Haein
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Joined 1998, id: 5208
Author has written 2 stories for Parodies and Spoofs, and Marvel.
I haven't updated my bio in ages, so here's the new version.

I'm 16, female, and live in Hawaii. No, you will not find 'Haein' in the telephone book... I am short, have messy hair, and look slightly maniacal if you wake me up too early in the morning (or so I've been told). I go to Catholic high-school. I write bad/depressing poetry, with some bad/depressing fiction thrown in occasionally for variety. I read _way_ too much fanfiction. And I generally enjoy myself pretty well...

Current Favorite Fandoms:
Star Wars
Good Omens
Enterprise
Lord of the Rings
Buffy
X-Files
Young Wizards

Still, the muse strikes randomly and weirdly for me, so there will probably be more stuff coming out under my name soon. Swear to God.

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A Woman True and Fair by The S reviews
What might Howl's Moving Castle have been like if the 3rd person narration had been biased toward Howl's point of view instead of Sophie's? This is an exercise in what if. Current chapter: 26, Tea Party of the Damned. [updated 10.31.07]
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 122,154 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 12/22/2022 - Published: 7/24/2005
Puzzle by we-built-the-shadows-here reviews
Three years after Voldemort visited Godric's Hollow, Lily now lives under the protection of loyal Death Eater Severus Snape in a world by ruled the Dark Lord's conquest. But the Order of the Phoenix is not completely eradicated, and two names are beginning to return to her: Harry and James. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 144,097 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P., Severus S., Regulus B. - Complete
Frozen Moonlight by JaneDrew reviews
In high school, Kaoru Kamiya escaped from a demon. Five years later, she meets a man who looks awfully familiar...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 237,388 - Reviews: 2836 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 2/3/2005
Lily and the HalfBlood Prince by greeneyes117 reviews
This story starts from when Severus first met Lily, and the way their friendship evolved during their school years. It is mostly canon, continuing seamlessly from Ch.33 in JKR's book the latter marked in italics .COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 137 - Words: 619,061 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 9/29/2009 - [Lily Evans P., Severus S.] - Complete
Between the Panels by inkydeux reviews
Spoilers for the manga. These are scenes that fit within the continuity of the manga. They're the stories we don't get to see. EdWinesque...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,082 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Edward E., Winry R.
Nice Weather for Ducks by shewhoguards reviews
Nuclear reactors, human toys -- it was all just playing," she said. "Of course, they didn't need human help for this. That's like believing they needed to ask permission."
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/8/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 111 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Of Wishes And Fishes by shewhoguards reviews
A dogfish, a catfish, a wishing ring and a holiday in the North of England. What could go wrong?
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,811 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Requiem by incandescens reviews
A dark story that involves Bleach and vampires. Various warnings as appropriate. May not have a happy ending. Set after the Soul Society arc. At night, the vampires come out.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,530 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 5/7/2006
More Than Fifteen Conversations About Stuff by Kilonji reviews
Random conversations in random order. More spoilers than you can shake a stick at. 45. Foreshadowing, Urahara style. 46. A test, a confession, a breakthrough. 47. They sing in unison.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 31,481 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Only With You by Scented Candles reviews
KBK. Kaoru’s dad remarries and she comes to meet his new family. She walks in on a naked Kenshin! Chaos ensues and she thinks he’s the most annoying person she’s ever met but as she gets to know him, she realizes there is more to him than meets the eye.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 80,055 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Kenshin, Kaoru
Soul Voice by Avaryan reviews
What if there had been a reason Naruto was unsuitable for bearing the burden of the Kyuubi's prison? What changes would be wrought upon the life of another newborn child chosen in his stead, one with her own, very different personality and abilities?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 135,179 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Sakura H.
