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Joined 10-09-13, id: 5221789, Profile Updated: 04-15-16
Author has written 13 stories for Ninja Turtles, X-Men, X-Men: The Movie, Doctor Who, Frozen, and Sherlock.

I'm Dantée J!

My username used to be Raph J, but as I am currently far more more obsessed with Doctor Who than TMNT, I've decided to change it.

(the meaning of the new name should be fairly obvious.)

I am 17.

I am named after a guy poet but my name is spelled French and feminine, so yes, I'm a girl.

I am Ukrainian Catholic.

I live in Canada.

I have 4 younger brothers and a 5 year old sister.

my favouite animals are cats!!!

I am very artistic, bossy, and a total drama queen.

I love 2 read comics, and watch comic book movies!!!

MARVEL comics is my favourite, I dont really like DC that much...

Except for Batman.

Why?

"BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!!!!"

my Mom says I'm OBSESSED with movies, comics, Tom Hiddleston, Sherlock, TMNT, and Doctor Who, but I'm not OBSESSED, I'm DEDICATED!!!


I love to read and write fanfiction, but be warned, most of my earlier stories (that would be the TMNT ones) are probably not that good, and have terrible capitalization and punctuation. I'd like to think that my more recent ones, (which are mostly Doctor Who stories and poems) are a great deal better, because I took about a years break from writing on ff.net. I hope you agree!


My Thoughts on Shipping:

I dislike JohnLock for the same reason I dislike 11xAmy or Stony. those 3 pairs all have beautiful friendships, and I think it cheapens their relationship when people try to shove romance into it. it is possible to love someone with all your heart without loving them romanticly. your best friend does not always have to be your lover, and if that weren't enough, at one half of each of those pairs already has a canon ship, which is a big part of their character. your soulmate is a part of who you are, and an Amy Pond who choooses the Doctor over Rory is not the same woman who left the show because she couldn't live without her husband


I love 2: sew, sing, dance, paint, draw, read, write, watch movies and ride my bike.

Fav accents: Brooklyn accent,Australian,Irish, British.

Fav TV shows: TMNT (the 2003-2009 one was my fav), Doctor Who, Sherlock, Agent Carter, Dare Devil, Gotham, Jessica Jones

Fav movies: the Avengers, Spiderman(all of them) ,Tangled, Stand By Me, Robots, Frozen, The Princess Bride, Rise of the Guardians, Wreck it Ralph, Pirates of the Caribbean (all of 'em!),Fifth Element, Les Miserables... (argg! so many awesome movies!!!)

Fav Marvel movies: The Avengers, Thor, Iron Man, Captain America 2, Thor 2, X2, Spiderman, Spiderman 2, who am I kidding? pretty much all of them!!!

fav actors: Jim Carrey, Tom Hiddleston, Robin Williams, Johnny Depp, Nicholas Cage ,River Pheonix, Steve Carrell, Hugh Jackman, Benedict Cumberbatch, Matt Smith, David Tennant, Hugh Laurie, Tom Baker,


Top 6 Hottest Cartoon guys:

1:Raphael Hamato (TMNT)

2: Jack Frost (RotG)

3: Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert (Tangled)

4: The Once-Ler (the Lorax)

5: Kurt Wagner (X-Men Evolution, and in general)

6: Guy (The Croods)


Top 10 Hottest NonCartoon Guys From Movies:

1: Captain Jack Sparrow (PotC)

2: Chris Chambers (Stand By Me)

3: Hamlet (Hamlet)

4: Loki (Thor,Thor 2, The Avengers)

5: Neo (The Matrix)

6: Teddy (Stand By Me)

7: Prince Caspian (Narnia: Prince Caspian)

8: Clint Barton/Hawkeye (The Avengers)

9: Han Solo (Star Wars)

10: Westley (Princess Bride)


Top 3 Hottest NonCartoon Guys From TV Shows:

1: The 10th Doctor

2: Sherlock Holmes

3:


My Top 3 Favourite Doctors:

1: Eleventh/Matt Smith

2: Tenth/David Tennant

3: Fourth/Tom Baker


My Favourite Ships:

Joker/Harley Quinn

11th Doctor/River Song

Amy and Rory Pond

April O'Neil/Casey Jones

Pepperony

Kilgrave/Jessica Jones


Favourite Villains:

Loki Laufeyson (MCU)

The Joker (all versions)

Harley Quinn (all versions)

Kilgrave (MCU?)

The Riddler (Gotham)

The Penguin (Gotham)


fav Ninja Turtle: Raph

fav human TMNT character: Casey Jones

fav superhero: Spiderman

top 3 fav superheroes: Spiderman, Hawkeye, Nightcrawler,

top 6 fav superheroes: Spiderman, Hawkeye, Nightcrawler, Captain America, Wolverine, Daredevil

fav superhero team: Avengers, New Avengers, Fantastic Four,

something that really ticks me off: 2012 Donnie being in love with April wts(what the shell) Casey and April belong together *sighs dreamily* so back off Donnie!


March,2014:

I went to a Retreat, and when I went to Mass I left my purse downstairs...

guess what?!

some JackA$$ stole my purse!!!!

from a CHURCH!!!!

AND IT HAD MY CAMERA IN IT!!!!!

*sits down breathing heavily*

as you can see, I'm a little pissed off...


A poem about abortion:

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


RIP Robin Williams. if you think world lost someone irreplaceable on Aug,11,2014, copy and paste this onto your profile page

if you LOVE Nicholas Cage Freakouts copy and paste this onto your profile page

Nostalgia Critic is awesome!!! if you agree copy and paste this onto your profile page

if you're part of Loki's Army, copy and paste this to your profile

if you think CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow is awesome copy and paste this onto your profile page

if you think Pirates of the Carribean would be BO-RING without Jack Sparrow copy and paste this onto your profile

if you think Will and Elizabeth had the coolest wedding EVER copy and paste this onto your profile page

Rhino the hamster is BE-awesome! if u agree copy and paste this onto your profile page

if u like Han solo better than Indiana Jones copy and paste this onto your profile page

if you think Guy from 'The Croods' is the hottest prehistoric guy ever, and you wish modern guys looked that good, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Jacksfilms is great, but Your Grammar Sucks is awesome!!! if you agree copy and paste this onto your profile page

Smosh was awesome!!!! if you're still loyal to them, despite their recent Failures, copy and paste this onto your profile page

Finebros forever!!!! if you love REACT episodes, copy and paste this onto your profile page

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are Prolife

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you hate abortion

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you grew up with Star Wars

copy and paste this onto your profile page if you think Jack Frost is HOT!!


copy and paste this onto your profile if you're in love with Spiderman

copy and paste this onto your profile if u think Mary Jane Watson is the luckiest woman on earth

copy and paste this onto your profile if you want to kill the people who wrote the Ultimate Spiderman comics for killing off Spidey

copy and paste this onto your profile if you loved The Avengers (movie)

copy and paste this onto your profile if you love the New Avengers comix more

copy and paste this onto your profile if you are super mad at Tony Stark and Reed Richards for making the stupid superhuman registration act

copy and paste this onto your profile if you were majorly ticked off at the idiot who decided to give NORMAN OSBORN Nick Fury's old job

copy and paste this onto your profile if you were super happy when they kicked out Norman Osborn and put Captain America in charge instead

copy and paste this onto your profile if you were double super happy when the first thing Captain America did as head of S.H.I.E.L.D was get rid of the superhuman registration act

copy and paste this onto your profile if you've actually read the comics and not just watched the movies so you actually know what i'm talking about

copy and paste this onto your profile if you think Thor is equally hot in both the comix and the movies

copy and paste this onto your profile if you noticed that the only time the Hulk talks in The Avengers is when he says "puny god" after he beats up Loki, and you think thats hilarious!

copy and paste this onto your profile if u think Loki from the movies is hot but Loki from the comix is U.G.L.Y


Captain America: met two gods, still a Christian

Iron Man: met two gods, still an Atheist

The Hulk: met two gods, beat the crap out of both of them XD


Copy and paste this onto your profile if you like Captain America and you're not even American

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up ALL NIGHT watching Kim Possible episodes at a sleepover, copy and paste this into your profile.

copy and paste this onto your profile if you just lost the game


if you think Raphael is the hottest Ninja Turtle EVER copy and paste this onto your profile page

if you've ever wondered why everyone thinks Leo is a horrible cook and blows up toasters since there's nothing in the show that even suggest that copy and paste this onto your profile page

if u figured out that the reason everyone thinks Leo is a horrible cook is the simple fact that he is WAY too perfect and we need him to be bad at something copy and paste this onto your profile page

if u ever wondered who the first person to write about Don being addicted to coffee in their fanfiction is (since the show(s) have never shown him drinking coffee) and you wish one of YOUR ideas would be in 75 percent of TMNT fanfictions copy and paste this onto your profile page

if u luv Casey Jones copy and paste this onto your profile

Casey Jones kix butt!!! copy and paste this onto your profile if u agree!

if u loved Casey Jones the Movie copy and paste this onto your profile

if you HATE how Casey Jones looks/acts in TMNT 2012 S2 copy and paste this onto your profile

If you still like TMNT and are in double digits, copy and paste this in your profile.

copy and paste this onto your profile if one of your siblings is named after one of the Ninja Turtles (my 7 year old brothers name is Michelangelo)

copy and paste this onto your profile if you noticed that the two turtles named after Archangels are Raphael and Michelangelo

copy and paste this onto your profile if you thought that was really funny since Raph and Mikey are both the opposite of angelic! XD

if you think 2k3 Raphs Brooklyn accent is sooo awesome and by far the best voice for him copy and paste this onto your profile

if you think the only thing that would make 2k3 Raphs voice better would be if he sounded younger since in TMNT 2k3 he sounded thirty not 15 copy and paste this onto your profile

if you noticed that the fact that Mikey has a Californian accent, Raph has a Brooklyn accent and Leo and Donnie don't have either makes absolutely no sense since they all grew up in the same place so they should all have the same accent plus they didn't grow up in Brooklyn or California copy and paste this onto your profile

if you choose to ignore the fact that the accent thing makes no sense because Raph just isn't Raph without his awesome accent that fits him perfectly and ditto Mikey, copy and paste this onto your profile

if you are obsessed with TMNT copy and paste this on your profile

if you're totally in love with Raph and don't even care that he's a different species, copy and paste this on your profile


If you have never drank, smoked, or been to rehab, copy this to your profile.

if your one of the 15 percent of teens that don't live on their cell phone...you know the drill

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you hate back stabbers, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile

If you wanna WHACK the Cartoon Network people for canceling Teen Titans, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you've ever gone into your backyard in your bathing suit at 10 pm when it was raining really hard and stayed out dancing in the rain and singing random songs really off key with your younger brother copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are random and ARE PROUD OF IT, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU LOVE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If two goose are geese, two moose should be meese! If you agree with this, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are tired of copying and pasting things into your profile, don't even bother to copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Anime Azn Cherry, .x.Anime-Lover.x., bloodroseinthetwilight, Anim34eva96, xSushiixCooki3zx, Goddess Of Power,TFSTARFIRE, FoxFirecard, Primesbaby007, Lionlover190, CaMaRoFaN14, JustMakeLeftTurns, Makkenna Witwicky, Luna Prime- Awesomeness, Kimmie98, Aster Sapphire, Raph j,


Best. Quote. Ever:

Mr. Bubbles? aliens are attacking my house. its ok my dog found the chainsaw! *hangs up*-Lilo from the movie: Lilo and Stitch


A Profile Quiz:

1. FIRST NAME: Dantée

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? A famous Italian poet

3. SIBLING NAMES: Pascal, Rembrandt, Galileo, Michelangelo, Anastasia (in order from oldest to youngest)

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? A week ago?

