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Joined 10-09-13, id: 5221789, Profile Updated: 11-20-14
Author has written 8 stories for Ninja Turtles, X-Men, X-Men: The Movie, and Frozen.

my name is Dantée J

my friends call me DJ or Raph

I am almost 16

(and b4 you even ask YES im a GIRL i know it can be hard 2 tell if u cant see me.
dont ask me why my mom named me after a GUY poet cause i dont know)

I am Ukrainian Catholic
(and if ur one of those idiots that thinx all Christians are uptight losers well, thats YOUR problem)

I live in Canada

I have 4 younger brothers and a 3 year old sister

my fav animals are cats!!!
I had a cat named treasure but she was hit by a car in spring 2013 :(

I also luv turtles (especially the mutated kind!!!)

I am very artistic

I luv 2 read comix!!!
MARVEL comix that is, the only DC character I like is Batman the rest of them suck!

they are 2 happy-happy joy-joy marvel is MUCH more realistic (no offense DC fans)

my mom and brother say im OBSESSED with the ninja turtles but im not OBSESSED I'm DEDICATED!!!


I luv 2:sew,sing,dance,paint,draw,read,write,watch movies and ride my bike

what i want to be when i grow up:

actress,singer,artist,writer (please review my storys and tell me if im any good!)

fav accents: Brooklyn accent!!!,Australian,Irish

fav tv show: TMNT(2003 was my fav but the 2012 comes close 2nd)

fav movies: the Avengers,Spiderman(all of em),Tangled,Stand By Me, Robots, TMNT (2007),Frozen,The Princess Bride, Rise of the Guardians, Wreck it Ralph, Pirates of the Caribbean (all of 'em!),Fifth Element, Les Miserables... (argg! so many awesome movies!!!)

fav Marvel movies: The Avengers, Thor, Iron Man, Captain America 2, Thor 2, X2

fav songs: Ninja Rap, Inner Ninja, How Bad Can I Be?, Stand by me, Walk like an Egyptian, Lollipop, Somebody that I used to Know,Let it Go, Mother knows Best, Smells Like Teen Spirit, Bohemian Rhapsody,

fav actor(s): Jim Carrey, Tom Hiddleston, Robin Williams, Johnny Depp, Nicholas Cage ,River Pheonix, Steve Carrell, Hugh Jackman

Top 6 Hottest Cartoon guys:

1:Raphael Hamato (TMNT)

2: Jack Frost (RotG)

3: Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert (Tangled)

4: The Once-Ler (the Lorax)

5: Kurt Wagner (xmen Evolution, and in general)

6: Guy (The Croods)

Top 10 Hottest NonCartoon Guys From Movies:

1: Captain Jack Sparrow (PotC)

2: Chris Chambers (Stand By Me)

3: Hamlet (Hamlet)

4: Loki (Thor,Thor 2, The Avengers)

5: Neo (The Matrix)

6: Teddy (Stand By Me)

7: Prince Caspian (Narnia: Prince Caspian)

8: Clint Barton/Hawkeye (The Avengers)

9: Han Solo (Star Wars)

10: Westley (Princess Bride)

fav ninja turtle: Raph

guy i most want 2 marry: Raph

fav nonturtle TMNT character: Casey Jones

fav superhero: Spiderman

top 3 fav superheroes: Spiderman,Hawkeye,Nightcrawler

top 6 fav superheroes: Spiderman,Hawkeye,Nightcrawler,Captain America,Wolverine,Daredevil

fav superhero team: Avengers,New Avengers

stuff that ticks me off: people who start a fanfic and don't finish it, people who think TMNT is lame and childish (it is so not!) people who DON'T REVIEW WHEN THEY READ MY STORYS! *hint hint*

other stuff that ticks me off: 2012 Donnie being in love with April wts(what the shell) Casey and April belong together *sighs dreamily* so back off Donnie!

Random Thought: Mikey is soooo adorable with freckles!!!


March,2014:

I went to a Retreat, and when I went to Mass I left my purse downstairs...

guess what?!

some JackA$$ stole my purse!!!!

from a CHURCH!!!!

AND IT HAD MY CAMERA IN IT!!!!!

*sits down breathing heavily*

as you can see, I'm a little pissed off...


A poem about abortion:

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


Best part EVA! in 'The Croods':

Guy: no! dont eat him! he's my pet!

Gran: pet? whats a pet?

Guy: an animal you dont eat.

Gran: ha! we call those 'Children'


RIP Robin Williams. if you think world lost someone irreplaceable on Aug,11,2014, copy and paste this onto your profile page

if you LOVE Nicholas Cage Freakouts copy and paste this onto your profile page

Nostalgia Critic is awesome!!! if you agree copy and paste this onto your profile page

if you're part of Loki's Army, copy and paste this to your profile

if u think CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow is awesome copy and paste this onto ur profile page

if u think Jack the monkey is REALLY annoying copy and paste this onto ur profile page

if you think Pirates of the Carribean would be BO-RING without Jack Sparrow copy and paste this onto ur profile

if you think Will and Elizabeth had the coolest wedding EVER copy and paste this onto ur profile page

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Rhino the hamster is BE-awesome! if u agree copy and paste this onto ur profile page

if u like Han solo better than Indianna Jones copy and paste this onto ur profile page

if you think Guy from 'The Croods' is the hottest prehistoric guy ever, and you wish modern guys looked hat good, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Jacksfilms is great, but Your Grammar Sucks is awesome!!! if you agree copy and paste this onto your profile page

Smosh was awesome!!!! if you're still loyal to them, despite their recent Failures, copy and paste this onto your profile page

Finebros forever!!!! if you love REACT episodes, copy and paste this onto your profile page


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copy and paste this onto ur profile if u think Loki from the movies is hot but Loki from the comix is U.G.L.Y


Captain America: met two gods, still a Christian

Iron Man: met two gods, still an Atheist

The Hulk: met two gods, beat the crap out of both of them XD


Copy and paste this onto ur profile if you like Captain America and ur not even American

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up ALL NIGHT watching Kim Possible episodes at a sleepover, copy and paste this into your profile.

copy and paste this onto ur profile if you just lost the game


TMNT copy and pastes:

if you think Raphael is the hottest Ninja Turtle EVER copy and paste this onto ur profile page

if you've ever wondered why everyone thinks Leo is a horrible cook and blows up toasters since there's nothing in the show that even suggest that copy and paste this onto ur profile page

if u figured out that the reason everyone thinks Leo is a horrible cook is the simple fact that he is WAY too perfect and we need him to be bad at something copy and paste this onto ur profile page

if u ever wondered who the first person to write about Don being addicted to coffee in their fanfiction is (since the show(s) have never shown him drinking coffee) and you wish one of YOUR ideas would be in 75 percent of TMNT fanfictions copy and paste this onto ur profile page

if u luv Casey Jones copy and paste this onto ur profile

2k3 Casey Jones is the best!!! (1987 Casey is insane and 2012 Casey is an ugly idiot so far) if u agree copy and paste this onto ur profile

Casey Jones kix butt!!! copy and paste this onto ur profile if u agree!

if u loved Casey Jones the Movie copy and paste this onto ur profile

if you HATE how Casey Jones looks/acts in TMNT 2012 S2 copy and paste this onto ur profile

If you still like TMNT and are in double digits, copy and paste this in your profile.

copy and paste this onto ur profile if one of your siblings is named after one of the Ninja Turtles (my 6 year old brothers name is Michelangelo)

copy and paste this onto ur profile if u noticed that the two turtles named after Archangels are Raphael and Michelangelo

copy and paste this onto ur profile if u thought that was really funny since Raph and Mikey are both the opposite of angelic! XD

if u think 2k3 Raphs Brooklyn accent is sooo awesome and by far the best voice for him copy and paste this onto ur profile

if u think the only thing that would make 2k3 Raphs voice better would be if he sounded younger since in TMNT 2k3 he sounded thirty not 15 copy and paste this onto ur profile

if u noticed that the fact that Mikey has a Californian accent, Raph has a Brooklyn accent and Leo and Donnie don't have either makes absolutely no sense since they all grew up in the same place so they should all have the same accent plus they didn't grow up in Brooklyn or California copy and paste this onto ur profile

if u choose to ignore the fact that the accent thing makes no sense because Raph just isn't Raph without his awesome accent that fits him perfectly and ditto Mikey copy and paste this onto ur profile

if u are obsessed with TMNT copy and paste this on your profile

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If you have never drank, smoked, or been to rehab, copy this to your profile.

if your one of the 15 percent of teens that don't live on their cell phone...you know the drill

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

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hey peeps!

so, i've created quite a few OC's for my various TMNT fanfics but although im an artist i haven't had the time to draw most of them.

therefore i have decided to post descriptions of my OCs on my profile page and if any artists feel like drawing them for me that would be gr8!

all i ask is that you give me credit for creating the character and that you send me a link to ur artwork so i can use it as the image for my stories.

(note: some of these stories have been posted and some have not. whether its cause its the start of a sequel and I'm not done the first one or cause I'm too busy to work on yet another story. some of my fics that are not yet posted do not have their names set in stone)

BTW: all my Fanfics are based on the 2k3 series.

my TMNT FANFIC'S WITH OC'S: (so far)

Turtle Boyfriend (posted, complete)

Old and New (posted, xmen crossover, oneshot, complete)

Broken (posted)

Like Father Like Daughter (not posted)

Siblings (posted,AU)

TMNT 2nd Generation (not posted)

Eternal (not posted)

Basic Stats:

Note: all half-breed have green skin and no shell (except for Kamiko) and they also have more human faces (ie: nose, eyelashes, lips, ears, hair, normal shaped heads)

(quick note on Mai: Mai is in several different stories. Sometimes as an only child, sometimes with siblings. But she remains pretty much the same)

Mai Jones:
Dad: Casey
Mom: April
Siblings: Hunter, June (sometimes)
Hair: red (shoulder length)
Eyes: green
Mask: violet
Age: 17
SSI (Storys Shes In): turtle boyfriend, broken, TMNT 2nd Generation, Eternal

Hunter Jones:
Dad: Casey
Mom: April
Siblings: Mai, June
Hair: black (long)
Eyes: green
Mask: dark brown
Age: 14
SHI (Storys Hes In): TMNT 2nd Generation, Eternal

June Jones
Dad: Casey
Mom: April
Siblings: Mai, Hunter
nickname: JJ
Hair: black (in pigtails)
Eyes: blue
Mask: bright yellow
Age: 8

Nikki Hamato:
Husband: Raphael Hamato
Kid(s): Azrielle
Hair: choppy, short, dyed green with gold and red streaks/highlights/tips
Eyes: turquoise
Age: 16 when she met Raph, 19 when married,
SSI: turtle boyfriend, old and new, broken

Azrielle Hamato:
Dad: Raphael
Mom: Nikki
Halfbreed
Nickname: Raz
Hair: black with white streaks/highlights/tips, halfway down her back
Eyes: amber
Mask: black
Skin: emerald green
Age: 15
SSI: turtle boyfriend, old and new, broken, like father like daughter

