Master Darth Warious - Lady of Chaos
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Joined 01-13-04, id: 520699, Profile Updated: 02-12-08
Author has written 14 stories for Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, X-overs, and Peter Pan.
I'm a 166 year old protector as of 2008

I'm a Tiger with an alter form of a tiger humanoid form with hawk wings.

My sometimes co-authors are, Darth Maul, Marik and his Yami Malik, and Haldir.

Favorite Things:

Star Wars(incluing Bounty hunters, and the Sith)

The Mummy(I love Egypt)

Duel monsters I.e. Yu-Gi-Oh Kaiba and Malik

Lord of the Rings Haldir, Elrond, Aragorn, Eomer.

The Sith

Dragons

Captain Jack Sparrow

Tigers

Hawks

Wolves

Bears

Lions

Les Miserables Enjolras rules!

Long swords and Lightsabers

being evil/annoying

I protcet the way of the shadow.

Any thing else just write me.

I'm also a Sith Lady.

Haldir: I would like to say to all of you humans that I do not say that ever famous line to anyone except dwarves and
hobbits.

Warious: Hey Dwarves are cool! You're just jelous.

Darth Maul: Would you two get off the computer I need to use the holonet!

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Darth Warious: I love being a pain. IT's so much fun! scene switch to a tied up Warlord Zsinj being shoved into an outhouse.
First of all I would like to thank Jesus for finding even the most dispicable Sith redeemable that he died to save. And for saving the rest of the world too.

Also...Thank you to my frist Author inspiration, Aaron Allston. Thank you for the comedic quartet Wedge Antilies, Tyco Chelu, Wes Janson, and Hobbie Read the Starfighters of Adumar. And for the comedic duo Ton Phanan and Garik 'Face' Loran Read his x-wing books Everyone go read his Star Wars books!

Thank you to the Author of Conspiracies, Eowyn Skywalker! You will read and review all of her stories.

My favorite quotes!

‘Why Mr. Anderson? Why, why, why? Why do you do it? Why? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you’re fighting for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom or truth? Perhaps peace? Could it be for love? Illusions Mr. Anderson. Vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble
human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose! And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it Mr. Anderson. You must know by now. You can’t win it’s pointless to keep fighting. Why Mr. Anderson? Why? Why do you persist?’ ~~~ Agent Smith to Neo Anderson

"Son, I"m Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?"

and the ever popular,

"Me, me, me. Me too!" ~~Agent Smith to himself.

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Just got Jekyll and Hyde the musical and love it!

Love the music. Love the voices. Love the portrayal.

Great stuff.

Hook: I'm her new co-author. FYI. I'm from the book! not this...Jasson character you females seem so taken with...

Maul: Haldir left to be with his own kind. Warious is doing fine. And obsessing about either Hook or some dude called Erik...Does anyone know who she's talking about?

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Phantom Companions by Misty Breyer reviews
Two cousins are transported from their twentyfirst century home to the shore of Erik's lakeside lair during a thunderstorm. The girls latch on and turn Erik's cozy little world upside down. EOC ROC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 161,894 - Reviews: 2241 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Erik
Harassing O'Hara by Iarejedi reviews
Involves a drunk Colonel Tavington and the idiot O'Hara. The title pretty much says it all. :) New chapters added!
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,634 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 5/4/2003
A Letter by Experimental Madness reviews
I wrote you a letter, please please tell me you'll read it!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 85 - Words: 23,226 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 4/3/2005
The New Production by LesMisLoony reviews
COMPLETE. I have randomly forced the characters of Phantom to reenact Les Miserables! Can they do the show and keep their sanity? Those of them that have sanity... Come one and all to see the world's worst ending.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 46,290 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/10/2006 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Raoul, Erik - Complete
The Tale of Marian by Rana1 reviews
In today's world, a woman searches for her path and finds it laid before her in a most unusual way. A Haldir romance, eventually, but is it the Haldir we remember from the third age, or has he changed?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,415 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Haldir - Complete
Diary Mine by Tatooinedweller reviews
Yeah yeah, overdone, but I figured what the hey. Cecilia's diary...Rating is somewhat strict, mainly for adult issues. You know, typical adolescent questions and drama. [FINISHED]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Pegasus C., Cyndia
Stuck In An Elevator by J. B Jazz reviews
What happens when a disfigured murderer, a beautiful chorus girl, a quiet ballerina, an obnoxious diva, and a fop get stuck in an elevator? Anything...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005
Of Smith by lilegyptiangoddess reviews
A budding collection of Smith poems, thoughts and the like. Please leave a review...it means a great deal.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Smith, A.
Erik's Three by SimplyElymas reviews
Ayesha, the Wax Figure, and the Rats of Erik's lair discuss their master. Strange, but serious.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2005
Whose Lair Is It Anyway? by Random-Battlecry reviews
Something has gone decidedly odd, and all the versions of Erik that ever were descend on one lair, all convinced that they're the only Phantom. Randomness ensues. COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,389 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
Scarred Angels by Experimental Madness reviews
Erik has returned to haunt the ruined Opera House once more. His world is turned upside down when another young woman steps out of his past and into his Opera House.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,014 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Sacall Mohnaay, a Journal by LifetimeTwilightLov reviews
A story of a Woman named Sacall Mohnaay. there is a small part about her Master Elsar Katarn
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Complete
Palpy's in My Closet and I Don't Know What To Do! by Tiana Calthye reviews
I woke up one morning to a power surge, which wasn't that odd, however, what was in my closet was... Chapter Three up-- Palpy drinks Coke... Humor Sorta AU, not a Mary-Sue. PLEASE REVIEW!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 9/26/2004 - E. Palpatine
Memoirs of Merlin by Moriah Muse reviews
The great wizard Merlin pens his EARTHSHAKING thoughts, ignoring the amused looks Archimedes keeps shooting him. Merlin shares his opinions of Morgan le Fay, Arthur, Nimue, and other familiar characters of lore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,174 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 7/9/2004
The Candies of Doom by Tiana Calthye reviews
When the Doomed Candies accidently made their way into Middle-earth, into LotR, people from the 3 other main fandoms were sent to retrieve them-- people from Star Wars, PotC, and the Matrix. But then something went wrong... Middle-earth was doomed! AU.
Movie X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/22/2004
The Three Little Pigs in Star Warsese by Tahl Jedi Paradox reviews
RANDOMNESS ALERT! Short story...the last chapter has been added. Do read...& review. MWAHAHAHAAA!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 2/28/2004 - Published: 3/17/2003
Random thought while watching The Patriot by I am the Evil Ducky reviews
It's just what the title says, my random thoughts that I think are funny. R&R please : )
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/13/2003 - Published: 1/23/2003
Was Humpty Pushed? by Hobbit-eyes reviews
Shock hits Fairytale Land as Humpty is found dead. . . but how did he fall off the wall? This is very random, but please R+R!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/9/2003
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Whose Ship is it Anyway? reviews
Captain Hook finds himself blown into modernday America. WARNING: This is a MarySue fic. And so it is not going to be one of my better fics. If you don't like this kind of stuff I suggest you leave or be DOOMED! Chapter 3 up.
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,962 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006
Dark Lords TV reviews
Welcome to the new show Dark Lord where Dark Lords from various backgrounds H.P. LotR and SW have their very own show! NEW! Chapter 15!
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,274 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 5/30/2004
The Continuing Saga of Two Sith Lords reviews
The continuing Saga of two Sith Lords and two new house guests! Plus a sexy, but deranged, Pirate Captain and an Opera Ghost.everyones FAVORITE Opera Ghost might I add. I would advise reading Two Sith Lords and an Elf Revised to get a better understanding
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,428 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 4/22/2005
The Dark Lords Half Show reviews
I wasn't getting people to review this on my other site so I'm posting it here. I give you the previously unreleased DARK LORDS HALF SHOW! By Darth Maul
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2005
The Battle for Earth reviews
Sauron is alive and the One Ring in existence. The people of Earth all had fallen under his control. But there were still some who resisted…This is not Middle-earth.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,407 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005
Hope and Pain reviews
A continuation of Two Sith Lords and an elf. This is taken from the BOOK version of LotR. I only altered it to my fictional purposes. Of anything you read here, I own Darth Warious and Shysa J. Fett. Please read if you like LotR. and review. Hi Eowyn,
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,293 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 9/15/2004 - Peregrin T., Haldir
A Sith’s Halloween reviews
An in-between Story for Two Sith Lords and an elf. Darth Maul and Darth Warious give an account of what happened one October month in preparation for Halloween.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 10/20/2004
Two Sith Lords and an Elf revised reviews
On request I have re-written this story in a different format and addded information. Darth Maul, Darth Warious and Haldir of Lothlorien all end up on earth and have 'adventures' with a normal life. (Complete)
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,965 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2004 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Complete
A random day with two sith lords and an elf reviews
2 Sith 1 elf and 1 force sensitive Ewok. Curious? Read and find out. Day 15 up. the last day. Complete! Read the revised version!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,344 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Complete
Shiny Whiney Droids reviews
an ode to C3P0
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2004 - C-3PO - Complete
The Gondor King reviews
A LotR spoof on the Lion King
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/19/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Aragorn - Complete
The Muster of Rohan song version reviews
Exactly as the title says
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Aragorn, Eomer - Complete
I'll make a Sith out of you reviews
Another Sith Song
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Complete
A Sith's Favorite Things reviews
My First song fic that contains a bunch of good old sith ideas of 'good'
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Complete
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