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Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, Card Captor Sakura, Yu Yu Hakusho, Flatland, Lord of the Flies, Tender_is_the_Night, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hi, I decided to make my profile shorter. Still kept the quotes though. I like quotes.

Well, I'm a yaoi fan who really isn't into writing yaoi...that doesn't make much sense does it? Whatever. Anywho I love to create and take quizzes, the non academic kind though, writing fan fiction (duh), and reading.

Fav. quotes from fan fiction or the shows, books, etc:
Heh, I'm adding a disclaimer to quotes, but whatever, I don't own any of these.


1. My name is Tom Marvolo Riddle, age ten and seven months, and I am the janitor. Unofficially. Have a mess? Call Riddle and he’ll mop it up with a smile. 1-800-FUCK-YOU. (Mirror, Mirror by starlit gossamer)

2. I wonder if there's a special place in hell reserved for idiots? (Crumbling Pedestal by Shivani Blue)

3. "Okay, I'll come with you." Harry stood. "But you have to hand over your wand. For all I know, you're a violent drunk. The last thing I need is a drunk Dark Lord in Muggle London."

4. Ron: Have any of you seen my brain? It vanished during the middle of the History of Magic exam; said something about a coffee break and just took off, and it hasn't come back yet.

5. "Followed me to further assault me with claims of my kindness to the elderly and affection for small animals?" Snape asked.

6. (What if Dumbledore would tell his staff about the Prophecy?)
Dumbledore: "So we know that Harry is Lucifer. So then, who is God?"
McGonagall: "Well God is the one who raised and taught Lucifer. But I don't know."
Snape: "That would be Dumbledore, as you are the boy's mentor."
Dumbledore: "But turns him dark?"
Snape: "Lack of trust, hiding things from him. And since Lucifer is the head of the demons, and the only true challenger to God..."
Dumbledore: "We could be in trouble."

A future vision:
God (Dumbledore) stretches out his hand to Lucifer (Harry). He had been working on him for months. Lucifer was finally beginning to trust him again. His wings were starting to turn back to white. And suddenly this board hits Lucifer and pushes him into the Abyss. God was not happy.
"What did you just DO!" God yells to his warrior angels (Ministry).
"We were simply getting rid of the demons (Dark creatures Lupin)," says the proud leaders of these angels (Fudge).
They hear below them a distant roaring.
God whispers, "Shit.”
(Okay, that was actually a review for a story, but it was funny)

7. He entered the store and immediately went to the Myths and Legends section. He grabbed about 13 books and stumbled to the counter. Throwing down his pile of galleons to the startled cashier, who secretly suspected that the oriental boy was related to that bushy haired girl, Hermo-ninny or whatnot, his grin widening. Life was good when you had the money of future terrorists and political psychos to spend.

8. "That’s like saying Ron isn’t a complete and utter arse, and Dumbledore would look sexy in a thong,” Blaise joked, grinning.

“Do you really think so, Mr. Zabini?” came a familiar voice. Hermione and Blaise froze, then turned pale faces to the figure behind them. It was Albus Dumbledore. “Interesting luncheon conversation, Ms. Granger.”

“Eheh, good afternoon, Professor. Is there something you need?” a shocked Hermione asked.

Dumbledore smiled. “Actually, there is. Have you seen the foreign boys, by any chance? I must speak to them about a rather urgent matter,” he said.

“Um, we haven’t seen them since free period started, Professor. Sorry,” Blaise said, a slight red tinge on his cheeks. He’d never been so embarrassed in his life.

“Oh. Well, then. I’ll leave you two to think about my possible undergarments. Good day.” And the sly old coot walked away with a slight bounce in his step, eyes twinkling. Hermione and Blaise fell over.

“Oh Merlin, I think I lost a few years there,” Hermione said, clutching her heart. “Where’s my copy of Hogwarts: A History? I need some comfort reading.”

“Where’s my stuffed bunny? I think I need a cuddle,” Blaise muttered

9. "What's 'Important Business' for?" Harry asked. He figured Muggles was for him, when he was off with the Dursleys.

