Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Danny Phantom.
Updates for September
CH7 of My Red Thread of Destiny (33%)
CH19 of In Another Time
B-Side: A White Rose (6%)
A Little Leaf Found [ONE-SHOT]
Lost Uzumaki [COMPLETE]
My Red Thread of Destiny [NaruTayu] (in progress)
In Another Time [DxE] (in progress)
McLain's Secret Admirer [COMPLETE]
Future Story Ideas :)
Naruto fic "A World Without Peace" [MinaKushi]
Danny Phantom fic "B-Side: A White Rose" [DxE]
Danny Phantom fic "Give You What You Like" [DxE]
Danny Phantom fic "Phantom Sonata" Ember OC Danny Sam
Danny Phantom fic "Cooling Flames" [DxE] Sam Tucker *pending title*
Ben 10 fic "My World of Magic" [BenxCC] Gwen Max
How to Train Your Dragon fic [Hiccstrid] Valka Stoick
Adventure Time fic "Oh, Glob! Ice King's Fanfiction is Real!!" [Marcelee] Bubblegum Ice King *pending title*
Linkz & Linkz
A Little Thing About Me :)
Reading & Writing Stories
Singing & Listening to Music *mostly pop rock songs*
Playing Games *wishes for PS4; now only plays on OpenEmu*
Drawing Characters *also tries drawing backgrounds but...meh*
Eating & Sleeping *is that considered a hobby? haha*
Color = Red/Pink
Eye Color = Emerald Green
Hair Color = Cherry Red
Flower = White Rose
Number = 15 or 7
Shape = Heart
School Subject = Math (Algebra)
Sports = Badminton/Ice Skating *I like ice skating even though I suck at it; I remember falling down 21 times*
Girl Name = Katarina
Boy Name = Ben
Animal = Lion
Fairy Tale = Beauty and the Beast
Holiday = Christmas
Month = July *'cause it's my BDAY month!!! XD*
Breakfast Item = Egg & Bacon plus Hotdog *BACON!!! X)*
Fruit = Apple
Vegetable = Chayote (Sayote)
Sweets = Chocolate
Drink = Hot Chocolate
Ice Cream = Chocolate
Shake = Chocolate Shake
Flavor = Chocolate *hahahahaha XD*
Chips = Tomi
Culture Food = Kare-kare
Fast Food Restaurant = KFC
Restaurant = T.G.I. Fridays
Footwear = Canvas Shoes/Evening Sandals
Type of Music = Pop Rock
Singer = Avril Lavigne/Olivia Olson/Haley Williams
Actor = Johnny Depp/Brad Pitt
Actress = Emma Stone/Jennifer Lawrence/Anne Hathaway/Angelina Jolie
Voice Actor = Yuri Lowenthal/Liam O'Brien/James Arnold Taylor
Voice Actress = Olivia Olson/Tara Strong/Kari Wahlgren/Grey DeLisle
List of Favorite Things to Watch/Read/Play/Listen :)
Top 10 Anime
- Naruto *I LOVE NARUTO!!!*
- Code Geass
- Death Note
- Attack on Titan
- Eyeshield 21
- Fullmetal Alchemist
- Card Captor Sakura
- Maid Sama!
