Author has written 13 stories for Ninja Turtles, X-Men, X-Men: The Movie, Doctor Who, Frozen, and Sherlock.
I'm Dantée J!
My username used to be Raph J, but as I am currently far more more obsessed with Doctor Who than TMNT, I've decided to change it.
(the meaning of the new name should be fairly obvious.)
I am 17.
I am named after a guy poet but my name is spelled French and feminine, so yes, I'm a girl.
I am Ukrainian Catholic.
I live in Canada.
I have 4 younger brothers and a 5 year old sister.
my favouite animals are cats!!!
I am very artistic, bossy, and a total drama queen.
I love 2 read comics, and watch comic book movies!!!
MARVEL comics is my favourite, I dont really like DC that much...
Except for Batman.
"BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!!!!"
my Mom says I'm OBSESSED with movies, comics, Tom Hiddleston, Sherlock, TMNT, and Doctor Who, but I'm not OBSESSED, I'm DEDICATED!!!
I love to read and write fanfiction, but be warned, most of my earlier stories (that would be the TMNT ones) are probably not that good, and have terrible capitalization and punctuation. I'd like to think that my more recent ones, (which are mostly Doctor Who stories and poems) are a great deal better, because I took about a years break from writing on ff.net. I hope you agree!
My Thoughts on Shipping:
I dislike JohnLock for the same reason I dislike 11xAmy or Stony. those 3 pairs all have beautiful friendships, and I think it cheapens their relationship when people try to shove romance into it. it is possible to love someone with all your heart without loving them romanticly. your best friend does not always have to be your lover, and if that weren't enough, at one half of each of those pairs already has a canon ship, which is a big part of their character. your soulmate is a part of who you are, and an Amy Pond who choooses the Doctor over Rory is not the same woman who left the show because she couldn't live without her husband
I love 2: sew, sing, dance, paint, draw, read, write, watch movies and ride my bike.
Fav accents: Brooklyn accent,Australian,Irish, British.
Fav TV shows: TMNT (the 2003-2009 one was my fav), Doctor Who, Sherlock, Agent Carter, Dare Devil, Gotham, Jessica Jones
Fav movies: the Avengers, Spiderman(all of them) ,Tangled, Stand By Me, Robots, Frozen, The Princess Bride, Rise of the Guardians, Wreck it Ralph, Pirates of the Caribbean (all of 'em!),Fifth Element, Les Miserables... (argg! so many awesome movies!!!)
Fav Marvel movies: The Avengers, Thor, Iron Man, Captain America 2, Thor 2, X2, Spiderman, Spiderman 2, who am I kidding? pretty much all of them!!!
fav actors: Jim Carrey, Tom Hiddleston, Robin Williams, Johnny Depp, Nicholas Cage ,River Pheonix, Steve Carrell, Hugh Jackman, Benedict Cumberbatch, Matt Smith, David Tennant, Hugh Laurie, Tom Baker,
Top 6 Hottest Cartoon guys:
1:Raphael Hamato (TMNT)
2: Jack Frost (RotG)
3: Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert (Tangled)
4: The Once-Ler (the Lorax)
5: Kurt Wagner (X-Men Evolution, and in general)
6: Guy (The Croods)
Top 10 Hottest NonCartoon Guys From Movies:
1: Captain Jack Sparrow (PotC)
2: Chris Chambers (Stand By Me)
3: Hamlet (Hamlet)
4: Loki (Thor,Thor 2, The Avengers)
5: Neo (The Matrix)
6: Teddy (Stand By Me)
7: Prince Caspian (Narnia: Prince Caspian)
8: Clint Barton/Hawkeye (The Avengers)
9: Han Solo (Star Wars)
10: Westley (Princess Bride)
Top 3 Hottest NonCartoon Guys From TV Shows:
1: The 10th Doctor
2: Sherlock Holmes
My Top 3 Favourite Doctors:
1: Eleventh/Matt Smith
2: Tenth/David Tennant
3: Fourth/Tom Baker
My Favourite Ships:
11th Doctor/River Song
Amy and Rory Pond
April O'Neil/Casey Jones
Loki Laufeyson (MCU)
The Joker (all versions)
Harley Quinn (all versions)
The Riddler (Gotham)
The Penguin (Gotham)
fav Ninja Turtle: Raph
fav human TMNT character: Casey Jones
fav superhero: Spiderman
top 3 fav superheroes: Spiderman, Hawkeye, Nightcrawler,
top 6 fav superheroes: Spiderman, Hawkeye, Nightcrawler, Captain America, Wolverine, Daredevil
fav superhero team: Avengers, New Avengers, Fantastic Four,
something that really ticks me off: 2012 Donnie being in love with April wts(what the shell) Casey and April belong together *sighs dreamily* so back off Donnie!
