Escaping Life's Realities
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Joined 10-05-13, id: 5209256, Profile Updated: 11-11-13
Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Howdy!


I'm female
Love writing...
Escaping Life's Realities is still the name I like, but it's long. If you don't want to type it, call me ELR or EL (El) or you or whatever. I don't care.
What else goes on a profile?


Role-players:

For Destroying the English Language (Gave me the first plotbunny) & For It All Started at the Golden Arches (Minimal changes from roleplay, Arthur):
They gave me two accounts, a wattpad and a quotev! So here: Wattpad : xHetalianx & Quotev : ItalianIdiot

Let me know what you think of my stories _


My Shipping Guidelines:
- Ship whatever/whoever with whatever/whoever you want.
- Follow the idea of "don't like, don't read."
- Don't shove it down throats. Unless they're into the kind of thing/
- Enjoy >:D


I'm contemplating choosing a ridiculous pairing and writing a serious one shot drabble romance (T, because I can't do one shot smut yet) for them. Just because I can.

It may seem that I don't care and am highly apathetic. I assure you that is not the case, I just don't fret over little things.


Because of my Destroying the English Language, I like to think that I am fluent in the language of my peers.


! 10v3 !7 wh3n p30p13 r34d my 570r!35
!7 m4k35 m3 h4ppy
I cried blood writing that.


Eh, feel free to throw requests at me if I what I write is good enough for you to actually want to do it :O


I'm putting some of my stuff on AO3 (as of now, nothing there that isn't here):


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Brotherly Bonding by Silverstonedragon reviews
Alfred walks in on Mathew and things get a little out of hand. Simi-non-con
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2013 - America, Canada - Complete
Giving In by Artificial Starlight reviews
Besides their climate, Canada and Russia didn't think they'd have anything in common; they didn't care enough to find out. However, during this meeting, perhaps they'll get a chance and hopefully the experience will change them for the better.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,379 - Reviews: 2860 - Favs: 2,201 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
You're my Bitch by Shinigami-cat reviews
He knew he should have watched what he said. If he did, then he wouldn't be in this situation. Maybe next time he'll remember who exactly wears the pants in their relationship. One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
One Month by Reda reviews
Prussia is not one to fall in love. Especially not with a quiet, easily upset weakling who reminds him too much of the Italian that stole his brother's attention. Then again, people change, and when a one-world-government movement starts capturing nations to enforce their ideas, he might just discover that he really does care. PruCan/USUK/GerIta/Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,391 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - [Prussia, Canada] - Complete
Hell Is Cold by Invader Bulma reviews
Kidnapped by the man you onced relied on for much needed money, you can do nothing but withstand whatever he does- and he does plenty, unfortinatly. Dark!RussiaXReader. Rated M for a reason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Russia - Complete
Ghost Sex by MapleBurgers reviews
2p!Matt and 2p!Al decide to play a prank on 2p!Arthur, switching out during sex without Arthur knowing to give him a scare, though run off and take out their unfinished frustrations out on each other in the back of Matt's car.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
Why? by THIS-IS-NOT-SPARTA reviews
HighschoolAU in which Matthew is alone except for his idiot brother and the homophobic bully.. but who just bought the house opposite his? How could life change so much just by adding a Frenchmen, German,Spaniard and Prussian? And what secrets could such an unlikely group hold? Rating: Self-harm boyxboy past abuse
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,349 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
That's What You Get by julien-schu reviews
In which Ivan Braginski courts Gilbert Beilschmidt for reasons unknown; High School AU. Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,538 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
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The Secretly Dominant Canadian reviews
"Sure, outside the bedroom Canada was meek and quiet. Inside the bedroom he took control, and Prussia had no issue being on the receiving end of it. It only took him a few minutes to become putty into the secretly dominant man's hands. " CanPru. Notice: Chapters 1 - 3 are being edited, the final chapter will be posted once that is complete. No major changes though!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 10/7/2013 - [Canada, Prussia]
Destroying the English Language reviews
I'm not quite sure what this is. Though in a poor summary attempt: America talks like an incredibly stereotyped American teenager. England is having none of it. I'm so sorry this exists. I think I've died a little on the inside. Warning: Murder of the English language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/5/2013 - England/Britain, America
It All Started at the Golden Arches reviews
England and America like each other, but neither thinks the other does in return... Fluff... For now(?)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 10/5/2013 - England/Britain, America