"Grimmauld Place." Arthur said. "I couldn't get 'Off Plotting Against The Dark Lord And His Minions' to fit.

10. "Where has Kreacher gone off to, anyway?" Harry asked Ron. "I haven't seen him since we got here."

"We're better off that way, if you ask me." Ron said, cringing. "I'd rather hate to catch him snogging Sirius' dad's trousers, again."

"A sexually frustrated house-elf- now I have heard everything!" Draco said bleakly. "Is there anything else I should know about, seeing as I am stuck at this funny-farm for the remainder of summer?"

"Mundungus Fletcher is slanging shoddy cauldrons out the back door." Harry said dryly.

"Firebolt knock-offs, too." Ron added. "They're really Comet Two-Sixties, with a new paint job and the serial number charmed off."

"Perfectly normal." Draco said tightly, raising an eyebrow. "So that's it, then? No Dementors in the basement or anything?"

"Oh no, Harry's allergic." Ron quipped.

"That's right, I forgot." Draco said, almost smuggly. "Dragons on the roof, then?"

"Only when Charlie is in town." Ron said.

"Anything else?" Draco sounded weary.

"A werewolf lives here part-time." Harry said.

"Lupin." Draco pulled a face. "Of course." He sighed. "That it, then? No more surprises?"

"I caught Dumbledore shagging McGonagall." Ron offered.

"Morgana's Rosy Bum!" Draco swore. "That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard!"

Draco looked back and forth between Harry and Ron, who seemed totally unaffected.

"You know what, Potter?" Draco sputtered. "This is a madhouse!"

"You know, I think you might be right, Malfoy." Ron said. (I'm pretty sure this is from phoenix song, but I could be mistaken...)


1. Hiei looked at Yusuke squarely. “Tell me what is going on. Now.”
Yusuke raised his eyebrows. “Oh, did I forget to tell you? Our next assignment requires you to be able to drive a car.”
Hiei’s jaw dropped open. What sort of bizarre assignment would need him to drive a ningen vehicle? What were they going to do, make a hit-and-run raid on a gathering of renegade oni devils? He hmphed mentally.
“We’re going to make a hit-and-run raid on a gathering of renegade oni,” Yusuke cheerfully told him. (Teaching a Fire Demon How to Drive by Tsukiyo no Yume)

2. "I've been a lot of pressure, killing you would be the perfect remedy." (Hiei)

3. "Tell me Kuwabara, how does it feel living in a constant haze of stupidity?" (Hiei. Can you tell yet that he's one of my overall fav. characters? You can't? How positively sad.)

4. "The only reason I was caught was because that ridiculous baby has some sort of fetish for demon relationships." It was true. Koenma would never find his hoard of goods. If Hiei bothered to get involved in the human ways of buying and selling, he would be the richest among the bunch. He planned on giving the diamond necklaces to Yukina some day, and the sword collection was for his own personal use. The snowglobes and piccolos he just found amusing to look at. There was nothing like turning a tiny world upside down and changing the weather with a small and violent shake for pleasure.

5. “Guy saves the world, still has to do algebra, makes sense.” ~Yusuke

6. Kuwabara: It’s such a pretty day too. Doesn’t seem right to be locked up in a school.

Yusuke: Uh, oh. I think I just got sick.

Kuwabara: Me too. Heard the arcade’s got medicine.

Yusuke: I guess we’ll have to go there. (Yu Yu Hakusho episode)

7. I opened my eyes and found a nice light green ceiling staring back at me... 'Ooh how I love the little green ceilings and their pointy bumps of death.' (Broken Windows)

8. Hiei: So, this is the entrance to Hell. It’s drearier than I expected.

9. Hiei: This wind coming in feels like home. It’s comforting and it soothes me. It tastes like freshly spilt blood and the rotting flesh of decaying corpses.