I went to a Retreat, and when I went to Mass I left my purse downstairs...
some JackA$$ stole my purse!!!!
from a CHURCH!!!!
AND IT HAD MY CAMERA IN IT!!!!!
*sits down breathing heavily*
as you can see, I'm a little pissed off...
A poem about abortion:
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
RIP Robin Williams. if you think world lost someone irreplaceable on Aug,11,2014, copy and paste this onto your profile page
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Nostalgia Critic is awesome!!! if you agree copy and paste this onto your profile page
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Finebros forever!!!! if you love REACT episodes, copy and paste this onto your profile page
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Captain America: met two gods, still a Christian
Iron Man: met two gods, still an Atheist
The Hulk: met two gods, beat the crap out of both of them XD
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you like Captain America and you're not even American
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.
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copy and paste this onto your profile if you just lost the game
if you think Raphael is the hottest Ninja Turtle EVER copy and paste this onto your profile page
if you've ever wondered why everyone thinks Leo is a horrible cook and blows up toasters since there's nothing in the show that even suggest that copy and paste this onto your profile page
if u figured out that the reason everyone thinks Leo is a horrible cook is the simple fact that he is WAY too perfect and we need him to be bad at something copy and paste this onto your profile page
if u ever wondered who the first person to write about Don being addicted to coffee in their fanfiction is (since the show(s) have never shown him drinking coffee) and you wish one of YOUR ideas would be in 75 percent of TMNT fanfictions copy and paste this onto your profile page
if u luv Casey Jones copy and paste this onto your profile
Casey Jones kix butt!!! copy and paste this onto your profile if u agree!
if u loved Casey Jones the Movie copy and paste this onto your profile
if you HATE how Casey Jones looks/acts in TMNT 2012 S2 copy and paste this onto your profile
If you still like TMNT and are in double digits, copy and paste this in your profile.
copy and paste this onto your profile if one of your siblings is named after one of the Ninja Turtles (my 7 year old brothers name is Michelangelo)
copy and paste this onto your profile if you noticed that the two turtles named after Archangels are Raphael and Michelangelo
copy and paste this onto your profile if you thought that was really funny since Raph and Mikey are both the opposite of angelic! XD
if you think 2k3 Raphs Brooklyn accent is sooo awesome and by far the best voice for him copy and paste this onto your profile
if you think the only thing that would make 2k3 Raphs voice better would be if he sounded younger since in TMNT 2k3 he sounded thirty not 15 copy and paste this onto your profile
if you noticed that the fact that Mikey has a Californian accent, Raph has a Brooklyn accent and Leo and Donnie don't have either makes absolutely no sense since they all grew up in the same place so they should all have the same accent plus they didn't grow up in Brooklyn or California copy and paste this onto your profile
if you choose to ignore the fact that the accent thing makes no sense because Raph just isn't Raph without his awesome accent that fits him perfectly and ditto Mikey, copy and paste this onto your profile
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Best. Quote. Ever:
Mr. Bubbles? aliens are attacking my house. its ok my dog found the chainsaw! *hangs up*-Lilo from the movie: Lilo and Stitch
A Profile Quiz:
1. FIRST NAME: Dantée
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? A famous Italian poet
3. SIBLING NAMES: Pascal, Rembrandt, Galileo, Michelangelo, Anastasia (in order from oldest to youngest)
4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? A week ago?
5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Yes? (Why wouldn’t I?)
6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Bologna
7. KIDS? no I’m 17 for crying out loud (just realized what a weird expression that is)
8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Of course!
9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Yes. (that means like a diary right?)
10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Yeah! Duh! (Except my mom gets mad when I do)
11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes
12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Um no! (Unless you offered me a million dollars)
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? I hate cereal (I’m a bacon and eggs kinda girl)
14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? never
15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? no, I’m a wimp in the muscles department
16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR? Mint chocolate chip
17. SHOE SIZE? 7
18. RED OR PINK? Red
19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? I’m kinda shy. I prefer to read, write, draw, surf the net and watch tv than talk to people
20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? It’s a tie between my uncle who lives across the country and my cat who got hit by a car last spring
21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? sure! This quiz thingy rocks!