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Yes? (Why wouldn’t I?)

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Bologna

7. KIDS? no I’m 17 for crying out loud (just realized what a weird expression that is)

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Of course!

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Yes. (that means like a diary right?)

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Yeah! Duh! (Except my mom gets mad when I do)

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Um no! (Unless you offered me a million dollars)

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? I hate cereal (I’m a bacon and eggs kinda girl)

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? never

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? no, I’m a wimp in the muscles department

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR? Mint chocolate chip

17. SHOE SIZE? 7

18. RED OR PINK? Red

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? I’m kinda shy. I prefer to read, write, draw, surf the net and watch tv than talk to people

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? It’s a tie between my uncle who lives across the country and my cat who got hit by a car last spring

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? sure! This quiz thingy rocks!

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Gray sweat pants, white and pink sneakers

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Kraft Dinner

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? My mom talking in the next room

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Bright red, TARDIS blue or emerald green

26. FAVORITE SMELL? I have a horrible sense of smell...um pizza I guess?

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mom (sad, right?)

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Their awesome hair

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I copied it from someone’s profile

30. FAVORITE DRINK? Root beer, cream soda

31. FAVORITE SPORT? I’m not a sporty girl, does ballet count? (wait I hated ballet never mind)

32. EYE COLOR? brown

33. HAT SIZE? No idea

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? no (I did but they are a pain in the butt so I went back to wearing glasses)

35. FAVORITE FOOD? Pizza pops, bacon, pork shoulder, Domades, my dads homemade french fries... (I have too many to list)

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Happy ending

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATER? Ant-Man

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? My fancy red dress

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer (it kinda sux living in Canada when you’re super sensitive to the cold so yeah, summer definitely, since winter is like six months long here)

40. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses (not that I’ve ever had a boyfriend to kiss)

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Ice cream bars

42. FAVORITE DESERT? I don’t really care

43. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (First name of favorite actor last word in favourite tv show) David Who

44. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Jubilee Meadowlands

45. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Bapdayko

46. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (knock off of your favorite super hero): Spiderman (or Hawkeye or Nightcrawler or... GAAH! I have too many favourite superheroes)

47. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Apiolao

48. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name, fathers middle name): Sarah William

49. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets) Black Katana (yes I named a cat after a Japanese sword, so sue me)

50. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (first pet's name, favorite car) Fluffy Sunfire

51. YOUR GANGSTER NAME (a shiny object and a movement you make) Quarter Dance

52. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favorite color, favorite animal) Emerald Cat (God that sux)

53. NASCAR NAME (the first names of your grandfathers) Peter John

54. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter) Lorelle London

55. SPY NAME: (your favorite season, favorite flower) Autumn Rose

56. CARTOON NAME: (A generic name and an animal that starts with the same letter) Mary Meercat

57. HIPPIE NAME: (An emotion and fourth favorite color) Dreamy Yellow

58. PORNSTAR NAME: (third favorite color, and a letter) I have no wish to be a porn star so I’m not filling this one out

59. WRESTLING NAME: (favorite action word, favorite video game character) Pow Peach (argg! I don’t play enuff videos games to think of a good one.does princess peach even count?)

60. MURDER NAME: (a get away vehicle, and a defensive move) Van Cowerinfear (what? Thats defensive, kinda)

61. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I put my elbow directly on a light bulb (long story) and it left a big round burn scar on my elbow

62. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? My artwork, some geeky posters, birthday cards,

63. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? No, no and I don’t think so (I should record myself sleeping just to make sure lol)

64. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? CCM, pop, rock n roll, 80s music, Disney soundtracks, retro music (retro means old but cool right?)

65. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 5 pm I think...

66. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To either have a million dollars or become a Doctors Companion

67. WHAT DO YOU MISS? TMNT 2003 (best TMNT series ever!), going to the Calgary Stampede (we moved to Ottawa so now I cant go every year WAAH!)

68. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My computer, my diary, my books, my camera,

69. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'5????

70. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? No

71. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Not any more (unless I see a scary movie then I am for a little bit)

72. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My mom

73. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I don’t care

74. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Green eyes, red or black hair

75. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? At a movie theatre???

76. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Don’t drink either of them

77. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Olives (black and green) and mushrooms

78. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Bacon!!!

79. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? No!!! (EWWW!!!)

80. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? I don’t remember :(

81. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yes!

82. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Totally!!!

83. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I shop at thrift stores they are cheaper and have cooler stuff

84. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? No

85. WHAT KIND IS IT? I used to have lots of cats, we gave them all away..

86. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? No! That would be stupid! (Unless it was the Doctor.. XD)

87. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? You tell me (lol)

88. TYPE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 11

89. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes (like me!)

90. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My Mom (lame right?)

91. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? My younger brother Pascal acting like hes so much and more mature and grown up than me even though I’m 3 years older

92. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? I live in Canada so yeah I have (4 most of my life)

93. YOUR WEAKNESSES? I cry really easy and freak out really easy

94. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Not yet!

95. FIRST JOB? Babysitting

96. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? No

97. DO YOU SWEAR? Not most of the time (I swore when I dislocated my knee and almost fell down the stairs but come on! Cut me some slack!)

98. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Reading a fanfic

99. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? I got surgery done on my left knee so it would stop dislocating all the time

100. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My art/writing

101. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No but I need them (I kinda hope I don’t get them though, cause then I couldn’t chew gum)

102. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? My own I-phone or a Sonic Screwdriver. (yes!!! I got the Sonic!!!)

103. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? As many as God wants to give me! (I hope a lot cause I love kids)

104. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Not really

105. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Whatever I find by the bathtub

106. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? My handwriting is really messy so not really

107. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MEAT? Anything that comes from a pig! (Pork-chops, bacon, pork shoulder you name it! As long as it has fat I’m happy!)

108. ANY BAD HABITS? Does yelling at my little brothers count? Cause I do that a lot (lol)

109. WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I don’t really own many CDs

110. DO LOOKS MATTER? Sometimes

111. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Yelling, asking God to strike the person I’m mad at with lightning

112. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? the Library

113. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My doll, Dolly (I was so good at naming things when I was 4 lol), Jennifer giraffe (guess what kinda animal she was, yep, a giraffe. You’re so smart!), a Jessie doll (y’know, from Toy Story) that I got for Christmas

114. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Don’t have one

115. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Kinda (I think he always annoyed me a little bit. even when I was little I was more of a blues clues and sesame street kinda gal. I did like baby bop tho)

116. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Macaroni and cheese definitely

117. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? He has to be funny, REALLY funny, he cant be a vegetarian, he must be nice, handsome, good at chess, good with kids, prolife, Christian, a MARVEL comics fan, a Whovian, a total Sci-Fi geek/geek in general, not a murderer, totally in love with me...the list goes on and on... (PM me if you're interested!! LOL)

118. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? DJ, Jubes, Raph,

119. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? The Beatles, the Arrogant Worms, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Steve Taylor, Keith Green, the list goes on and on...

120. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOWS? TMNT (2k3), A.N.T Farm, Jessie, ICarly, Hannah Montana (what? I thought it was funny! Don’t judge me!), good luck Charlie, Kim Possible, Doctor Who, Sherlock,

121. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? (I’m home schooled so I have no idea what this question means so...) N/A

122. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes...why do you ask? (Ok now I’m scared!)

123. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? 2 months?

124. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? But there is a 64! What is wrong with you? First you ask if I like my hands then you ask if I have all my fingers and toes and now you’re telling me there’s no 64 when there is? Are you trying to mess with my head???

125. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? No idea (wait fastest I’ve driven or fastest I’ve been in one? Cause I don’t have my drivers license yet)

126. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? That would be cool I guess

127. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Paint It Black?

128. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Abortion, s2 and s3 of the new TMNT on nickelodeon (s1 was pretty cool but the others suck!), the Percy Jackson movies (loved the books hated the movies), dogs,

129. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? September (my birthday month)

130. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Virgo (mine!)

131. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown :(

132. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? A&Ws, KFCs, Mcdonalds

133. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Eww! No!

134. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Doctor Who Series7, The Angels Take Manhattan (nooo!!! not Amy and Rory!!!)

135. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Either Halloween, Christmas or my birthday

136. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? I started to learn guitar. Hated it. Prefer to use my voice

137. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Neither (I’m Canadian and and 17)

138. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships (duh!)

139. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Something from iTunes I think..

140. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I have a bike. Thats it.

141. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? American Gods

142. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Pathetic, The last time a boy outside of my family kissed me I was eight and it was on the cheek (and in front of my ballet class, I was teased for weeks)

143. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? Not that I know of

144. DO YOU HAVE ANY PHOBIAS? I hate bugs especially spiders (yes I know spiders aren’t bugs, whatever!)

145. ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING? Bubble gum flavoured medicine (what! Its true!)

146. IF Y0U WERE A MUTANT, WHAT WOULD BE YOUR POWER? An X-Men type Mutant or a mutated Mutant?

X-Men Mutant: Nightcrawlers powers! (and appearance)

mutated Mutant: Spider-mans powers!

147. DID YOU STEAL ANSWERS FROM OTHERS PROFILE? I tried not to, but only the ones I agreed with

148. DID YOU FIND SOME OF THESE QUESTIONS ODD? A lot of them were really weird yes

149. DO YOU FOR-SEE YOURSELF GOING BACK AND CHANGING THESE ANSWERS AFTER TIME? Maybe *shrugs* maybe not (yes, I did go back and change them)

150. DO YOU THINK MORE QUESTIONS SHOULD BE ADDED TO THIS? Sure! This is fun!


Motorcycle Crash:

Girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love


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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We're Sparkly)


If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Michael Bay should be ripped a new one for killing off Ironhide and Jazz, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a crush on any fictional character, copy & paste this to your profile. (omg to many to count!!)

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are insane but intelligent, put this in your profile!

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this on your profile if you've ever felt like crying from reading a fanfic story.

Put this on your profile if you've ever liked someone but they totally didn't like you back or were already taken.

If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile.


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up a Naruto manga and know exactly which part you're at by reading one bubble. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OGD (Obsessive Gaara Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you laugh at someone doing an ordinary thing like combing their hair. Crazy is if you've memorized the Zelda game backwards and forwards because you've played it 5 times and helped people play it 4 times! Crazy is if you talk to you're imaginary friends so much even your mother thinks you're insane. Crazy is when you just randomly burst out laughing during an 'akward silence' moment, then just said, "So, what's up?".Crazy is when you're so happy to have found someone who luvs TMNT as much as you do that you squeal really loud and immediatly start singing the TMNT theme song as loud as you can with her in the middle of a HUGE line up. Crazy is when you’re in love with a fictional time travelling alien from the planet Gallifrey, and you aren’t afraid to make ANYTHING you see a Doctor Who reference. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!


"Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues..."

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown at them, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that fool!

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED! Apparently you told Santa that you've been good this year… he died laughing.

Would you like a side of epic with that fail?

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I laugh harder.

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon. (woo!)

When all else fails, read the directions.

Someone told me that it was illegal to kill someone just because they pissed you off...crap...

I'm not a tomboy, I'm just better than you.

I am who I am and I be who I be, you can kiss my ass if you don't like what you see.

I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not.

Party hard, rock and roll. We're the class you can't control

I'm not clumsy, I just think faster than I move.

I'm not random, I just think quicker than you. Jealous?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Does the noise in my head bother you?

When it rains at my party, we dance in the rain.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Being mature is overrated.

I'm the kind of kid who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!


If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.( beware me!)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. ( happened to me once... the guy who said that got so ticked!!

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.


I have the kind of friends that if my house was burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen.

I'm smiling because I'm your sister. I'm laughing because there's nothing you can do about it. If you have a sibling that thinks you are a major menace, put this on your profile.

Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

I used to be normal until I met those losers I call my best friends.

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.

I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am thekid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Linzerj, raph j,


Weird but True quotes:

I was laying in bed last night looking up at the stars and thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss

The road to success is always under construction

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

What do you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die


18 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!", or "I choose YOU, PIKACHU!!"

16. Have a friend push you down the aisle in a shopping cart as you yell "THE REDNECKS ARE COMING! THE REDNECKS ARE COMING!"

17. Shout at the top of your lungs "WALDEMORT IS TAKING OVER!" and count how many people turn to look at you.

18. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking


FEMALE COMEBACKS

HE: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

SHE "It's in the phone book."

HE: "But I don't know your name."

SHE: "That's in the phone book too."

HE: Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?

SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: Your place or mine?

SHE: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?

SHE: Do not enter.

HE: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

SHE: Unfertilized.

HE: I would go to the end of the world for you.

SHE: But would you stay there?

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

HE: Going my way, babe?

SHE: I'm going the other way, genius.


40 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1. What color is your toothbrush? Pink

2. Name one person who made you smile today: my little sister

3. What were you doing at 8:00 am this morning? Sleeping

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Watching tv

5. What is your favorite candy bar? Mars bar, after eights, oh henry’s

6. Have you ever been to a strip club? Nope, probably never will.

7. What is the last thing you said aloud? “I am not obsessed with Doctor Who!”

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Mint chocolate chip

9. What was the last thing you had to drink? Water

10. What was the last thing you ate? Lasagna

11. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? No

12. What was the last sporting event you watched? Idk

13. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? white cheddar

14. Who is the last person you spoke to/sent a text message to? my mom

15. Have you ever gone camping? Yes, unfortunately (the horror! the horror!)

16. Do you take vitamins daily? Yes

17. Do you have a tan? yes

18. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? no way! pizza first, chinese food second

19. Do you drink your soda with a straw? not usually

20. What are you doing tomorrow? Doing schoolwork, Going to youth group, watching a movie with my dad

21. Look to your left, what do you see? a wall

22. What color is your watch? I don’t have a watch

23. What do you think when you hear "Australia?" hot guys with cute accents!

24. What is your birthstone? Sapphire (September)

25. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? my mom

26. How many states have you lived in? I’m Canadian, but I did live in Ohio for two years when I was younger

27. What was the last song you listened to? ‘Ninja rap’ (go ninja go ninja GO! Go ninja go ninja GO!)

28. Can you recite the alphabet backwards? No I cant (but I can say it in french!)

29. Do you have a maid service clean your house? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I wish.

30. What is your favorite pair of shoes that you wear all the time? my sneakers

31. Are you jealous of anyone? Amy Pond. she has gorgeous red hair, a handsome, sweet, adoring husband, an awesome time travelling alien for a best friend, and gets to travel ANYWHERE in time and space! sure she got trapped in the past by evil living angel statues, but still, it would be totally worth it.

32. Is anyone jealous of you? I doubt it!

33. Do you love anyone? My family and friends, numerous fictional men,

34. Do your friends have children? No! We’re just teens! That is so not happening yet!

35. Do you hate anyone that you know right now? Yes

36. Do you use the word "Hello" daily? Pretty much

37. What color is your car? Don’t have a car.

38. Do you like cats? I LOVE cats/kittens. So much better than dogs

39. Are you thinking about someone right now? The Doctor, and how much he must be missing Amy.. (guess who just watched The Angels Take Manhattan)

40. Have you ever been to Six Flags? Whats six flags???


Why America Has Some Issues...

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking's in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can get their cigarettes in the front.

4. Only in America...do people order a double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counter.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and then pile our junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we don't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot-dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'blood-sucking creatures'.

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

...and THATS why i live in Canada! lol!


If you sit in your car waiting for the song you love to be over, then leave...

If someone tells you "don't look now", but you do anyway...

If you love waking up in the middle of the night, and realizing you have more time to sleep...

If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back...

If your headphones are ALWAYS tangled...

If slow computers drive you CRAZY...

If you love laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe...

If you use your cell phone to see in the dark...

If you can't help but find everything hilarious at 4 AM...

If you think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really make a difference...

If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is...

If all those years you watched Blues Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL...

If you can't stand to hear your own voice in videos or recordings...

If you pull out your phone and pretend to text in awkward situations...

If you check behind the shower curtain for murderers before getting in...

If you love people who text back instantly...

If you stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels soooo good...

If you really wish you could record your dreams and watch them later...

If you wish music played during epic moments in your life, like in movies...

If you hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING...

If you walk a little faster when you see a creepy van...

If you hate how the best part of your dream is always right about to happen when you wake up...

If you haven't lost it... you just... haven't found it yet...

If you and your best friend can say one word and almost die from laughing hysterically...

If you have to try SO hard not to laugh when you're getting scolded...

If you and your best friend could sit down next to each other, not say a single word, and walk away feeling as if it was the greatest conversation ever...

If you stop the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEPs...

If you know because everyone's house has a different smell that yours must have one. But you still can't smell it!...

If you have to say the entire alphabet out loud because you can't remember what letter comes next...

If you get paranoid because the spider you saw five seconds ago isn't there anymore...

If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument...

If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life...

If your favorite song always seems to come on right as you pull into your driveway...

If you mentally say "Wed-nes-day" when writing the word "Wednesday"...

If you used to climb on furniture and pretend the floor was lava...

If you want to STRANGLE that kid who reminds the teacher about homework and quizzes...

If you were first in Mario Kart, you fell off a cliff, and then you were... last...

If whenever someone says 'I like your shirt', you look down to see what you're wearing...

If you look down at your cell phone when you're walking past someone you want to avoid...

If you hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done."...

If you have dropped your phone on your face while laying down texting...

If once you turn off all the lights in the basement you run the heck out of there...

If you feel like a ninja whenever you drop something and catch it...

Then you are the best kind of human there is, and we should be related


6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.

3. And discover that #1 is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot..

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face


If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.

If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the kids should lay off of Lucky and let him have his Lucky Charms in peace, copy and past this onto your profile

Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! SUPER KITTY, AWAY!! WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA!Boxxy wuvs u!!! If you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own.

If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

paste this into your profile.

if you believe in and love God, copy and paste this on you're profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

f you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews copy this onto ur profile

You have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, hard, across the face copy this onto ur profile

If you sometimes absolutely have to write something.copy this onto ur profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question,copy this onto ur profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb or rude copy this onto ur profile

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't give a damn about being popular, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

FnaFcnitoi si Amwseoe if you can crack this code, copy this on your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character copy and post this into your profile.

If you ever gazed blankly at somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever managed to steal cookies from the kitchen, without getting caught, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm a fanfiction reader and writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

If you like reading fics, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever had a cute pet, copy and paste this it into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you’re single then paste this in your profile.

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random, and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

f you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.)

If you have ever laughed evilly only because it was fun to do so, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Goldilocks should be arrested for breaking and entering and the bears should have reported her, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst into song for no particular reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character (not necessarily a sick dream), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a crush on any fictional character, copy & paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sounddrive, Screamer's girl,CrazyFangirl1999, Hex the Ninja, ZaneMetaknightlover, KirbyofRandom, Emeraldgal, Karly-Ninja-of-Mist, MagicOfSumner,raph j

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever want to be a cat copy and paste this into your profile

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If you think Firestar is the awesomest warrior character copy and paste this into your profile

If you like Firestar's warrior name better than his leader name copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Spottedleaf didn't deserve to die copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish to be Firestar or Graystripe copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish to be Spottedleaf or Sandstorm copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish to be Squirrelflight or Leafpool copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish to be Brambleclaw or Crowfeather copy and paste this into your profile

If you think warriors is the best books of all copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish the warriors books are true copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish you were born a cat and not a human copy and paste this into your profile

If you copyed and pasted this copy and paste line copy and paste this in your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tried to put you foot behind you head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever stared at someone/something for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you are one of the people without a boyfriend or girlfriend and lived, then repost this in your profile!

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If you quote along with your favourite shows and love doing that, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you laugh at inapropriate moments, CAPTIYP.

If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a total klutz copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you're a bookworm and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate annoying fangirls who create an account on ff.net only to write a story where they insert themselves in their favorite cartoon, movie or book without even thinking twice to check their grammar and punctuation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If Avercrombie and Holister said it wasn't cool to breath 95 of all teens would stop breathing. If you are part of the 5 who would die laughing instead copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here! Mistieana. Cara(TheHuntress), Linzerj, iddiotic 95 precent., raph j,

If you are writing 12 stories at the same time copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you hate doors copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile.(note to self do not run into a tree next time. it hurts)

f you're ever talked to yourself and actually answered out loud while people in the room looked at you like you had seven limbs, three unnatural (well, duh) heads, and feathers sprouting from everywhere on you, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get angry that not all of the copy-and-paste things have proper puncuation, copy and past this onto your profile.

If you are forever striving to achieve good grammar, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (all the time)

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want the planet to become more sustainable, copy and paste this into your profile, then go recycle something.

If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Konoha-Salad, Exclamation mark and co., Optimistic-Pessimist, GuesssWho, Nahala Riddle, and Mourning Star under the Moon.,raph j

If you think the statement "I like to watch you while you sleep. I find it fascinating" is stalkerish rather than sweet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and Paste if you detest Child Abuse

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

f you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile

I want child abuse to stop. If you do to, copy and paste this into your profile

I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are really hyper when you are tired, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker!) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile

I don't understand some of the things people put on the copy and paste things, if you don't too copy this to your profile.

If you think that Robin and Starfire are as dense as Danny and Sam, copy this to your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this,because the in the Bible it says if you deny me,I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.


Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes.

According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.

Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense..

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

Ever notice how even the Coexist bumper sticker puts Islam and Christianity as far apart as possible?

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

Whatever you are, be a good one.

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

Belief gets in the way of learning.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

Cynics are made, not born.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.


You know you live in 2014 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did


Things I Never Knew! :D

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".

(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".

(Too late! You lose!)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".

(But wouldn't that save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".

(...thanks for the warning?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".

On a Japanese food processer:"Not to be used for the other use".

(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".

("WHAT" spits nuts out and looks at them weird "no wonder they didnt taste like pinapples)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".

(aww, but i was going to throw them at people)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly

(while running of a cliff "WAIT! WHAT?!)


REMEMBER WHEN ..

getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?

the worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?

when mom was your hero and Dad was the boy you were gonna marry?

when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings

and race issues were about who ran fastest?

when - WAR- was a card game

and life was simple and care free?

remember when all you wanted to do

WAS GROW UP?

I know what happened to that last one. . .but what about everything else?


Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL.

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART.

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG.

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY.

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH.

Calling me FAT won't make you PERFECT.

Calling me UNCOOL won't make you COOL.

So why bother?

So you're saying that:

I'm a loser because I don't want to be popular.

I'm a pansy because I dont ask every guy out.

I'm > > special because I act silly in public.

I'm nasty because I have a single zit on my face.

I'm a hippy because I'm not cool with violence.

I'm a freak because I don't dress just like you.

I'm a moron because I stand up for myself.

I'm a retard when I make a C on a test...

But a nerd when I make an A, or a B.

Can I tell you something, sweetheart?

Labels don't define me.


Friends and Best Friends:

Friend: Will help me when I'm lost.

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass,stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

Friend: Will help me learn to drive.

Best Friend: Will help me push the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away.

Best Friend: Won't let me go away.

Friend: Ask me for my number.

Best Friend: Ask me for her number.

Friend: Hides me from the cops.

Best Friend: Is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

Friend: Lets me make an idiot out of myself in public.

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade.

