Author has written 5 stories for Misc. Books, Harry Potter, and Bleach.
Hey, excuse me! This might be very important! For those of you who are hoping for the sequel to A Suspicious Lack of Officials in Soul Society, I am sorry to announce it will not be coming out for a long time. I have to read the Order of the Phoenix, although I do have half of the first chapter done. But do not think I have been idle! In my (long) absence, I have written two chapters of one fic, and one chapter of another. No idea when they might come out. Until then, deal with any one-shots I feel like writing!
Me: Ahem, ahem. Can everybody hear me? Even you in the back? Yes, I mean you. That means you can stop waving your hand, I promise it isn't on fire. You, over on the left, please settle down. Thank you.
Hitsugaya: Shut up, will you? No one's here.
Me: WHAT?!? No one decided to come to this party? But there's sake!
Matsumoto: Sake! I'm here!
Kyoraku: Me too! Is Nanao-chan coming?
Ah ha ha ha ha... Above lies some weird randomness that spouted from the dark and terrible recesses of my brain...
Me: ...Anyways, here's some information on me, you know, if you're curious... You're not? How rude.
Hitsugaya: Of course they're not interested, fool.
Me: You know, you're pretty mean too...
Bleach: This is my favorite manga. Ever.
The OTP of all OTPs: RenRuki
OTPs: GinRan, HitsuHina, ShunUki
OTPs: IkkaYumi, IchiTatsu, IchiHime, IshiHime, UlquiHime, IshiTatsu, KenUno, GrimmIchi, IchiHichi, YoruBya, ByaSoi, UraYoru, KenseiSoi, HaliStarrk, YoruSoi, HiyoShin, GrimmNel, NnoiNel, GrimmUlqui, IchiIshi
3TP or OT3 (I don't know which is correct, I've seen it both ways): GrimmIchiHichi
The OTP: NaruHina
OTPs: NaruSasu, NaruKiba, NaruGaa, SakuIno, KakaAnko
Avatar the Last Airbender
The OTP: ZuMai
OTPs: AzuLee, SoRoku
Favorite characters: Renji, Gin, Byakuya, Rukia, Hitsugaya, Soi Fon, Stark, Kyoraku, Ukitake, Ulquiorra, Ichigo, and Yoruichi. Not necessarily in that order.
Least Favorite Characters: AIZEN, Yammy, AIZEN, Szayel, AIZEN, all Quincies, AIZEN, Tosen, AIZEN, Zennosuke, (Useless bastard) AIZEN, and Aaroniero. Oh, and did I mention that I ABSOLUTELY HATE AIZEN, THAT BASTARD?!? HE KILLED GIN!!! HE WILL NEVER BE FORGIVEN!!!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie
The Wee Free Men
The Screaming Staircase
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (It's not normal to talk to yourself?)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (That's a conversation that comes up a lot)
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (I tell myself not to talk to myself. Does that count?)
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..." (I prefer cake... Are cookies mandatory?)
You live off of sugar and caffeine. (When I can get away with it)
People think you're insane. (I'm pretty sure that I think I'm insane)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next. (Cross that out. I disappear for months)
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (Got that right)
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. (Buts it's so hard to find the right words!)
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. (I wouldn't if they weren't buried under thousands of pounds of STUFF)
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (I write on a I-pad.)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (Didn't you hear me? I said I write on an I-pad )
People think you have A.D.D. (Ahh, if I only knew enough people that'd think about me at all)
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (It'd be insanely cool)
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (Are you physic?!)
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason (My family gets worried about my lack of sanity)
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (I dunno about friends, but my sisters are still buggin' me)
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (Never took it)
Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.
Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes.
According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Eeveeninja77, Linzerj, Witchsoul531, twistedthinking3
95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the guy who plays Edward in Twilight jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile!
If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber dissapeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!"
98% of the girls in the world would die if Robert Pattinson was kidnapped. 1.9% of them would be laughing their socks off. 0.1% of them would be snickering and poking their new hostage with a stick. If you are part of that 0.1% copy and past this on your profile!
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
17 Things to do when you're in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of lemon juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!", or "I choose YOU, PIKACHU!!"
16. Have a friend push you down the aisle in a shopping cart as you yell "THE REDNECKS ARE COMING! THE REDNECKS ARE COMING!"
17. Shout at the top of your lungs "WALDEMORT IS TAKING OVER!" and count how many people turn to look at you.
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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter and Bleach, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
Curiousity killed the cat but selflessness killed the dog
If I could get a frim grip on reality, I'd choke it
I love dead-lines. Especially the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by
Add some sprinkle to your boring, icky, bland, vannila life
If you can't fix it with duck tape, it's not broken.
She paints a pretty picture but there's a twist; the pen is her razor and the canvas is her wrist
A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth your while
I write for the same reason that I breath. . . because if I didn't then I would die.
When things get bad, smile, because life is ironic and it's only going to get worse
I had a thought but it got lonely and went away.
Money talks and mine says "Good-bye."