Mercedes Lackey:

1. I doubt She will answer my prayers; deities are funny like that. They have a perverse sense of humor, for sure. Deities with twisted humor. That’s just what we all need. (Something I Most Certainly Should Not Have Done by FrenchPea)


1. "What's the point of having cosmic balance and knowing the secrets of fate if you can't blow something up? (Reaper Man, pg 305)

2. "Would you mind giving it a push? The Door of Knowledge Through Which the Untutored May Not Pass sticks something wicked in the damp." (Guards! Guards! pg 7)

3. "You've got to face facts, boy. You'd be much more at home on the surface. It's in your blood. The roof isn't so low, either." You can't keep knocking yourself out on the sky, he told himself. (Guards! Guards! pg 24)

4. It certainly ha an important-looking crest at the top, but the signature was something like "Lupin Squiggle, Sec'y, pp." (Guards! Guards! pg 30)

5. It was a five hundred mile journey, and, suprisingly, quite uneventful. People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else." (Guards! Guards! pg 32)

6. Say what you liked about the people of Ankh-Morpork, they had always been staunchly imdependent, yielding to no man their right to rob, defraud, embezzle and murder on an equal basis. (Guards! Guards! pg 173)

7. "Might havebeen just an innocent bystander, sir," said Carrot.

"What, in Ankh-Morpork?"

"Yes, sir."

"We should have grabbed him, then, just for the rarity value," said Vimes. (Guards! Guards! pg 206)

8. Vimes lowered the ape, who wisely didn't make an issue of it because a man angry enought to lift 300lbs of orangutan without noticing is a man with too much on his mind.(Guards! Guards! pg 299)


1. In a way the day was like something taken out of a pathetic little fairy tale. The one in which evil is conquered and nobody dies in the end. It was midday, the sun was shining, the birds were singing. All living things seemed to be in peace and harmony with each other, and the world was perfect and flawless.
For some unexplainable reason Bakura was sitting on a whicker chair next to the window with his head resting on his hands and his face against the cool glass. It was impossible to tell if he was deeply fascinated, or completely bored out of his skull.
Maybe he was simply observing the life going on outside his window. Trying to gain a deeper understanding of what it was truly like to be human, and the world he now lived in.
Of course such a statement is completely far fetched and he was in fact wishing the birds would die and it would rain for forty days and forty nights like in the bible. Due to boredom he was also trying to use the power of his mind to burn the yapping dog next door to a crisp. Unfortunately all attempts were unsuccessful.

2. There was screaming, Yami Yugi’s first reaction was to grab hold of his puzzle and prevent Bakura laying his hands on it. Thinking this was Bakura’s last resort for getting his Sennen item. This of course was pointless when the other was reaching for his throat, and proceeded to bang the Yami’s head continuously against the hard ground. Taking great pleasure in doing so.

After a minute of refusing to die it suddenly dawned on the once pharaoh that this was a murder attempt, and for the first time in three thousand years Bakura really, really wanted him dead.

3. I'm laughing right now. You know why? Not only because I'm crazy, because this whole situation is driving me even more nuts. It's pretty funny if you think about it, really. Actually, I'll laugh some more to show how crazy I really am.Okay...that didn't really work out. My throat hurts now, damn you. Wait, I'M the one who offered it in the first place to demonstrate myself? Okay, damn Yami Bakura. Happy? Of course you're not. Great, now I'm talking in third person.

