctance, and just a little bit of falling in love despite it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,772 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Harry P., Barty C. Jr.
The love accident by brainstorm1001 reviews
Sequel to 'The cave incident'. Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort must learn to work together to prevent eradication of the whole British wizarding community. But the outcome of their cooperation might not be what they expected. HPLV. Drama, humor, romance
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 210,069 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Changer by Vingilot reviews
Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets? HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,320 - Reviews: 4256 - Favs: 4,542 - Follows: 4,825 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,745 - Reviews: 3883 - Favs: 6,247 - Follows: 2,956 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 210 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dabbling With The Dark by Nyx Myst reviews
How does Harry react when he finds out the truth behind all of Dumbledore's secrets from Voldemort? Simple... he plots to kill them both. The only question is whether he'll change him mind about one of them in the end. SLASH - HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,461 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 4,443 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Changing of the Guard by Lomonaaeren reviews
Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,538 - Reviews: 3440 - Favs: 3,021 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3820 - Favs: 4,963 - Follows: 1,713 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 3157 - Favs: 4,615 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Faith by Dragongirl16 reviews
COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 375,540 - Reviews: 5886 - Favs: 6,660 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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The Easiest Thing reviews
"Green eyes bore into mine and in this moment of clarity, I know I will do anything for him. Something inside me clicks into place, I can almost feel the rest of my mind shift to accommodate the change, and my world suddenly revolves around this boy, as it should." SLASH, slow burn, character study, no physical stuff until Harry's fifteen
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,363 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/28 - Published: 9/12 - [Harry P., Sirius B.]
The Responsible, the Responsive and the Rest reviews
Malfoy hits breaking point. Harry hits Malfoy - in more ways than one, eventually. Hermione would be proud, in theory. Was supposed to be PWP but I never quite manage to let flat characters stay flat for long. Oh, well. Dom!Harry, Sub!Draco. Set in 6th year, HBP, following Myrtle's Bathroom scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/9/2016 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
Taken by Surprise reviews
Innocent and harmless as he appears, Harry Potter is anything but - and after years of sitting tight, on the move. Can the Dark Lord cope with the bombshell? Will the wizarding world ever be the same if he can? Independent!Harry, Powerful!Harry, eventual SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,298 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 2,580 - Updated: 10/15/2016 - Published: 10/7/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Severus S., Lucius M.