Best Friends: Are FOREVER.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKIN AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and herself in the process

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your best friend

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).

BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you.

FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.

BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.

FRIENDS: Say "see you later!"

BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

FRIENDS: Forgive you.

BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.

FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.

BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

FRIENDS: Annoy you.

BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap.


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with a lot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV, iStartRiots, CourtneyXDuncanForver, musicaltheatergirl-dxc4eva, SamanthaFenton, Linzerj, raph j,


I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"


If you are or know someone who is crazy, put this in your profile.

If you love animals, put this in your profile.

If you love to read, put this in your profile.

If you find "copy and paste" thingys addicting, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you're curious about why Skipper's Bobblehead Doll wife, Lola, is not in the POM show, post this in your profile. (Honestly, where'd she go?)

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

If you think your friends and family are awesome, post this in your profile.

If you have copy and pasted more than ten things in your profile, post this in your profile.

I'm random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this in your profile.

95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the guy who plays Edward in Twilight jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile!

95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the Jonas Brothers jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing them off, add this to your profile!

95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the guy who plays Jacob in Twilight jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile!

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search 2% would cry and if you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy and paste this into your profile.


37 Things to do in an Elevator:

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."


"A true boyfriend"

When she walks away from you mad

Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you

Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder

Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

She really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands

Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you

Bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

Keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

Don't look away until she does

When she misses you

She's hurting inside

When you break her heart

The pain never really goes away

When she says it's over

She still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's "okay" don't believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;

"Who's butt am I kicking, Sweetie?"

If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will:

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."

Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.


YOU KNOW YOU ARE A AUTHOR WHEN...

1) You fall in love with your character's crush

2) When you hear a song, you think of a new story or a story you wrote

3) You dream about your stories

4) If you don't get on a computer, you blow

5) You obsess totally over your stories

6) You daydream your stories

7) You know your story before you even write it down


Stupid laws:

In New York-

it is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun. (aw man...)

Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM. (do not invoke the wrath of the slippers police)

In Florida-

Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

It is illegal to sell your children. ( well I hope so!)

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. (looks like I have to leave my elephant at home)

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. (Shoot, looks like karaoke beach night at the Starbucks is canceled)

In Georgia-

Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. (but where else can you put them?)

Signs are required to be written in English.

No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. (at least you don't have to worry about sitting on it)

in South Dakota-

No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. (... not even gonna comment...)

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. (but they're so comfortable)

In Tennessee-

It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. (I don't even know what to say)

No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk. (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I'M NEVER GOING TO TENNESSEE!)

Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. (Thats soo sexist)

It’s illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. (I think that's up to the frogs.)

In Missouri-

Frightening a baby is in violation of the law. (BOO!)

It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.(oh no! Those clowns in the movie Dumbo are gonna get arrested!)

Dancing is strictly prohibited. (Nooooooooooo!)

It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. ( why a bucket?)

A milk man may not run while on duty. (RUN, MILK MAN, RUN!)

In Idaho-

Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. (that's a lot of candy!)

You may not fish on a camel’s back. (A CAMEL! this is not Egypt)

Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. (Ok...)

Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back. (WHAT IS WITH THE ANIMALS AND FISHING?!)

In Indiana-

The value of Pi is 3. (what does this have to do with ANYTHING?!)

Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. (but you can take showers, right?)

It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.

No one may throw an old computer across the street at their neighbor. (did this happen a lot?)

In Alaska-

Clowns beware! (:/ Wow.)

In Kansas-

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. ( they do realize that means neither can move, right? obviously not...)

Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal. ( they obviously do not know of Raph's temper)

No one may wear a bee in their hat. (Who would WANT to?)

No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night. (Dang.)


A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son; people call her a slut and no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat; no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly; no one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a women bald, but they don't know she has cancer. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't do it


Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. (XD)

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on


A black man walks into a café one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And yet you have the nerve to call me colored" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your site and help stop racism.


If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!


Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize... I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'.

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough GUTS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


there are 93 precent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Saara-chan, BellaPerea, kairika,no tears left to cry, no more love, RedWritingRebel, TmntRr,raph j

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off!

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you want to run up an escalator while it's going down, copy and paste this into your profile!

IF YOU HAVE BANGED YOUR HEAD ON A RANDOM WALL FOR NO REASON COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped on a chair, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever fallen off your chair, put this in your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are part of the 0. 0000001 percent of people who don't have a Facebook, copy this onto your profile.

If you love writing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone ever called you insane or crazy and you laughed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever gazed blankly at somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm a fanfiction reader and writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.


This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

If you read this, you have to repost it, please.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.


Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the the one true God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile


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Therapy by PuddinFreakyStyle reviews
"Life is a carnival, Harley. If the carousel's spinnning too fast for you, you might as well just jump off now." An in-depth take on Harley's origin story. An act of kindness towards Arkham's most notorious villain sparks a downward spiral which will change Harleen Quinzel's life forever. How far can you go before you break? A story of love, obsession, madness and new beginnings.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,886 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 9/28 - Published: 5/14 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker] Bruce Wayne/Batman, OC
Life and Death by Crystallinee reviews
What's death without life? A joke without a punch line. And this is going to be their greatest joke of all time. This is the birth of the heir of the crime empire. Harley Quinn x the Joker. Suicide Squad-verse.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/27 - Published: 9/23 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker]
A Mark of Insanity by thequeenofpeace14 reviews
Doctor Harleen Quinzel never expected her soulmate to end up being her first ever patient at Arkham Asylum, The Joker. But the soulmate identifying tattoos never lie. A Joker/Harley origin fic with a dark Soulmate twist. AU. Sexual themes, violence.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,584 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 9/23 - Published: 8/27 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker]
Out Of Her Mind & Stuck In One Place by alinova reviews
An AU story set in the same universe as SS. Harley Quinn starts off as an inmate within Arkham Asylum... the psychiatrist known as Harleen Quinzel comes later. Twists and turns and a different take on the Joker x Harley explored briefly in SS.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,392 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/22 - Published: 9/18 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker]
Go Home by Crystallinee reviews
Why did the Joker have baby clothes in his lair? What if Harley lost something other than her Puddin', what if she lost something she never had? When she is going through her darkest times, only he can help her through. Dark. Harley x Joker.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/18 - Published: 8/12 - [Harley Quinn, The Joker] - Complete
I Love You, Bro! by BurnThoseEyesBlue reviews
The five times Mikey told Raph he loved him, and the one where Raph said it back.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Abstinence by Crystallinee reviews
He must have her back, no matter what it takes. - The Joker's perspective of his separation from Harley in Suicide Squad, and after their reunion. Angst and fluff.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 8/11 - [The Joker, Harley Quinn] - Complete
Exiled Prince by JubileeProductions reviews
Exiled by the gods, Percy is left to roam the world listlessly, dodging SHIELD and HYDRA alike as he is tugged between two worlds. And now, something terrible and nameless is wakening within him. A fathomless force of lost power is clawing to the surface, burning away who we once knew as Percy Jackson. The gods have made a grave mistake.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,750 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 1,636 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Percy J., Captain America/Steve R., Wanda M./Scarlet Witch
Just Like You by Crystallinee reviews
Where the rest of the world sees a monster, Harleen Quinzel sees a man. A man capable of loving her, in his own twisted way. This man is The Joker. This is her transformation into Harley Quinn, starting at Arkham Asylum. Suicide Squad-verse.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/5 - [The Joker, Harley Quinn]
Universal Displacement by Talk With Your Hands reviews
Sequel, AU. It's almost been a year and it's still hard for Sutton to count the Marvel universe as home. But when a mystery illness strikes her, Sutton is thrown for a loop as she finds that things can always get worse. Suddenly she's lost, with no team to back her up, and is forced to make big decisions on her own. She just might realize that the MCU can be home after all.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 159,847 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 6/1/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Leonardo, the Fearless leader: Way to the darkness by Crystal Violeta reviews
Leonardo has gone blind in a fire that caused Michelangelo by accident. Leo has struggled to get ahead, but despite his efforts, neither, he nor his family have managed to adapt to his new condition. His family will be able to throw him away and leave him, just to get rid of him?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 99,557 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Tra La La, Dr King by Sheryl Holmes reviews
Sarah has been through an ordeal and, as a result, imagines she's endured the events of the Labyrinth. Her stepmother takes her to see a plethora of shrinks, none of whom help. When, at 17, Sarah experiences something impossible, in a last ditch effort, she is taken to the office of one Dr. J. King, an unorthodox psychiatrist dealing with traumatized teenagers...(Slowburn S/J)
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,058 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Sarah, Jareth
Their Little Monster by rocket-queen98 reviews
Set before, during and after Suicide Squad―"Oh, look at our little baby, Puddin', off to blow up the entire world." Her father was a formidable force and her mother was a little less crazier than her father. Her home life wasn't the most stable but her parents would burn down the entire city to the ground for their little devil. Smart and deadly, she proudly took after her parents.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 8/9 - [The Joker, Harley Quinn] OC
Death Throes by Crystallinee reviews
The Joker finds out about Griggs abuse of Harley. After completing their revenge, can he help her overcome the trauma? Set after Suicide Squad. The Joker x Harley.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/18 - Complete
I'll Always Remember You by CowabungaChick reviews
Being held captive and tortured for "medical reasons" was getting old. They knew they were different. Their "mutations" made this crystal clear. But enough was enough. One day, Liza Montgomery decided she had to get herself and Cassidee King out of that government lab alive. No matter what the cost. *Warning: Eventual Liza/Turtle and Cassie/Turtle*
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,300 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 11/18/2013 - OC
Blind Mans Bluff by Derdra The Brave reviews
Sarah encounters the Blind Beggar in the Labyrinth through a different scenario, but who is he really? And when an evil from the past comes to collect what its due, can Sarah and the Beggar prove that their wills are strong and their kingdoms are great enough to overcome dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, or will the truth be to much to handle?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,098 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 11/24/2015 - Jareth, Sarah
Spaded Tails and Feathered Wings by Aaron Ledgers reviews
Lyra is an antisocial albino with freaky eyes, uncontrollable powers, and a warped sense of reality thanks to years of abuse. When the X-Men save her and accept her into Mutant High, they soon realize that they've stumbled upon someone... different. Things also take an interesting turn when a curious blue someone develops an odd attraction to this new, accident-prone girl (Kurt/OC)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 220,114 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 6/13/2013 - [Nightcrawler, OC] Rogue, Logan/Wolverine
Teenage Mutant Agent Avengers by PlushChrome reviews
The Avengers and Loki, working against Hydra, are "killed" in action. A year later, SHIELD takes down a secret Hydra base only to find a group of super teens, mutated and experimented on for months before having their memories wiped. With Hydra in control of the earth, there's only one thing to do: Train the New(?) Avengers into agents, all while searching for answers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,321 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B.
Distortions In Time by kakashidiot reviews
Thanks to a horrible twist of Fate, Loki was not discovered by Odin after the Battle of Utgard. Growing up on Jotunheim, he lived as an outcast due to his small stature - until unfortunate events led him to other Realms. Familiar lands and people play their parts in this distorted tale. BAMF! Jotun!Loki AU. Set pre/during/after Thor/Avengers Assemble. MCU-verse.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 95 - Words: 521,775 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
The Thing About Destiny by Just Watch Me Fly reviews
When a mysterious bracelet sends Anna into the world of Marvel, away from everyone shes loves, can she find a new family, with the Stark's perhaps? As Tony's new nanny? As Tony becomes more and more attached to Anna he is devastated when Anna disappears when he is 14. How does he react when she shows up again, 26 years later looking exactly the same? Spans all Marvel movies.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 139,647 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 1,769 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, OC
Father, Mother, and four little teens by littlebabyturtlelove reviews
Second part to 'Father, Mother, and four little turtles' is based when the turtles are teens. Arinna, now having spent 15 years with the turtles has begun to fully understand what it is like to be an adult. Although her appearances and words maybe more mature, in her inner thoughts... well... she's still the same old Arinna. A creeper. A nice creeper, but still a creeper.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 195,799 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 8/5/2013
Walney High by Protagonist009 reviews
An AU Frozen, Tangled, ROTG, HTTYD, Brave, and other movies crossover. Anna and Elsa with their cousin, Rapunzel, are going to be going to a boarding high school. There will be romance, friendship, sisterhood, and hilarity is ensured. Main pairings are AnnaXKristoff, Jack FrostXElsa, and FlynnXRapunzel. Full description in chapter 1. Come on! Check it out! Ya know ya wanna! :)
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 95,061 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] [Jack Frost, Elsa]
This is Our Life by PerrythePlatypusGirl reviews
CGI Modern High School AU. When MK transfers to a new school after her mother dies, she thinks she is the only one with problems. But then she runs into a certain group of friends and is quickly proven wrong. Multi-crossover. Epic, Frozen, Tangled, Brave, Hotel Transylvania, the Lorax, ROTG, HTTYD, and much more. Rated for mild language.
Crossover - Epic & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 219,637 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 3/4/2014
Destiny Works In Mysterious Ways by Just Watch Me Fly reviews
The what-if, might've beens, could haves and maybes of The Thing About Destiny. Everything ranging from alternate love interests, to family drama, and Anna doing what she does best. Getting in trouble. This will include The X-Men, Fantastic Four, Guardians of the Galaxy, and of course the Avengers. I will take requests for one-shots, just leave a review or message me with your idea
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 113,437 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B., OC
Red Temptation by Linzerj reviews
Winner of the 2011 Best TMNT Crossover fanfic! What if a certain red-masked, hot-headed Turtle had rescued Brooklyn during Temptation instead of Demona? Friendships are formed as the unique NYC guardians meet and keep watch over their city.
Crossover - Gargoyles & Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,069 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Brooklyn, Raphael
Bo by Linzerj reviews
Robin was now certain that New York City had no need for a Titans branch, because it had skilled mutant ninja Turtles guarding it already. (Meanwhile, Beast Boy finds a kindred spirit within this new team, and enemies team up to bring them all down...) 2012 TMNT verse.
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,156 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Donatello, Robin - Complete
Turtles Forever : A New Beginning by Hannurdock reviews
It's been a week since the Turtles from the 2003 cartoon met their 1980's counterparts. However, the dimensional interference has bought chaos to the multiverse and suddenly ninja turtles find themselves uniting with other versions of themselves - bringing together the Turtles from the 2007 movie, 2003 cartoon, 1980's cartoon and the 2012 cartoon. How will they all get on? AMENDED.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 77,550 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Splinter, April O'Neil, Casey Jones, Shredder
Fear and Fascination by Taneva Rose reviews
What if Kilgrave realized that Jessica Jones was far more interesting when she was operating under her own free will? AU Retelling from their first meeting.
Jessica Jones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,836 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 12/13/2015
Rage and Love by nottenanymore reviews
One-shot. Kilgrave's POV. He reflects on Rage, Love, and Jessica Jones.
Jessica Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2015 - Jessica J., K. Kilgrave
AKA That Hero Thing by Taneva Rose reviews
In which Jessica Jones stays with Kilgrave at the house and tries to trick the devil into saving the world.
Jessica Jones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,936 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 12/13/2015
Snowflakes by muppethands reviews
A series of drabbles taking place before, during, and after the movie. So many little stories have yet to be told...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 93 - Words: 77,940 - Reviews: 4965 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 1,743 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 11/23/2012
Happiness is Bliss by BurnThoseEyesBlue reviews
SAINW: When Don disappeared 30 years ago, no one knew what happened to him... What if he had had a daughter sometime in those many years? Meet Bliss, the daughter of the genius turtle known as Donatello.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,530 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Donatello, Raphael, OC
Counting by Randomcat1832 reviews
"She would sit by the window for hours, waiting, and counting the days until that enigmatic blue box finally came for her." Young Amelia's early days waiting for the Doctor. Set during the timeline from "The Eleventh Hour."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,735 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 6/17/2015 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Alpha by FreyReh reviews
Michelangelo is missing, help comes from somewhere the turtles least expect it. Homicide Detective Tara Howes and her partner Diana Fredrick are a great team and a lot of it has to do with Tara's secret... Though she wonders that if someone like her AND the turtles are in Manhattan... What ELSE lurks in the city? Rated M
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,456 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/24/2015 - Published: 5/26/2013 - [April O'Neil, Donatello] Michelangelo, Raphael
April's Diary by Connie Nervegas reviews
April writes about her daily experiences as a grown woman hanging around with four teenage ninjas. The only place where she can vent openly when they get on her nerves and about what she really thinks of them.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 109 - Words: 304,982 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 7/3/2010 - April O'Neil
The Ghost and Molly Hooper by Doctor WTF reviews
When Molly moves back to London she finds the most beautiful flat up for rent. Too bad the previous occupant isn't ready to leave it yet. -AU-
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,769 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper
The Trial on the Mothership by Grac3 reviews
Part six of the Loki and the Doctor series. The Avengers were never supposed to get to New York. The Other is not happy. Beamed onto the Chitauri mothership with a familiar Stark Industries employee and a nuke heading straight for them, there's only one man who can help Loki now. Episode tag: Avengers / Post-Terror of the Autons/Pre-The Green Death. See warnings inside.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/17/2015 - 3rd Doctor, Jo G., Clara O., Loki - Complete
The Minds of the Madmen by Grac3 reviews
Part five of the Loki and the Doctor series. While watching his not-brother fight a man of iron from a clifftop, a new - or very old - Doctor whisks Loki away to Gallifrey to meet an old 'friend' of his. But the Doctor's intentions are not as clear-cut as he would have Loki believe. Threeshot. Episode tag: Avengers / Post-Robot/Pre-The Hand of Fear. See spoiler warnings inside.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,458 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 10/12/2015 - 4th Doctor, Sarah Jane S., The Master, Loki - Complete
Broken by Grac3
The Doctor was never supposed to read River's diary. See spoiler warnings inside.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2015 - 10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Teeth and Curls by Grac3 reviews
Eleven accidentally introduces River to Four. They connect instantly, over one simple thing.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2015 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] 4th Doctor - Complete
A Defunct Type 40 by Grac3 reviews