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Playing Hero by Seyla reviews
I rewrote this story under my other pen name, Maizeysugah. I condensed it down to 6 chapters and completed it (yeah, I know it's been a decade) and am currently posting it up on under Maizeysugah and at Ao3 under the same pen name. The final chapter will be up most likely tomorrow, so please read it there.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,713 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Unforgivable Promises by Aethen reviews
With the Death Eaters becoming bolder and Voldemort's power on the rise, Harry must learn just what it takes to fight for the people he loves. Takes place directly after OotP. SLASH - HPSS No binding charms, no creature mates, no comical potions disasters that leave Harry and Severus stuck together, just time and a little understanding. AU from end of OotP on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 146,237 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 4/28/2004 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
On This Cross by Shiny Ryuichi Sakuma reviews
Before Voldemort, there was Tom Riddle. Harry is sent to the past in order to locate Voldemort’s weakness only to find himself falling in love…with Riddle. SLASH YAOI HPTR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,883 - Reviews: 1680 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Scarlet Revelations by TGP reviews
Harry is dead, but that is only the beginning of his journey. The Underworld has become his new playground...and tormented. Slash, HPDM, SSTR, SBRL. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,942 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dancing with the Devil by Ansuz reviews
Sometimes good by itself cannot defeat darkness, and sometimes it is necessary to fight evil with evil in order to save the world. Jack discovers this and more in his tenuous alliance with Aku. AkuJack Warning: violence
Samurai Jack - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,974 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 12/21/2003
In This World For You by SnapesFavorite reviews
The night Lily and James are killed, Dumbledore asks for Severus's promise to give up his own destiny in order to protect Harry's life. Severus agrees, but when he meets his husband from the future, he's forced to break his word. HPSS Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 43 - Words: 204,033 - Reviews: 3170 - Favs: 2,902 - Follows: 3,413 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Lord V by cheryl bites reviews
Nuclear war breaks out and Voldemort casts a spell to stop time. He and Harry alone are left to defuse the missiles and prevent the war. Voldemort’s radiophobic. Oh joy. LVHP. Spoilers for HBP, none for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,391 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Gift of a Second Chance by Silverhair Theory reviews
SEQUEL NOW UP. With everyone he ever loved dead around him, Harry Potter uses a secret weapon and goes back to kill the one who caused it all. But when the one he came to kill becomes the one who means the most to him, will he follow his heart? HPTR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,840 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Dragon's Bane by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Could the Malfoy family be related to the vampire hunting Belmonts? Dracula and Voldemort have just joined sides, and it's up to Draco, Alucard, and Harry Potter to defeat them. AU past HBP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,767 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Draco M., Dracula
A Summer Inheritance by Heather68 reviews
Harry thought his life would go back to normal once Voldemort was defeated, but on his 17th birthday he discovers a secret that will change his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,156 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 2,892 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Hundred White Feathers by Hopeakaarme reviews
My fanfic100 challenge response. The lives and existences of Aziraphale and those close to him from before the Beginning to modern times. SLASH MichaelLucifer, RaphaelGabriel, and Michael Uriel, future SLASH CrowleyAziraphale.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 68,789 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 12/28/2005
You Deserve Better by Reigning Fyre reviews
A ZADR fic that shows what Zim thinks of the stupid Earth race, and how they treat Dib. Zim is enraged at how people treat Earth's only savior, so he will take that savior away. Does Dib go willingly? Yes, ...he does.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,451 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Zim, Dib
I Swear I can Fly by Youkai-Lordess reviews
Grimmcest YAOI Jakob finally lapses into a state of depression after the years of hurting from Will’s treatment of him. When Will finally comes to realize Jakob doesn’t seem to care anymore about anything, he becomes worried.
Brothers Grim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,141 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006
Sang by Ayven reviews
As Jake and Will receive a new job, they'll come to realize that seeing is believing and that magic can come in the most unexpected of forms. Grimmcest.
Brothers Grim - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,288 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 1/5/2006
Death In Love by cheryl bites reviews
“Death” falls in love with Harry, and sends him cobwebs, thorns and snakes to win his affection. HPLV. Mild injury, sexual content, slash and PPP: Pretentious Purple Prose.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 209 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Castlevanian Wizard by Patricia de Lioncourt reviews
