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Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Ha-ha!


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Dynamic by Sparxes reviews
Falling in love with the most temperamental werewolf can be complicated—that's something Ana Martin has accepted. It's not easy knowing that the guy who is supposedly your soulmate yells at you in front of class, disappears for two weeks, comes back, stares at you in the eyes, and binds both of you for eternity. She can't turn him down: She's his and he's her's already.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,563 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Paul, OC
The Story of Claire and Quil by Little Pine reviews
Quil and Claire's story, from their imprint to their happily ever after. Written in both perspectives.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Silence of the Flower by TMNTfan1 reviews
Jacob never wanted to imprint, he only wanted Bella Swan. But what happens when he crashes into the resident 'mute' Lilly Fuller in the school halls one day and imprints? And what kinds of secrets does Lilly have hiding under her silence?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,577 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 11/17/2015 - [Jacob, OC] - Complete
Teeth and Claws by Wise Owl Eyes reviews
Blamed for a crime that her pack did not commit, Alpha Aeriol Ashmore and her pack are forced to leave their only home and seek refugee in La Push. They try to live a normal life but than they meet the wolves…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 91,066 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 11/1/2013 - [Jacob, OC]
Opposites Attract by Monkeypie982 reviews
Aliyah is the sweet, shy and smart new girl... Paul is the temperamental, hot headed, and daring jerk. Two opposites; what will happen when Paul imprints? Will they fall in love? Fight? Will Aliyah even approve of Paul? (Set after Breaking Dawn.)Please give it a read I'm rubbish at summaries. Rated T just to be safe. PAUL/OC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 73,410 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Paul, OC
Once Upon a Time by nagisaki reviews
Fine was engaged with Shade but she is cursed with an eternal slumber,until someone can save her. Shade is determined to save her,but he also has a mission to find Rein. Together Rein and Shade fight for Fine's awakening. What will happen between Rein and Shade as they journey together? Will Shade be able to resist Rein's charms and stay true to Fine?
Fushigiboshi no Futago Hime/ふしぎ星の☆ふたご姫 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014
Nine Months by FushigiWriterSHINE reviews
This is my version of what happens after the first season of Fushigi Boshi No Futago Hime. The twins continue on with their lives with all of their friends with many new surprises in store for them. Fine and Rein continue to grow into wonderful princesses while waiting the arrival of a certain special surprise.
Fushigiboshi no Futago Hime/ふしぎ星の☆ふたご姫 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,586 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014
It Takes One Glance by Princessinblues reviews
All it takes is one glance for Jared to find his imprint. And both Kim and Jared's lives to change forever...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 123,915 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Kim, Jared
Love Me or Hate Me by HatersGoing2Hate reviews
Lily Taylor never thought moving to a small town in Forks would be life changing. She doesn't know what to believe anymore. But, did I mention Seth Clearwater imprinted on her. Love me or hate me, I'm still there to protect you whether you like it or not. Maybe, someday, it would be more than that. Seth/OC *REWRITTEN* COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 72,331 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 2/14/2013 - [Seth, OC] - Complete
Summer Cascade! by shiragikku reviews
So Rein, Shade, Fine, and Bright are going to the Pearl Cascade Beach! The beach is known for it's mysteries surrounding love and Rein really wants to explore it with Bright but with this imposter going around her chances are shattered bit by bit. Will she ever get closer to Bright? Or will she fall for someone else?
Fushigiboshi no Futago Hime/ふしぎ星の☆ふたご姫 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,017 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 11/15/2011
The Pretend Relationship by Usagiii reviews
The plan is to pretend but what if it turned into a real love? A crazy love story about a broken-hearted guy and a thief. RxS. Please R&R
Fushigiboshi no Futago Hime/ふしぎ星の☆ふたご姫 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 53,764 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Complete
Where they Belong by Disneyprincess16 reviews
After what Brandon says to them in the hospital Jesus and Mariana decide the Fosters would be better off without them. So they do the only thing they can. They run away. This chapter is super short cause I don't know if i'm going to continue. Please read and let me know if you think I should! Rated T for some possible violence in the later chapters...Maybe... If I Continue
Fosters - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Jesus F., Mariana F.