Top 10 Cartoons
- Avatar: The Last Airbender
- Adventure Time
- Star Wars: The Clone Wars
- Star Wars Rebels
- Bravest Warriors
- The Legend of Korra
- Danny Phantom
- Ben 10
- Gravity Falls
- Teen Titans
Top 7 Live Action TV Series
- The Walking Dead
- Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
- 2 Broke Girls
Top 10 Animated Movies
- Frozen *I LOVE ELSA!!!*
- How to Train Your Dragon
- Despicable Me
- Rise of the Guardians
- Beauty and the Beast
- Toy Story
- The Little Mermaid
- The Incredibles
Top 10 Movies
- Star Wars
- The Hunger Games
- The Dark Knight (Christopher Nolan Series)
- Harry Potter
- The Chronicles of Narnia
- Marvel Cinematic Universe
- Resident Evil
Top 5 Books
- Inheritance Cycle
- The Hunger Games
- Star Wars: Fate of the Jedi
- Harry Potter
- The Chronicles of Narnia
Top 10 Games
- Kingdom Hearts
- Resident Evil
- Final Fantasy
- Warriors Series (Koei)
- The Last of Us
- Tomb Raider (2013)
- League of Legends
- Metal Gear
- Golden Sun
Top 10 Songs
- Remember by Ember McLain (Robbyn Kirmssé) *Ember! Ember! Ember!*
- Complicated (Avril Lavigne)
- Let it Go by Elsa (Idina Menzel)
- I'm Just You're Problem by Marceline (Olivia Olson)
- Simple and Clean/Hikari (Utada Hikaru)
- Here's to Never Growing Up (Avril Lavigne)
- Just Give Me a Reason (Pink)
- Jar of Hearts (Christina Perri)
- A Thousand Years (Christina Perri)
- World is Mine (Hatsune Miku)
Top 5 of Anything
Ben 10 Aliens
- Big Chill
- Alien X
- Way Big
- Jake the Dog
- Puss in Boots
Danny Phantom Ghosts
- Ember McLain
- Danny Phantom
- Dani Phantom
DC & Marvel Superheroes & Heroines
- Batman (Bruce Wayne)
- Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
- Black Canary (Dinah Drake-Lance)
- Batgirl (Barbara Gordon)
- Huntress (Helena Wayne)
Final Fantasy Summons (Eidolons/Espers/GFs/Aeons/Avatars)
Final Fantasy Video Games
- Final Fantasy X
- Final Fantasy VI
- Final Fantasy V
- Final Fantasy VIII
- Final Fantasy IV
How to Train Your Dragon Dragons
- Barf & Belch
- Death Song
Kingdom Hearts Keyblades
- Ultima Weapon (Kingdom Hearts II)
- Oathkeeper & Oblivion (Dual Wield)
- Way to the Dawn
- Bond of Flame
League of Legends Champions
- Miss Fortune
Naruto Canon Couples
Naruto Female Characters
Naruto Male Characters
Naruto Next Generation
- Sarada Uchiha
- Boruto Uzumaki
- Inojin Yamanaka
- Chouchou Akimichi
- Shikadai Nara
Persona 3 Portable Personas
- Orpheus Telos
- Jack Frost
One is blond, while the other is red. He is loud, while she is crude. Yet both wear masks that hide their true identity.
Naruto and Tayuya as a couple really reminds me of Minato and Kushina. And while Naruto is the spitting image of his father, I can't help but think that Tayuya kinda resembles Kushina. I had that thought while I was drawing a concept art for Tayuya when I was still writing my first story "Lost Uzumaki". I had her in a vest, pants, a scarf like with team Dosu, Sound headband tied on her forehead, and her hair was in a ponytail. Overall, she looks a lot like "Road to Ninja Kushina". Anyways, after reading NaruTayu fics ("The Melody of the Fox" by Jetslinger), I fell in love with NaruTayu! My wish is that someday, "My Red Thread of Destiny" can at least be ranked as one of the top NaruTayu fics out there X)
He is a hero, while she is a rebel. Both are born on different times, only to end up opposing one another. Yet why do fire and ice have to be enemies?
Danny and Ember rocks as a couple! I mean, Ember's hot, and Danny's dreamy. Put them up together and BAM!!! DxE! Yeah! Besides, I like the idea of enemies getting together, possibly with the guy being one of the good guys, while the girl is one of the bad guys. A Batman and Catwoman relationship would be precise X)
He is the son and heir of Stoick the Vast, yet people can't exactly call him viking material. She is on the other hand embodies what it is to be a viking. He can't kill dragons, while she trains her whole life just to end them. But after a romantic flight with him on the back of his dragon, love slowly blooms as their entire world changes for the better.
It's Hiccup and Astrid. Need I say more? Just watch the movie and you'll see. OTP.