A CastlevaniaHarry Potter crossover. Voldemort has come to close to capturing Harry. Dumbledore, calling upon a favor owed to him, requests that Dracula hide Harry within Castlevania for the summer. How will the poor young wizard cope?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Castlevania - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,857 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Harry P., Dracula - Complete
A Place In Time by astheblackrosewilts reviews
Crosover with Harry Potter. When Treize and Zechs appear during a quidditch game there's confusion as to who Harry and Draco really are. 1Hx6x13, 3x4D, 2x5.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,543 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Heero Y., Quatre W. - Complete
Pass Time by Lucifer Rosemaunt reviews
ErikRaoul slash. Haha, cookie for you. An epilogue. :oP
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,601 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Alienated! by Penname wa Silver B reviews
Determined to get rid of Dib once and for all, Zim plots the perfect irony: He turns Dib into an Irken. However, Zim has now saved Dib's life and taken him in, for reasons even he doesn't understand. Finished.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,077 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The Mad Scientist by napoleonbean reviews
DiscworldHouse crossover. The morgue is really a secret laboratory. drabbley.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Goods and Services by TheDonutMistress reviews
LoI. Rinaldo wants to know where Leon is coming up with all these items he's selling. Leon enlightens him. Silliness. By that, of course, I mean it's stupid. Title blows, I know. Review, yes?
Castlevania - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Leon B., Rinaldo G. - Complete
The Last Favour by Hopeakaarme reviews
AntiChristmas gift exchange entry. Not everything is what it looks like, like Aziraphale discovers in the most painful of ways. Evil!Crowley, character death, slash AC.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Lessons Learned from Small Dogs by Eded reviews
Crowley had picked up bad habits from the type of human he tried to be, as a little adventure involving upset children, a deadly beast from Hell, and the universe at large makes clear. Aziraphale x Crowley
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,660 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2006 - [A. Crowley, Aziraphale] Dog - Complete
Hybrid by Tapangwa reviews
Sequel to New World, New Rules. what happens when Deb and Tam have a kid of there own. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,747 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 8/1/2005
Battery by Simply Kim reviews
The implication of Muraki's words caught Tatsumi offguard, and the corners of his mouth twitched in semiamusement. 'Let me guess, the vacuum cleaner again.'
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Complete
Amour Impossible by Kheree reviews
Tatsumi décide de faire un tour dans le monde des vivants pour se détendre quand il tombe sur Muraki. Ce dernier est blessé. Tatsumi le ramène avec lui pour le soigner. [One Shot]
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - French - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
The Netherworld of Cherry Blossoms by Simply Kim reviews
Muraki Kazutaka never knew it was fairly easy to take a trip to the netherworld. All he did was kick. After all, he thought it was just Oriya’s vacuum cleaner...
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Complete
One Winged Angel by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPTR - One view on why Tom Riddle became Voldemort, and what he does once he realizes that particular truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 185,846 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 12/13/2004 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Only Time Can Tell by Darkest Desire reviews
It's not every day that someone discovers a new corridor in Hogwarts. When Harry does, he lets his curiosity get the best of him and winds up in Hogwarts in the year 1942 with a sixteen year old Tom Riddle. TRHP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,978 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
One Regret by Meowiegirl reviews
A very short, slightly slashy NickGatsby thing I wrote... The title pretty much explains it, Gatsby's talking about his one regret on the morning of his death.
Tender_is_the_Night - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Complete
Crossing the Magic Line or When Gundams Get Wands by TGP reviews
Heero Yuy’s been drafted to…babysit. With an insane, powerful Dark Lord on his ass, who else is qualified to protect Harry Potter? Slash, Crossover. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,449 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 1/22/2005
No Reason by Picaro reviews
With gaining Kurikara as his shiki, Hisoka might have bitten a bigger chunk off than he can chew. Especially, since the Dragon King´s a parasitic type... And doesn´t even dream of following a brats orders! AU, Gensoukai fic...
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,602 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 1/20/2003
December by Hopeakaarme reviews
My Christmas fic 2005. Aziraphale's not what he appears to be, and neither is Crowley. Both angels and demons are about to notice this. SLASH CrowleyAziraphale RaphaelGabriel MichaelBeelzebub
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,753 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
The Kaleidoscope Syndrome by Prosopopeia reviews