Kazia Wagner:
Dad: Kurt Wagner (Nightcrawler)
Mom: Zip (Mutant Speedster OC)
xmen kind of Mutant not TMNT kind
nickname: Flinch
Hair: blue, chinlenth, wild and straight
Eyes: amber
Appearance: covered in blue fur, has:tail, pointy ears, fangs like her dad (basically looks like girl version of Nightcrawler), very beautiful. Powers: teleportion, superquick reflexes, VERY flexible, fast, can 'fade' so shes nearly invisible and untouchable
Age: 15
SSI: old and new, broken, like father like daughter

Kamiko Hamato:
Dad: Leonardo
Mom: Karai
Albino Half-breed
nickname: Miko
Hair: white (really long, in a braid)
Eyes: pale blue
Mask: bright green
Age: 16
SSI: TMNT 2nd Generation

Nico Hamato:
Dad: Raphael
Sibling(s): Rio
Twin half-breed
Hair: black with red streaks/tips (in need of a haircut, messy)
Eyes: gray
Mask: white
Age: 15
SHI: TMNT 2nd Generation

Rio Hamato:
Dad: Raphael
Sibling(s): Nico
Twin half-breed
Hair: black with white streaks/tips (chin length)
Eyes: gray
Mask: black
Age: 15
SSI: TMNT 2nd Generation

Mandarin Hamato:
Dad: Michelangelo
Mom: Teri
ADHD, super-hyper half-breed
nickname: Boxxi
Hair: dirty blond (short, spiky)
Eyes: bright blue
Mask: hot pink
Age: 13
SSI: TMNT 2nd Generation

Marco Wav:
Dad: Tyler
Mom: Angel
Siblings: Phoenix
Twin
nickname: Draco
Hair: was brown now orange, red and yellow
Eyes: brown
Mask: dark green
Age: 14
SHI: TMNT 2nd Generation

Phoenix Wav:
Dad: Tyler
Mom: Angel
Siblings: Marco
Twin
nickname: Nix
Hair: was brown now orange, red and yellow
Eyes: brown
Mask: reddish orange
Age: 14
SSI: TMNT 2nd Generation

Clothing:

(here's some tweaked excerpts from some of my descripions in storys for those who's clothing style and stuff i've figured out.)

Nikki: spiky green hair, tattered jeans and rumpled paint stained red shirt

Kazia 'Flinch': has a face and figure that most models and actresses would kill for.
Probably the only reason she isn't in Hollywood right now is the fact that she is covered in blue fur.
Her wild, chin length blue hair is being blown back by the wind revealing her pointed ears.
Her amber eyes twinkle with merriment her fangs are glinting in the moonlight. Her long blue tail flicks back and forth and she moves with the grace, style and confidence of a dancer or an acrobat. she is always wearing something stylish but loose and doesnt wear shoes since like Raz she has two toed feet.

Azrielle 'Raz': beautiful, just not drop dead gorgeous like Flinch.
The most striking thing about her face are the two long scars that run diagonally from the right side of her forehead to the opposite side of her chin and the scar that runs straight down from her left eyebrow over her left eye and stops just above her upper lip.
She's wearing long black gloves and a black tank top and shorts that don't even try to hide her deep green leathery skin. Her long hair is died white with black streaks, roots and tips and it goes halfway down her back.

Mandarin 'Boxxi': has a...unique sense of style. bright orange shirt, neon green leggings, bright orange sneakers with pink laces and a hot pink miniskirt that matches her hot pink mask perfectly. The hyper girl has always been drawn to bright colours and her outfits are always LOUD and clash dirty blond hair was always tangled and her bangs were always in her eyes.

Rio: black skinny jeans, a tight red tanktop and a black leather jacket that matches her brother's.
her sneakers are black with white laces she (like all the half-breeds) has a more human face (nose, lips, ears, eyelashes, oval instead of dome shaped. The only thing she doesn't have is eyebrows) She wears thick black eyeliner and mascara. Her lipstick and blush are black. her short spiky chin length black hair is dyed with white streaks and tips which really stand out. Her long slender fingers (five fingers on each hand like her mom) have fingernails painted blood red and she is the tallest Hamato in the lair. Her black mask is sleek and glossy

Nico: ripped and tattered jeans, A red t-shirt and a leather jacket. His shoes are black with red laces and unlike his sister he has three fingers on each hand. He is an inch shorter than Rio but has the same green skin and gray eyes as his sibling. His thick black hair is messy and in obvious need of a haircut. He has dyed his hair with red streaks and tips instead of white like his twin. His white mask is often torn

Kamiko: is the only half breed with a shell.
because of this she does not wear clothes only her ninja gear.
She is also the only albino.
Her leathery skin is pale and white and her shell is a pale gray.
Her pale blue eyes are hidden behind her bright green mask.
Her white hair is long and always in a tidy braid that goes half way down her back.

Mai: is tall and slender.
She has her mothers green eyes and red hair.
Hunter: is the spitting image of his father but he also has green eyes.
He is tall and gangly

Draco and Nix: both have green hoodies, worn jeans and beat up sneakers.
Like their mother they had soon grown bored of their brown hair and they had dyed their hair a matching orange, red and yellow.

well there ya have it!

hope someone feels inspired to draw!

i may add more characters at some point...

but this is good for now.

i actually have drawn Flinch but I've been having trouble loading a pic of the drawing onto ff.net :(

PM me if ur interested in drawing my characters!

toodles!

raph j


Best. Quote. Ever:

Mr. Bubbles? aliens are attacking my house. its ok my dog found the chainsaw! *hangs up*-Lilo from the movie: Lilo and Stitch


A Profile Quiz:

1. FIRST NAME: Dantée

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? A famous italian poet dude

3. SIBLING NAMES: Pascal, Rembrandt, Galileo, Michelangelo, Anastasia (in order from oldest to youngest)

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? A week ago?

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Yes? (Why wouldn’t I?)

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Bologna

7. KIDS? no I’m 15 for crying out loud (just realized what a weird expression that is)

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Of course!

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Yes. (that means like a diary right?)

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Yeah! Duh! (Except my mom gets mad when I do)

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Um no! (Unless you offered me a million dollars)

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? I hate cereal (im a bacon and eggs kinda girl)

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? never

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? no I’m a wimp in the muscles department

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR? Mint chocolate chip

17. SHOE SIZE? 7 ? (Something like that..)

18. RED OR PINK? Red

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? I’m kinda shy I prefer to read, write, draw, surf the net and watch tv than talk to people

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? It’s a tie between my uncle who lives across the country and my cat who got hit by a car last spring

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? sure! This quiz thingy rox!

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Gray sweat pants, white gray and pink sneakers that I’ve scribbled on

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Kraft Dinner

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? My mom talking in the next room

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Bright red or emerald green

26. FAVORITE SMELL? I have a horrible sense of smell...um pizza I guess?

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mom

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Their awesome hair

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I copied it from someone’s profile

30. FAVORITE DRINK? Root beer, cream soda

31. FAVORITE SPORT? I’m not a sporty girl does ballet count (wait I hated ballet never mind)

32. EYE COLOR? brown

33. HAT SIZE? No idea

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? no (I did but they are a pain in the butt so I went back to wearing glasses)

35. FAVORITE FOOD? Pizza pops, bacon, pork shoulder, my dads homemade french fries... (I have too many to list)

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Happy ending

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATER? Men in Black 3 (fyi boris the animal is disgusting)

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? My fancy red dress

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer (it kinda sux living in canada when ur super sensitive to the cold so yeah summer definintly since winter is like six months long here)

40. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses (not that I’ve ever had a boyfriend to kiss)

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Ice cream bars

42. FAVORITE DESERT? I don’t really care

43. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (First name of favorite actor last word in favourite tv show) Jim Turtles (jim carrey teenage mutant ninja turtles)

44. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Jubilee Meadowlands

45. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Bapdayko

46. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (knock off of your favorite super hero): Spiderman (or Hawkeye or Nightcrawler or... GAAH! I have too many favourite superheroes)

47. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Apiolao

48. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name, fathers middle name): Sarah William

49. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets) Black Katana (yes I named a cat after a Japanese sword so sue me)

50. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (first pet's name, favorite car) Fluffy Sunfire

51. YOUR GANGSTER NAME (a shiny object and a movement you make) Sai Jiggle (a sai is a Japanese ninja dagger thing for those of you who don’t watch TMNT)

52. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favorite color, favorite animal) Emerald Cat (God that sux)

53. NASCAR NAME (the first names of your grandfathers) Peter John

54. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter) Lorelle London

55. SPY NAME: (your favorite season, favorite flower) Autumn Mallow

56. CARTOON NAME: (A generic name and an animal that starts with the same letter) Mary Meercat

57. HIPPIE NAME: (An emotion and fourth favorite color) Dreamy Yellow

58. PORNSTAR NAME: (third favorite color, and a letter) I have no wish to be a porn star so I’m not filling this one out

59. WRESTLING NAME: (favorite action word, favorite game character) Pow Peach (argg! I don’t play enuff videos games to think of a good one.does princess peach even count?)

60. MURDER NAME: (a get away vehicle, and a defensive move) Van Cowerinfear (what? Thats defensive kinda)

61. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I put my elbow directly on a light bulb (long story) and it left a big round burn scar on my elbow

62. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? My artwork, some TMNT and superheros posters, birthday cards

63. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? No, no and I don’t think so (I should record myself sleeping just to make sure lol)

64. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? CCM, pop, rock n roll, 80s music, Disney soundtracks, retro music (retro means old but cool right?)

65. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 5 pm I think...

66. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To either have a million dollars or marry Raphael the ninja turtle

67. WHAT DO YOU MISS? TMNT 2003 (best TMNT series ever!), going to the Calgary Stampede (we moved to Ottawa so now I cant go every year WAAH!)

68. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My computer, my diary, my books, my camera,

69. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'5????

70. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? No

71. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Not any more (unless I see a scary movie then I am for a little bit)

72. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My mom

73. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I don’t care

74. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Green eyes, red or black hair

75. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? At a movie theater???

76. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Don’t drink either of them

77. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Olives (black and green) and mushrooms

78. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Bacon!!!

79. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? No!!! (EWWW!!!)

80. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? I don’t remember :(

81. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yes!

82. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Totally!!!

83. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I shop at thrift stores they are cheaper and have cooler stuff

84. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes

85. WHAT KIND IS IT? A cat named Uno and a cat named Zia

86. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? No! That would be stupid!

87. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? You tell me (lol)

88. TYPE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 15

89. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes (like me!)

90. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My Mom (lame right?)

91. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? My younger brother pascal acting like hes so much and more mature and grown up than me even though I’m 3 years older

92. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? I live in Canada so yeah I have (4 most of my life)

93. YOUR WEAKNESSES? I cry really easy and freak out really easy

94. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Not yet!

95. FIRST JOB? Babysitting (thats also my current job)

96. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? No

97. DO YOU SWEAR? Not most of the time (I swore when I dislocated my knee and almost fell down the stairs but come on! Cut me some slack!)

98. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Reading a TMNT fanfic

99. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Not yet but I’m getting surgery done on my left knee on Dec 6th so please pray 4 me (surgery happened. it went ok. thanx 4 the prayers!)

100. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My art/writing

101. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No but I need them (I hope I don’t get them though cause then I couldn’t chew gum)

102. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? My own I-phone or a costume from the costume shop down the street.

103. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? As many as God wants to give me! (I hope a lot cause I love kids)

104. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Not really

105. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Whatever I find by the bathtub

106. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? My handwriting is really messy so not really

107. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MEAT? Anything that comes from a pig! (Pork-chops, bacon, pork shoulder you name it! As long as it has fat I’m happy!)

108. ANY BAD HABITS? Does yelling at my little brothers count? Cause I do that a lot (lol)

109. WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I don’t really own any CDs

110. DO LOOKS MATTER? Sometimes

111. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Yelling, asking God to strike the person I’m mad at with lightning

112. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My grandparent house I guess

113. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My doll, Dolly (I was so good at naming things when I was 4 lol), Jennifer giraffe (geuss what kinda animal she was, yep, a giraffe. ur so smart!), a Jessie doll (y’know, from toy story) that I got for christmas

114. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Don’t have one (my mom says I have to wait till I’m sixteen)

115. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Kinda (I think he always annoyed me a little bit. even when I was little I was more of a blues clues and sesame street kinda gal. I did like baby bop tho)

116. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Macaroni and cheese definitely

117. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? He has to be funny, REALLY funny, he cant be a vegetarian, he must be nice, handsome, good at chess, good with kids, prolife, Christian, a marvel comix fan, a TMNT fan, a star wars fan, not a murderer, totally in love with me...the list goes on and on...

118. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? DJ, Jubes, Raph,

119. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? The Beatles, the arrogant worms, Alvin and the chipmunks, Steve Taylor, Keith Green, the list goes on and on...

120. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOWS? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003 is the best but the new 2012 one is ok),A.N.T Farm, Jessie, icarly, Hannah Montana (what? I thought it was funny! Don’t judge me!), good luck charlie, kim possible,

121. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? (I’m home schooled so I have no idea what this question means so...) N/A

122. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes...why do you ask? (Ok now I’m scared!)

123. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? 2 months?

124. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? But there is a 64! What is wrong with you? First you ask if I like my hands then you ask if I have all my fingers and toes and now you’re telling me theres no 64 when there is? Are you trying to mess with my head???

125. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? No idea (wait fastest I’ve driven or fastest I’ve been in one? Cause I don’t have my drivers license yet)

126. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? That would be cool I geuss

127. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Don’t have one so ill just put some of my fav NORMAL songs instead: walk like an egyptian, ninja rap, leader of the pack, paint it black (wait those last are kinda thought provoking, never mind)

128. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Abortion, s2 of the new TMNT on nickelodeon (s1 was pretty cool but so far s2 sux), the percy jackson movies (loved the books hated the movies), dogs,

129. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? September (my birthday month)

130. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Virgo (mine!)

131. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown :(

132. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? A and Ws, KFCs, Mcdonalds

133. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Eww! No!

134. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? TMNT 2003 on youtube

135. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Either Halloween, Christmas or my birthday

136. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? I started to learn guitar. Hated it. Prefer to use my voice

137. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Neither (I’m Canadian and im 15)

138. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships (duh!)

139. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Mint chocolate girl guide cookies

140. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Dude. I’m 15. I have a bike. Thats it.

141. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Real Mermaids don’t wear toe rings by someone whose name I forget

142. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Pathetic, The last time a boy outside of my family kissed me I was eight and it was on the cheek (and in front of my ballet class, I was teased for weeks)

143. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? Not that I know of

144. DO YOU HAVE ANY PHOBIAS? I hate bugs especially spiders (yes I know spiders arent bugs, whatever!)

145. ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING? Bubble gum flavoured medicine (what! Its true!)

146. IF Y0U WERE A MUTANT, WHAT WOULD BE YOUR POWER? An xmen mutant or a mutated mutant? (Whatevs ill answer both)

xmen Mutant: nightcrawlers powers! (and appearance)

mutated mutant: spider-mans powers!

147. DID YOU STEAL ANSWERS FROM OTHERS PROFILE? I tried not to but only the ones I agreed with

148. DID YOU FIND SOME OF THESE QUESTIONS ODD? A lot of them were really weird yes

149. DO YOU FOR-SEE YOURSELF GOING BACK AND CHANGING THESE ANSWERS AFTER TIME? Maybe *shrugs* maybe not (yes I did go back and change them)

150. DO YOU THINK MORE QUESTIONS SHOULD BE ADDED TO THIS? Sure! This is fun!


Motorcycle Crash:

Girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love


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c: each other:

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If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your

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if you HATE how casey jones looks/acts in tmnt 2012 s2 copy and paste this onto ur profile

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If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Michael Bay should be ripped a new one for killing off Ironhide and Jazz, copy and paste this into your profile. (yeah! Jazz was my fav autobot! besides optimus prime of course)

If you have a crush on any fictional character, copy & paste this to your profile. (omg to many to count. Raph is at the top of my list tho!)

If you still like TMNT and are in double digits, paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Anime Azn Cherry, .x.Anime-Lover.x., bloodroseinthetwilight, Anim34eva96, xSushiixCooki3zx, Goddess Of Power,TFSTARFIRE, FoxFirecard, Primesbaby007, Lionlover190, CaMaRoFaN14, JustMakeLeftTurns, Makkenna Witwicky, Luna Prime- Awesomeness, Kimmie98,raph j

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are insane but intelligent, put this in your profile!

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this on your profile if you've ever felt like crying from reading a fanfic story.

Put this on your profile if you've ever liked someone but they totally didn't like you back or were already taken.

If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile.


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up a Naruto manga and know exactly which part you're at by reading one bubble. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OGD (Obsessive Gaara Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you laugh at someone doing an ordinary thing like combing their hair. Crazy is if you've memorized the Zelda game backwards and forwards because you've played it 5 times and helpped people play it 4 times! Crazy is if you talk to you're imaganary friends so much even your mother thinks you're insane. Crazy is when you just randomly burst out laughing during an 'akward silence' moment, then just said, "So, what's up?".Crazy is when you're so happy to have found someone who luvs TMNT as much as you do that you squeal really loud and immediatly start singing the TMNT theme song as loud as you can with her in the middle of a HUGE line up. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!


"Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues..."

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown at them, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that fool!

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED! Apparently you told Santa that you've been good this year… he died laughing.

Would you like a side of epic with that fail?

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I laugh harder.

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon. (woo!)

When all else fails, read the directions.

Someone told me that it was illegal to kill someone just because they pissed you off...crap...

I'm not a tomboy, I'm just better than you.

I am who I am and I be who I be, you can kiss my ass if you don't like what you see.

I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not.

Party hard, rock and roll. We're the class you can't control

I'm not clumsy, I just think faster than I move.

I'm not random, I just think quicker than you. Jealous?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Does the noise in my head bother you?

When it rains at my party, we dance in the rain.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Being mature is overrated.

I'm the kind of kid who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.( beware me!)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. ( happened to me once... the guy who said that got so ticked!!

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I have the kind of friends that if my house was burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen.

I'm smiling because I'm your sister. I'm laughing because there's nothing you can do about it. If you have a sibling that thinks you are a major menace, put this on your profile.

Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

I used to be normal until I met those losers I call my best friends.

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.


I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am thekid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Linzerj, raph j,


Weird but True quotes:

I was laying in bed last night looking up at the stars and thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss

The road to success is always under construction

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

What do you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die


18 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!", or "I choose YOU, PIKACHU!!"

16. Have a friend push you down the aisle in a shopping cart as you yell "THE REDNECKS ARE COMING! THE REDNECKS ARE COMING!"

17. Shout at the top of your lungs "WALDEMORT IS TAKING OVER!" and count how many people turn to look at you.

18. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking


FEMALE COMEBACKS

HE: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
SHE "It's in the phone book."
HE: "But I don't know your name."
SHE: "That's in the phone book too."

HE: Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: Your place or mine?
SHE: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
SHE: Unfertilized.

HE: I would go to the end of the world for you.
SHE: But would you stay there?

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

HE: Going my way, babe?

SHE: I'm going the other way, genius.


40 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1. What color is your toothbrush? Pink

2. Name one person who made you smile today: my baby sister

3. What were you doing at 8:00 am this morning? Sleeping

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Watching tv

5. What is your favorite candy bar? Mars bar, after eights, oh henrys

6. Have you ever been to a strip club? Nope, probably never will.

7. What is the last thing you said aloud? I love Raph!

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Mint chocolate chip

9. What was the last thing you had to drink? Water

10. What was the last thing you ate? Lasagna

11. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? No

12. What was the last sporting event you watched? Idk

13. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? white cheddar

14. Who is the last person you spoke to/sent a text message to? my mom

15. Have you ever gone camping? Yes unfortunately (the horror! the horror!)

16. Do you take vitamins daily? Yes

17. Do you have a tan? yes

18. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? no way! pizza first, chinese food second

19. Do you drink your soda with a straw?not usually

20. What are you doing tomorrow? Doing schoolwork, Going to youth group, watching a movie with my dad

21. Look to your left, what do you see? a wall

22. What color is your watch? I don’t have a watch

23. What do you think when you hear "Australia?" hot guys with cute accents!

24. What is your birthstone? Sapphire (September)

25. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? my mom

26. How many states have you lived in? I’m Canadian but I did live in ohio for two years when I was younger

27. What was the last song you listened to? ‘Ninja rap’ (go ninja go ninja GO! Go ninja go ninja GO!)

28. Can you recite the alphabet backwards? No I cant (but I can say it in french!)

29. Do you have a maid service clean your house? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I wish.

30. What is your favorite pair of shoes that you wear all the time? my sneakers

31. Are you jealous of anyone? Mary Jane (used to be Watson) Parker. She got to marry Spiderman instead of me! WAAAH!!!!

32. Is anyone jealous of you? (see answer to #31)

33. Do you love anyone? My family and friends

34. Do your friends have children? No! We’re just teens! That is so not happening yet!

35. Do you hate anyone that you know right now? Yes

36. Do you use the word "Hello" daily? Pretty much

37. What color is your car? Don’t have a car. I’m 15. I have a blue-green bike tho

38. Do you like cats? I LOVE cats/kittens. So much better than dogs

39. Are you thinking about someone right now? My uncle and my best friend, we moved from Alberta to Ontario so now they live really far away

40. Have you ever been to Six Flags? Whats six flags???


Why America Has Some Issues...

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking's in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can get their cigarettes in the front.

4. Only in America...do people order a double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counter.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and then pile our junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we don't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot-dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'blood-sucking creatures'.

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

and THATS why i live in Canada! lol!


If you sit in your car waiting for the song you love to be over, then leave...

If someone tells you "don't look now", but you do anyway...

If you love waking up in the middle of the night, and realizing you have more time to sleep...

If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back...

If your headphones are ALWAYS tangled...

If slow computers drive you CRAZY...

If you love laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe...

If you used to blow into video games and it actually made them work...

If you use your cell phone to see in the dark...

If you can't help but find everything hilarious at 4 AM...

If you think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really make a difference...

If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is...

If all those years you watched Blues Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL...

If you can't stand to hear your own voice in videos or recordings...

If you pull out your phone and pretend to text in awkward situations...