22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Gray sweat pants, white and pink sneakers
23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Kraft Dinner
24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? My mom talking in the next room
25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Bright red, TARDIS blue or emerald green
26. FAVORITE SMELL? I have a horrible sense of smell...um pizza I guess?
27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mom (sad, right?)
28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Their awesome hair
29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I copied it from someone’s profile
30. FAVORITE DRINK? Root beer, cream soda
31. FAVORITE SPORT? I’m not a sporty girl, does ballet count? (wait I hated ballet never mind)
32. EYE COLOR? brown
33. HAT SIZE? No idea
34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? no (I did but they are a pain in the butt so I went back to wearing glasses)
35. FAVORITE FOOD? Pizza pops, bacon, pork shoulder, Domades, my dads homemade french fries... (I have too many to list)
36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Happy ending
37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATER? Ant-Man
38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? My fancy red dress
39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer (it kinda sux living in Canada when you’re super sensitive to the cold so yeah, summer definitely, since winter is like six months long here)
40. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses (not that I’ve ever had a boyfriend to kiss)
41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Ice cream bars
42. FAVORITE DESERT? I don’t really care
43. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (First name of favorite actor last word in favourite tv show) David Who
44. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Jubilee Meadowlands
45. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Bapdayko
46. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (knock off of your favorite super hero): Spiderman (or Hawkeye or Nightcrawler or... GAAH! I have too many favourite superheroes)
47. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Apiolao
48. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name, fathers middle name): Sarah William
49. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets) Black Katana (yes I named a cat after a Japanese sword, so sue me)
50. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (first pet's name, favorite car) Fluffy Sunfire
51. YOUR GANGSTER NAME (a shiny object and a movement you make) Quarter Dance
52. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favorite color, favorite animal) Emerald Cat (God that sux)
53. NASCAR NAME (the first names of your grandfathers) Peter John
54. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter) Lorelle London
55. SPY NAME: (your favorite season, favorite flower) Autumn Rose
56. CARTOON NAME: (A generic name and an animal that starts with the same letter) Mary Meercat
57. HIPPIE NAME: (An emotion and fourth favorite color) Dreamy Yellow
58. PORNSTAR NAME: (third favorite color, and a letter) I have no wish to be a porn star so I’m not filling this one out
59. WRESTLING NAME: (favorite action word, favorite video game character) Pow Peach (argg! I don’t play enuff videos games to think of a good one.does princess peach even count?)
60. MURDER NAME: (a get away vehicle, and a defensive move) Van Cowerinfear (what? Thats defensive, kinda)
61. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I put my elbow directly on a light bulb (long story) and it left a big round burn scar on my elbow
62. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? My artwork, some geeky posters, birthday cards,
63. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? No, no and I don’t think so (I should record myself sleeping just to make sure lol)
64. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? CCM, pop, rock n roll, 80s music, Disney soundtracks, retro music (retro means old but cool right?)
65. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 5 pm I think...
66. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To either have a million dollars or become a Doctors Companion
67. WHAT DO YOU MISS? TMNT 2003 (best TMNT series ever!), going to the Calgary Stampede (we moved to Ottawa so now I cant go every year WAAH!)
68. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My computer, my diary, my books, my camera,
69. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'5????
70. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? No
71. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Not any more (unless I see a scary movie then I am for a little bit)
72. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My mom
73. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I don’t care
74. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Green eyes, red or black hair
75. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? At a movie theatre???
76. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Don’t drink either of them
77. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Olives (black and green) and mushrooms
78. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Bacon!!!
79. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? No!!! (EWWW!!!)
80. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? I don’t remember :(
81. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yes!
82. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Totally!!!
83. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I shop at thrift stores they are cheaper and have cooler stuff
84. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? No
85. WHAT KIND IS IT? I used to have lots of cats, we gave them all away..
86. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? No! That would be stupid! (Unless it was the Doctor.. XD)
87. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? You tell me (lol)
88. TYPE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 11
89. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes (like me!)
90. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My Mom (lame right?)
91. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? My younger brother Pascal acting like hes so much and more mature and grown up than me even though I’m 3 years older
92. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? I live in Canada so yeah I have (4 most of my life)
93. YOUR WEAKNESSES? I cry really easy and freak out really easy
94. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Not yet!
95. FIRST JOB? Babysitting
96. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? No
97. DO YOU SWEAR? Not most of the time (I swore when I dislocated my knee and almost fell down the stairs but come on! Cut me some slack!)
98. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Reading a fanfic
99. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? I got surgery done on my left knee so it would stop dislocating all the time
100. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My art/writing
101. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No but I need them (I kinda hope I don’t get them though, cause then I couldn’t chew gum)
102. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? My own I-phone or a Sonic Screwdriver. (yes!!! I got the Sonic!!!)
103. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? As many as God wants to give me! (I hope a lot cause I love kids)
104. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Not really
105. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Whatever I find by the bathtub
106. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? My handwriting is really messy so not really
107. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MEAT? Anything that comes from a pig! (Pork-chops, bacon, pork shoulder you name it! As long as it has fat I’m happy!)
108. ANY BAD HABITS? Does yelling at my little brothers count? Cause I do that a lot (lol)
109. WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I don’t really own many CDs
110. DO LOOKS MATTER? Sometimes
111. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Yelling, asking God to strike the person I’m mad at with lightning
112. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? the Library
113. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My doll, Dolly (I was so good at naming things when I was 4 lol), Jennifer giraffe (guess what kinda animal she was, yep, a giraffe. You’re so smart!), a Jessie doll (y’know, from Toy Story) that I got for Christmas
114. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Don’t have one
115. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Kinda (I think he always annoyed me a little bit. even when I was little I was more of a blues clues and sesame street kinda gal. I did like baby bop tho)
116. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Macaroni and cheese definitely
117. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? He has to be funny, REALLY funny, he cant be a vegetarian, he must be nice, handsome, good at chess, good with kids, prolife, Christian, a MARVEL comics fan, a Whovian, a total Sci-Fi geek/geek in general, not a murderer, totally in love with me...the list goes on and on... (PM me if you're interested!! LOL)
118. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? DJ, Jubes, Raph,
119. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? The Beatles, the Arrogant Worms, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Steve Taylor, Keith Green, the list goes on and on...
120. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOWS? TMNT (2k3), A.N.T Farm, Jessie, ICarly, Hannah Montana (what? I thought it was funny! Don’t judge me!), good luck Charlie, Kim Possible, Doctor Who, Sherlock,
121. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? (I’m home schooled so I have no idea what this question means so...) N/A
122. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes...why do you ask? (Ok now I’m scared!)
123. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? 2 months?
124. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? But there is a 64! What is wrong with you? First you ask if I like my hands then you ask if I have all my fingers and toes and now you’re telling me there’s no 64 when there is? Are you trying to mess with my head???
125. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? No idea (wait fastest I’ve driven or fastest I’ve been in one? Cause I don’t have my drivers license yet)
126. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? That would be cool I guess
127. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Paint It Black?
128. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Abortion, s2 and s3 of the new TMNT on nickelodeon (s1 was pretty cool but the others suck!), the Percy Jackson movies (loved the books hated the movies), dogs,
129. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? September (my birthday month)
130. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Virgo (mine!)
131. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown :(
132. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? A&Ws, KFCs, Mcdonalds
133. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Eww! No!
134. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Doctor Who Series7, The Angels Take Manhattan (nooo!!! not Amy and Rory!!!)
135. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Either Halloween, Christmas or my birthday
136. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? I started to learn guitar. Hated it. Prefer to use my voice
137. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Neither (I’m Canadian and and 17)
138. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships (duh!)
139. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Something from iTunes I think..
140. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I have a bike. Thats it.
141. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? American Gods
142. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Pathetic, The last time a boy outside of my family kissed me I was eight and it was on the cheek (and in front of my ballet class, I was teased for weeks)
143. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? Not that I know of
144. DO YOU HAVE ANY PHOBIAS? I hate bugs especially spiders (yes I know spiders aren’t bugs, whatever!)
145. ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING? Bubble gum flavoured medicine (what! Its true!)
146. IF Y0U WERE A MUTANT, WHAT WOULD BE YOUR POWER? An X-Men type Mutant or a mutated Mutant?
X-Men Mutant: Nightcrawlers powers! (and appearance)
mutated Mutant: Spider-mans powers!
147. DID YOU STEAL ANSWERS FROM OTHERS PROFILE? I tried not to, but only the ones I agreed with
148. DID YOU FIND SOME OF THESE QUESTIONS ODD? A lot of them were really weird yes
149. DO YOU FOR-SEE YOURSELF GOING BACK AND CHANGING THESE ANSWERS AFTER TIME? Maybe *shrugs* maybe not (yes, I did go back and change them)
150. DO YOU THINK MORE QUESTIONS SHOULD BE ADDED TO THIS? Sure! This is fun!
Girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We're Sparkly)
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!
If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think Michael Bay should be ripped a new one for killing off Ironhide and Jazz, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a crush on any fictional character, copy & paste this to your profile. (omg to many to count!!)