AU, yaoi YxH When Yusuke's past begins to mix with his present, it's up to a certain three eyed youkai to help keep his mind intact. On Extended Hiatus.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,882 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Yusuke U., Hiei
Crossing the Lines by ShiTiger reviews
I ask again, Captain. What would you give up to leave Neverland? Peter Pan gives Hook the ultimate choice. Death... for Peter, or life, and freedom for Hook and his crew. YYH x PP&P crossover. .on hiatus.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/7/2005 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Peter Pan, Captain Hook - Complete
What Can go Wrong Will go Wrong by Ruler-of-Da-World reviews
FINISHED Van and Carl find a half-dead Dracula one-day. He then tells them a story of a creature that is bent on revenge against human kind - mainly the church- so they decide to go off and try and defeat the creature. (Hurray for bad summaries)slash VD
Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 43,772 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/28/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005
Deep Circle by chayron reviews
COMPLETE. AU. Yaoi. Goku x Vegeta. Different but the same world. Three affection seeking Saiyans. The enclosing death and true nature. Long way home and even longer way to reality.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,809 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/16/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
Cities Apart by Winter-Eyes reviews
Vimes needs sleep...and a drink. What he doesn't need is a meeting with Vetinari...and everything that happens after that. VV slash, slightly AU. Please R&R...don't make me beg!
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,285 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Complete
Before the Fall by A. of Arcadia reviews
Your typical Eden fic featuring Aziraphale and beforehewasCrowley Crawly. Slash.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,860 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2005
Three Be the Things by Nava Kirsch reviews
Crowley decides that six thousand years of chaste angelic friendship needs to get more interesting. Hell has other ideas.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,092 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005
Ghost of a Memory by Phoenix Boy reviews
HPSS. After killing Voldemort, Harry leaves the wizarding world for a few years before joining the university under a different name. Now he returns to teach at Hogwarts. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 106,109 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Kiss or Kill by Mortalus reviews
HPTR slash. A freak accident transports our favorite attractive psychopath forward in time from 1942 to 1996. Attempted homicide and attempted romance ensue, not necessarily in that order.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,484 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 2,294 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The First Time You Saw Him by half-sleeping reviews
One of Aziraphale’s good deeds goes slightly sour. Crowley restates his claim. AC slash.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2005
Four Corners by Pretty in Scarlet reviews
Robin's having a hard time dealing with the truth. Slade's a vampire, Raven's his apprentice, and Terra hunts demons. Will the Titans finally face defeat when Terra’s old partners show up looking for a fight? SLASH!
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,585 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Slade, Robin - Complete
The Life of a Thief by Ryou Bakura by Sage Kaley reviews
Just as Christmas break rolls around, Ryou is given a report to write on ancient Egypt. Everyone urges him to use this as an excuse to bond with his yami. What Bakura tells him scares him, though not as much as the feelings Ryou gets for the yami. yaoi
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,177 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura
Bakura x3 by Love Alchemist reviews
Shounen ai to light yaoi. Ryou thought he would be able to have a normal life after the Sennen Items were gone after the ceremonial battle between Yuugi and Atemu. But apparently not so; It seems the Ring is back... and what are those dreams?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 11/19/2004
Crumbling Pedestal by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPSS- Harry's date with Voldemort at the conclusion of the Triwizard tournament didn't go quite as planned. Fate steps in with a 'unique' opportunity, offering Harry the chance to live and mature in the past. For a while, anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 179,530 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 3,455 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 6/21/2004 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
To Remember by Sharys Aogail reviews
(Finished). Two old comrades meet once again, but one has no recollection of the other. As old enemies resurface, lost memories become the key to survival. A HieiYusuke story. Review please.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,397 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004
And Then He Hit Puberty by Arrmaitee reviews
SLASH! PARODY! Rita Skeeter exposes Harry Potter's untold story of what happened after he hit puberty… based solely on an unauthorized, uncorroborated interview with Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Play My Game by Ancalyme reviews
A failed attempt to kill the Boy Who Lived has unforseen consequences. SLASH HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,466 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Hentai Ryou by Vada via cretino reviews