Gokusen:3D REUNITED! by nadleehdylandy reviews
THE REUNION OF YANKUMI'S 1ST TO 4TH CLASS..And the return of Sawada Shin
Gokusen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,544 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Shin, Yankumi/Kumiko - Complete
Mio Cuore by DarkAngel942 reviews
Brady only goes with women who are easy, but Kayla still has feelings for him. What happens when Brady imprints on her at a totally awkward and never-done-before time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,950 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Brady
If You Will by Insane Cali Gurl reviews
Embry Call imprints on tiny quiet Anna Fuller. How is he supposed to ask her out when he himself is so shy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,645 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Complete
Kind Of Since Forever by liten-kiddo reviews
Claire grew up always knowing Quil was there. But now thats shes older, she isn't so sure she wants to be friends with him. In fact, shes pretty sure she wants more...Not knowing what was meant to be. Worse, she's the only one who doesn't know. Requested
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,726 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 10/9/2007
No way! A Kim and Jaredstory by miilla reviews
-'"Kim?" No way. There was NO WAY that Jared could have finally noticed me. No way.' My take on Jared's and Kim's story, Kim POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,872 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Kim, Jared - Complete
Together Strong by foreverpadfoot reviews
She was the quiet nerd, he the popular hottie. But a magic bond soon formed one day in Spanish class. The story of Kim and Jared, how they imprinted and how the dealt with the challenges of the Twilight saga.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,075 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Jared, Kim - Complete
I'm His Lobster by Jae Bee reviews
Kim has had a crush on Jared since she was ten, but she remains invisible to him; that is until he begins changing. As their relationship develops they face many different challenges, and discover their home is with each other. I don't own SM characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 108,841 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kim, Jared - Complete
Do You Believe in Destiny? by bluefairy17 reviews
My own version of Boys Over Flowers where Ga Eul also attends Shinhwa High. Could this change in the plot lead to an earlier attraction and closeness between Ga Eul and Yi Jung?
Boys Before Flowers/꽃보다 남자 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 78,124 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Yi Jeong, Ga Eul
Shopping With Seth by george's firework reviews
For the one-shot competition, Two Sides of Twilight forum. It's Black Friday and Seth, Leah, Quil and Embry go shopping.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Seth - Complete
CHANGES by Blue Moon and Roses reviews
Changes in Gakuen Alice. Mikan's not so innocent as she's like the others to think and the gang is suspicious. There's a new student and WHAT! he's in a relationship with MIKAN! well one thing didn't change: Natsume is JEALOUS! Read&FindOutWhatHappens
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,125 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
Sweetly Addicted by LovesTheHeat reviews
A Jared and Kim story. “Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do, will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, will never...never forget it.” - Curtis Judalet
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,223 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Jared, Kim
Rising Tide by Mrs.IanOshea reviews
Claire has grown up with Quil by her side but as she gets older she begins to find he is hiding something from her. But in her pursuit she'll meet with new friends. But will Quil always be there? Will hope never die? AU not following BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,067 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Something New in his Eyes by IsuCHAN reviews
[DISCONTINUED]Neji wants Hinata, Hinata wants Naruto, Naruto wants Sakura, Sakura doesn't know what she wants! What will Neji do to get Hinata's affections? It might just rip them apart. [NejiHina] [Other Pairings: NaruSaku, SasuHina]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,180 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Neji H., Hinata H.
Christmas Love by entanglednthorns reviews
NejiTen. It's a week 'til Christmas and Tenten's parents have gone off on a mission stating she has to stay with a friend, Hyuuga Neji. See what happens when Tenten stays at Neji's home. Some romance blooms and things start to get a little hectic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,128 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Neji H., Tenten
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Te amo reviews
Life isn't always easy, even when a hot wolf imprinted on you. Sometimes you got to wake up and realize, life is not always a fairy tale, but if you believe people can have happy ending, well then...who's saying you can't have a happy ending? Jared/Kim
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,593 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Por Favor Corazon
Claire was imprinted on by Quil, she loves him with all her heart, but what happens when her mind will craves someone else...Embry! Will Embry feel something for her to, or will time catch up to them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,086 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Claire, Embry, Quil Jr.