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you are insane but intelligent, put this in your profile!
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this on your profile if you've ever felt like crying from reading a fanfic story.
Put this on your profile if you've ever liked someone but they totally didn't like you back or were already taken.
If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up a Naruto manga and know exactly which part you're at by reading one bubble. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OGD (Obsessive Gaara Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you laugh at someone doing an ordinary thing like combing their hair. Crazy is if you've memorized the Zelda game backwards and forwards because you've played it 5 times and helped people play it 4 times! Crazy is if you talk to you're imaginary friends so much even your mother thinks you're insane. Crazy is when you just randomly burst out laughing during an 'akward silence' moment, then just said, "So, what's up?".Crazy is when you're so happy to have found someone who luvs TMNT as much as you do that you squeal really loud and immediatly start singing the TMNT theme song as loud as you can with her in the middle of a HUGE line up. Crazy is when you’re in love with a fictional time travelling alien from the planet Gallifrey, and you aren’t afraid to make ANYTHING you see a Doctor Who reference. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
"Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues..."
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown at them, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that fool!
Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED! Apparently you told Santa that you've been good this year… he died laughing.
Would you like a side of epic with that fail?
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I laugh harder.
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon. (woo!)
When all else fails, read the directions.
Someone told me that it was illegal to kill someone just because they pissed you off...crap...
I'm not a tomboy, I'm just better than you.
I am who I am and I be who I be, you can kiss my ass if you don't like what you see.
I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not.
Party hard, rock and roll. We're the class you can't control
I'm not clumsy, I just think faster than I move.
I'm not random, I just think quicker than you. Jealous?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Does the noise in my head bother you?
When it rains at my party, we dance in the rain.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
Being mature is overrated.
I'm the kind of kid who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.( beware me!)
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. ( happened to me once... the guy who said that got so ticked!!
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I have the kind of friends that if my house was burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen.
I'm smiling because I'm your sister. I'm laughing because there's nothing you can do about it. If you have a sibling that thinks you are a major menace, put this on your profile.
Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
I used to be normal until I met those losers I call my best friends.
I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.
I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am thekid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Linzerj, raph j,
Weird but True quotes:
I was laying in bed last night looking up at the stars and thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss
The road to success is always under construction
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
What do you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die
18 Things to do when you're in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!", or "I choose YOU, PIKACHU!!"
16. Have a friend push you down the aisle in a shopping cart as you yell "THE REDNECKS ARE COMING! THE REDNECKS ARE COMING!"
17. Shout at the top of your lungs "WALDEMORT IS TAKING OVER!" and count how many people turn to look at you.
18. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking
HE: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
SHE "It's in the phone book."
HE: "But I don't know your name."
SHE: "That's in the phone book too."
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: Your place or mine?
SHE: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
HE: I would go to the end of the world for you.
SHE: But would you stay there?
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
HE: Going my way, babe?
SHE: I'm going the other way, genius.
40 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:
1. What color is your toothbrush? Pink
2. Name one person who made you smile today: my little sister
3. What were you doing at 8:00 am this morning? Sleeping
4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Watching tv
5. What is your favorite candy bar? Mars bar, after eights, oh henry’s
6. Have you ever been to a strip club? Nope, probably never will.
7. What is the last thing you said aloud? “I am not obsessed with Doctor Who!”
8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Mint chocolate chip
9. What was the last thing you had to drink? Water
10. What was the last thing you ate? Lasagna
11. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? No
12. What was the last sporting event you watched? Idk
13. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? white cheddar
14. Who is the last person you spoke to/sent a text message to? my mom
15. Have you ever gone camping? Yes, unfortunately (the horror! the horror!)
16. Do you take vitamins daily? Yes
17. Do you have a tan? yes
18. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? no way! pizza first, chinese food second
19. Do you drink your soda with a straw? not usually
20. What are you doing tomorrow? Doing schoolwork, Going to youth group, watching a movie with my dad
21. Look to your left, what do you see? a wall
22. What color is your watch? I don’t have a watch
23. What do you think when you hear "Australia?" hot guys with cute accents!
24. What is your birthstone? Sapphire (September)
25. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? my mom
26. How many states have you lived in? I’m Canadian, but I did live in Ohio for two years when I was younger
27. What was the last song you listened to? ‘Ninja rap’ (go ninja go ninja GO! Go ninja go ninja GO!)
28. Can you recite the alphabet backwards? No I cant (but I can say it in french!)
29. Do you have a maid service clean your house? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I wish.
30. What is your favorite pair of shoes that you wear all the time? my sneakers
31. Are you jealous of anyone? Amy Pond. she has gorgeous red hair, a handsome, sweet, adoring husband, an awesome time travelling alien for a best friend, and gets to travel ANYWHERE in time and space! sure she got trapped in the past by evil living angel statues, but still, it would be totally worth it.
