The Itchy Bird
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Poll: After "Know Thyself", would anyone like it if I did a cunjointed fanfic where I write about all the other AC characters on their "journey" through the Astral World? Vote Now!
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Joined 10-05-13, id: 5209892, Profile Updated: 08-08-15
Author has written 4 stories for Assassin's Creed.

Welcome...to the Nest!

*dadada RUM TA-RUUUUM!*

Lol, okay. Back to the real intro.

Hey, all! I'm KaYa, but you can cal me "Itchy". I'm 21 and...well, I don't want a damn gender. OTL But Yeah, I'm a girl. I'm from the Philippines and I do occassional fanfics. (I mostly do fanarts and original stuff, but oh well.) For 2014, my New Years resolution was to make more fanfiction, so I re-activated this old account! :D

Other accounts:

The-Itchy-Bird (deviantART)

thats-why-okay (used to be gustibus-et-coloribus, but my account got messed up) (Tumblr)

Aves_Pruritus (Archive Of Our Own)


Fandoms I might do fanfic for (and that's HEAP of "might" there):

= Assassin's Creed =

= Avatar (mostly Legend Of Korra) =

= Alice: Madness Returns =

= Adventure Time =

= Dragon Age =

= Harry Potter (Mostly the Founders of Hogwarts) =

= Hunger Games =

=Mass Effect =

= Psycho Pass (though not much) =

= Marvel/DC stuff =

= Steven Universe =

= ALOT of parodies and crossovers =

= And some other shit I forgot...OTL =


Current fanfics:

"Dial-Up Assassin" (Modern AU fanfic for Assassin's Creed) - Chapter 7 added. Chapter 8 maaaaay be delayed. (POSTPONED)

Cover art photo -

"Know Thyself" (Assassin's Creed, Desmond fic) - Currently debating on content of next update

Cover art photo -

"Intoxicatingly Suave" (Assassin's Creed, buddy/drinking fic) - ACT 2 up, ACT 3 in the making.

May or may not make a cover art. Maybe a gag pic.

Future fanfic plans:

"The Castle In The Valley" (Harry Potter fanfic about the Hogwarts Founders, frienship and drama)

"Just Wanna Have Fun" (Tomb Raider friendship and humor oneshot)

"Do I Know You?" (American McGee's Alice fanfic)

"Eyes On The Bayou" (Snippets for AC: Liberation, mixed genres)

"Royal Snowdays" (Adventure Time fanfic) (drabbles about how Marceline and the Ice King try to spend time together)

"Saved By The Devil" (working title) (Canon Divergence Assassin's Creed fanfic where Edward Kenway is alive, but racing against time) - Got the prologue up, but I won't officially start this until "Know Thyself" is finished.


I accept any criticism and suggestions for my fanfics. I hope to please and share! OeO)/

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Who We Were by Nytewing reviews
When the Graysons fell their son went to his great-uncle to be trained as a Talon. Four years later he is rescued and taken to live at Wayne Manor. But, he is not the talkative boy he once was, in fact talking at all is a bit of a problem... Series of connected oneshots about how the Batfamily is formed when the older brother is not quite who he was meant to be. Entire family cast
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 109,434 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing, Jason T./Red Hood, Timothy D./Red Robin
Journey by dallogli reviews
Differently from Bloodlines Aftermath, this story will explore the journey to east from Altair and Maria, as well Altair's entries in his journal/diary...
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 29,079 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Altaïr, Maria T.
Orphaned by HIGH and MIGHTY COLOR reviews
Altaïr, Ezio, Connor, Aveline and Desmond are orphans, but they consider themselves as siblings. They take care of one another and are supported by some mysterious benefactor, and are able to live slightly easier. Though its not quite clear if this benefactor has the best intentions. Kid!fic Modern!AU
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,907 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Altaïr, Ezio A., Connor K., Aveline G.
Make Him Proud by Nytewing reviews
Devastated from Achilles' unexpected death, Connor is unable to deliver the killing blow in his fight with Haytham. Instead he drags his wounded father back to the homestead. He entrusts his father's recuperation to Doctor White and returns to his quest for Charles Lee.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,635 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Connor K., Haytham K. - Complete
Connor has a Fever by Roxanna123 reviews
Modern. Connor wakes up with a fever one morning and Haytham takes care of him. Unfortunately, Connor is very stubborn, like his mother, and doesn't like to sit still.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,483 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Connor K., Haytham K. - Complete
The last letter of Ezio by Cycian reviews
/ Spoiler AC2,B,R /Ezio send a letter to his sister, the day of his death .
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Ezio A., Claudia A. - Complete
The Outsiders by swegm reviews
Set several years after the events of "Things Change" and "Metamorphosis", the Teen Titans have disbanded and Terra continues to eke out a normal existence in Jump City. But when a family tragedy calls her back to her home country, she will reach the realization that she may never escape her past. Rated M for language and violence. I really appreciate reviews!
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Terra, Beast Boy
What We Call Bonding by HIGH and MIGHTY COLOR reviews
Haytham and Connor never really got a chance to get to know one another. While I'm sure chasing and killing people together will tell you a lot about a person, it's important to experience calmer more controlled settings.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,416 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Connor K., Haytham K.
I do not feign affection by Kirabera reviews
A more emotional view of the fight between Haytham and Connor in Lee's Last Stand. What does Haytham have going on in his mind as he fought against his own son? Written in Haytham's point of view, this fic attempts to dive into the emotions of the Templar Grand Master. Contains spoilers of ACIII and minor spoilers of AC: Forsaken. Rated M because that's the game's rating.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Connor K., Haytham K. - Complete
Cheshire Grin by Catattack2345 reviews
Hickey's outburst could not help but draw his master's attention to a certain cell.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Connor K., Haytham K. - Complete
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Know Thyself reviews
After the pedestal sucks the life out of him, Desmond Miles awakens in a realm both far and close to the one he was in before. Questioning the events of his life, he meets five people who talk some clarity into him. Before he finds true understanding of his worth. (Post AC 3, slightly in line with AC 4)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,423 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Desmond M.
Intoxicatingly Suave reviews
After a very exhausting Templar infiltration, Connor is so fed up with Mondays. But Stephane Chapheau takes the opportunity to offer a drink, with Connor actually taking the offer. What happens after a few drinks is, to say, 'interesting'... (Modern AU of AC3. May be cracked-induce and includes alot of 'Sassway' narration.)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,255 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 5/12/2014
Saved By The Devil
The last thing he saw was his son's horrified reaction to his own murder. But he was suspended in time...and alive. As everything comes back to him and he filtters the happenings, Edward embarks on a journey to find answers and vengance, but rescues two children who give him something better: a new purpose in life. And for them, a life he's willing to risk. (Edward Kenway's POV)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Edward K.
Dial-Up Assassin reviews
Modern AU. "Homestead Communications", Achilles Davenport's telecommunications company, is being threteaned by Abstergo Industries' plot of capital conquest, but his new apprentice, Ratonhnaké:ton/Connor Kenway, presents the idea of "Dial-Up Assassin", an emergency hotline that lets the Assassins help the population. Can they keep the Creed and company alive against the Templars?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,635 - Reviews: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014