For all that the TARDIS isn't fond of Clara, she can't ignore the fact that, if it weren't for her, she never would have met her Doctor. Based on the 1st Doctor scene from The Name of the Doctor. TARDIS POV.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2015 - 1st Doctor, Susan F., TARDIS, Clara O. - Complete
The Ultimate Kiddie Adventure by Marvelite5Ever reviews
Or: The day the Ultimates got turned into children and Deadpool had to babysit them. (I really hate that you can only list four characters. Because as well as containing Peter, Wade, Sam, and Ava, this story also contains Danny, Luke, Fury, Phil, Lola [Phil's flying car], Thor, and Loki.)
Ultimate Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,711 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Peter P./Spider Man, W. Wilson/Deadpool, Sam A./Nova, Ava A./White Tiger - Complete
Now You Are Become Death (the Destroyer of Souls) by Marvelite5Ever reviews
This story is about Pietro and Wanda's (platonic) sibling relationship, and is going to contain multiple AUs that either continue from or change Pietro's death scene. There will be some continue-it chapters, some fix-it chapters, and some break-it-even-more chapters.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,224 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 5/10/2015 - Pietro M./Quicksilver, Wanda M./Scarlet Witch - Complete
Full Circle by Shivver reviews
How do you embark on a new life when you'd really like to return to the old one? (AU #2 for "The Actor", story #2)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/24/2015 - 10th Doctor, OC - Complete
A Choice of a Lifetime by Shivver reviews
In which David is about to do what he must, but is interrupted. (AU #2 for "The Actor", story #1)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,071 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/23/2015 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W., OC - Complete
One More Day by Shivver reviews
David delays the sacrifice he must make for one more day. (AU #1 for "The Actor")
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,836 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 7/1/2015 - Donna N., 11th Doctor, Rory W., OC - Complete
The Invisible Trickster by Deathstroke Terminator reviews
Fem!Jack "Do you think bitter souls are escaping Valhalla to haunt us"? "Don't be ridiculous Thor", Loki said with a brief roll of his eyes. MiM sends Jack to the Marvel dimension in order to save the Nine Realms. The problem? No one can see her. How do you save the world when no one can see or touch you? Hmm, well at least she can mess with the gods in the meantime.
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 151,290 - Reviews: 1886 - Favs: 1,807 - Follows: 1,871 - Updated: 7/2/2015 - Published: 6/26/2013 - [Loki, Jack Frost]
TARDIS Thoughts by GhostDog401 reviews
The TARDIS's thoughts throughout each episode of (New Who) Doctor Who NOW UP: Army of Ghosts, a storm is coming and the TARDIS can do nothing to stop it
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/2/2015 - Published: 10/19/2014 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
Serving Girls by LuluCalliope reviews
Two girls are sucked into the world of The Princess Bride, where they will experience romance while searching for a familiar face from the past. Follows the book, but is also similar to the movie. Written in memory of Jenna Nicole Keith. Please read and review.
Princess Bride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,062 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Buttercup, Fezzik, Inigo Montoya, OC
Fix You by melissawtf reviews
When SHIELD takes down one of the biggest anti-mutant operations, one mutant in particular stands out. Camille Saunders is one mystery SHIELD can't break so it's up to our favorite superheroes to step up to the plate.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 80,937 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., OC - Complete
Better to Have Loved by VGiselleH reviews
A tragedy prevented in the past gives the Hamato clan a chance for happiness and safety it was never allowed before, but completely changes the turtles' lives and their concept of "family". Destiny however can not be changed, nor denied it's sacrifices.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,464 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
The Son of Hermes by morethanjustfangirling reviews
It was just another day at camp. A newcomer appears and he's the new talk of the town. Strange things are going on and not even Oracle knows how things might turn out. We just have to wait and see. [[ The Big Four AU Percy Jackson ( Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons. You know who they are.) ]]
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,321 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/28/2015 - Published: 3/25/2013
Evening at the Docks by Emrys Holmes reviews
An alone and depressed Doctor sits on one of the docks near the river Thames, holding a bottle of aspirin. No one can comfort him now. Or can they? Rose Tyler hasn't met the Doctor yet in her timeline. Will she be able to help? Rated T for suicidal themes. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/15/2015 - Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
Getting Along by greypilgrim127 reviews
Tony has the brilliant idea of inviting all his Avenger friends (with Loki and Bucky) to live at Stark Tower. All goes well until Bruce gives Tony a bad haircut, Tony sends the Avengers on bogus quests, Bruce hulks out...and much, much, more! No pairings or slash. Mild language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,065 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
A Chair In Its Proper Place by gauchadeutsche reviews
Missing scenes from His Last Vow, mostly revolving around the big reveal and the missing months between it and Christmas at the Holmes'. Ch. 4 up.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,092 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 1/17/2014 - John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Jotun Snowflakes by Marvelite5Ever reviews
THIS STORY HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,623 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 4/28/2015 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Loki, Thor, King Laufey
Five Times Luke Annoyed Paul by Grac3 reviews
Luke joined Paul on his mission around the known world, but his writing kept getting in the way.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2015 - Paul/Saul of Tarsus - Complete
Book Three: Tempest by FreyReh reviews
Alice returns to the dark alternate universe which is currently in a galactic war against the Triceratons and other alien races that want to make the people (and mutants) of Earth their slaves. (FULL SUM INSIDE) M for lang, violence, and sexual themes
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,861 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Raphael, OC] Michelangelo, Donatello
Universal Headaches by Talk With Your Hands reviews
AU. Sutton is living the average life. That is, until The Avengers suddenly appear out of nowhere! Now she's stuck babysitting them, and Loki, until they can find a way home. It should be easy, right? No problem. That is, unless the government noticed them too. Or if Loki acts on this sudden interest in her, so-called, "potential".
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,572 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/2/2015 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
All Twelve of Me by Etimire T reviews
Four psychiatrists and twelve years after arriving onto a stranger's doorstep, John Smith has been diagnosed with multiple-personality disorders, psychosis and schizophrenia. However, Vastra believes John is much more than he seems and offers him a place in her prestigious and mysterious school for unusual and talented adolescents. (mutants/superpowers AU)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,249 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 7/5/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor, Rory W.
Strange Beam by Not Even The Turtle reviews
The guys are hit with a weapon that seems to have no effect on them at first. In the morning though, everyone quickly realizes that things sure have become strange. Well, unless you consider becoming a girl, having a fear of turtles, reverse aging, and severe narcolepsy normal. 2k12, Mostly Crack
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,743 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 3/9/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Tangled Web by Ruinous Crow reviews
Peter already wasn't dealing well with the whole Spiderman thing, and then all of this happened. He has his own problems, but somehow or another he keeps stumbling into other people's too. Pre-Avengers, slow buildup.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,002 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 2,069 - Updated: 3/7/2015 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Iron Man/Tony S.
Tony Spark by Doodled93 reviews
Avengers/Iron Man cross with RotG. Tony Stark died at 20, 1957 protecting his parents from the electrical discharge of a reactor exploding. He wakes, remembers, and when the Moon whispers to him, Tony Spark, he frowns. "How about no." Where Tony is the spirit of innovation and won't let a thing like death and not being able to be seen or heard or felt hold him back from his life
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,402 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Man in the Moon
In Another's Shoes by Splinter reviews
Mike's the leader? Raph's the engineer? Don's the rebel? Leo's the goof off? What was Splinter thinking? He's thinking he needs some comic relief at his sons' expense. Besides, it's all in the name of learning. Some bad language. Reader beware.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,939 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 12/26/2005
Pompeii by Linzerj reviews
Oroku Karai is still Hamato Miwa, just as Splinter is still Hamato Yoshi and Shredder is still Oroku Saki and both are her still her father no matter who she really is. Now it's just a matter of figuring out what to do about it. (A set of connected drabbles set to Bastille's "Bad Blood" album, following canon but turning AU at a critical point.) Now complete.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,099 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Splinter, April O'Neil, Shredder, Karai - Complete
Shocked into Reality by Etimire T reviews
What if one morning the Doctor and Sherlock Holmes wake up and realize they've switched bodies? Can they stop the switch from continuing to happen? How does this affect their friends? Now they must travel across universes to find each other and set things right.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,755 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Sherlock H., John W.
The Fall of the Trickster by Grac3 reviews
Part four of the Loki and the Doctor series. The Doctor, Rose and Jack are bored out of their minds and can't decide where to go next; the TARDIS decides to take over, sending them to the location of a set of coordinates that the Doctor has had for a very long time. Episode tag: Post-Thor / Post-The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Thor - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,796 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 11/28/2014 - 9th Doctor, Jack H., Rose T., Loki - Complete
Bring Him Home by Leonardo1885 reviews
Sequel to Healing the Broken. When one of the brothers goes missing the others will stop at nothing to find him and bring him home. But will they find him before someone else does?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,092 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Complete
Healing The Broken by Leonardo1885 reviews
How much can someone take before they break? And will healing even be possible? Raphael is about to find out.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 133,214 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Raphael - Complete
Torn by Etimire T reviews
What if when the 9th Doctor regenerated, the Time Energy he absorbed from Rose Tyler flipped around the order of his regenerations so that instead of sprouting an trench coat and tie, Rose must deal with a Doctor with an unearthly addiction to bow ties and suspenders? However, it's not 11's turn, and the paradox forces him to flip back and forth between his 10th and 11th self.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,365 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 8/10/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor
Blurred Lines by Lexifer666 reviews
AU based on an alternate ending of the 2k12 episode Plan 10, if April and Casey hadn't been switched back right away. My take on how it would impact them and the entire group as the lines between gender and personal identity start to blur. Rated T for:sexual confusion/situations, violence. Won 3rd for Best Overall Multi-chapter in the 2014-15 TMNT Mature Fanfiction Competition.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,296 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Donatello, Raphael, April O'Neil, Casey Jones - Complete
The Prince and the Roman by Grac3 reviews
Part three of the Loki and the Doctor series. A few months before Thor's coronation, Loki is in the fields of Asgard when a smoking TARDIS crash lands nearby. Inside is a Doctor that he recognises, and a married couple just trying to celebrate their anniversary. Episode tag: Pre-Thor / The Power of Three.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,441 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2014 - [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] 11th Doctor, Loki - Complete
A Day in the Sun by Mikkeneko reviews
Thor runs afoul of Loki's latest diabolical plot - to lure him into a trap and steal his body, his powers, and his identity! But once he has Thor's life, what does Loki plan to do with it? 2014 Big Bang fic, Loki/Tony, bodyswap, humor.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,666 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Loki, Thor, Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Conviction by Grac3 reviews
While Coulson lies dying, he muses on all the reasons why Loki won't win. Based on a Sherlock quote.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Loki, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The girl who isn't April by Nellasbokplanet reviews
Set directly after the Kraang Conspiracy. Something lived. Something that isn't April...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Karai
Father, Mother, and four little babies by littlebabyturtlelove reviews
I'm just a street rat. I've seen a lot of stuff. However, in one day I had seen a man change into a giant Rat, attacked by four robot like guys in suits, and watched baby turtles become infants. Sure, okay, no problem. Only one thing has come up as an issue. While the Rat man was fleeing for the sewers, he forgot one of the turtles! I can't just leave him. WHAT DO I DO!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,997 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Donatello, Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo
The Weirdest Pizza Delivery Job Ever by Laughter's Tears reviews
Ever wondered what a pizza delivery person's reaction would be to the teenage mutant ninja turtles? If you have, then you're about to find out. Meet Kate. Average pizza delivery girl with what is about to become the weirdest and awesomest job of her life
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,845 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 8/11/2010
The Sword in the Stone by Grac3 reviews
Part two of the Loki and the Doctor series. Teenage Loki is avoiding warrior training by hiding out in the library, when the Doctor shows up and offers to show him the TARDIS library; little do they know that waiting for them among the books is a monster almost as old as the universe itself... Threeshot. Episode tag: Pre-Thor / Post-Doctor Who (TV Movie).
Crossover - Doctor Who & Thor - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,155 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 10/14/2014 - 8th Doctor, Weeping Angels, Loki - Complete
Adventures in Equestria by MonetTheTurtle reviews
Mikey, Raph, Donnie, and Leo were sitting in their lair, watching Space Heroes, when something happened that would change their lives forever. They were sucked into a portal leading to a strange world filled with multi-colored horses that could talk, mythical creatures, and magic. TMNT 2012, MLP:FiM K , just in case.
Crossover - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,340 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello
Subtraction by LeDiz reviews
Or, Five ways the turtles dealt with loss. Five drabbles from different worlds, in which our boys (don't) cope with death.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2014
Prelude by Grac3 reviews
Part one of the Loki and the Doctor series. In the middle of the night, Loki is visited by a time traveller who tells him that they will meet several times throughout the prince's life, but never in the right order. Pre-Thor / Post-The Name of the Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2014 - 11th Doctor, Clara O., Loki - Complete
Bleeding Myself Cold by Marvelite5Ever reviews
A collection of poems and freewrites about Thor and Loki. Because I'm obsessed with them. And I enjoy playing with words and writing after midnight; hence most pieces are rather strange XD
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 8,660 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Poems on Loki by Joki of Sassgard reviews
A collection of poems about Loki Laufeyson.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Loki
A Tuneless Symphony by Etimire T reviews
Sherlock is investigating several murder sites, but all of the bodies are missing and the evidence seems to say that the victim isn't staying dead for long!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Jack H., Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Fade Into You by Shortstacked reviews