Adventure TimeFinn x Marceline Flame Prince x Fionna Marshall Lee x Fionna Marshall Lee x Marceline
Attack on Titan (Shingeki no Kyojin)Eren x Annie Eren x Mikasa Levi x Petra
Avatar: The Last Airbender & The Legend of KorraAang x Katara Bolin x Eska Bolin x Opal Kai x Jinora (Korrasami) *The two DO look good together, but I prefer their friendship, especially in Book 3; although, if Korra were actually a guy, I wouldn't mind pairing these two* Mako x Asami Sokka x Suki Sokka x Yue
Baka and Test: Summon the BeastsAkihisa x Minami Yuji x Shoko
Ben 10Ben x Charmcaster Ben x Eunice Ben x Kai Kevin x Gwen
Bravest WarriorsChris x Beth
Code GeassGino x Kallen Lelouch x C2 Suzaku x Euphemia
Danny PhantomJohnny x Kitty Youngblood x Dani
DC UniverseBatman x Catwoman *Bruce & Selina = Helena Wayne* Batman x Talia *Bruce & Talia = Damien Wayne* Deadshot x Harley Green Arrow x Black Canary *comic wise, the pairing is okay; arrow tv series wise, HATE Oliver and his male hormones* Nightwing x Batgirl Robin (Dick Grayson) x Raven Red Robin x Batgirl (Stephanie Brown)
Death NoteLight x Misa
DisgaeaAdell x Rozalin Laharl x Flonne Valvatorez x Vulcanus (Artina)
DisneyBambi x Faline Beast x Belle Erik x Ariel Eugene x Rapunzel George x Meg *PAPERMAN!* Hercules x Megara Kristoff x Anna Phillip x Aurora Tarzan x Jane
DreamWorksJack x Tooth Po x Tigress Spirit x Rain Stoick x Valka
Eyeshield 21Hiruma x Mamori Sena x Suzuna
Fire EmblemEliwood x Lyndis Erk x Serra
Final FantasyBalthier x Fran Bartz x Faris Cecil x Rosa Cloud x Tifa Edgar x Terra Egde x Rydia Locke x Celes Rasler x Ashe Squall x Rinoa Tidus x Yuna Vaan x Penelo Warrior of Light x Cosmos Zack x Aerith
Fullmetal AlchemistEdward x Winry Mustang x Hawkeye
Gods EaterLindow x Sakuya Soma x Aki (Female Protagonist) Yuu (Male Protagonist) x Alisa
Golden SunAlex x Mia Felix x Karst Garet x Mia Isaac x Jenna Saturos x Menardi
InuyashaInuyasha x Kagome Inuyasha x Kikyo Miroku x Sango Sesshomaru x Kagura
Kingdom HeartsRiku Replica x Naminé Roxas x Xion Sora x Kairi Sora x Naminé Terra x Aqua
League of LegendsEzreal x Lux Garen x Katarina Pantheon x Leona Swain x LeBlanc Talon x Katarina
Maid SamaTakumi x Misaki
MarvelBeast x Mystic Captain America x Black Widow (Natasha Romanova) Captain America x Peggy Cyclops x Jean Grey Iron Man x Peper Magneto x Mystic Spider-Man x Gwen Spider-Man x Mary Jane
NarutoMinato x Kushina Nagato x Konan Naruto x Hinata Obito x Rin Sai x Ino Sasuke x Sakura Shikamaru x Temari Suigetsu x Karin
NisekoiRaku x Chitoge
PersonaAkihiko x Female Protagonist Akihiko x Mitsuru Ken x Female Protagonist Junpei x Chidori Minato (Male Protagonist) x Aigis Minato (Male Protagonist) x Female Protagonist Minato (Male Protagonist) x Mitsuru Minato (Male Protagonist) x Yukari Shinjiro x Female Protagonist
Ranma 1/2Ranma x Shampoo Ranma x Ukyo
Resident EvilChris x Jill Jake x Sherry Leon x Ada Leon x Claire Wesker x Alexia
Star WarsAnakin x Padmé Ezra x Sabine Han x Leia Kanan x Hera Lux x Asoka
Star Wars (Legends/EU)Anakin Solo x Tahiri Ben x Vestara Jacen x Tenel Ka Jag x Jaina Luke x Mara
VikingsBjorn x Þórunn Floki x Helga Ragnar x Lagertha Rollo x Siggy
VocaloidKAITO x Luka
The Walking DeadCarl x Beth Daryl x Beth Daryl x Carol Glenn x Maggie Rick x Lori
Warriors Series (Koei)Cao Pi x Zhenji Nagamasa x Oichi Noboyuki x Ina Nobunaga x Nō Orochi x Da Ji Yukimura x Ina
XoverJack Frost x Elsa
Fanfics That I Really Like X)
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake
A Life to Serve by Low Candela
The Last Human by Ruby Sword
Avatar: Last Airbender
Morality Chain by Pureauthtor
Plumber's Charm by Tempest Dash
Spell Illusion by Half-Ghost
After The Show by turbomagnus
Compass by turbomagnus
Phantom And McLain by DanPhan1324
Repeated Fanning by turbomagnus
Unexpected Royalty by CyberActors15
Under the Moonlit Sky by Tork28XCV
Under the Moonlit Sky III by Tork28XCV
Under the Moonlit Sky Part Two by Tork28XCV
Final Fantasy I-VI
A New Dawn - Final Fantasy V novelization by KingNothing497
Beneath the Guise by Snow Duchess
Not With a Whimper by Snow Duchess
Sins of the Past by Snow Duchess
Cinders by FroZehn
How to Train Your Dragon
Becoming Lífþrasir by Midoriko-sama
Cheating Death by BlueberryToasterTart