If you check behind the shower curtain for murderers before getting in...

If you love people who text back instantly...

If you stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels soooo good...

If you really wish you could record your dreams and watch them later...

If you wish music played during epic moments in your life, like in movies...

If you hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING...

If you walk a little faster when you see a creepy van...

If you hate how the best part of your dream is always right about to happen when you wake up...

If you haven't lost it... you just... haven't found it yet...

If you and your best friend can say one word and almost die from laughing hysterically...

If you have to try SO hard not to laugh when you're getting scolded...

If you and your best friend could sit down next to each other, not say a single word, and walk away feeling as if it was the greatest conversation ever...

If you stop the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEPs...

If you know because everyone's house has a different smell that yours must have one. But you still can't smell it!...

If you have to say the entire alphabet out loud because you can't remember what letter comes next...

If you get paranoid because the spider you saw five seconds ago isn't there anymore...

If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument...

If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life...

If your favorite song always seems to come on right as you pull into your driveway...

If you mentally say "Wed-nes-day" when writing the word "Wednesday"...

If you used to climb on furniture and pretend the floor was lava...

If you want to STRANGLE that kid who reminds the teacher about homework and quizzes...

If you were first in Mario Kart, you fell off a cliff, and then you were... last...

If whenever someone says 'I like your shirt', you look down to see what you're wearing...

If you look down at your cell phone when you're walking past someone you want to avoid...

If you hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done."...

If you have dropped your phone on your face while laying down texting...

If once you turn off all the lights in the basement you run the heck out of there...

If you feel like a ninja whenever you drop something and catch it...

Then you are the best kind of human there is, and we should be related


6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.

3. And discover that #1 is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot..

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face


If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.

If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you think the kids should lay off of Lucky and let him have his Lucky Charms in peace, copy and past this onto your profile

Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! SUPER KITTY, AWAY!! WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA!Boxxy wuvs u!!! If you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own.

If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.
paste this into your profile.

if you believe in and love God, copy and paste this on you're profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

f you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews copy this onto ur profile

You have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, hard, across the face copy this onto ur profile

You've ever talked to yourself copy this onto ur profile

If you sometimes absolutely have to write something.copy this onto ur profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question,copy this onto ur profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb or rude copy this onto ur profile

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't give a damn about being popular, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

FnaFcnitoi si Amwseoe you can crack this code, copy this on your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character copy and post this into your profile.

If you ever gazed blankly at somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever managed to steal cookies from the kitchen, without getting caught, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm a fanfiction reader and writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

If you like reading fics, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever had a cute pet, copy and paste this it into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you’re single then paste this in your profile.

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random, and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

f you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.)

If you have ever laughed evilly only because it was fun to do so, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Goldilocks should be arrested for breaking and entering and the bears should have reported her, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst into song for no particular reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character (not necessarily a sick dream), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a crush on any fictional character, copy & paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sounddrive, Screamer's girl,CrazyFangirl1999, Hex the Ninja, ZaneMetaknightlover, KirbyofRandom, Emeraldgal, Karly-Ninja-of-Mist, MagicOfSumner,raph j

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever want to be a cat copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish to have a house full of cats copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Firestar is the awesomest warrior character copy and paste this into your profile

If you like Firestar's warrior name better than his leader name copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Spottedleaf didn't deserve to die copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish to be Firestar or Graystripe copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish to be Spottedleaf or Sandstorm copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish to be Squirrelflight or Leafpool copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish to be Brambleclaw or Crowfeather copy and paste this into your profile

If you think warriors is the best books of all copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish the warriors books are true copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish you were born a cat and not a human copy and paste this into your profile

If you copyed and pasted this copy and paste line copy and paste this in your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tried to put you foot behind you head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever stared at someone/something for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you are one of the people without a boyfriend or girlfriend and lived, then repost this in your profile!

wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson

If you quote along with your favourite shows and love doing that, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you laugh at inapropriate moments, CAPTIYP.

If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a total klutz copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you're a bookworm and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate annoying fangirls who create an account on ff.net only to write a story where they insert themselves in their favorite cartoon, movie or book without even thinking twice to check their grammar and punctuation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If Avercrombie and Holister said it wasn't cool to breath 95 of all teens would stop breathing. If you are part of the 5 who would die laughing instead copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here! Mistieana. Cara(TheHuntress), Linzerj, iddiotic 95 precent., raph j,

If you are writing 12 stories at the same time copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you hate doors copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile.(note to self do not run into a tree next time. it hurts)

f you're ever talked to yourself and actually answered out loud while people in the room looked at you like you had seven limbs, three unnatural (well, duh) heads, and feathers sprouting from everywhere on you, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get angry that not all of the copy-and-paste things have proper puncuation, copy and past this onto your profile.

If you are forever striving to achieve good grammar, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (all the time)

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want the planet to become more sustainable, copy and paste this into your profile, then go recycle something.

If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Konoha-Salad, Exclamation mark and co., Optimistic-Pessimist, GuesssWho, Nahala Riddle, and Mourning Star under the Moon.,raph j

If you think the statement "I like to watch you while you sleep. I find it fascinating" is stalkerish rather than sweet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and Paste if you detest Child Abuse

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

f you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile

I want child abuse to stop. If you do to, copy and paste this into your profile

I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are really hyper when you are tired, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker!) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile

I don't understand some of the things people put on the copy and paste things, if you don't too copy this to your profile.

If you think that Robin and Starfire are as dense as Danny and Sam, copy this to your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this,because the in the Bible it says if you deny me,I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.


Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes.

According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Tell the truth and run.
Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.
Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.
Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense..
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Generally, generalizations are wrong.
Ever notice how even the Coexist bumper sticker puts Islam and Christianity as far apart as possible?
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
Whatever you are, be a good one.
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
Belief gets in the way of learning.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality.
If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
Cynics are made, not born.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.


You know you live in 2014 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did


Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.


Things I Never Knew! :D

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Too late! You lose!)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't that save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(...thanks for the warning?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".

On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
("WHAT" spits nuts out and looks at them weird "no wonder they didnt taste like pinapples)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(aww, but i was going to throw them at people)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly
(while running of a cliff "WAIT! WHAT?!)


REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?
when mom was your hero and Dad was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and race issues were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?I know what happened to that last one. . .but what about everything else?


Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL.

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART.

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG.

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY.

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH.

Calling me FAT won't make you PERFECT.

Calling me UNCOOL won't make you COOL.

So why bother?


So you're saying that:

I'm a loser because I don't want to be popular.
I'm a pansy because I dont ask every guy out.
I'm > > special because I act silly in public.
I'm nasty because I have a single zit on my face.
I'm a hippy because I'm not cool with violence.
I'm a freak because I don't dress just like you.
I'm a moron because I stand up for myself.
I'm a retard when I make a C on a test...
But a nerd when I make an A, or a B.
Can I tell you something, sweetheart?

Labels don't define me.


Friends and Best Friends:

Friend: Will help me when I'm lost.
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass,stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

Friend: Will help me learn to drive.
Best Friend: Will help me push the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away.
Best Friend: Won't let me go away.

Friend: Ask me for my number.
Best Friend: Ask me for her number.

Friend: Hides me from the cops.
Best Friend: Is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

Friend: Lets me make an idiot out of myself in public.
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade.
Best Friends: Are FOREVER.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKIN AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and herself in the process

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your best friend

FRIENDS: Will help you move
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).
BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you.

FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.

FRIENDS: Say "see you later!"
BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

FRIENDS: Forgive you.
BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.

FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

FRIENDS: Annoy you.
BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Will ignore this
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap.


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with a lot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV, iStartRiots, CourtneyXDuncanForver, musicaltheatergirl-dxc4eva, SamanthaFenton, Linzerj, raph j,


Type your name with your elbow: ra;phn mj (ehhh not too shabby)

Type your name with your nose: ralph j (yes!)

Type your name with your left foot: (I am not doing that ill wreck my computer!)

Type your name without looking: ra;b m (that failed!)

Type your name with your face: fraspl;nhb jn (well I have the rite letters too bad I hit all those other keys too)

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsesses with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

It's kinda weird.to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Baggy pants are cool to wear

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 6

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.(sometimes)
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.( hehe pay back for all those times...)
Like being the star of every thing

Total:17

I think I’m a girl (lol)


bold is me

FIRE:

You have a short temper.

You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

You are very competitive.

You like to play with fire.

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

You prefer warm weather over cold weather.

You often lose control over yourself.

You can be quite reckless.

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

People have often called you insane.
Total:9

WATER:

You have a calm, laid-back personality.

You like to go to the beach.

You rarely get angry.

When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

You think before you act.

You are good at breaking up fights.

You are a good swimmer.

You like the rain.

You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous.

Total:2

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature.

You don't mind getting dirty.

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could easily survive in the wild.

You care about the environment.

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything.

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total:2

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.

You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

You hate to be restrained.

You are very independent and outgoing.

You are quite intelligent.

You tend to be impatient.

You are easily distracted.

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

You wish you could fly.

Total: 9

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone

You prefer nighttime over daytime.

You like creepy things.

You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favorite color.

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.

You don't talk much

You are atheist.

You don't mind watching scary movies.

You love to break the rules.

Total: 2

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite. (Sometimes)

You are spiritual.

When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.

You believe everything you see or hear.

You are afraid of the dark. (Well, not the dark, the things in the dark!)

You hate violence.

You hope for world peace.

You are generally a happy person.

Everyone loves to be around you.

You always follow the rules.

Total: 5

I'm mostly air and fire yay!


TESTS

Bold are things I've done:

1 . Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a fruit or vegitable squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37.Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot it was there.
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jamb
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth
101. Haven't realised there was no #13 or #59


If you are or know someone who is crazy, put this in your profile.

If you love animals, put this in your profile.

If you love to read, put this in your profile.

If you find "copy and paste" thingys addicting, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you're curious about why Skipper's Bobblehead Doll wife, Lola, is not in the POM show, post this in your profile. (Honestly, where'd she go?)

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

If you think your friends and family are awesome, post this in your profile.

If you have copy and pasted more than ten things in your profile, post this in your profile.

I'm random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this in your profile.

95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the guy who plays Edward in Twilight jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile!

95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the Jonas Brothers jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing them off, add this to your profile!

95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the guy who plays Jacob in Twilight jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile!

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. (Like video games, etc...you get the point. )

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.


1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
Will

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
red

3. Your first initial?
D

4. Your month of birth?
September

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
Alysha

7. Your favorite number?
15

8. Do you like California or Florida more?
California

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

I wish I could be a famous author/actress/artist someday.

Are you done?

Yes.

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday


Just scroll down to the end, but

while you do, think of a wish.

Make your wish when you have completed

scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the

number of minutes it will take for your

wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years

old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish

to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!