Went into the grinder and came out as hair
Touch it and see if it's hot (you just had to be there for that one)
It's okay to talk to yourself, it's okay to ask yourself questions, it's even okay to answer those questions. Just don't ever ask yourself a question and then go "huh?"
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Don't spend money you don't have cause at some point they're going to want it and you're still not going to have it.
A friend will bail you out of jail at two o'clock in the morning but a true friend will be sitting in the cell beside you saying "Damn that was fun!"
A friend will help you move but a true friend will help you move a body
Due to the worsening of the economy the light at the end of the tunnel has been temporarily turned off.
I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
My train of thought got derailed.
If someone gave you half a brain, you'd still only have half a brain.
All things in the world are mind over matter; if you don't mind then it doesn't matter.
Close only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
Most people have a filter between their brain and their mouth that tells them when they shouldn't say something. Me, not so much
Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip again.
I tried to keep an open mind but my brains kept falling out
The more things change, the more things remain. . . insane.
You have hate mail. . . you have more hate mail. . . your hate mailbox is full. (occassionably Disney comes up with some real winners.)
Knowledge is power. . . power corrupts. . . study hard. . . BE EVIL!
Your talking is getting in the way of my telling you to shut up.
I'm in hillbilly hell! My IQ is dropping by the second! I'm becoming one of them!
Why is the rum gone?!
'Stress' A condition brought on by over riding the body's desire to kick someone's ass.
Always glad to inadvertantly inspire genius.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
Silence is golden but duck tape is silver
When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!
The person who can smile when something goes wrong has probably thought of someone to blame it on.
A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend will laugh and push you again.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.
Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”
The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional
I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.
Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Sometimes you make me so mad I wanna throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realise I would probably kill myself trying to save you.
Keep on talking maybe one day you'll say something intelligent
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
If all else fails, try reading the instructions.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies…
Perfect men are only fictional.
Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
The number of people staring at you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.
i belive that for every person in the universe there is a part of the universe that hates them
new toshiba laptop: $500, data recovery: $200, webcam: $100, letting your laptop know just how much you think of it by throwing it out a window: priceless
When all else fails, read the directions.
Someone told me that it was illegal to kill someone just because they pissed you off...crap...
I'm not a tomboy, I'm just better than you.
I am who I am and I be who I be, you can kiss my ass if you don't like what you see.
I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not.
Party hard, rock and roll. We're the class you can't control
I'm not clumsy, I just think faster than I move.
I'm not random, I just think quicker than you. Jealous?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Does the noise in my head bother you?
When it rains at my party, we dance in the rain.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
- Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.
Being weird is like being normal, only better!!
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!!
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'
I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!'
Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired.
I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough.
They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?
' The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.'
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Being mature is overrated.
I'm the kind of kid who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends for I may not return alive.
God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman.
At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.
I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny
They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out.
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.- James Dean
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning how to dance in the rain.- Anonymous
Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.- Unknown
Dance as though no one is watching. Love as though you have never loved before. Sing as though no one can here you. Live as though heaven is on earth.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.- Eleanor Roosevelt
When life gives you lemons . . .
Be insane- well behaved people never made history.
To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.
"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"
When you really love someone, age, distance, height, and weight are just damn numbers.
Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.
Forget the risk; take the fall. If it's what you want, it's worth it all.
Every time I try to talk to you, I feel like a prisoner who hasn't talked in years, and I just can't get the words out of my mouth.
"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest." Mark Twain
"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear." Mark Twain
"Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see." Mark Twain
"A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom." Robert Frost
"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." Robert Frost
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein
"A room without books is like a body without a soul." Marcus Cicero
"Be the change that you wish to see in the world." Mahatma Gandhi
"Smile, don’t frown. Look up, don’t look down. Believe in yourself, don’t let yourself go. Just be who you are, and let your live flow."
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." Oscar Wilde
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." - Miss Piggy
"We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will." - Chuck Palahniuk, 1962
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."
"Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square hole. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do."
Things in RenRuki that equal win:
Complete, unbridled devotion=win
Strong childhood friendship=win
Extreme care for each other=win
Extreme height difference=epic win
Willingness to lay down your life for the other=win
Being able to know each other so much that you can make the other feel better about things they are deeply giulty about/feel extremely bad about=epic win
Respect for each others abilities and pride=win
Being able to mend a long-broken friendship=win
Making it your life's goal to make yourself worthy of the other and training your ass off for 40 years straight so that you can be with them=epic win
Fighting the other's very strong and powerful brother to save their life even though you know you're not ready yet=also epic win
Swearing to an incredibly powerful superior officer that you will never give the other up evens if it costs you your life=again, epic win
Finding the power to offer yourself to a very powerful superior officer while the other is protecting you in exchange for the life of the other=win
Continuing to care deeply for each other even over years of painful separation=win
This pairing in general=double epic win to the extreme
copy and re-post this if you agree. RenRuki FTW!
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: (I didn't write the stuff in the parenthesis)
On a Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos!
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
On most brands of Christmas lights:
On a Japanese food processor:
On Sunsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a child's superman costume:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On T-Rat (Military food):
" I see the light... and IT BURNS!!"
You say I’ve lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can’t lose what you never had.
Anime is life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.
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