Ryou's not as innocent and naive as he seems. In fact, quite the opposite. Poor, poor Bakura... -Chapter 14 up, Finally!-
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,367 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 5/9/2003
Finding Heaven by QueenStrata reviews
Sometimes, you have to go through Hell to find Heaven. Crossover with Dante's Inferno.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2004 - [Aziraphale, A. Crowley] - Complete
Unwanted Reality by Bittersweet Revenge reviews
Year 6 Harry unconsciously throws himself into Death Eaters' plot to bring him down at the Malfoy residence. While trying to save himself, he falls accross Tom's malfunctioning diary and enters it, bringing him back in Tom's memories. [TomHarry]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,388 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 7/27/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
Everyone Will Suffer by Troll Boy and GoS reviews
Crossover with The Ring. Crowley encounters the demonic little girl who's been wreaking terror with the aide of a certain cursed video tape.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2004
Deception by The Inspector reviews
Yugi and Yami both have a telent for winning. Marik and Malik are both insane. What do Ryou and Bakura share? Yami has five guesses to figure it out, or he loses the puzzle, his life. Yugi's life, and the lives of his three friends.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2004
Blood by Artemis Luna Diana reviews
Harry is swept away from Hogwarts and finds himself falling into a seductive darkness, yet all he really wants is to go home... SLASH HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 68,004 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 11/25/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
What Happened to Gatsby, really by Roberta Bonamie reviews
If you saw the orginal movie in English Class this makes sense
Tender_is_the_Night - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2004
Stress Remedy by Logo reviews
(complete) Ryou has a net stalker, and Bakura is not at all impressed by it. Therefore, he tries to get revenge on the despicable creature while at the same time experiencing certain... THOUGHTS involving Ryou. BakuraRyou yaoi.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,748 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/21/2004 - Published: 10/10/2003 - Complete
Complicated by shi-chan reviews
YAOI - Tatsumi feels guitly about everything that took place in Kyoto. He gets drunk one night and comes face to face with Muraki, whom he hates. But as he learns more, he changes. (COMPLETE) MuTats
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,375 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2004 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Complete
Ribbons and Lace by Miss Ayanami reviews
Harry looses a bet, looses his temper, and looses all dignity, before a planned duel with Voldemort. Just what will the Dark Lord think when Harry shows up in a dress? Response to the hxtlightning Fuh-Q-Fest challenge 16.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 108 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Transference by The Lion in Winter reviews
Summary: Something given freely has return once again. HieixYusuke Shounen Ai. Slight OOC
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2003 - Hiei, Yusuke U.
I am here by bagheera reviews
AU The rescue is just a delusion Ralph had when his mind snapped during the hunt. 4 years later, still on the island, he recovers from his madness and has to face the painful truth of growing up. Jack/Ralph. COMPLETE
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,474 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/9/2003 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fractured Fairy Tales by ntamara reviews
Lucius Malfoy is Harry Potter's One True Love. *slash*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,546 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/8/2003 - Published: 4/2/2003 - Harry P., Lucius M.
In the Guise of an Angel by Saraha reviews
First-person point of view of Ryou during the duelest kingdom arc. [YNBRB, Yaoi, Under revision curently] Please R&R!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 81,883 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/25/2003 - Published: 8/5/2002
The Most Unlikely Dare by Mystrana reviews
During a month long summer-school session, Ron dares Hermione to set up the two least likely people. Will Hermione be able to do it? FIC NOW COMPLETE. However, the proper Chapter 25 has been posted, for anyone who was wanting to see what happened!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,860 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/29/2002 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just This Once by Lady Kazune Kikenshi reviews
*EPILOGUE IS UP* Syaoran is very ill and Eriol is 'luckily' there to help the sick little wolf. Of course, Syaoran naturally has a few...okay, MANY problems with that. But will anything..unexpected..happen between the two? (Fluffy Shounen-ai)
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,921 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/30/2002 - Published: 8/30/2002 - Syaoran L., Eriol H.
On A Clear Day by Courteney reviews
It is the start of Harry and co's fifth year and Dumbledore has decided to re-sort everyone...Harry is now in Slytherin with Draco and has come up with a plan to prove Sirius' innocence - but he needs Draco's help..eventual SLASH but not yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,755 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/17/2002 - Published: 1/13/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Something More by Idgiebay reviews