Random Raph Quotes:

  • [to Leo] Okay, Jungle Boy, grab a vine.
  • That was too easy! Like I said, too easy!
  • You are so smug! You know that? You think the world revolves around you, don't you? That we couldn't possibly survive without the mighty and powerful Leonardo to guide us through our problems, huh? Well, I've got a news flash for you: we got along just fine without you!
  • [as April and Casey kiss] Typical. We do all the work, he gets all the thanks.
  • We live together, we train together, we fight together, we stand for good together. We are ninjas. We strike hard, defend and protect, and fade into the night. And there ain't no bad guy or monster that's gonna ever change that. That's what is important. And that's why we will always be brothers.
  • Man I love bein' a turtle!
  • [to Leo] Little help, O fearless one.
  • I say we stop talkin'.
  • I love it when they play hard to get.
  • Leo, tell me you have a Plan C. I'm really hoping you've got a Plan C... Uh fellas, Plan C? NOW?
  • Great. Just great! The old Turtle luck running true to form.
  • Wait. I wanna hear him hit the bottom.
  • (to Mikey) Y'know, seriously, you're only embarrassing yourself.
  • (to Mikey) Jeez, where's your off switch?!
  • Bugs... why did it have to be bugs? I HATE BUGS!
  • "We're not kung fu frogs. We're Ninja Turtles!"
  • "Are you an idiot? Wait, let me rephrase that. YOU'RE AN IDIOT!"
  • "Now, you could turn out handsome like me, or you could turn out disgusting and deformed, like Mikey here."
  • "That wasn't very silent, Leo!"
  • "Hey Spike, I think you'll like this show! It's called: Does Mikey bend that way!"
  • (Laughs and a slight pause) Really, I can't be the only one who's finds that funny?"
  • (Later laughs again) "Really, only me?"
  • "Sometimes it's good to be a turtle. (Puts head in shell when a 'stop' sign comes flying at him) And sometimes it's good to be a SHORT turtle."
  • (Imitating Splinter) "I don't know what happened because they snuck out while I was asleep!"
  • "YES! I've never liked Mr. Nice Turtle!"
  • "LEO! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A LITTLE MORE SPECIFIC!"
  • "I can't believe I'm gonna say this (Imitates character from Space Heroes) "Get it together captain, you're our leader, so act like one."
  • "What, that's it? You're not gonna, slap yourself?""
  • (Leo and Donnie look at him) "It wasn't me!"
  • Nice going Leo. You made him angry, so I'm gonna mop the floor with your face!
  • (to Leo) Dude, it literally hurts to listen to you sometimes.
  • "And, the award for The Worst Leader goes to..."
  • "Ugh..I hate it when he does that!!"
  • , You know what else is in option? Slapping you!" ( to Donatello)
  • "I will SLAP you out of your shell!" ( to Donatello )

    37 Things to do in an Elevator

    1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

    2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

    3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

    4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

    5. Meow occasionally.

    6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

    7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

    8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

    9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

    10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

    11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

    12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

    13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

    14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

    15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

    16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

    17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

    18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

    19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

    20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

    21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

    22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

    23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

    24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

    25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

    26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

    27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

    28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

    29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

    30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

    31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

    32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

    33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

    34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

    35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

    36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

    37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."


    If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search 2% would cry and if you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy and paste this into your profile.


    "A true boyfriend"

  • When she walks away from you mad

    Follow her

    When she stare's at your mouth

    Kiss her

    When she pushes you or hit's you

    Grab her and don't let go

    When she starts cussing at you

    Kiss her and tell her you love her

    When she's quiet

    Ask her whats wrong

    When she ignores you

    Give her your attention

    When she pulls away

    Pull her back

    When you see her at her worst

    Tell her she's beautiful

    When you see her start crying

    Just hold her and don't say a word

    When you see her walking

    Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

    When she's scared

    Protect her

    When she lays her head on your shoulder

    Tilt her head up and kiss her

    When she steals your favorite hat

    Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

    When she teases you

    Tease her back and make her laugh

    When she doesn't answer for a long time

    Reassure her that everything is okay

    When she looks at you with doubt

    Back yourself up

    When she says that she likes you

    She really does more than you could understand

    When she grabs at your hands

    Hold hers and play with her fingers

    When she bumps into you

    Bump into her back and make her laugh

    When she tells you a secret

    Keep it safe and untold

    When she looks at you in your eyes

    Don't look away until she does

    When she misses you

    She's hurting inside

    When you break her heart

    The pain never really goes away

    When she says it's over

    She still wants you to be hers

    When she reposts this bulletin she wants you to read it -

    Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

    When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

    When she says she's "okay" don't believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

    Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

    Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

    Tease her and let her tease you back.-

    Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

    Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

    Give her the world.-

    Let her wear your clothes.-

    When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

    Let her know she's important.-

    Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

    When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;

    "Who's butt am I kicking, Sweetie?"

    If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will:

    Call you.

    Kiss you.

    Love you.

    Text you.

    Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."

    Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"


    I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

    The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

    The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

    Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

    The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

    Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

    The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

    Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

    "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

    I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

    But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

    His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

    My heart nearly stopped.

    The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

    Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

    Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

    I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

    "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

    The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

    Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

    "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

    "My mommy loves white roses."

    A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

    I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

    Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

    The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

    Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

    I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

    She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

    I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

    Now you have 2 choices:

    1) Repost this message.

    2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.


    YOU KNOW YOU ARE A AUTHOR WHEN...

    1) You fall in love with your character's crush

    2) When you hear a song, you think of a new story or a story you wrote

    3) You dream about your stories

    4) If you don't get on a computer, you blow

    5) You obsess totally over your stories

    6) You daydream your stories

    7) You know your story before you even write it down


    Stupid laws

    In New York-

    it is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun. (aw man...)

    Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.

    Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM. (do not invoke the wrath of the slippers police)

    In Florida-

    Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

    It is illegal to sell your children. ( well I hope so!)

    Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

    A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

    If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. (looks like I have to leave my elephant at home)

    It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. (Shoot, looks like karaoke beach night at the Starbucks is canceled)

    In Georgia-

    Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. (but where else can you put them?)

    Signs are required to be written in English.

    No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. (at least you don't have to worry about sitting on it)

    in South Dakota-

    No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. (... not even gonna comment...)

    It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. (but they're so comfortable)

    In Tennessee-

    It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. (I don't even know what to say)

    No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk. (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I'M NEVER GOING TO TENNESSEE!)

    Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. (Thats soo sexist)

    It’s illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. (I think that's up to the frogs.)

    In Missouri-

    Frightening a baby is in violation of the law. (BOO!)

    It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.(oh no! Those clowns in the movie Dumbo are gonna get arrested!)

    Dancing is strictly prohibited. (Nooooooooooo!)

    It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. ( why a bucket?)

    A milk man may not run while on duty. (RUN, MILK MAN, RUN!)

    In Idaho-

    Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. (that's a lot of candy!)

    You may not fish on a camel’s back. (A CAMEL! this is not Egypt)

    Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. (Ok...)

    Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back. (WHAT IS WITH THE ANIMALS AND FISHING?!)

    In Indiana-

    The value of Pi is 3. (what does this have to do with ANYTHING?!)

    Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. (but you can take showers, right?)

    It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.

    No one may throw an old computer across the street at their neighbor. (did this happen a lot?)

    In Alaska-

    Clowns beware! (:/ Wow.)

    In Kansas-

    If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. ( they do realize that means neither can move, right? obviously not...)

    Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal. ( they obviously do not know of Raph's temper)

    No one may wear a bee in their hat. (Who would WANT to?)

    No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night. (Dang.)


    A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son; people call her a slut and no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat; no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly; no one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a women bald, but they don't know she has cancer. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't do it


    Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. (XD)

    this is this cat

    this is is cat

    this is how cat

    this is to cat

    this is keep cat

    this is a cat

    this is retard cat

    this is busy cat

    this is for cat

    this is forty cat

    this is seconds cat

    Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on


    A black man walks into a café one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And yet you have the nerve to call me colored" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your site and help stop racism.


    If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

    I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

    uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

    pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

    rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

    mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

    olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

    be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

    mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

    Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

    ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

    Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

    was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!


    'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

    I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

    I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

    I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

    I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

    I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

    I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

    I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

    I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

    I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

    I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

    I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

    I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

    I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

    I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

    I'm sorry that you can't realize... I've been the one all along.

    I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

    But most of all

    I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

    I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

    I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

    I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

    I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

    I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

    I'm Sorry That I cared

    I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

    Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

    If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'.

    If You're one of the FEW girls with enough GUTS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


    there are 93 precent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Saara-chan, BellaPerea, kairika,no tears left to cry, no more love, RedWritingRebel, TmntRr,raph j


    90 of teens today would die if MySpace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile.

    92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off!

    If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

    If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

    If you want to run up an escalator while it's going down, copy and paste this into your profile!

    IF YOU HAVE BANGED YOUR HEAD ON A RANDOM WALL FOR NO REASON COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

    If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

    If you've ever tripped on a chair, copy this to your profile.

    If you've ever fallen off your chair, put this in your profile.

    If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile.

    If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

    If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

    If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

    If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

    If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

    If you are part of the 0. 0000001 percent of people who don't have a Facebook, copy this onto your profile.

    If you love writing, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If someone ever called you insane or crazy and you laughed, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you ever gazed blankly at somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

    If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

    I'm a fanfiction reader and writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

    Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

    If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.


    This is really sweet...

    When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

    When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

    When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

    When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

    When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

    When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

    When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

    When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

    When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

    Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

    Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

    The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

    Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

    Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

    The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

    The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

    If you read this, you have to repost it, please.

    If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

    Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

    Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

    So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.


    Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

    He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

    He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

    He had no army, yet kings feared him...

    He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

    He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

    He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

    Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

    If you believe in the the one true God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

    then copy and paste this in your profile

    If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

    "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."


    This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

    A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

    As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?