The Choice by reens
The Dragon's King by ButterflyKika
Fall from Grace by El Limefred
Meeting at Iðavöllr by Midoriko-sama
Sacrifices by thaipothetical
Seize My Heart by oh-you-pretty-things
To Boldly Flee by John Mccallistair
Valka's Apprentice by Stormdragonrider
Winter in Líf's Holt by Midoriko-sama
League of Legends
Coming Home by Shadow Dreamz
Killing Him Softly by TehDARKTemplar
Darkness Falls on Valoran by TalonIbnLaAhad
She Will Never Know by TehDARKTemplar
True Strength by TehDARKTemplar
Left 4 Dead
The Deserter by pvt jim
The Blue-Eyed Fox by RyoshiMorino
Fox and Flutes by SaiyanWarrior200
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger
Samsara: He Who Will Establish Peace and Order by DiLost
Yellow and Red makes by Digitize27
Bubble Bath by FanfictionForSantana
Pancakes by Thegoldenlock
Piecing the Fragments by Wrathie Winsre
Star Wars: Fate of the Jedi: Culmination by Electricboa
Rise of the Guardians & Frozen Xover
Child of Winter Solstice by windstruck07
The Guardian Games: The Odds of Five by SharKohen
Intertwined by Sailor Fayth 09
Of Cold Appearances and Warm Hearts by ClearEyes
To Thaw a Heart by justcallmefaye
Copy & Paste
- Asuma Sarutobi taught us that children are the world's future, and are worth protecting with our lives.
- Choji Akimichi taught us that it only takes one true friend who believes and trusts you with their live to find the hidden confidence in ourselves that makes us truly strong.
- Gaara of the Sand taught us that the reason we are so strong is because we love and care for others.
- Haku taught us that when a person has something important to protect, that is when they can truly become strong.
- Hinata Hyuga taught us that we can become stronger if we believe in ourselves and look up to someone strong.
- Hiruzen Sarutobi (The 3rd Hokage) taught us leaders will protect the people and places they love at the cost of their lives.
- Itachi Uchiha taught us the ultimate sacrifice for the greater good is more important.
- Jiraiya (Pervy Sage) taught us to continue to find a way for people to fully understand each other peacefully.
- Kakashi Hatake taught us that working as a team is the most important part of a shinobi squad.
- Kimimaro Kaguya taught us that everyone eventually will have a purpose in life on this Earth and without a purpose, no one would be alive.
- Konohamaru Sarutobi taught us that even though we're small and young, we have a special kind of power that can outshine even the greatest adult shinobi.
- Minato Namikaze (The 4th Hokage) taught us parents would die for their kids.
- Nagato taught us that pain forces kids to grow up fast, and that war has the worst effect on kids.
- Naruto Uzumaki taught us to never give up, and live life to it's fullest, no matter what.
- Neji Hyuga taught us that we have the power to change our destiny even if things don't go right.
- Obito Uchiha taught us that even after a lifetime of warped and horrific sins and no matter how deep you have fallen into the pit of darkness, your heart still has the ability to repent for your mistakes in life.
- Rock Lee taught us hard work can beat smarts even if it takes years to get to that point and that trying your best is important but not to push past limits or bad things will happen.
- Sai taught us that if you live without feelings, it isn't worth it to live.
- Sakura Haruno taught us that even if we are not as strong as other people, we can still be supportive and help others reach their dreams.
- Sasuke Uchiha taught us that when we fall into hard times and darkness, we need a real friend to pull us back from it.
- Shikamaru Nara taught us that power and strength isn't everything, and sometimes smartness and wit can defeat someone stronger than you.
- Yamato taught us that no matter where you are from or what your legacy is, you are still a human being and you deserve to be treated that way against all odds.
There are way more characters that I will add later. Feel free to tell more characters in the reply section below and I will add them A.S.A.P!
Masashi Kishimoto, thank you, for the most inspirational manga story that will help us through life; the good, the bad, and everything else!