32. Is anyone jealous of you? I doubt it!
33. Do you love anyone? My family and friends, numerous fictional men,
34. Do your friends have children? No! We’re just teens! That is so not happening yet!
35. Do you hate anyone that you know right now? Yes
36. Do you use the word "Hello" daily? Pretty much
37. What color is your car? Don’t have a car.
38. Do you like cats? I LOVE cats/kittens. So much better than dogs
39. Are you thinking about someone right now? The Doctor, and how much he must be missing Amy.. (guess who just watched The Angels Take Manhattan)
40. Have you ever been to Six Flags? Whats six flags???
Why America Has Some Issues...
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking's in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can get their cigarettes in the front.
4. Only in America...do people order a double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counter.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and then pile our junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we don't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot-dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'blood-sucking creatures'.
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
...and THATS why i live in Canada! lol!
If you sit in your car waiting for the song you love to be over, then leave...
If someone tells you "don't look now", but you do anyway...
If you love waking up in the middle of the night, and realizing you have more time to sleep...
If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back...
If your headphones are ALWAYS tangled...
If slow computers drive you CRAZY...
If you love laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe...
If you use your cell phone to see in the dark...
If you can't help but find everything hilarious at 4 AM...
If you think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really make a difference...
If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is...
If all those years you watched Blues Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL...
If you can't stand to hear your own voice in videos or recordings...
If you pull out your phone and pretend to text in awkward situations...
If you check behind the shower curtain for murderers before getting in...
If you love people who text back instantly...
If you stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels soooo good...
If you really wish you could record your dreams and watch them later...
If you wish music played during epic moments in your life, like in movies...
If you hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING...
If you walk a little faster when you see a creepy van...
If you hate how the best part of your dream is always right about to happen when you wake up...
If you haven't lost it... you just... haven't found it yet...
If you and your best friend can say one word and almost die from laughing hysterically...
If you have to try SO hard not to laugh when you're getting scolded...
If you and your best friend could sit down next to each other, not say a single word, and walk away feeling as if it was the greatest conversation ever...
If you stop the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEPs...
If you know because everyone's house has a different smell that yours must have one. But you still can't smell it!...
If you have to say the entire alphabet out loud because you can't remember what letter comes next...
If you get paranoid because the spider you saw five seconds ago isn't there anymore...
If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument...
If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life...
If your favorite song always seems to come on right as you pull into your driveway...
If you mentally say "Wed-nes-day" when writing the word "Wednesday"...
If you used to climb on furniture and pretend the floor was lava...
If you want to STRANGLE that kid who reminds the teacher about homework and quizzes...
If you were first in Mario Kart, you fell off a cliff, and then you were... last...
If whenever someone says 'I like your shirt', you look down to see what you're wearing...
If you look down at your cell phone when you're walking past someone you want to avoid...
If you hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done."...
If you have dropped your phone on your face while laying down texting...
If once you turn off all the lights in the basement you run the heck out of there...
If you feel like a ninja whenever you drop something and catch it...
Then you are the best kind of human there is, and we should be related
6 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.
3. And discover that #1 is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot..
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face
If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile
If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.
If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think the kids should lay off of Lucky and let him have his Lucky Charms in peace, copy and past this onto your profile
Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! SUPER KITTY, AWAY!! WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA!Boxxy wuvs u!!! If you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own.
If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.
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if you believe in and love God, copy and paste this on you're profile
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
f you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
You're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews copy this onto ur profile
You have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, hard, across the face copy this onto ur profile
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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question,copy this onto ur profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb or rude copy this onto ur profile
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't give a damn about being popular, copy and paste this into your profile.
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Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
FnaFcnitoi si Amwseoe if you can crack this code, copy this on your profile.
If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character copy and post this into your profile.
If you ever gazed blankly at somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever managed to steal cookies from the kitchen, without getting caught, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't , copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.
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I'm a fanfiction reader and writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.
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If you ever had a cute pet, copy and paste this it into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
if you’re single then paste this in your profile.
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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random, and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
f you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.)