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    Destiny Works In Mysterious Ways by Just Watch Me Fly reviews
    The what-if, might've beens, could haves and maybes of The Thing About Destiny. Everything ranging from alternate love interests, to family drama, and Anna doing what she does best. Getting in trouble. This will include The X-Men, Fantastic Four, Guardians of the Galaxy, and of course the Avengers. I will take requests for one-shots, just leave a review or message me with your idea
    Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,050 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B., OC
    Serving Girls by LuluCalliope reviews
    Two girls are sucked into the world of The Princess Bride, where they will experience romance while searching for a familiar face from the past. Follows the book, but is also similar to the movie. Written in memory of Jenna Nicole Keith. Please read and review.
    Princess Bride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,908 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Buttercup, Fezzik, Inigo Montoya, OC
    In Another's Shoes by Splinter reviews
    Mike's the leader? Raph's the engineer? Don's the rebel? Leo's the goof off? What was Splinter thinking? He's thinking he needs some comic relief at his sons' expense. Besides, it's all in the name of learning. Some bad language. Reader beware.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,939 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 12/26/2005
    Walney High by Protagonist009 reviews
    An AU Frozen, Tangled, ROTG, HTTYD, Brave, and other movies crossover. Anna and Elsa with their cousin, Rapunzel, are going to be going to a boarding high school. There will be romance, friendship, sisterhood, and hilarity is ensured. Main pairings are AnnaXKristoff, Jack FrostXElsa, and FlynnXRapunzel. Full description in chapter 1. Come on! Check it out! Ya know ya wanna! :)
    Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,575 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] [Jack Frost, Elsa]
    Pompeii by Linzerj reviews
    Oroku Karai is still Hamato Miwa, just as Splinter is still Hamato Yoshi and Shredder is still Oroku Saki and both are her still her father no matter who she really is. Now it's just a matter of figuring out what to do about it. (A set of connected drabbles set to Bastille's "Bad Blood" album, following canon but turning AU at a critical point.) Now complete.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,099 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Splinter, April O'Neil, Shredder, Karai - Complete
    April's Diary by Connie Nervegas reviews
    April writes about her daily experiences as a grown woman hanging around with four teenage ninjas. The only place where she can vent openly when they get on her nerves and about what she really thinks of them.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 84 - Words: 203,956 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 7/3/2010 - April O'Neil
    The Thing About Destiny by Just Watch Me Fly reviews
    When a mysterious bracelet sends Anna into the world of Marvel, away from everyone shes loves, can she find a new family, with the Stark's perhaps? As Tony's new nanny? As Tony becomes more and more attached to Anna he is devastated when Anna disappears when he is 14. How does he react when she shows up again, 26 years later looking exactly the same? Spans all Marvel movies.
    Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 100,659 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, OC
    Inspired by l'il pirate reviews
    [After Thor II] Instead of succeeding in taking the throne, after recovering from the events on Svartalfheim, Loki is sent to Midgard under the watchful eye of his older brother to live out his sentence for his previous crimes. The last thing he expected though, was to find friends of his own among the new companions of Thor's. (Characters from both Thor & Avengers will surface)
    Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,532 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Jane F., Darcy L., Thor, Loki
    I'll Always Remember You by CowabungaChick reviews
    Being held captive and tortured for "medical reasons" was getting old. They knew they were different. Their "mutations" made this crystal clear. But enough was enough. One day, Liza Montgomery decided she had to get herself and Cassidee King out of that government lab alive. No matter what the cost. *Warning: Eventual Liza/Turtle and Cassie/Turtle*
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,990 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 11/18/2013 - OC
    Exiled Prince by TheWildeFiles reviews
    Percy Jackson is driven into exile by the gods. He takes refuge at the coast of India. His only mistake; Percy left footprints. He left a trail that is bound to be followed. (takes place during the Winter Soldier)
    Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Percy J., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Maria Hill
    Better to Have Loved by VGiselleH reviews
    A tragedy prevented in the past gives the Hamato clan a chance for happiness and safety it was never allowed before, but completely changes the turtles' lives and their concept of "family". Destiny however can not be changed, nor denied it's sacrifices.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,949 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 1/7/2009
    Spaded Tails and Feathered Wings by Aaron Ledgers reviews
    Lyra is an antisocial albino with freaky eyes, uncontrollable powers, and a warped sense of reality thanks to years of abuse. When the X-Men save her and accept her into Mutant High, they soon realize that they've stumbled upon someone... different. Things also take an interesting turn when a curious blue someone develops an odd attraction to this new, ever-silent beauty. (Kurt/OC)
    X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 179,829 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 6/13/2013 - [Nightcrawler, OC] Rogue, Logan/Wolverine
    Turtles Forever : A New Beginning by Hannurdock reviews
    It's been a week since the Turtles from the 2003 cartoon met their 1980's counterparts. However, the dimensional interference has bought chaos to the multiverse and suddenly ninja turtles find themselves uniting with other versions of themselves - bringing together the Turtles from the 2007 movie, 2003 cartoon, 1980's cartoon and the 2012 cartoon. How will they all get on? AMENDED.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 76,173 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Splinter, April O'Neil, Casey Jones, Shredder
    This is Our Life by PerrythePlatypusGirl reviews
    CGI Modern High School AU. When MK transfers to a new school after her mother dies, she thinks she is the only one with problems. But then she runs into a certain group of friends and is quickly proven wrong. Multi-crossover. Epic, Frozen, Tangled, Brave, Hotel Transylvania, the Lorax, ROTG, HTTYD, and much more. Rated for mild language.
    Crossover - Epic & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 126,156 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014
    Leonardo, the Fearless leader, Way to the darkness by Crystal Violeta reviews
    Leonardo has gone blind in a fire that caused Michelangelo by accident. Leo has struggled to get ahead, but despite his efforts, neither, he nor his family have managed to adapt to his new condition. His family will be able to throw him away and leave him, just to get rid of him?
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,682 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
    Bo by Linzerj reviews
    Robin was now certain that New York City had no need for a Titans branch, because it had skilled mutant ninja Turtles guarding it already. (Meanwhile, Beast Boy finds a kindred spirit within this new team, and enemies team up to bring them all down...) 2012 TMNT verse.
    Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,974 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Donatello, Robin
    The Invisible Trickster by Deathstroke Terminator reviews
    Fem!Jack "Do you think bitter souls are escaping Valhalla to haunt us"? "Don't be ridiculous Thor", Loki said with a brief roll of his eyes. MiM sends Jack to the Marvel dimension in order to save the Nine Realms. The problem? No one can see her. How do you save the world when no one can see or touch you? Hmm, well at least she can mess with the gods in the meantime.
    Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 143,115 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 6/26/2013 - [Loki, Jack Frost]
    Father, Mother, and four little teens by littlebabyturtlelove reviews
    Second part to 'Father, Mother, and four little turtles' is based when the turtles are teens. Arinna, now having spent 15 years with the turtles has begun to fully understand what it is like to be an adult. Although her appearances and words maybe more mature, in her inner thoughts... well... she's still the same old Arinna. A creeper. A nice creeper, but still a creeper.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 158,446 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 8/5/2013
    Bring Him Home by Leonardo1885 reviews
    Sequel to Healing the Broken. When one of the brothers goes missing the others will stop at nothing to find him and bring him home. But will they find him before someone else does?
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,092 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Complete
    Healing The Broken by Leonardo1885 reviews
    How much can someone take before they break? And will healing even be possible? Raphael is about to find out.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 133,214 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Raphael - Complete
    Blurred Lines by Lexifer666 reviews
    An AU based around an alternate ending of the 2k12 episode Plan 10, if April and Casey hadn't been switched back right away. My take on how it would impact them and the entire group as the lines between gender and personal identity start to blur. Rated T for: language, sexual confusion/situations, some violence. Complete. I do not own the TMNT.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,383 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Casey Jones, April O'Neil, Donatello, Raphael - Complete
    The girl who isn't April by Nellasbokplanet reviews
    Set directly after the Kraang Conspiracy. Something lived. Something that isn't April...
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Karai
    Father, Mother, and four little babies by littlebabyturtlelove reviews
    I'm just a street rat. I've seen a lot of stuff. However, in one day I had seen a man change into a giant Rat, attacked by four robot like guys in suits, and watched baby turtles become infants. Sure, okay, no problem. Only one thing has come up as an issue. While the Rat man was fleeing for the sewers, he forgot one of the turtles! I can't just leave him. WHAT DO I DO!
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,997 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Donatello, Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo
    The Weirdest Pizza Delivery Job Ever by Laughter's Tears reviews
    Ever wondered what a pizza delivery person's reaction would be to the teenage mutant ninja turtles? If you have, then you're about to find out. Meet Kate. Average pizza delivery girl with what is about to become the weirdest and awesomest job of her life
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,845 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 8/11/2010
    Fix You by melissawtf reviews
    When SHIELD takes down one of the biggest anti-mutant operations, one mutant in particular stands out. Camille Saunders is one mystery SHIELD can't break so it's up to our favorite superheroes to step up to the plate.
    Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,814 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., OC - Complete
    Adventures in Equestria by Skadadle reviews
    Mikey, Raph, Donnie, and Leo were sitting in their lair, watching Space Heroes, when something happened that would change their lives forever. They were sucked into a portal leading to a strange world filled with multi-colored horses that could talk, mythical creatures, and magic. TMNT 2012, MLP:FiM K , just in case.
    Crossover - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,340 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello
    Subtraction by LeDiz reviews
    Or, Five ways the turtles dealt with loss. Five drabbles from different worlds, in which our boys (don't) cope with death.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/7/2014
    Poems on Loki by Joki of Sassgard reviews
    A collection of poems about Loki Laufeyson. I take requests! Contact me through PM for more details.
    Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Loki
    A Thin Line by Life-without-L0ve reviews
    Cori's brother was missing, along with her sorta kinda ex-boyfriend. And with no parents, and her brother her sole guardian she is forced on the streets. Months after Cori is targeted by mutants, and has a feeling it has something to do with her missing sibling. Now she must rely on her new 'friends' to figure out why she's being hunted, and she won't like the answer. RaphXOC
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Raphael, OC
    Getting Along by greypilgrim127 reviews
    Tony has the brilliant idea of inviting all his Avenger friends (with Loki and Bucky) to live at Stark Tower. All goes well until Bruce gives Tony a bad haircut, Tony sends the Avengers on bogus quests, Bruce hulks out...and much, much, more! No pairings or slash. Mild language.
    Avengers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,457 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
    Visiting Mommy by madwriter223 reviews
    The Avengers are shocked to hear that their arch-enemy Loki has kids. They are even more shocked when the kids come by to visit. LOKI FAMILY FLUFF!
    Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Loki, Odin, Frigga, Thor - Complete
    A Tale of Four Brothers by Kida The Freak reviews
    (AU)The Great Mutation. No one knows who it will choose, or why. Few even know of its existence. But when four boys with entirely different personalities come together, the Mutation chooses them. Now, they must learn to hide their secrets of transformation, survive high school, and learn the secret art of ninjitsu in their new form as... turtles? (2k12 verse) ADOPTED BY PRAYERGIRL!
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,781 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
    In The Genes by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
    2003 series: An overzealous geneticist has pushed his unspeakable experiments too far. Now his darkest secrets have escaped. Mutated monsters, government conspiracies, and an ancient, alien apocalypse may be more than a turtle can handle. Rebooted characters from the 80's series, no OCs.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,518 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Monalisa, Irma L.
    Because Bucky Said by greypilgrim127 reviews
    All the Avengers used to think that Bucky was the one who got Steve in trouble, and that Steve was, in fact, a gutless chicken. However, within a few days they realized it was quite a different story...
    Crossover - Captain America & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
    Book Three: Tempest by FreyReh reviews
    Alice returns to the dark alternate universe which is currently in a galactic war against the Triceratons and other alien races that want to make the people (and mutants) of Earth their slaves. (FULL SUM INSIDE) M for lang, violence, and sexual themes
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,393 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Raphael, OC] Michelangelo, Donatello
