LovingYouIsMyJob123
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Joined 10-06-13, id: 5211838, Profile Updated: 03-19-16
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Ha-ha!


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The Story of Claire and Quil by Little Pine reviews
Quil and Claire's story, from their imprint to their happily ever after. Written in both perspectives.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
It Takes One Glance by Princessinblues reviews
All it takes is one glance for Jared to find his imprint. And both Kim and Jared's lives to change forever...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 123,915 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Kim, Jared
Summer Cascade! by shiragikku reviews
So Rein, Shade, Fine, and Bright are going to the Pearl Cascade Beach! The beach is known for it's mysteries surrounding love and Rein really wants to explore it with Bright but with this imposter going around her chances are shattered bit by bit. Will she ever get closer to Bright? Or will she fall for someone else?
Fushigiboshi no Futago Hime/ふしぎ星の☆ふたご姫 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,017 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 11/15/2011
Gokusen:3D REUNITED! by nadleehdylandy reviews
THE REUNION OF YANKUMI'S 1ST TO 4TH CLASS..And the return of Sawada Shin
Gokusen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,544 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Shin, Yankumi/Kumiko - Complete
Mio Cuore by DarkAngel942 reviews
Brady only goes with women who are easy, but Kayla still has feelings for him. What happens when Brady imprints on her at a totally awkward and never-done-before time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,950 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Brady
If You Will by Insane Cali Gurl reviews
Embry Call imprints on tiny quiet Anna Fuller. How is he supposed to ask her out when he himself is so shy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,645 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Complete
Kind Of Since Forever by liten-kiddo reviews
Claire grew up always knowing Quil was there. But now thats shes older, she isn't so sure she wants to be friends with him. In fact, shes pretty sure she wants more...Not knowing what was meant to be. Worse, she's the only one who doesn't know. Requested
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,726 - Reviews: 2350 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 10/9/2007
No way! A Kim and Jaredstory by miilla reviews
-'"Kim?" No way. There was NO WAY that Jared could have finally noticed me. No way.' My take on Jared's and Kim's story, Kim POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,872 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Kim, Jared - Complete
Do You Believe in Destiny? by bluefairy17 reviews
My own version of Boys Over Flowers where Ga Eul also attends Shinhwa High. Could this change in the plot lead to an earlier attraction and closeness between Ga Eul and Yi Jung?
Boys Before Flowers/꽃보다 남자 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 78,124 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Yi Jeong, Ga Eul
CHANGES by Blue Moon and Roses reviews
Changes in Gakuen Alice. Mikan's not so innocent as she's like the others to think and the gang is suspicious. There's a new student and WHAT! he's in a relationship with MIKAN! well one thing didn't change: Natsume is JEALOUS! Read&FindOutWhatHappens
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,125 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
Sweetly Addicted by LovesTheHeat reviews
A Jared and Kim story. “Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do, will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, will never...never forget it.” - Curtis Judalet
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,223 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Jared, Kim
Rising Tide by Mrs.IanOshea reviews
Claire has grown up with Quil by her side but as she gets older she begins to find he is hiding something from her. But in her pursuit she'll meet with new friends. But will Quil always be there? Will hope never die? AU not following BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,067 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Christmas Love by entanglednthorns reviews
NejiTen. It's a week 'til Christmas and Tenten's parents have gone off on a mission stating she has to stay with a friend, Hyuuga Neji. See what happens when Tenten stays at Neji's home. Some romance blooms and things start to get a little hectic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,128 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Neji H., Tenten
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Te amo reviews
Life isn't always easy, even when a hot wolf imprinted on you. Sometimes you got to wake up and realize, life is not always a fairy tale, but if you believe people can have happy ending, well then...who's saying you can't have a happy ending? Jared/Kim
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,593 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Por Favor Corazon
Claire was imprinted on by Quil, she loves him with all her heart, but what happens when her mind will craves someone else...Embry! Will Embry feel something for her to, or will time catch up to them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,086 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Claire, Embry, Quil Jr.