P.S. A small amount of these life lessons was copy/pasted so please no haters saying "stop copying others stuff u nasty piece of scum that is stupid as YOUR MOM" because like Taylor Swift always said, THE HATERS GONNA HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE BABY!!
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
ZODIAC SIGNS (Bold your Zodiac Sign) -
AQUARIUS - The Slut
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
PISCES - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
LEO - The Cool One
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
CANCER - The Smart One.
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
ARIES- The Irresistible One
Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.
TAURUS- The Aggressive One
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
LIBRA - The Partner for Life
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
CAPRICORN - The Cute One
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One
Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
VIRGO- The Promiscuous One
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
GEMINI - The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):
YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):
YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):
Pink Hot Chocolate
YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's or father's middle name):
YOUR GOTH NAME (Black, your first pet's name)
YOUR SURFER NAME(middle name plus bro/bra):
YOUR USERNAME(your username, duh):
YOUR REALITY SHOW NAME(your nickname plus 's life):
Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Loves to smile and laugh
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Has gorgeous eyes
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the sh*t out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times
Trisha: A very good kisser, Good girlfriend, Has gorgeous eyes, Cute, Easy to fall in love with, Hot (haha)
WHAT A KISS MEANS
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"
What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
Picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"
--Advice-- Dont ask for a kiss, take one If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Girls Don't Realize These Things
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you,
instead of at a club
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat,
only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours,
instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
that you can't realize..
I've been the one all along.
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care
But most of all
For not being sorry anymore
That you can't accept me for who I am
I can never do anything right,
and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it,
I thought that was what friends were for...
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
That I cared
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
What A Boyfriend Should Do:
When she walks away mad...
When she stares at your mouth...
When she pushes you or hits you...
Grab her and don't let go.
When she's quiet...
Ask her what's wrong.
When she ignores you...
Give her you FULL attention.
When she pulls away...
Pull her back.
When you see her at her worse...
Tell her she is beautiful.
When you see her start to cry...
Just hold her and don't say a word.
When you see her walking...
Sneak up from behind and hug her waist from behind.
When she's scared...
When she lays her head on your shoulder...
Tilt her head up and kiss her.
When she steals your favorite hat...
Let her keep it and sleep with it for the night.
When she teases you...
Tease her back and make her laugh.
When she doesn't answer you for a long time...
Reassure her that everything is alright.
When she looks at you with doubt..
Back yourself up.
When she says that she likes you...
She really does...more than you understand.
When she grabs at your hand...
Hold hers and play with her fingers.
When she bumps into you..
Bump her back and make her laugh.
When she tells you a secret...
Keep it safe and untold.
When she looks into your eyes...
Don't look away until she does.
When she misses you...
She's hurting inside.
When you break her heart...
The pain NEVER really goes away.
When she says 'it's over'...
She still wants you to be hers.
When she re-posts this bulletin...
She WANTS you to read it.
Stay on the phone with her...
Even if she's not saying anything.
When she's mad...
Hug her tight and don't let go.
When she says she okay...
Don't believe her and talk about it because 10 years from now...
she will remember you.
Call her at 12:00...
Just to tell her you love her.
Call her before you sleep and...
after you wake up.
Treat her like...
she's ALL that matters to you.
and let her tease you back.
Stay up with her All night when she's sick and watch her favorite TV show or Movie with her...
even if you think it is stupid.
Give her the world...
and let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and alone...
Hang out with her.
Let her know how important she is to you...
and kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up to you crying the first thing you say is...
"Who's ass am I kicking, babe?"
If you post this in the next four minutes...
The one you love will:
I want a guy...
Who calls you beautiful instead of HOT.
Who calls you back when you hang up on him.
Who will stay awake just to see you sleep.
The boy who kisses your forehead.
Who wants to show you off to the world.
Who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Who thinks you're just as pretty without make-up on.
The one who is constantly reminding you of HOW MUCH HE CARES ABOUT YOU and how lucky he is to have you.
Copy and paste this to your profile if...
You believe that you deserve a guy like this.
You believe that there is a perfect for you out there.
You believe in True love.
My prince doesn't wear shiny armor.
My prince doesn't sparkle either.
Why Do Boys Fall In Love With Girls?
(This was written by a guy) (Don't break this, its so sweet! :)
1. They always smell good even if its just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when their asleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms.
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even though its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we won't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt anymore.
26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they became everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of mind but of the heart. A feeling.
Hmmm...What Else to Say...
Until Next Time :)