Zim disappears from Earth for two and a half years only to re-emerge as an almost entirely different Irken with a deadly plan. . . -Planned ZADR- (ch. 5 up)
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,838 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/6/2002 - Published: 1/3/2002
Lost and Regained by Harukami reviews
Crowley finds an old book SURE to scandalize Aziraphale, and then has the tables turned on himself. Evil Answering Machine Warning, and some boy-love. If you can consider them 'boys' rather than occult (Or etherial) beings...
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Published: 1/25/2002
Long Dark Night by Mistress Arion reviews
Havelock Vetinari is kidnapped and tortured, leaving Sam Vimes to examine his real feelings for the Patrician. WARNING: SLASH SLASH SLASH, implied non-con, implied torture. If you don't like the idea of Vimes/Vetinari, DON'T READ THIS. (There, you've been
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,977 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2001
Omens by Zoi no miko reviews
A Good Omens Fic. Crowley and Aziraphale have to deal with the after-effects of the almost-Armageddon. From the book "Good Omens" by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. Slash/Shounen ai.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2001 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
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Christmas Cheer reviews
The reasons why this is the most wonderful time of the year. A fluffy family drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Just a Big Softie reviews
Originally on the Hetalia Kink Meme. One-sided US/UK. America goes to Russia for help concerning the USUK special relationship. Russia doesn't really care. Yandere!America. Violence, blood, cursing, NOT Russia/America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/11/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Of the Sea, England and Being a Privateer reviews
The sea always held a special place in America’s heart, if only because of its affiliation with a certain tea-loving country. Being a privateer only brought pirate!Arthur and the open ocean into one unit of pure awesome.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Ghostly reviews
PostHBP What happens when Harry's past impacts heavily on the future? What else can guide actions? Warnings: Character death, Necrophilia and Freud references.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Final Battle reviews
Is technically a sequel to 'The Dark Lord's Disorder', but can be read as a stand alone. What happens to Voldemort when reality intrudes on his carefully and neurotically structured world on the eve of the final battle? This story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Of a Diary reviews
A CoS AU fic. The memory of Tom Riddle wishes to get closer to Harry Potter. Unfortunately, Ginny Weasely is in the way. To what lengths will Tom go to get what he wants? TMRHP slash Warning: Character Death! Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Disorder reviews
What happens when the Dark Lord suffers from an anxiety disorder? This.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Soul of Slytherin, Heir of Gryffindor reviews
PG13, just to be safe. Harry Potter and Mr. Ollivander aren't really what they seem. This is not a Dark Harry fic, and he won't end up in Slytherin House, promise. The title is pretty self explanatory.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,415 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 2/7/2004
Truth reviews
Past and present collide in WWII. NickGatsby, onesided. The story is better than the summary.PostGreat Gatsby
Tender_is_the_Night - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Complete
The Potions Master reviews
This takes place, and is an off shoot (side fic, whatever) of Soul of Slytherin, Heir of Gryffindor. And no, this isn't slash. Rated PG for some cursing. It's about Salazar's first potions class as the Boy-Who-Lived. I can't do summaries!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Polyjuiced to Switch reviews
The Reikai Tantei have been assigned to Hogwarts to deal with a new foe. However, there's a little catch as to how they are going to fit in...Rated PG-13 to be safe.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,919 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 9/5/2004
The Beginning of It All reviews
The rating is probably a bit high. A meeting of two characters before they crashed on the island. I'd say the story is better than it sounds, but I'm not entirely sure on that.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Complete
A Whole New World reviews
Please forgive my corny title. What would've happened if the Sphere had arrived in Flatland and the Color Bill was in effect? Uh, I can't say that it's better than it sounds, but this summary probably doesn't do it justice.
Flatland - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Complete
Magnetic Sarcasm reviews
Just to be safe, rated PG-13. Eriol and Syaoran get locked in a gym, but that's not the half of it. ES, TS.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,140 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 1/15/2004 - Eriol H., Syaoran L.
More Wizards in the Family reviews
Harry goes to visit his cousin, who lives in Ireland; finds out that said cousin is a wizard; a Malfoy who is different and that another burden is added to his ever growing list.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 1/14/2004 - Harry P.
Quantum Level Splitting Events reviews
Cheesy, but...there's a new enemy, and an old enemies team up with the Order. Meanwhile, in a certain Domino, Japan, one boy has been keeping secrets...HPYGOML crossover. Wasn't sure were this should be posted: YGO, HP or ML.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Voldemort, Harry P.