Madeline wants a life of her own, away from her father and her history. What she doesn't know when she moves into Baker Street is that Sherlock and John will be her undoing, and it will be made worse when someone dangerous finds out who she really is. (This is actually a crossover with Iron Man/Avengers, but Sherlock is where the main story takes place)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,343 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - OC, Sherlock H., John W.
MARVEL TEAM UPS by Marvelite5Ever reviews
A fic consisting ENTIRELY of TEAM-UPS between various MARVEL characters! Ch1: Quicksilver plus Shadowcat. Ch2: Loki plus Rogue. Ch3: Sabretooth plus Cyclops. Ch4: Hawkeye plus Angel. Ch5: Nick Fury plus Deadpool.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,004 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 7/11/2014
Do it for Me by Joki of Sassgard reviews
One-shot: This takes place in Thor TDW while Loki is in prison. *prepare for mother/son feels*
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Loki, Frigga - Complete
Visiting Mommy by madwriter223 reviews
The Avengers are shocked to hear that their arch-enemy Loki has kids. They are even more shocked when the kids come by to visit. LOKI FAMILY FLUFF!
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Loki, Odin, Frigga, Thor - Complete
When Doctors Collide by Alliprince reviews
What will happen when suddenly Doctors 9, 10 and 11 are forced to live together in the TARDIS with old and new companions? T to be safe. Characters that might appear: Rose Tyler, Mrs. Tyler, Martha Jones, Mrs. Jones, Captain Jack, Mickey, River song, and more! (Do not own the cover! WILL NOT UPDATE REGULARLY!)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 51,265 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 10/29/2013 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor
Who by GrayCharacter16 reviews
The Avengers - Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, the Hulk, Black Widow, Hawkeye, and the Falcon - need backup if they're going to save the city from the invading Nemehvores. They've run out of resources, though, and there's no one else to call in. Help comes from an unexpected quarter . . . (LONG ONESHOT)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,225 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/26/2014
A Tale of Four Brothers by An Odd Scribe of Lore reviews
(AU)The Great Mutation. No one knows who it will choose, or why. Few even know of its existence. But when four boys with entirely different personalities come together, the Mutation chooses them. Now, they must learn to hide their secrets of transformation, survive high school, and learn the secret art of ninjitsu in their new form as... turtles? (2k12 verse) ADOPTED BY PRAYERGIRL!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,781 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
In The Genes by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
2003 series: An overzealous geneticist has pushed his unspeakable experiments too far. Now his darkest secrets have escaped. Mutated monsters, government conspiracies, and an ancient, alien apocalypse may be more than a turtle can handle. Rebooted characters from the 80's series, no OCs.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,518 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Monalisa, Irma L.
The East Wind by SeductivelyDeductive13 reviews
What if Sherlock hadn't survived the shooting. He bled out in Magnussen's office and now John's left without a best friend, without a wife and the burden of raising his child alone. A child whose imagination runs rampant and whose imaginary friend seems eerily familiar. But then, Sherlock made a vow and he's damn well going to keep it.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/10/2014
Because Bucky Said by greypilgrim127 reviews
All the Avengers used to think that Bucky was the one who got Steve in trouble, and that Steve was, in fact, a gutless chicken. However, within a few days they realized it was quite a different story...
Crossover - Captain America & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
All is Vanity by Grac3 reviews
Fourteen drabbles on the mindset of Nine, based on the Book of Ecclesiastes.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - 9th Doctor - Complete
Legacy by Scribe of Turesa reviews
This is the story of how I died, of how I lost everything. This is how I became a hero in even the eyes of the humans who saw. This is my legacy. Are you prepared for my tale? Cover by: DeadPea on Deviantart
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Donatello
Just A Number by Grac3 reviews
The Doctor lies about his age; he just doesn't know that he's lying. There is only one person in the entire universe who knows the true age of the Doctor: the one person who has stayed by his side throughout every single one of those long, long years.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2014 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
Loki and The Avengers by Marvelite5Ever reviews
"You're all the world's greatest heroes, yet you were all too embarrassed to admit you played instruments," Fury sighed, shaking his head. "Huh," Tony said thoughtfully. "A band isn't a bad idea actually." The Avengers all nodded. "But who's going to sing?" Bruce pointed out. Everyone glanced around nervously. "My brother sings," Thor said after a pause. "LOKI SINGS?"
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,899 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Complete
The Moment of Truth by gauchadeutsche reviews
Novelized Day of the Doctor, with appearances by all of the Doctors affected by the Time War. There will be bickering, revelations, apologies, lost companions, and crazy ideas. Read and find out if extra Doctors change the outcome at all, and what else they do when they're together! Featuring Eight, Nine, Twelve, and the Metacrisis.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,065 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/2/2014 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, 12th Doctor - Complete
Cover Up the Sun by Mikkeneko reviews
After the invasion of Asgard by Malekith the Accursed, Loki seeks shelter in the one place in the Nine Realms he knows he will be welcome: Charles Xavier's School for Gifted Youths. Sequel to A Villain State of Mind; no pairing, rehabilitation, angst/comfort.
Crossover - Thor & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,183 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Loki, Charles Xavier/Professor X, Nightcrawler, Hank/Beast - Complete
The Actor by Shivver reviews
While filming his final specials for Doctor Who, David Tennant finds himself in the TARDIS, face-to-face with a future incarnation of the character he portrays, his childhood hero. When he discovers that he can't return to his own world, he must determine his place in this strange yet familiar universe. 11th, Amy, Rory, 10th
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,822 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 4/18/2014 - 10th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Nine by frombluetored reviews
Nine strangers are kidnapped and sealed in a room together. Their captor, an unhinged man who calls himself 'the Master', gives them an order: they have to determine how they're all connected. They have ten minutes to figure it out before one of them is killed. And then the clock restarts. [Based on the film 'Nine Dead'. Action-based plot, but the primary subplot is Clara/11/12].
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,905 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - 11th Doctor, Clara O., 12th Doctor
In what world are we? by RubyLilies reviews
Alright, this is all very strange, for one thing, though impossible, I am somehow in the lair of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! A few others and I of my school are in a way trapped here, although Andy seems to think she is heaven. I guess I should start from the beginning to make sense... My first fan fic please read and review
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,288 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 6/29/2013
However Improbable by toinkeroo reviews
John is Sherlock's imaginary friend growing up. One day, he says the words you're never meant to say, not unless you're ready to say goodbye. Growing up is a cold, lonely journey after that. Until years later, when he accidentally says the words that bring him back.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,249 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Redefining the Impossible by Etimire T reviews
"You're asking us to believe you died, woke up in another body, and now CONVENIENTLY can't remember who you were before." Rose shook her head, "That's insane." "I never said it wasn't," the stranger murmured. The pink and yellow human sighed, "What's your name then? Do you know?" The stranger thought for a moment, "I think they call me the Doctor."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014 - 10th Doctor, Jackie T., Mickey S., Rose T.
Promises by PerrythePlatypusGirl reviews
When the beautiful Princess Rapunzel visits his factory, Once-ler realizes that the two of them have a lot in common. Well...almost.
Crossover - Tangled & Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2014 - [Rapunzel, The Once-ler] - Complete
Melee by Not Even The Turtle reviews
How did Don get his lab? His brothers and Sensei were certainly shocked when he did, of course! Remember one thing; Never give a genius time to prepare for battle. One-Shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,062 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Dear Raphael by BurnThoseEyesBlue reviews
After a terrible accident, Raphael is left in a coma, and Leonardo writes letters to him, hoping that Raph will listen.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Finding Heart by RebelWriter6561 reviews
Not an angel. Not a brother. Not a boyfriend. How three men's use of emotional duct tape can be more effective than you'd think. Sherlock/Avengers crossover. Loki moves into 221B, and shenanigans go down.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,165 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Thor, Loki
You're in My Spot by Grac3 reviews
Drabble. Sherlock is in Sheldon's spot.
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Leonard H., Sheldon C., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Personality Problems by BurnThoseEyesBlue reviews
The brothers make bets with each other that they cannot switch each other's personalities around for one week. Yeah, like that's ever going to work! Welcome to the Hamato family, REVERSED!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,978 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Adjustments by Aster Sapphire reviews
When April moved in there were bound to be a few of them...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,454 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 5/27/2013
New acquaintances by Nellasbokplanet reviews
The turtles and April thought their lives were tricky enough with both the Shredder and the Kraang hunting them, but then a new enemy enters the picture and makes everything that much worse. Suddenly they have a government agent with a shady past on their heels, and he isn't the only newcomer in their lives lately. No OC's, just old characters brought back to life.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 123,612 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Agent Bishop, Monalisa, Neutrinos, Angel
Gallifrey High by HiroLemonFan reviews
She was nothing like the other students. All she wanted was to cook delicious food. Then one day, she befriended a loner, and the two worked together to break free and form their own futures. Doctor Who AU featuring humanized aliens.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,375 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 11/28/2013 - [Clara O., 11th Doctor] Rose T., Cult of Skaro
For Now by n00btmntfan reviews
A dropped faceguard and a lost shuriken signify something deeper as Karai sits on the rooftop pondering what her feelings mean. One-shot; very subtle Leorai.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Leonardo, Karai - Complete
Turtles' Mask Colors by dondena reviews
This is an updated version on what the turtles' mask colors mean.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Complete
I, Erasmus by EmbersArmy reviews
When Leonardo is kidnapped by the Shredder at only 2 years old, he is raised as a Foot ninja along side his sister Karai. Splinter had chosen to forget about his eldest son and keep his remaining three sons from ever knowing there was a fourth. But when destiny reveals itself, there is no stopping these separated brothers from growing suspicious as they cross paths again and again.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,061 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Leonardo - Complete
Dear Fanfiction authors, by purplefern reviews
The turtles (and their friends and enemies) have a thing or two to say to fanfiction authors.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 7,704 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Complete
New Life by Bayluff reviews
All his life, Leonardo's been moved around, and forced to take care of his little brother as his parents paid attention to their jobs instead. When they move to New York, Leonardo meets some new people that change his life, for better or for worse...he's still not sure. He's betting on for the better though. Human AU, probably not quite what you're expecting.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,586 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Shades of Blue by EmbersArmy reviews
My father always said that all bad decisions would result in an even worse punishment. Even though I got the jest of what he was saying I couldn't help but disagree, especially when one of those "bad decisions" actually resulted in something I considered good. What was that result you might ask? Why don't you ask the newest member of the family, my daughter.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,466 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Leonardo, OC - Complete
Out of Orbit by SeductivelyDeductive13 reviews
After the fall, a Sherlock in absence of his blogger decides that perhaps the solar system isn't so dull after all.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Two halfs make a whole by Turtlefan141 reviews
As the couples have their off springs, they find out just how hard it is. Yet as their lives go on, they meet familiar faces. Will the mothers and fathers have to bring the weapons out of retirement to protect their ever growing family?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
A More Fantastic Regeneration by StoriesFromTheWasteland reviews
A re-imagining of John Hurt's regeneration in Day Of The Doctor. Now with 67% more Christopher Eccleston
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2013 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, War Doctor - Complete
Tea for Two by Scotia Daniel reviews
"Mr. Turtle?" Leonardo found himself lost in thought. "Mr. Turtle?" The room had dolls, flowers, everything a little girl could ask for. Nothing that stood out to him that he was used to, like pinball machines, a punching bag, comics…"Daddy?"
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Leonardo, Karai, OC - Complete
Green Guardian Angel by SSJ2Luke reviews
Mrs. Morrison has developed a deep friendship with her guardian angel over the past two years. The only problem is, she still has no idea what he looks like. Will he trust her enough to show her, or will she find out the truth about Raphael some other way? 2K3 cartoon. Two years after the episode "Touch and Go."
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Raphael
An Unusual Team by TMNTfan1 reviews
TMNT teams up with the Teen Titans, plus two of my original charcters; Kayla and Jordan! Hope everything turns out good :)
Crossover - Teen Titans & Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,581 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Complete
1000 Years by Wholocked221 reviews
He loves her, and she loves him. This wonderful pair. The Doctor and the TARDIS. The TARDIS and her thief. (Just a little 50th Anniversary celebratory ficlet that I banged out in out half an hour about their relationship.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2013 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
In the Dark by Kathryn Hart reviews
One day Rose sees the Doctor in his new TARDIS, wearing a tweed jacket and a bow tie. And suddenly her life with the clone Doctor is turned to hell, and the only one who can save her from herself is the Doctor. But Rose hates him with all her being for what happened and doesn't want to see him. Can he change her mind and show her the love they used to have? Eleven/10.5/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,513 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [Rose T., 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor Duplicate] - Complete
The Prodigal Daughter by EmbersArmy reviews
"It's been almost three months after my rescue from a small cramped alleyway in New York City. It's been almost three months after my father tried to kill me for the second time. It's been almost three months after I feel deeply in love with an olive green, mutant turtle" (Sequel to: The Effects of Purple) DonatelloXOC
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,765 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Donatello, OC - Complete
Tmnt: Raphael's new life by RandomQueenA reviews
Raph gets injured when out alone one night. After five years of being unheard from, what will happen when he comes back with a invitation? With thanks to my beta-reader RedWritingRebel. Please read and review.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,149 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Raphael