    Legacy by Scribe of Turesa reviews
    This is the story of how I died, of how I lost everything. This is how I became a hero in even the eyes of the humans who saw. This is my legacy. Are you prepared for my tale? Cover by: DeadPea on Deviantart
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Donatello
    Tangled Web by Ruinous Crow reviews
    Peter already wasn't dealing well with the whole Spiderman thing, and then all of this happened. He has his own problems, but somehow or another he keeps stumbling into other people's too. Pre-Avengers, slow buildup.
    Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,669 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 1,642 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Iron Man/Tony S.
    Alpha by FreyReh reviews
    Michelangelo is missing, help comes from somewhere the turtles least expect it. Homicide Detective Tara Howes and her partner Diana Fredrick are a great team and a lot of it has to do with Tara's secret... Though she wonders that if someone like her AND the turtles are in Manhattan... What ELSE lurks in the city? Rated M
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,471 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 5/26/2013 - [April O'Neil, Donatello] Michelangelo, Raphael
    In what world are we? by RubyLilies reviews
    Alright, this is all very strange, for one thing, though impossible, I am somehow in the lair of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! A few others and I of my school are in a way trapped here, although Andy seems to think she is heaven. I guess I should start from the beginning to make sense... My first fan fic please read and review
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,288 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 6/29/2013
    Promises by PerrythePlatypusGirl reviews
    When the beautiful Princess Rapunzel visits his factory, Once-ler realizes that the two of them have a lot in common. Well...almost.
    Crossover - Tangled & Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Rapunzel, The Once-ler - Complete
    Melee by Not Even The Turtle reviews
    How did Don get his lab? His brothers and Sensei were certainly shocked when he did, of course! Remember one thing; Never give a genius time to prepare for battle. One-Shot
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,062 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
    Dear Raphael by OneCutePug reviews
    After a terrible accident, Raphael is left in a coma, and Leonardo writes letters to him, hoping that Raph will listen.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
    Personality Problems by OneCutePug reviews
    The brothers make bets with each other that they cannot switch each other's personalities around for one week. Yeah, like that's ever going to work! Welcome to the Hamato family, REVERSED!
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,978 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
    Adjustments by Aster Sapphire reviews
    When April moved in there were bound to be a few of them...
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,454 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 5/27/2013
    New acquaintances by Nellasbokplanet reviews
    The turtles and April thought their lives were tricky enough with both the Shredder and the Kraang hunting them, but then a new enemy enters the picture and makes everything that much worse. Suddenly they have a government agent with a shady past on their heels, and he isn't the only newcomer in their lives lately. No OC's, just old characters brought back to life.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 123,612 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Agent Bishop, Monalisa, Neutrinos, Angel
    For Now by n00btmntfan reviews
    A dropped faceguard and a lost shuriken signify something deeper as Karai sits on the rooftop pondering what her feelings mean. One-shot; very subtle Leorai.
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Leonardo, Karai - Complete
    Turtles' Mask Colors by dondena reviews
    This is an updated version on what the turtles' mask colors mean.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Complete
    I, Erasmus by EmbersArmy reviews
    When Leonardo is kidnapped by the Shredder at only 2 years old, he is raised as a Foot ninja along side his sister Karai. Splinter had chosen to forget about his eldest son and keep his remaining three sons from ever knowing there was a fourth. But when destiny reveals itself, there is no stopping these separated brothers from growing suspicious as they cross paths again and again.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,061 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Leonardo - Complete
    Dear Fanfiction authors, by purplefern reviews
    The turtles (and their friends and enemies) have a thing or two to say to fanfiction authors.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 7,837 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Complete
    New Life by Bayluff reviews
    All his life, Leonardo's been moved around, and forced to take care of his little brother as his parents paid attention to their jobs instead. When they move to New York, Leonardo meets some new people that change his life, for better or for worse...he's still not sure. He's betting on for the better though. Human AU, probably not quite what you're expecting.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,586 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
    Shades of Blue by EmbersArmy reviews
    My father always said that all bad decisions would result in an even worse punishment. Even though I got the jest of what he was saying I couldn't help but disagree, especially when one of those "bad decisions" actually resulted in something I considered good. What was that result you might ask? Why don't you ask the newest member of the family, my daughter.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,466 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Leonardo, OC - Complete
    Two halfs make a whole by Turtlefan141 reviews
    As the couples have their off springs, they find out just how hard it is. Yet as their lives go on, they meet familiar faces. Will the mothers and fathers have to bring the weapons out of retirement to protect their ever growing family?
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
    Tea for Two by Scotia Daniel reviews
    "Mr. Turtle?" Leonardo found himself lost in thought. "Mr. Turtle?" The room had dolls, flowers, everything a little girl could ask for. Nothing that stood out to him that he was used to, like pinball machines, a punching bag, comics…"Daddy?"
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Leonardo, Karai, OC - Complete
    Green Guardian Angel by SSJ2Luke reviews
    Mrs. Morrison has developed a deep friendship with her guardian angel over the past two years. The only problem is, she still has no idea what he looks like. Will he trust her enough to show her, or will she find out the truth about Raphael some other way? 2K3 cartoon. Two years after the episode "Touch and Go."
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Raphael
    An Unusual Team by TMNTfan1 reviews
    TMNT teams up with the Teen Titans, plus two of my original charcters; Kayla and Jordan! Hope everything turns out good :)
    Crossover - Teen Titans & Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,581 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Complete
    The Prodigal Daughter by EmbersArmy reviews
    "It's been almost three months after my rescue from a small cramped alleyway in New York City. It's been almost three months after my father tried to kill me for the second time. It's been almost three months after I feel deeply in love with an olive green, mutant turtle" (Sequel to: The Effects of Purple) DonatelloXOC
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,765 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Donatello, OC - Complete
    Happiness is Bliss by OneCutePug reviews
    SAINW: When Don disappeared 30 years ago, no one knew what happened to him... What if he had had a daughter sometime in those many years? Meet Bliss, the daughter of the genius turtle known as Donatello.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,520 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Donatello, Raphael, OC
    Tmnt: Raphael's new life by RandomQueenA reviews
    Raph gets injured when out alone one night. After five years of being unheard from, what will happen when he comes back with a invitation? With thanks to my beta-reader RedWritingRebel. Please read and review.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,149 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Raphael
    Blind Sight by Leonardo1885 reviews
    Sequel to Alone in the Darkness - you don't have to read it before you read this one but it would be best if you did. When two turtles go missing and one is too injured to fight it is up to Leo to save them. But will he let his disability hold him back?
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Complete
    The Effects of Purple by EmbersArmy reviews
    "The wind smacked her face and froze the tears that began to lapse from her eyes. Almost there, she could see the other side! "Just a few more steps and it will be all over, you'll be safe!" she told herself to try and encourage her tiresome legs that began to wobble." ... DonatelloXOC
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,107 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Donatello, OC - Complete
    The Turtles Watch TMNT Mini Episodes by Jaddis reviews
    As the title suggests, our favorite mutant turtles find the mini episodes on YouTube. Poor Mikey just can't get a break. *Previously known as Randomchick16.*
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,094 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
    Freedom In Death by ToryTigress92 reviews
    Pirates AU. After Miss Jane Foster's ship is attacked by pirates, she discovers familiar friends and a love she'd long thought lost to the sea. But will he let her in, and what can come of it if he does? Jane is not free, and the only true freedom is in death... Please read and review!
    Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,837 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/28/2013 - [Jane F., Loki] Thor, C. Barton/Hawkeye - Complete
    Winter in a Sea of Pines by Rakked reviews
    I realized that big turtles age slower than humans. That means that Leo is inevitably going to see Karai grow old and die while he's still young and strong, barring violent death. This is a quick little bit on that theme. Let me know how it makes you feel!
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/27/2013 - [Karai, Leonardo] - Complete
    A Father's Love by Padaloki reviews
    In which Odin shows Loki what it is to have a loving father, and Loki's broken heart is healed through an act of kindness that shakes Asgard to its core.
    Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Loki, Thor - Complete
    Fallen: Father, Mother, and five little babies by GC4life reviews
    Basically a combination of my story and littlebabyturtlelove's. It has both Giotto and Arinna and will be starting from when they were mutated. Summary: What if the turtles and another brother? or a mom? or both! rated T to be safe
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,849 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013
    Accidentally in Love by IrishPrincess7678 reviews
    What happens when our four heroes meet four girls with similar personalities as them? (yup, it's one of THOSE stories) Will they find love or heartbreak? Will they overcome evil or will it consume them? Yeah I suck at summaries, you don't need to tell me
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,880 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
    Paradise by Sparkling.Pink.Headphones reviews
    One is an artist; the other is a cheerleader. One is an athletic legend; the other is a master at physics. How exactly did these four become friends? And how is everyone else liking this arrangement?
    Crossover - Brave, 2012 & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,282 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Merida, Jack Frost
    Blue Eyes by Puldoh reviews
    He remembered his dreams...of a family...a brother...maybe more...Blue Eyes knew nothing more, other than he was pet. One day, he ran away...
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,761 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Michelangelo
    Red Temptation by Linzerj reviews
    Winner of the 2011 Best TMNT Crossover fanfic! What if a certain red-masked, hot-headed Turtle had rescued Brooklyn during Temptation instead of Demona? Friendships are formed as the unique NYC guardians meet and keep watch over their city.
    Crossover - Gargoyles & Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,887 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Brooklyn, Raphael
    The Son of Hermes by morethanjustfangirling reviews
    It was just another day at camp. A newcomer appears and he's the new talk of the town. Strange things are going on and not even Oracle knows how things might turn out. We just have to wait and see. [[ The Big Four AU Percy Jackson ( Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons. You know who they are.) ]]
    Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,384 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013
    Tangled Dorm Assignments by Praying For Love In A Lapdance reviews
    So flamingly AU that is burns to read it. (But it's a good burn.) Jack and Merida have been friends as long as either could remember; but all is not perfect in their worlds, and they're torn apart... dormwise. Merida gets roomed with an almost annoying girl called Rapunzel, Jack with the awkward Hiccup. It could be worse. Or, the Big Four in a college/modern day AU.
    Crossover - Tangled & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Rapunzel, Jack Frost
    With Friends Like These by Padaloki reviews
    A broken god crashes onto the roof of Stark Tower, and Tony and Steve are horrified by what they find. As Loki's story unfolds, the Avengers discover what really happened when Loki was taken back to Asgard, and what he has endured for the past year. A powerful enemy emerges to threaten Asgard as Loki struggles to recover in the care of those who were once his bitterest foes.
    Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,145 - Reviews: 1935 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Loki, Thor, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
    The Princess Dorm: An ROTG Fanfic by jackfrostbeliever reviews
    This is a mega crossover story, consisting of a lot of Disney and a few OC's. Vanessa is the main character, a princess by marriage who is anything but, sent to a princess academy to become a lady. Naturally, that doesn't work out.
    Crossover - Brave, 2012 & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,479 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Merida, Jack Frost, Man in the Moon
    Cerulean Flame by FreyReh reviews
    Leonardo has been having strange dreams of a woman in black fighting an unknown assailant. At the end of each dream she reaches out to him but he cannot save her. When dreams start transforming into reality he realizes his destiny is much more important than he thought.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,000 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
    Survival of the Species by Hannurdock reviews
    SLASH, gender switching. Mikey has a shock.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,907 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 3/19/2001 - Complete
    Peace by ToryTigress92 reviews
    Padme Amidala was not sure what she was expecting when she met the Prince of Asgard, but it was never this. Never him. And he would change her life and her destiny forever. As for the Silvertongued Prince, a Queen from another galaxy might just give him the chance for redemption that was offered too little, too late, and change the course of his own destiny forever. Padme/Loki.