If you have ever laughed evilly only because it was fun to do so, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think Goldilocks should be arrested for breaking and entering and the bears should have reported her, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst into song for no particular reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character (not necessarily a sick dream), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a crush on any fictional character, copy & paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sounddrive, Screamer's girl,CrazyFangirl1999, Hex the Ninja, ZaneMetaknightlover, KirbyofRandom, Emeraldgal, Karly-Ninja-of-Mist, MagicOfSumner,raph j
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If you think Firestar is the awesomest warrior character copy and paste this into your profile
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If you wish you were born a cat and not a human copy and paste this into your profile
If you copyed and pasted this copy and paste line copy and paste this in your profile
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tried to put you foot behind you head, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever stared at someone/something for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile.
If you are one of the people without a boyfriend or girlfriend and lived, then repost this in your profile!
If you quote along with your favourite shows and love doing that, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.
If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.
If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.
I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.
No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you laugh at inapropriate moments, CAPTIYP.
If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are a total klutz copy this into your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile
If you're a bookworm and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hate annoying fangirls who create an account on ff.net only to write a story where they insert themselves in their favorite cartoon, movie or book without even thinking twice to check their grammar and punctuation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If Avercrombie and Holister said it wasn't cool to breath 95 of all teens would stop breathing. If you are part of the 5 who would die laughing instead copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here! Mistieana. Cara(TheHuntress), Linzerj, iddiotic 95 precent., raph j,
If you are writing 12 stories at the same time copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you hate doors copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile.(note to self do not run into a tree next time. it hurts)
f you're ever talked to yourself and actually answered out loud while people in the room looked at you like you had seven limbs, three unnatural (well, duh) heads, and feathers sprouting from everywhere on you, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get angry that not all of the copy-and-paste things have proper puncuation, copy and past this onto your profile.
If you are forever striving to achieve good grammar, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (all the time)
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile
If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want the planet to become more sustainable, copy and paste this into your profile, then go recycle something.
If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Konoha-Salad, Exclamation mark and co., Optimistic-Pessimist, GuesssWho, Nahala Riddle, and Mourning Star under the Moon.,raph j
If you think the statement "I like to watch you while you sleep. I find it fascinating" is stalkerish rather than sweet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Copy and Paste if you detest Child Abuse
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.
Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.
Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.
f you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile
I want child abuse to stop. If you do to, copy and paste this into your profile
I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are really hyper when you are tired, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker!) copy and paste this to your profile.
If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.
98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels
If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile
I don't understand some of the things people put on the copy and paste things, if you don't too copy this to your profile.
If you think that Robin and Starfire are as dense as Danny and Sam, copy this to your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this,because the in the Bible it says if you deny me,I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffine
People think you're insane.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.
Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes.
According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Tell the truth and run.
Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.
Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.
Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense..
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Generally, generalizations are wrong.
Ever notice how even the Coexist bumper sticker puts Islam and Christianity as far apart as possible?
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
Whatever you are, be a good one.
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
Belief gets in the way of learning.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality.
If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
Cynics are made, not born.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
You know you live in 2014 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
Things I Never Knew! :D
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Too late! You lose!)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't that save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(...thanks for the warning?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
On a Japanese food processer:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
("WHAT" spits nuts out and looks at them weird "no wonder they didnt taste like pinapples)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(aww, but i was going to throw them at people)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly
(while running of a cliff "WAIT! WHAT?!)
REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?
when mom was your hero and Dad was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and race issues were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
I know what happened to that last one. . .but what about everything else?
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL.
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART.
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG.
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY.
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH.
Calling me FAT won't make you PERFECT.
Calling me UNCOOL won't make you COOL.
So why bother?
So you're saying that:
I'm a loser because I don't want to be popular.
I'm a pansy because I dont ask every guy out.
I'm > > special because I act silly in public.
I'm nasty because I have a single zit on my face.
I'm a hippy because I'm not cool with violence.
I'm a freak because I don't dress just like you.
I'm a moron because I stand up for myself.
I'm a retard when I make a C on a test...
But a nerd when I make an A, or a B.
Can I tell you something, sweetheart?
Labels don't define me.
Friends and Best Friends:
Friend: Will help me when I'm lost.
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass,stealing my map and giving me bad directions.
Friend: Will help me learn to drive.
Best Friend: Will help me push the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away.
Best Friend: Won't let me go away.
Friend: Ask me for my number.
Best Friend: Ask me for her number.
Friend: Hides me from the cops.
Best Friend: Is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.
Friend: Lets me make an idiot out of myself in public.
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
Best Friends: Are FOREVER.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKIN AWESOME!"
