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put me in coach, i'm ready to play reviews
Emma is the new head of PR for the Pittsburgh Pirates and her first task is to get playboy shortstop Killian Jones under control. Shameless CS AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,167 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 4/3 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Sway With Me reviews
Emma Swan hires escort Killian Jones to accompany her to a wedding where her ex will be. Captain Swan Wedding Date AU. One Shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/1 - Emma S.
Everything has its wonders (even darkness and silence) reviews
Hook has his voice taken by a witch who deals in fear. Established captain swan one-shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Whipped reviews
In which Hook and Robin are rightly afraid of their women. Captain Swan/Outlaw Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 2/8 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Robin Hood, The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor reviews
Captain Swan AU. Killian and Emma knew each other in middle school before she was taken away to a new foster home. They meet each other again years later as neighbors in an apartment complex. Contains smut.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,966 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 3/13 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Chin Up, Buttercup reviews
An association drabble a day - countdown to the start of 3b. A collection of one word prompts including strip-poker, hair, tattoos, touch, and more.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,915 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 3/1 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Mismatched Socks reviews
In which Henry attempts to explain his crazy family to his girlfriend. Oh, and she doesn't know they are fairy tale characters. Captain Swan, Snowing, Tinkerfire, Outlaw Queen, Rumpbelle, Snowing.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/28 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Henry Mills - Complete
just close your eyes (the sun is going down) reviews
Hook is having nightmares. Emma tries to help. Captain Swan one-shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Real or Not Real reviews
Hook helps Emma remember which of her memories are real and which are not. Prompted on tumblr from the famous Hunger Games scene.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9 - Emma S. - Complete
Sea and Sky, Sun and Stars reviews
Killian and his history with 'I love you'. From the tumblr prompt: I'd love to see a fic about how long it's been since Hook last heard the words "I love you" from someone who meant it. It can be in whatever situation you like.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7 - Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Emma S. - Complete
come morning light (you and i'll be safe and sound) reviews
AU Hunger Games Crossover – Emma and Killian attend the Reaping. One Shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/5 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Where You Stay, I Will Stay reviews
A series of unrelated Captain Swan one-shots inspired by prompts submitted on Tumblr. May or may not include an experience with Hook and the Home Shopping Network.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,362 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
I Would Have reviews
Killian is told he is going to die. Emma refuses to acknowledge it and won't let him say goodbye. Established relationship Captain Swan – takes place in the future.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/23 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
It's Not Your Eyes reviews
The Wicked Witch tortures Killian for information using Emma's face. It breaks him. Captain Swan angst.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/11 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Round and Round reviews
Emma is a princess in the Enchanted Forest. Killian works in the kitchens. They are best friends and Emma is desperately trying to convince herself that's all she feels towards him. Lieutenant Duckling (Young!Emma/Killian) AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,295 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Calm Me Down, Bring Me Back reviews
When the Wicked Witch of the West goes after Hook, Emma is surprised by her reaction. Captain Swan one-shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Talking To The Moon reviews
Tumblr Prompt - Prompt for lovingcaptainswan: Emma finds out that she might be pregnant with twins and as soon as Killian finds out, he begins acting strangely. Captain Swan angst/fluff.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Body Shot reviews
Bartender Killian comes in to the diner where Emma works every night after his shift. On the night Emma has off, she decides to visit him at the bar. AU one-shot. Rated M. (It's called Body Shot, y'all.)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Emma S. - Complete
Come Lay Beside Me reviews
Spoilers. Hook is trying to get comfortable on the deck of the Jolly Roger. Emma seeks him out.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Frolic and Play, the Eskimo Way reviews
When a snow storm hits Storybrooke, Emma decides to check in on Hook to make sure he's keeping warm. Pure Captain Swan holiday fluff (smuff? Maybe? I never know).
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Take A Breath, Make A Wish reviews
Mary Margaret surprises Emma on her birthday, only Emma had no idea it was her birthday. Her actual birthday. She seeks refuge in a certain pirate's liquor store. Starts as angst, but ends in fluff.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Candy Cane Kisses reviews
Unapologetic Captain Swan Holiday Fluff- Hook really likes Candy Canes. Emma really likes to watch him eat Candy Canes.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
So Cold reviews
While moving through the forest in Neverland, Emma is forced to relive every painful moment in her life, while everyone else watches. One-shot Captain Swan angst.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Let Your Power Shine reviews
"They sit in silence for a moment, staring at the black TV screen. She can feel Henry staring at her, his gaze boring into her skull. Killian twitches next to her and she shoots him a look. He gives her a slow grin and raises both his eyebrows." Emma agrees to watch Tangled. Fluffy fluff, hints of CS.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Henry Mills - Complete