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This makes 7 years now. I will never write anything, and I'm fine with that. Good memories of this place and that's enough for me.

A GOOD WAY TO TELL A FRIEND FROM A BEST FRIEND

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKIN' AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only for a short while.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will always be like "well you deserve better".
BEST FRIENDS: Will prank call him and say " you'll die in 7 days"

FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say "its becuase your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!

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What Do You Want? by polenicus reviews
After the failed wedding attempt, Akane calls it quits. Now Nabiki is saddled with a morose Ranma. Rather than get caught in the crossfire between his other fiancees, she decides to try and help the pig-tailed martial artist figure out what HE wants (Warnings: Harem, implied Incest)
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 501,978 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 10h - Published: 1/18/2017 - [Ranma, Nabiki] Akane, Ryoga
Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 282 - Words: 1,763,797 - Reviews: 14186 - Favs: 6,648 - Follows: 6,093 - Updated: 9/18 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Flight Of The Jokers Wild Revised by CSS Stravag reviews
Jokers Wild Set 2, replaces Destiny. Chapter 18 UP! Now permanently marooned in Cosmic Era timeline, the Task Force Jokers Wild settles into the derelict L4 colonies and sets up a homeland for the disenfranchised. The Second Bloody Valentine War begins with a nuclear exchange, but shall be writ on the surface of Terra in a clash of beliefs that will shake the Cosmic Era.
Crossover - Mechwarrior/Battletech & Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 403,550 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/11 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Lunamaria H., W. Sutherland, OC
Archangel's Amazing Adventures by CSS Stravag reviews
Mass Crossover fic. Chapter 49 UP! Powerful magic draws the Archangel and the ZAFT Creuset Team into a world of magic and intrigue like nothing imagined by the straight-laced CE residents. Their battles on Cephiro are only the beginning of their nightmarish journey as they give Odysseus a run for his money in the 'bizarre trip home' category...
Crossover - Vandread & Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 825,824 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 8/17/2007 - [Murrue R., Mu L. F.] Athrun Z.
Megaman Legends: Love Heist by Traingham reviews
Welcome to Love Heist. Memories of a forgotten past weave a timeless romance, while troubled hearts beat in the present. Such circumstances hold deeper meanings,however, as they take Megaman beyond the boundaries of imagination and the wonders of legend.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 168,399 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Mega Man Trigger, Sera, Yuna
Sigma Mercenaries 0001R: Initial Public Offering REVISED by CSS Stravag reviews
Sigma Mercenaries Mainline story beginning, REVISED EDITION. When an unknown train lands on the vegetable garden of an American Militiaman, and the happenings in the train are revealed to be wildly messed up, four Americans swing into action to save lives and bring order to chaos. Along the way, they will meet a very odd and diverse cast of peeps from all over Existence.. (Rated M)
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 294,407 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 1/23/2015
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 195,256 - Reviews: 6428 - Favs: 12,793 - Follows: 14,738 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Once More, With Feeling by Illusor Meaneld reviews
If you could start your life over, knowing how things could turn out, what would you do differently? Cloud is offered this chance, and tries to change the future, but he quickly discovers that fate and destiny play a high stakes game.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 158,170 - Reviews: 3194 - Favs: 3,737 - Follows: 3,944 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
An Incomplete Potter Collection by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 250,723 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 9/15/2012
Multimage Chronicles: The Legend of The Founding by CSS Stravag reviews
MMC Set 1, mass crossover fic. A wizard is sent on a cross-dimesnional campaign at the behest of the Fates to help stop the war Ragnarok. His campaign will begin in one place, but will cross thousands of dimensions in an effort to stop the inevitable. Before the expansion, though, that wizard has a planet to contend with before he pushes outward... (Story Complete!)
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 492,182 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Complete
The Gunslinger by Nataku's Wrath reviews
Vincent Valentine: A hero of legend, sleeping through time. What happens when he wakes up in Spira to find a new terror destroying the land and a new group of heroes asking for his help? Final Fantasy VII x X crossover. Read and Review!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 259,093 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 7/19/2006
A Soul of Fire by Satire Swift reviews
It has been five years since the horrors of the Fifth Holy Grail War, and Shirou Kotomine, Executor of the Church, is being sent to Shin Tokyo to oversee the area. When a series of happenstances cause him to find his birth family and a secret battle royale between alien babes, he decides to do what he does best. Let's just hope there's a city after he's done. An In Flight spin off.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 272,640 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 2,498 - Follows: 2,258 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Nero, Shirou K./Shirou Tokisada Amakusa, No. 01/Miya A., No. 06/Homura - Complete
A Horse With No Name by JonaBee reviews
Kiss of death, kiss of marriage, kissed by a witch... Wait, what's that last one? They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Ranma only wanted to help. Now she's a magical girl. See what we mean?
Crossover - Ranma & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,796 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 5/27/2016 - Published: 4/19/2015 - Ranma, Kyubey, Homura A.
Neko-chan's Pawprints by Vixen Tail reviews
A companion fic for Déjà vu no Jutsu, filling in the blanks for certain parts not covered by the main story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,028 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 4/27/2016 - Published: 9/18/2014
Ghost in the Machine by Zenthisoror reviews
There's something in the Shinra computer system that doesn't belong to the time. Accidentally sent back into the past as an artificial intelligence, the ghost in the machine is not happy, but what can be done but make good of a bad situation? (Time-travel!Cloud)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,127 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Cloud S.
God Slayer DxD by Ten-Faced Paladin reviews
An Eighth King rises up. He takes up residence in Kuoh and soon discovers that there is much more to the supernatural than just Heretic Gods. Devils, Fallen Angels, it's a wide world out there and he's just scratching the surface. OC Main Character.
Crossover - High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 155,261 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 7/25/2015
A Demon Among Devils by The Crimson Lord reviews
Igor had asked him to die for the world. She would ask him to die for her. Problem was, he didn't really like dying, not for a second time, at least.
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 285,578 - Reviews: 4507 - Favs: 6,132 - Follows: 5,593 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Minato A./Makoto Y.
The Truth Decays by Marz1 reviews
Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,947 - Reviews: 2908 - Favs: 4,897 - Follows: 5,463 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7146 - Favs: 13,481 - Follows: 15,178 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Lighting the Path by Michael Weyer reviews
When her Viper explodes, Kara Thrace finds herself recruited to a Corps that can lead to Earth and its special protectors. Crossover with DC Comics.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,322 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 2/8/2009
Ashikabi No Shinobi by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Unable to move onto the next life, Uzumaki Naruto travels the world. He comes back to Japan, the place where Konoha once stood, and soon finds himself sucked into a game of battling busty women. It all started when a girl fell on top of him. Literally.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 645,490 - Reviews: 6020 - Favs: 7,986 - Follows: 6,279 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Chance Encounters by Rain Seaker reviews
Harry meets the members of the Avengers at different times throughout his life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,374 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 5,122 - Follows: 2,491 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Hope Comes to Brockton Bay by ack1308 reviews
Worm is a dark world, a grim world. Everything is gritty, everyone has an agenda. The world itself is spiraling toward ruin. Enter Hope. She's just a nice kid with a unique set of superpowers, who only wants to help people. But will she have enough of an effect on the world to stave off disaster? Only time will tell. NOTE: Hope is an original character, created using the GURPS RPG.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 127 - Words: 527,351 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Skitter, Panacea, Danny H., OC - Complete
The Friend of my Enemy by Mercaba reviews
A spring rain and a short walk bring Shinji to the the attention of a young woman that changes not only his destiny but the lives of all the staff of Nerv
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 299,057 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Shinji I. - Complete
The Ninth Sekirei Pillar by Arthain reviews
The Elemental Nations are in ruins, the villages are destroyed, and the last of the Shinobi are on the run. Naruto's last ditch effort to stop Madara lands him and his last companion in a new world. A world in which a brutal tournament is taking place and the prize could mean the total destruction of both this new world, and his old one.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 699,733 - Reviews: 3092 - Favs: 3,130 - Follows: 2,378 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Naruto U., No. 01/Miya A., No. 07/Akitsu, No. 08/Yume - Complete
Monsters of the Wilds by gabriel blessing reviews
Song Jae Gu was a bitter young man when he met her, the girl in snake skin boots. It was a meeting that would shape his life. And many years later, the girls of the Wilds would meet him as well. Him and the Monster Lord beside him. It was probably the strangest meeting the Queen would ever have too. But whether the most important meeting was Jae Gu or Alice, well, that's a mystery
Crossover - Misc. Games & Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,466 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Girls of the Wild's/소녀더와일즈
Ship of the Line: Humanities Loss by Methos2523 reviews
When Ethan's Halloween spell changes the world drastically for Xander and Ms Calendar, the dynamic of the scoobies, and the world, is forever changed with the introduction of technology and races that should never have existed in their world...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & StarTrek: Other - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,924 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 625 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Xander H.
Reaper's Origin by prometheus55 reviews
After the battle with the Collectors, the Normandy tries to return to the Terminus systems. Unfortunately things don't go as planned and now the remnants of the crew must find a way home. However intentions and outcomes are rarely similar for Shepard. -ON HIATUS.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 128,713 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Shepard (F)
A Slight Misunderstanding by muishiki reviews
Ranma/X-men. Ranma does not go to NY. He doesn't even leave Tokyo. Trouble always seems to find him, though, and that trouble usually has two X chromosomes. Add a perverted JiJi, and the stage is set for a slight misunderstanding. RanmaXRogue.
Crossover - Ranma & X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,526 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Anna Marie/Rogue, Ranma