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and herself in the process
FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your best friend
FRIENDS: Will help you move
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body
FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).
BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you.
FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.
FRIENDS: Say "see you later!"
BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.
FRIENDS: Forgive you.
BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band
FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.
FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"
FRIENDS: Annoy you.
BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.
FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: Will ignore this
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with a lot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV, iStartRiots, CourtneyXDuncanForver, musicaltheatergirl-dxc4eva, SamanthaFenton, Linzerj, raph j,
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
If you are or know someone who is crazy, put this in your profile.
If you love animals, put this in your profile.
If you love to read, put this in your profile.
If you find "copy and paste" thingys addicting, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you're curious about why Skipper's Bobblehead Doll wife, Lola, is not in the POM show, post this in your profile. (Honestly, where'd she go?)
No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.
If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!
If you think your friends and family are awesome, post this in your profile.
If you have copy and pasted more than ten things in your profile, post this in your profile.
I'm random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
Even when you can't see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this in your profile.
95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the guy who plays Edward in Twilight jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile!
95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the Jonas Brothers jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing them off, add this to your profile!
95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the guy who plays Jacob in Twilight jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile!
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search 2% would cry and if you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy and paste this into your profile.
37 Things to do in an Elevator:
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
"A true boyfriend"
When she walks away from you mad
When she stare's at your mouth
When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
She really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you
Bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
Keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
Don't look away until she does
When she misses you
She's hurting inside
When you break her heart
The pain never really goes away
When she says it's over
She still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's "okay" don't believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking, Sweetie?"
If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will:
Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A AUTHOR WHEN...
1) You fall in love with your character's crush
2) When you hear a song, you think of a new story or a story you wrote
3) You dream about your stories
4) If you don't get on a computer, you blow
5) You obsess totally over your stories
6) You daydream your stories
7) You know your story before you even write it down
In New York-
it is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun. (aw man...)
Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM. (do not invoke the wrath of the slippers police)
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
It is illegal to sell your children. ( well I hope so!)
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. (looks like I have to leave my elephant at home)
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. (Shoot, looks like karaoke beach night at the Starbucks is canceled)
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. (but where else can you put them?)
Signs are required to be written in English.
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. (at least you don't have to worry about sitting on it)
in South Dakota-
No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. (... not even gonna comment...)
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. (but they're so comfortable)
It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. (I don't even know what to say)
No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk. (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I'M NEVER GOING TO TENNESSEE!)
Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. (Thats soo sexist)
It’s illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. (I think that's up to the frogs.)
Frightening a baby is in violation of the law. (BOO!)
It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.(oh no! Those clowns in the movie Dumbo are gonna get arrested!)
Dancing is strictly prohibited. (Nooooooooooo!)
It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. ( why a bucket?)
A milk man may not run while on duty. (RUN, MILK MAN, RUN!)
Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. (that's a lot of candy!)
You may not fish on a camel’s back. (A CAMEL! this is not Egypt)
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. (Ok...)
Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back. (WHAT IS WITH THE ANIMALS AND FISHING?!)
The value of Pi is 3. (what does this have to do with ANYTHING?!)
Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. (but you can take showers, right?)
It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.
No one may throw an old computer across the street at their neighbor. (did this happen a lot?)
Clowns beware! (:/ Wow.)
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. ( they do realize that means neither can move, right? obviously not...)
Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal. ( they obviously do not know of Raph's temper)
No one may wear a bee in their hat. (Who would WANT to?)
No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night. (Dang.)
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son; people call her a slut and no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat; no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly; no one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a women bald, but they don't know she has cancer. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't do it
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. (XD)
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this is keep cat
this is a cat
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Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on
A black man walks into a café one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And yet you have the nerve to call me colored" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your site and help stop racism.
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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Girls Don't Realize These Things'
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"
I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk
I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.
I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry that you can't realize... I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry That I cared
I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'.
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough GUTS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
there are 93 precent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Saara-chan, BellaPerea, kairika,no tears left to cry, no more love, RedWritingRebel, TmntRr,raph j
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off!
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you want to run up an escalator while it's going down, copy and paste this into your profile!
IF YOU HAVE BANGED YOUR HEAD ON A RANDOM WALL FOR NO REASON COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped on a chair, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever fallen off your chair, put this in your profile.
If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you are part of the 0. 0000001 percent of people who don't have a Facebook, copy this onto your profile.
If you love writing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone ever called you insane or crazy and you laughed, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever gazed blankly at somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm a fanfiction reader and writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."
If you read this, you have to repost it, please.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the the one true God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile