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Author has written 3 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Doctor Who, Veronica Mars, and Harry Potter.

My name is Arielle and I am currently a student at the University of California Berkeley.

Where is my fanfiction, you might ask? Well, as of yet, it does not exist. So I suppose it is in that place between something and nothing. You know, where souls go when they reach Enlightenment. (EDIT: Hey, look! I've finally finished a story! One that I started a year and a half ago! That should give you some idea of the pace at which I work.)

The truth is I will probably not be writing fan fiction, but instead reviewing other people's fan fiction, most often negatively. Because let's face it: it probably sucks. (See icon for more details. Actually, don't, because I've changed it. Because Doctor/Donna is awesome.) If you don't like a review I give you, go ahead and send me a message about how I'm just jealous of your extraordinary talent, or how I couldn't write anything better, or how I'm stupid and mean and a bitch; I will probably find it very amusing.

Have a nice day!

If you've deluded yourself into thinking you're unique when you're actually an annoying, hyperactive, talentless git who has the same copy-and-pastes as everyone else, get over yourself and don't paste this into your profile.

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The Man Who Lived by phantomviola reviews
If Harry Potter is The Boy Who Lived, what does that make Captain Jack Harkness?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Jack H., Harry P. - Complete
The Many Deaths of Harry Potter by Secca Irises reviews
Most children were terrified when they finally learned that one day, they too would die. Harry had always lived with the horrible knowledge that he wouldn't.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Last Possibility by Yiroma reviews
HP/Dr Who. After discovering what looks like an ordinary pocket watch, Harry finds himself drastically changed. Chapter 3/7.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,833 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
Not Easily Broken by mdiggory reviews
Despite what Adelle DeWitt tells the patrons of the Dollhouse, actions do have consequences.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hermione G., Topher B.
Dreams and Memories by sparrowlove reviews
The lives of Nine and Donna. Post "Journey's End" spoilers for Donna , Pre "Rose" How? Wibbly wobbly and all that .
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/26/2008 - 9th Doctor - Complete
Heart Shaped Pie by Don Oskowski reviews
At this very moment in the town of North Thrush, inside one of the many empty classrooms of the Longburrow School for Boys, young Ned was over come with inspiration. In turn a tradition had begun, one that would continue as the owner of the Pie Hole.
Pushing Daisies - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2008
Set the Fire to the Third Bar by lizzie056 reviews
[Abandoned] Liz Bennet walks into a bus; Elizabeth Darcy stumbled down a hill; a physics experiment goes very wrong; worlds, and world views, collide.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,403 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008
Ambition by kesshin shinobu reviews
The Doctor and Rose spend some time exploring; bread is baked and butterflies are fed, but not like you're thinking. Rose learns about curiosity.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
More Things Than Are Dreamt Of by teethlikedog reviews
If this is reality, why are things so strange? [post series, Torchwood crossover]
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Whatever Happened to Florean Fortescue? by Snape's Nightie reviews
Why is the Dark Lord feeling so emotional? And why on earth have the Death Eaters kidnapped the ice cream man? Bellatrix and Severus know. Silly! No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,555 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Severus S., Voldemort
A Day in the Life of Newt Scamander by Clam Chowder1 reviews
Follow the legendary Newt Scamander through a day in his life, in which he encounters fear, nostalgia, strange revelations, severe memory loss and the wrath of his wife Porpentina. Utterly, utterly silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/13/2003
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The Doctor doesn't sparkle reviews
The Doctor lands in the Pacific Northwest. I don't know what compelled me to do this. Complete crack!fic, rated K, for no offensive material whatsoever. Like, seriously. Mormons would approve.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
I'm Surrounded By Freaks reviews
Cordelia just can't seem to escape these crazy people. Even in England. BuffyHP crossover, crack!fic, one shot. Rated T for language
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Cordelia C. - Complete
A Pirate's Life For Me reviews
Veronica always thought Pirates of the Carribean was just a ride. She was wrong. Crack!fic. One shot. POTCVM crossover. Extremely silly. Rated T for language, and nothing else.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Complete