Rage of Swords by Baka Neko reviews
Alternate Universe: The Elric brothers revive their mother successfully. Unfortunately, the consequences are terrible. (Warning: Character Death)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,048 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 11/10/2004
31 Moments From The Gotei 13 At The Hot Springs by incandescens reviews
31 drabbles based on a set of prompts. The Gotei 13 at the hot springs.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
Loose Ends by Silver Matter reviews
OneShot, FutureFic: During a brief moment of peace in Soul Society, a fully recovered Hinamori comes face to face with Hitsugaya, and wonders where everything went wrong.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2007 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Crowskin by Sintari reviews
Let me also wear such deliberate disguises... In Ino's world, people look, but never see. Ino, Chouji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Ino Y., Chōji A. - Complete
Frozen Sky by Jedi Boadicea reviews
Hitsugaya Toushiro is called a genius, the youngest Captain in Soul Society. What path did he walk to claim that title? See author page for spoiler warnings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,470 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 4/4/2006 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto
Dusk Crept Through the Greenwood by sunling reviews
A chance chase after a lost soul leads Ichigo and Rukia beyond the woods we know. They come to face an ancient spirit in its dark realm to rescue the soul, as well as each other. Set between manga ch. 228 and 229. IchiRuki partnership 'fic.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,576 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Artistic Bonds by Jedi Boadicea reviews
Reflections on what it means to have friends, from the streets of Rukongai to Orihime's capture. Some people can bond even over bad art. See author page for spoiler warnings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,544 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Renji A., Rukia K. - Complete
Awakenings by Davan reviews
Hinamori took two years to wake from her coma. When she does no one could have expected the changes needed to bring her back or the sacrifices one Captain would make to show her the path to redemption. A HitsuHina fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,785 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 12/14/2005 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
The Case Of The Thirteen Captains by incandescens reviews
Captain Shunsui and his faithful ViceCaptain are drawn into a murder investigation. Not particularly serious, and all due homage to Conan Doyle. Set in Soul Society in a vague AUish sort of way.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,028 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Release by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
[HitsuHina] Sometimes you have to cauterize the wound before it can heal. Rated for violence and slight language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/23/2006 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Mote by Melpomene melancholica reviews
or rather, motes. another dumping site for drabbles. rating mostly K & K plus
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,772 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2006
A Thousand Beautiful Things by Resmiranda reviews
A string of vignettes featuring Sesshoumaru and Rin. Jaken can come too. 12 parts. WIP.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Sesshōmaru, Rin
Beyond Imagining by Sophia Prester reviews
Hisagi thinks he's ready to hear the worst, but he has no idea just how bad the worst can be. Spoilers through ch. 232
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,691 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Shuuhei H., Yumichika A. - Complete
Aizen's Diary by incandescens reviews
Recruiting Others through Guile and Intelligence. Not particularly serious.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
A Justifiable Excuse by rayemars reviews
Uchiha Itachi, there is no sin in killing your clan when they are only imposters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 175 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Infinity by Brian1 reviews
Uryu Ishida is dead, but at least he has Orihime Inoue to keep him company.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Complete
In My Gallery by Juxtaposie reviews
Al converses with the King of Dreams. 3 of 7. Crossover with Neil Gaiman's Sandman. Spoilers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 11/8/2005
Like That by Windswift reviews
Shigure did not understand everything that she did, but he had come to realize that Tohru was like that. [What ever happened to those Zodiac ornaments, anyway?]
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Shigure S., Tohru H. - Complete
Inextricable by CanaryNoir reviews
After succeeding in restoring Al to his own body, Ed becomes enmeshed in a years old mystery. Winry, while trying to sort out her own next steps, also gets caught up in the case.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,645 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Quincy Archer Hates You by shalomdebbie reviews
Ishida wrestles with the choice given him by his father.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Uryuu I. - Complete
20 Things We Learnt About Kuchiki Rukia by afrai reviews
There are two schools of thought on the stories about my mother, writes Kuchiki Rukia's son in his 154th year.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Rukia K. - Complete
Familiar Faces by Sophia Prester reviews
Rangiku doesn't know why people are always wondering what she sees in Gin.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,571 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
Ain't No Mercy by incandescens reviews
An AU where Ichimaru Gin is innocent, and other people aren't. Spoilers for the Soul Society arc.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
Come What May by ajremix reviews
Eventual IkkakuNemu. Various other characters added in for flavor. And experiment of sorts. Epilogue: What Comes After. Five differente views on what has come to pass.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,028 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
Taming the Wolf of Mibu by Shirou Shinjin reviews
You tame a dog with food. You tame a man with money. But there is nothing that can tame a Miburo! ... or is there?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Complete
Amputee Smut by Seaouryou reviews
[Sesshoumaru x Kagome] Kagome was a really bad mother, Sesshoumaru decided. She was irrational, hysterical, and she wouldn’t even let him kill his own child.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Question by Limelight reviews
If you don't know the answer, always pick c. [Han Leia]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Leia O., Han S.