    Crossover - Star Wars & Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,396 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - [Padmé Amidala, Loki] Anakin Skywalker, Thor - Complete
    Story With a Title by SSJ2Luke reviews
    This is how you write a lazy Ninja Turtle story. Rated T for some language.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Raphael - Complete
    Savage Seas II: Passion's Revenge by kayleespade reviews
    AU...ROMY. This is the sequel to Savage Seas. Remy and Rogue are married, but Bella's back for her revenge. Will she succeed in her quest? Kiotr, Jonda
    X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,859 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Gambit/Remy L.
    A night like no other by Aster Sapphire reviews
    "Forget, about it. I guess I was being too pushy. I just wanted to see you." Madison said to the ground. "Believe me; if I step into that light, ya ain't gonna like what cha see." Raph said quietly. Full Summary inside.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,144 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Raphael - Complete
    Dear Natasha by javct reviews
    After a mission gone wrong, Natasha is left in a coma and Clint writes letters to her; in hope that she can hear. "Dear Natasha..."
    Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 154 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
    Catnip by Iris Musicia reviews
    Kitty decides to see how Kurt reacts to catnip, but unfortunately for Kurt, catnip in a bag looks a lot like illegal drugs . . . Kurtty. Total Crack fic!
    X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
    Mutants Like Us by SPARK187 reviews
    This story mainly centers around Rachael and a mutant named Flame. Mine own original character. Rated T for language.
    Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Raphael
    Under my skin by innocent-rebel reviews
    What if the bug bites after April's Artifact had led too more for one of the guys? 2003 Series Please R&R
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,490 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Raphael
    Changes by Mourning Star under the Moon reviews
    There are too many questions, and not enough answers, especially when you've got amnesia. A certain turtle wakes up and finds that not all is as it seems, particularly when a strange girl insists that they need to escape. Please R&R! Rated T just in case.
    Crossover - Ninja Turtles & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,216 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010
    Alone in the Darkness by Leonardo1885 reviews
    After an accident leaves on of the turtles with a permanent handicap its up to his brothers to help him adjust to the changes this will bring to his life. The question is will he let them? Or will this tear the family apart?
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,668 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Complete
    Captive II:The Rebel by Scribe of Turesa reviews
    After finding out about Leo and Cho-Uta, Raph takes the initiative and tells his family about his own secret…Adreana…but on his way to pick her up to introduce her to the family, the man she's been trying to hide from shows up…and all Hell breaks loose.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,378 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Raphael
    The Foundling by Connie Nervegas reviews
    The boys find a baby in a sewer tunnel and search for its parents and the reason it was dropped on their doorstep.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,893 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010
    Jason Jones by meganechan720 reviews
    Officer North tries to understand Casey Jones, and pretty much fails. A companion to my story 'Cops and Ninjas.'
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Casey Jones - Complete
    Cops and Ninjas by meganechan720 reviews
    He'd never wanted to hurt a cop, but what choice did he have? He was practically on top of him, and he wasn't hidden very well and he was going to be discovered and they were all going to end up in Bishop's lab as turtle sushi. Breathe, Mike. Breathe.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,283 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Michelangelo - Complete
    Friend In Me by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
    It's now time for a teenage Bonnie to decide which toys to keep and which are going to Sunnyside. One of the donated toys is unwilling to leave his home.
    Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,976 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Buzz Lightyear, Bonnie - Complete
    Evolution by sait4soreyes reviews
    Raphael is a not-so-ordinary pet turtle trapped in an aquarium in a Brooklyn apartment. With no recollection of any other life, a sudden chain of events causes him to question everything he knows, and to find value within himself for the very first time.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,816 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Raphael
    Broken Ninja by Crimson-Majix reviews
    The sequal to The Daughter of Wolverine. Crystal is at the manison with her brothers and Sensei. What adventures are in store for her?
    Crossover - X-Men & Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,374 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - James H./Wolverine/Logan
    Behind The Scenes by Diva Danielle reviews
    A behind the scenes glance at how the guys really feel while browsing their weekly scripts over breakfast.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Complete
    That Time Of The Month by Diva Danielle reviews
    It's every father's worst nightmare. Enough to turn even the strongest of men into a mass of gibbering wrecks. Have our four heroes met their match? Take a peek inside to find out. Not sure why I rated this T. Meh.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
    Yo Ho Cowabunga, Dudes! by Reinbeauchaser reviews
    The turtles, whisked away to a paradox of an adventure on the high seas, meet up with an unlikely trio of buccaneers. Character death. A TMNT and POTC crossover story.
    Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,727 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 6/27/2006
    And I am Not Resigned by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
    When one of his brother’s is killed in battle, Raph is given a second chance to relive the last week they will spend together. The catch? At the end of that week, his brother still has to die. CGI movie/2k3 series mixed universe.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Raphael, Donatello
    Not Enough by TheIncredibleDancingBetty reviews
    Don is forced to make a tragic decision for his family. Oneshot. CHARACTER DEATH
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
    The Genetic Prison by Ninjalara reviews
    Sequel to Concrete Prison. Third in Prison trilogy. Danger arises when filmmakers come to the island. Meanwhile there’s tension at camp when Leo’s daughter develops a crush for Raphael. Does peace come with a sacrifice? Complete!
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 137,150 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 5/31/2005 - Complete
    OnStar by Demi4yah reviews
    One day, I received a not so typical call that I will never forget.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
    JxHQ: Arkham Asylum: Tainted Love by princessebee reviews
    Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Beautiful, smart, ambitious. But she never counted on The Joker. An all new and different take on the seduction and manipulation which led to her going insane and becoming Harley Quinn. Over 70,000 hits! Thanks all! COMPLETE!
    Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,749 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
    Spirit by pacphys reviews
    When Donatello died at age three he spent 14 years with his family as a Spirit. Now he has been granted another shot at life by the Powers That Be.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 82,171 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
    Things We Learned from TMNT by devirnis reviews
    Who said cartoons can't be educational?
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
    We Are the Klunk by PlainSimpleGarak reviews
    A look at life in the turtle's lair and an adventure gone wrong, told from the point of view of Klunk, Michelangelo's cat. Inspired by Terry Bain's novel: We Are the Cat.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,772 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Klunk, Michelangelo - Complete
    The Lists of PotC by Valentine Vampire reviews
    Obsession lists, things you can learn from PotC, and more. Updated! Fourth chapter is up!
    Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
    A Series of Unfortunate Events by Serendipity1 reviews
    What will be a collection of humorous tales, much like Aesop's fables. Only funny, and with no morals. Now up: Karmic backlash hits as Leo gets payback.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,328 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
    Misadventures by Serendipity1 reviews
    Misadventures in Maliciously Misattributed Medication' On a routine training mission, Leonardo finds himself on the wrong end of yet another dart, and hijinks ensue. Also, Raphael is a jerk. Bad feng shui and spices enclosed. Concrit well received.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,645 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
    Beseeching Past by innocent-rebel reviews
    Ten years have passed since he's seen his family or had anything to do with his clan. But when his new life is threatened by the secrets he left in his old one. Leo will learn that sometimes to go forward you have to look back. Please R&R no Flames
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,910 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006
    Amor Omnia Vincit by kayleespade reviews
    AU with Powers Remy is a Celtic chief taken prisoner by the Romans Rogue is the daughter of a wealthy patrician. Romy...eventually Kiotr, Johnda
    X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,153 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Gambit/Remy L.
    Science Report: Rats! by Splinter reviews
    It's Mike's turn to hand in his science report. But his is about the way coolest animal on the plant. A Cynlee and Splinter joint venture
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
    Tales of a Veteran by TheIncredibleDancingBetty reviews
    The turtles come across a soldier who's wounded, both physically and spiritually, and come to this war veteran's aid in the only way they can. Rated for language and violence Sensitive issue
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,470 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006
    Bringing Home Trouble by innocent-rebel reviews
    All she wanted to do was date. What she got was a whole mess of trouble. Coauthored by Aaron Smiley. Please R&R no flames
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,253 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006
    Throwaway by Reinbeauchaser reviews
    A young Donatello joins his father, Master Splinter, in scavenging for food and supplies. What they find in one dumpster will teach them both a lesson in how easy it is to throw something away. WARNING Ch. 2 has graphic imagry!
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,073 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Complete
    The Concrete Prison by Ninjalara reviews
    Sequel to 'The Glass Prison'. With Donatello still trapped in captivity, Mike becomes anxious to rescue his brother. Yet how will the turtles deal with Raph's child who will never grow to know their father? Complete.
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,444 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Complete
    The Glass Prison by Ninjalara reviews
    The turtles are captured and exposed to society. *Completed*
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,261 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/30/2003 - Published: 5/24/2003 - Complete
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    X-Men: Rise of the Frozen Tangled Guardians reviews
    RotG/Frozen/Tangled/Xmen/Evo crossover. Modern AU. Elsa, Rapunzel and Jack Frost are Young Adult Mutants, who join The X-Mens new 'Guardians' College Program. They all have unusual pasts and amazing powers, and with the help of Wolverine, Nightcrawler, and other familiar Mutants, they learn how to control their powers and not just become a team, but a family. Full Summary inside.
    Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 2/6 - Logan/Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Anna, Elsa
    Siblings reviews
    April is the oldest of 6 siblings. she has four brothers (Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello and Michelangelo) and a younger sister named Angel. but the world can be a cruel place, especially if you're as different as her brothers. (This is an alternate universe where mutants have certain rights and are known about but they are rare and there is a lot of prejudice. more info inside)
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,747 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 12/16/2013 - [April O'Neil, Casey Jones] Angel, OC
    Broken reviews
    the Hamato clan is doing fine and everything has settled down since they found Kazia. then Nikki and Raz are captured by the Shredder and a sometimes enemy sometimes ally of the turtles may be the difference between life and death. (sequel to Turtle Boyfriend) WARNING: someone dies. Karai makes an appearance in this story (3rd in the Raz storyline)
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,670 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 11/26/2013 - [Karai, Leonardo] Raphael, OC
    Purple reviews
    What color was Angels hair before it was purple? (short oneshot, mostly Dialogue)
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Michelangelo, Angel - Complete
    What If? reviews
    What if the world was different? What if the Turtles were different? What If? (a short oneshot)
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
    Old and New reviews
    Kurt is being hunted and so is his family. he hides his daughter Kazia in an alleyway and hopes for the best. Raphael is out on patrol when he hears a baby crying. a baby all alone in an New York City alley? that cant be good. Kazia lost her parents. but will she find a new family? (warning: death, some torture) tmnt/xmen oneshot (2nd in the Raz storyline) OC's
    Crossover - X-Men & Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2013 - [Kurt W./Nightcrawler, OC] Raphael, OC - Complete
    Turtle Boyfriend reviews
    sparks fly when reckless, passionate, street smart Raph meets a quirky and talented artist who isn't afraid of anything or anyone and has never thrown a punch in her life. is she what Raph has been missing all his life? and what kind of long term relationship could a turtle and a human hope to have? (1st in my Raz series)
    Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,820 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [Raphael, OC] - Complete
    It Ain't Easy Bein' Green (or Blue) reviews
    this is a TMNT/X-men crossover HEAVY on the ninja turtles (sorry to any major x -men fans out there please tell me if i get something wrong.) basically Nightcrawler meets the turtles! (oh also this is set in the 2003-2009 tmnt show so just imagine them with those voices)
    Crossover - Ninja Turtles & X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Kurt W./Nightcrawler, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo