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Joined 01-15-04, id: 521842, Profile Updated: 04-13-15
Author has written 13 stories for Wolf's Rain, Juvenile Orion, IGPX, and Naruto.

Wooow. Haven't updated here in AGES. Gonna try and fix that. Yep.

Name: Em

Current works: Nothing! I haven't written fanfiction in years...I really need to fix that problem.

SO! Here's hoping I can fix up a lot of things on here, and possibly get rid of some old...not...very pretty works in my gallery of the literature variety.

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Through Fox's Eyes by Dhampir reviews
Naruto was 'abandoned' at the age of five and only survived because of Kyuubi's instincts. Eight years later, Sasuke stumbles across him and brings him back to Konoha, but will he be able to cope with society after eight years of solitude? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,862 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 2/11/2005
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,996 - Reviews: 1756 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Bookman by Dhampir72 reviews
This is the story of Bookman and how Lavi became his apprentice. It follows their hardships and adventures together throughout the years until they reach the Black Order. CHAPTER 38 ONLINE.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 235,280 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Bookman, Lavi
Transcending Time by Dhampir72 reviews
At the end of the final battle, Allen Walker was set in stone for all eternity. Modern day, his reincarnated lover awakens him, giving them the second chance they would have never had. Lavi/Allen. Chapter 14 FINALLY online!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,155 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Allen Walker, Lavi
Going Commando: A Documentary by evilsockofghana reviews
Little episodes from the life and times of Team Gai. Part of the Documentary Stories.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,763 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Gai M., Lee R.
AlphonseImmortal by MusicalRileyChan reviews
A brother's bond is one like no other. But after what is thought as Alphonse's death, what trials and tribulations await after his return? WARNING: Incest wbad guysAnd some EdWinry, RoyRiza for all you lovers out there.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,858 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
On The Care And Feeding Of Humans by Vaeru reviews
Transformers AU. Juxtaposition side story. So you think you're ready for a human all your own, but do you know how to care for one? ... Ratchet and Wheeljack are doing their best to figure it out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,646 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Teach me by Nebiru reviews
New lives, new dangers... new choices are being made, and death is just round the corner. Never stop, or it might bite you. Yaoi: TsumeToboe, KibaHige.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,350 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Tsume, Toboe - Complete
Mana by artbug reviews
Mana Walker is 36 and leading an average life, living in a small apartment, lusting after his secretary and hating his job. His life will be changed forever when he finds a boy hiding in an alley.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,720 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Colors of Life and Death: Book 1 by Songbird21 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are honorary brothers, but Naruto is taken by Orochimaru. Through Oro's gruesome torture, Naruto's chakra will begin to change into something only ever heard of...in legends. NaruHina, SakuLee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,143 - Reviews: 2339 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Shadow Puppets by Wolf-of-Words reviews
[Oneshot] When Lavi gets bored, Kanda loses brain cells. And respect for his fellow Exorcists.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Rain by Dhampir72 reviews
[Allencentric.] A storm plagues headquarters. And Allen. Too bad everyone's too busy to notice. Well...except one person. Slight LaviAllen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
Call Me Selfish by Ooshii Kurai reviews
After Naruto is injured during supposed class D mission, the Kyuubi's seal starts to disappear. Can Iruka, for the sake of Konoha, do what no one else can and kill his former pupil? Or will the Kyuubi destroy Naruto and Konoha first? DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,554 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Iruka U., Naruto U.
Lost on the Road of Life by Kurai Malik reviews
After the kyuubi's attack, two young shinobi watch over baby Naruto. One because of a promise, the other because it's their job. RR!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,556 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 2/27/2005
Into Sakura's Lair by ohwhatsherface reviews
While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
30 Ways To Make Inner Hinata Appear by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
30 ways to drive Hyuuga Hinata crazy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Hinata H. - Complete
Your Future by Fly Away 2003 reviews
You, Gaara, and a dark alley. Sounds wierd? That's because it is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Gaara - Complete
The Village Hidden in the Lemon Peels by KalliopeStarmist reviews
After an attack on their friends, Naruto and Sasuke seek vengence from the infamous Writer Ninjas of Lemongakure. Joined by Zabuza and his li'l friend Haku, they have to hurry, because things are heating up in Konoha, and they may be its only hope.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,822 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
Gaara Gets A Cold by Dilly-Oh reviews