This Can't Be Good by Ithilwen K-Bane reviews
COMPLETE. Hojo becomes trapped in the Sengoku Jidai: Chivalry isn't dead, but it sure seems to be asking for it... Rated for Inuyasha's mouth and Miroku's mind.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 131,852 - Reviews: 2498 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 5/1/2003 - Inuyasha, Kagome H., Miroku, Hōjō - Complete
The Positive Thinking Test by Frosted Bug reviews
Who better to use as guinea pigs than these two? [IchiRu]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 2/3/2005
Piercing Silence by Scented Candles reviews
Angst, Betrayal, Obssession. Battousai doesn’t want anyone to know that he and Kaoru are together. How long will Kaoru be able to tolerate it? Is it because he’s a private person or is there more to it than that?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,789 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 12/28/2004 - Kenshin, Kaoru
Banner by Visions reviews
Spoilers for chapters 169-170. Hitsugaya-oriented. "He knows his weakness; it is painted like a stripe on his soul, his strengths like stars. He sees both and does not despair because the stars outnumber the stripe so outrageously that it’s almost embarra
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2005
Anniversary by Blue Jeans reviews
Maybe we all go a little mad sometimes. Maybe everything needs to go up in flames sometimes. Maybe Sasuke should have paid more attention to her than he did this time...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Her Blindness by Frosted Bug reviews
[One-Shot] Blindness is seeing only what you want to see. Blindness is not seeing what's right there before you. [IchiRu]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Complete
I Know Those Eyes by roomfishing reviews
[Complete] Seven years following Sasuke’s disappearance, Sakura, now a medical-nin, goes on an ANBU assassination mission. SasuSaku. Contains spoilers, PG-13 for mild V, L, S.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,380 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Complete
A Conversation about Sakura by teamgaifan reviews
Is there a pair more dysfunctional than Sasuke and Sakura? Neji and Tenten share a conversation about Konoha’s favorite couple and learn a little more about themselves in the process. Light one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Complete
Faith and Service, Adoration, Duty, and Observance by kittu9 reviews
History doesn't always tell the whole truth. RoyRiza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
a million doors by Visions reviews
She thought it was too hard, that she could never love him. Then she found out how wrong she was. InoShikamaru, as requested.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/30/2004
Genkai by baka deshi reviews
[Complete] Reaction-fic set at the end of episode 34. A brief moment between Ed and Al, with a single underlying question.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Complete
He Was Brave Enough by cyropi reviews
He raised his head, looking at her outstretched hand, and nothing in the world seemed to matter any more but the girl in the red tree reaching out to the boy in the green tree and begging him to make the right choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Affirmation by Melpomene melancholica reviews
Uchiha Sasuke discovers he does have a sense of humor. Angst or humor? It depends on the reader.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Virgin State of Mind by Girl in Midair reviews
There is no room for love where they exist. The wind is always shifting. (DracoHermione. Post-Hogwarts.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Animal Passion by Kristine Batey reviews
Forbidden love in the Sengoku Jidai ...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/29/2003
Living Arrangements by afrai reviews
Everyone is human, even when they aren't.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Complete
Stepping Stones by baka deshi reviews
[Complete] At the end of his life, Sesshoumaru descends into hell for his judgment...only to find someone else has gone before him. Sess Rin, one shot, not sappy WAFF, not the Christian hell.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/19/2002 - Complete
Deconstruction of a Tragedy by Blinky the Tree Frog reviews
Herein lies a tragedy...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,156 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/18/2002 - Published: 9/30/2002 - Complete
Rebound by Kristine Batey reviews
Many years after the end of the quest for the Shikon no Tama, Kagome returns through the well.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,634 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/15/2002 - Published: 10/11/2002 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Twofish by a demon of my word reviews
some crap about fish, drinking, drinking, more drinking, and the space-time continuum
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/24/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 2,601 - Follows: 318 - Published: 1/8/2002
Sixteen Candles by Dannell Lites reviews
The Post Crisis Superboy faces the fact of his eternal youth.
DC Superheroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2000
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SilentSleep reviews
(Daredevil Movie) Elektra is dying...
Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2003
MOO! or The Story of James reviews
I originally wrote this just to make my brother James angry, but I liked it and decided to send it in.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10/8/1999