Gaara gets sick, and it's up to Temari and Kankuro to show him that they care. A cute, short story featuring Gaara and his siblings. Aww...Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Angels dark and light by Raeshiel reviews
Omi's past was forgotten and deemed unimportant. But his secrets, deadly ones, are coming back to haunt him. And now Schwarz wants to use that secret for themselves. The question is no longer if Omi will survive, but if his friends will. YxK Ox?
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,437 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Omi T., Aya/Ran F.
30 Ways to Annoy Gaara by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
The highly anticipated continuation of the 30 Ways series! Also called, 30 Things not to Do Around Gaara if you Value Your Life
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Through Stitches by firefly reviews
A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 94 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
FuriAmeriKuri by TheFuriKuriPenguin reviews
Meh. Title sucks. Not going to bother with the summary. Better than my other story. Please read. Please review. SALVATION IS UPON US! CHAPTER 2 FINALLY UP!
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 8/24/2005
Surreal by Hitachiin-kun reviews
KandaxAllen. Allen was injured during a mission, and now that it's over, he has to walk through a snowstorm with the bittermouthed man. What is he to do? ShonenAi.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/9/2005
Trick or Pocky? by firefly reviews
Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005
Warmth by Henrika reviews
Ed has developed hypothermia after falling off a cliff during a chimera battle. Follows the events that led to the fall and Roy, Riza, and Al's quest to bring Ed back around. RoyRiza in last chapter. Completed!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,464 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/21/2005 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Tears For The Dead by dave-d reviews
Short angsty oneshot with a twist. Naruto sitting on the cliff after suffering more than one nasty shock. He's not contemplating suicide, is he?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Complete
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Midnight Snack by SaturnOolaa reviews
Back in Hidden Sand, Kankurou and Temari... are starting to worry about Gaara's eating habits. The question is, why? Spoilers up to the end of the Chuunin Exams.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Behind the Scenes — Behind the Seal by XD reviews
Since both the sealer and the sealed are trapped in eternal limbo together, there must be something more to Naruto's being than we're being let into. D'oh?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama
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Chilly reviews
One-shot. Shonen-ai NaruSasu. Naruto's POV. Naruto just wants Sasuke to look at him...show his emotion...he wants to admit his feelings and hear Sasuke's as well.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
WalMart Adventure reviews
Squad 7 and the Sand Sibs are on a harmless trip to WalMart. But they soon find that WalMart isn't the lovely store they thought it was...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,391 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
Rain All Day reviews
NaruSaku. Just a normal day after training. Nothing any different, except for how Sakura is starting to see Naruto. Maybe all it took was the rain for her to say how she felt. Rating for slight intimacy. Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
Heaven Forbid reviews
Naruto, feeling his life is not safe in Konoha, tries to run away from his village, only to get lost in the forest. But then, a strange frog riding man comes and takes him back. Should Naruto be happy or angry? Slight AU and only slight angst
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,108 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Silver Leaf reviews
During a special festival in Konoha, Naruto and Hinata find some time together. NaruHina, and sorry for it being really short....
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete
The KMart Incident reviews
Seqeul to WalMart Adventure. It's Christmas time in Konoha and Naruto, Sakura, and the members of Team Gai must go to KMart to gather toys for the children. But what evil awaits them in the depths of the store? Maybe...Martha Stewart?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2006
Collection reviews
Drabble, humor. A collection of shorts purely for amusement. There will be more shorts later, sorry. Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2006
Thank You reviews
Oneshot. Temari wants her youngest brother to know that she's there for him. Could contain spoilers for those who don't know about the Naruto Gaara fight
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
Move Along reviews
Iruka must take care of baby Naruto, even if he doesn't want to. But he soon comes to find he cares for him.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/5/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Complete
A Council of Perverts reviews
Just a really quick one shot, humor fic, in which Jiraiya, Yondaime, and Kakashi have fun at a Chinese restaurant might be spoilers for those who dont know who Yondaime is
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Complete
Memories reviews
After an accident, Takeshi gets amnesia. Will he remember what he has lost? Updated
IGPX - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 12/6/2005
The Cure reviews
UPDATED! Hige becomes seriously ill, but no one knows how. Can they find the cure? pg for future chapters with possible language
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,413 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 9/20/2004
The Completely Pointless Juvenile Orion Fan Fic reviews
Yea, the title says it. Sorry if any OOC appears. This is for pure entertainment. Nothing serious to it
Juvenile Orion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2005