The Doctor's Boy by Tony Mischievous Stark reviews
AU Tony 'dies' at 15 because Howard fails to save him & Howard's the one who takes the roll as IronMan.After the events of New York, Loki reveals that Tony is alive & is traveling with the Doctor.Will Howard search for his son?Will his son accept him?Has the Doctor replaced Howard as Tony's father figure? Will the Doctor allow Howard near Tony again after everything thats happened?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,395 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, Iron Man/Tony S.
This is Halloween by RebelWriter6561 reviews
Loki learns about Halloween, and predictably likes the sound of it.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Loki - Complete
Blind Sight by Leonardo1885 reviews
Sequel to Alone in the Darkness - you don't have to read it before you read this one but it would be best if you did. When two turtles go missing and one is too injured to fight it is up to Leo to save them. But will he let his disability hold him back?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Complete
The Effects of Purple by EmbersArmy reviews
"The wind smacked her face and froze the tears that began to lapse from her eyes. Almost there, she could see the other side! "Just a few more steps and it will be all over, you'll be safe!" she told herself to try and encourage her tiresome legs that began to wobble." ... DonatelloXOC
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,107 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Donatello, OC - Complete
The Turtles Watch TMNT Mini Episodes by Jaddis reviews
As the title suggests, our favorite mutant turtles find the mini episodes on YouTube. Poor Mikey just can't get a break. *Previously known as Randomchick16.*
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,094 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Freedom In Death by ToryTigress92 reviews
Pirates AU. After Miss Jane Foster's ship is attacked by pirates, she discovers familiar friends and a love she'd long thought lost to the sea. But will he let her in, and what can come of it if he does? Jane is not free, and the only true freedom is in death... Please read and review!
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,837 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/28/2013 - [Jane F., Loki] Thor, C. Barton/Hawkeye - Complete
Winter in a Sea of Pines by Rakked reviews
I realized that big turtles age slower than humans. That means that Leo is inevitably going to see Karai grow old and die while he's still young and strong, barring violent death. This is a quick little bit on that theme. Let me know how it makes you feel!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/27/2013 - [Karai, Leonardo] - Complete
Nuclear Seasons by frombluetored reviews
AU. Dr. John Smith gave up on life and his career after the deaths of his best friends. When he meets a feisty nurse named Clara, who demands he return to his practice, he's not looking to save anyone else. But he soon realizes that life doesn't always go the way you planned when he meets someone very unexpected and finds himself falling for the nurse who changed his mind.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 164,761 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
A Father's Love by inactivatedaccount reviews
In which Odin shows Loki what it is to have a loving father, and Loki's broken heart is healed through an act of kindness that shakes Asgard to its core.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Fallen: Father, Mother, and five little babies by GC4life reviews
Basically a combination of my story and littlebabyturtlelove's. It has both Giotto and Arinna and will be starting from when they were mutated. Summary: What if the turtles and another brother? or a mom? or both! rated T to be safe
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,849 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013
Accidentally in Love by IrishPrincess7678 reviews
What happens when our four heroes meet four girls with similar personalities as them? (yup, it's one of THOSE stories) Will they find love or heartbreak? Will they overcome evil or will it consume them? Yeah I suck at summaries, you don't need to tell me
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,880 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Is That A Snake In Your Pocket? by RebelWriter6561 reviews
John and Sherlock meet Loki's...little friend. Finding Heart Universe one-shot.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/11/2013 - John W., Loki - Complete
Don't Read This by scarletphlame reviews
No, really... don't. Just don't.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2013 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Paradise by SparklinPinkHeadfones reviews
One is an artist; the other is a cheerleader. One is an athletic legend; the other is a master at physics. How exactly did these four become friends? And how is everyone else liking this arrangement?
Crossover - Brave, 2012 & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,282 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Merida, Jack Frost
Finding Father Time by Jinx2016 reviews
"Where is Sherlock?" There it was. The question John had dreaded to hear from those lips. John knew he had to tell The Doctor. He deserved to know after all. With a shaky breath John met his old friend's gaze, feeling the tears burn his eyes and blur his vision. "He's dead."/ WhoLock!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2013 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
LOKI by Alydia Rackham reviews
Yes, he had allowed the Jotuns into Asgard. But he had not counted upon starting a war. Or Thor's banishment. Or watching his entire world unravel in front of him. This is "THOR," from the point of view of Odin's second son. NO SLASH. Tie-in to Fallen Star.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,705 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Loki
thorns by someofusare reviews
All human AU. Rose Tyler leads an ordinary life as a shop girl, until she meets the Doctor. A rewrite of the first series of the new Who set on this planet as opposed to many. "How could this man, with his wide, happy smiles, be the same as the one that had such fire, or the one that sat in her flat, his eyes so pale and blank, his mouth a thin, heavy line?"
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,645 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
His Helping Hand by lifewithdaleks reviews
AU- When the Doctor meets Clara Oswald in his bookshop he finds himself drawn to her, and the story that surrounds her.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,901 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
New New Life by I'mnotblinking reviews
Rose's thoughts after The Doctor leaves her on Bad Wolf Bay. "New new life?" "New new life." Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
The Avengers: Lokitty Edition by Marvelite5Ever reviews
Avengers AU where Loki escapes from the Chitauri and ends up on earth. Injured and exhausted, he disguises himself as a cat. And Steve has a thing for saving abandoned kittens. Then when The Other is sent to retrieve a couple stolen relics, Thanos has an army and a plan, and everyone thinks Thor is insane... (Protective!Thor, Protective!Avengers, BAMF!Loki, no pairings)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,424 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Loki, Thor, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
28 Lokis and a Thor by Marvelite5Ever reviews
Post-Avengers, Loki is in prison in Asgard, and, of course, Odin is very, very angry. He tries to cast a spell on Loki so that he must show his emotions, but it goes horribly wrong. And then, as if matters couldn't get any worse, Thor's hammer gets stolen. So you end up with 28 Lokis and a Thor, all dressed in drag. Inspired by a picture by Yuuram93 on DeviantART, and Norse myths.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,476 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Loki, Thor, Odin, Frigga - Complete
Fandom Big Brother by S.Z.Raff reviews
What would happen if 2 characters from 6 fandoms were all stuck in one house? The Big Brother house, perhaps? Well that's completely up to you - you hold the power of evictions and tasks. Avengers, Doctor Who, HIMYM, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Sherlock. This is one gigantic crossover.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,335 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Martha J., 11th Doctor, Hermione G., Draco M.
Christmas Magic by kakashidiot reviews
For penance, embittered!depressed!enraged!Loki is doing time on Earth. After being taken off the streets of New York for the Secret Operation Bring Loki Home for Christmas, Loki struggles to enjoy Christmas - wishlists, cutting and decorating the tree, etc. Which is an emotional roller-coaster for Thor. And perhaps, you, dear reader. If you join in the fun! Complete!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 189,052 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Loki - Complete
Tangled Dorm Assignments by zoemund reviews
So flamingly AU that is burns to read it. (But it's a good burn.) Jack and Merida have been friends as long as either could remember; but all is not perfect in their worlds, and they're torn apart... dormwise. Merida gets roomed with an almost annoying girl called Rapunzel, Jack with the awkward Hiccup. It could be worse. Or, the Big Four in a college/modern day AU.
Crossover - Tangled & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Rapunzel, Jack Frost
With Friends Like These by inactivatedaccount reviews
A broken god crashes onto the roof of Stark Tower, and Tony and Steve are horrified by what they find. As Loki's story unfolds, the Avengers discover what really happened when Loki was taken back to Asgard, and what he has endured for the past year. A powerful enemy emerges to threaten Asgard as Loki struggles to recover in the care of those who were once his bitterest foes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,145 - Reviews: 2108 - Favs: 2,365 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Loki, Thor, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Aged-Vengers by claudiapriscus reviews
The Avengers as a retirement home.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Agent Phil Coulson, Pepper P., Thor - Complete
A Villain State of Mind by Mikkeneko reviews
To no one's pleasure, Loki ends up stranded in SHIELD custody after the events of The Avengers. Wary of Loki's dangerous abilities, Nick Fury calls in the favor of an old friend to help him keep this new threat under control - but can even the formidable Professor X save Loki from himself? Angst, hurt/comfort, redemption; no pairing.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,990 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Of Cases & Cocaine Addicts by SeductivelyDeductive13 reviews
Inspector Lestrade could never have anticipated the affect Sherlock Holmes would have on him when he dragged the addict's prone form from a dank gutter in the shadows of London. However, it became all too clear as he watched his body being lowered into a 6 foot deep hole in the ground.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Not So Cool by Mordanyes reviews
John Smith XI, most commonly known as Eleven to the rest of Hogwarts, was proud of his status of being the most fashionable of all his brothers. It's five weeks into his first year at Hogwarts that Eleven first realises that his uniform is missing something. Human/wizard Doctor Who AU set in Harry Potter universe.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2013 - 11th Doctor - Complete
The Princess Dorm: An ROTG Fanfic by jackfrostbeliever reviews
This is a mega crossover story, consisting of a lot of Disney and a few OC's. Vanessa is the main character, a princess by marriage who is anything but, sent to a princess academy to become a lady. Naturally, that doesn't work out.
Crossover - Brave, 2012 & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,479 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Merida, Jack Frost, Man in the Moon
The Dead Fool by RebelWriter6561 reviews
How an impossible April Fool's trick led to discussing dead men, dead bodies, and living dead. Set in the Finding Heart verse, and after The Fall.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Molly Hooper, Loki, John W. - Complete
Cerulean Flame by FreyReh reviews
Leonardo has been having strange dreams of a woman in black fighting an unknown assailant. At the end of each dream she reaches out to him but he cannot save her. When dreams start transforming into reality he realizes his destiny is much more important than he thought.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,000 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
As Long As You Stand By Me by ResidentBunburyist reviews
He'll wear his promise to Mary on his left hand and his promise to Sherlock on his right. And if John Watson is anything, he is a man of his word.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Strings and Souls by RebelWriter6561 reviews
Sherlock plays his violin only for himself. Not for John and Loki. Not really. Drabble in the Finding Heart verse.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Sherlock H., Loki - Complete
Survival of the Species by Hannurdock reviews
SLASH, gender switching. Mikey has a shock.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,907 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 3/19/2001 - Complete
When they meet by jamesgatz1925 reviews
Actually a crossover between BBC Sherlock, WB Sherlock Holmes, Disney The Great Mouse Detective, and CBS Elementary. I dreamed of them all meeting so I wrote it down. It's just silly.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2013 - S. Holmes, Sherlock H. - Complete
Pete's World by CastieltheCompanion reviews
Rose is heartbroken after the Doctor leaves her on Bad Wolf Bay again and she has to accept her new life with TenTwo, who's trying so hard to please the woman he and the Doctor love equally.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
Loki, the Innocent Bystander by RebelWriter6561 reviews
For once, Loki was the entirely innocent one in the situation. Sure, he did it so as not to get shot, but who really does that spare a few minutes pain? Sherlock/Avengers AU
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Sherlock H., Loki - Complete
I Am Swaplocked by Doctor WTF reviews
It's just the sort of case that Molly Hooper lives for. Identical twins murdered on the same night on opposite sides of town at the same time. But the victims didn't have an identical twin. And twins don't share fingerprints. And for some reason Sherlock Holmes thinks that he is a Consulting Detective instead of her Pathologist. Fascinating. -A swaplocked sherlolly fic-
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,877 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
What's Your Recipe? by Doodled93 reviews
John is a surprisingly good cook, Moriarty finds out, and Sherlock is annoyed at having all his leftovers stolen. Add John cooking something he ought not have, and John's troubles truly begin. Sherlock says they started when Moriarty first stole the pasta sauce. M just in case, T if there wasn't mild cannibalism. Featuring BAMF!John and blogging to the extreme.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,944 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Peace by ToryTigress92 reviews
Padme Amidala was not sure what she was expecting when she met the Prince of Asgard, but it was never this. Never him. And he would change her life and her destiny forever. As for the Silvertongued Prince, a Queen from another galaxy might just give him the chance for redemption that was offered too little, too late, and change the course of his own destiny forever. Padme/Loki.
Crossover - Star Wars & Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,396 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - [Padmé Amidala, Loki] Anakin Skywalker, Thor - Complete
Story With a Title by SSJ2Luke reviews
This is how you write a lazy Ninja Turtle story. Rated T for some language.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Raphael - Complete
Savage Seas II: Passion's Revenge by kayleespade reviews
AU...ROMY. This is the sequel to Savage Seas. Remy and Rogue are married, but Bella's back for her revenge. Will she succeed in her quest? Kiotr, Jonda
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,859 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Gambit/Remy L.
The Flying Skull by RebelWriter6561 reviews
In which Mycroft will definitely not be hearing about this, and Sherlock learns how much he uses the O-word. Short cracky Avengers/Sherlock crossover drabble
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Sherlock H., Loki
Schemes and Scissors by RebelWriter6561 reviews
Of Siblings and Haircuts...or John Watson, flatmate barber. Loki cuts his hair, with assistance from the ever-helpful John. Avengers/Sherlock crossover
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/15/2012 - John W., Loki - Complete
falling by winschester reviews
John Smith is falling down and down and down and there's nothing she can do. eleven/amy as sherlock/john
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Amelia P./Amy - Complete
A night like no other by Aster Sapphire reviews
"Forget, about it. I guess I was being too pushy. I just wanted to see you." Madison said to the ground. "Believe me; if I step into that light, ya ain't gonna like what cha see." Raph said quietly. Full Summary inside.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,144 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Raphael - Complete
Dear Natasha by javct reviews
After a mission gone wrong, Natasha is left in a coma and Clint writes letters to her; in hope that she can hear. "Dear Natasha..."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 183 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Catnip by Iris Musicia reviews
Kitty decides to see how Kurt reacts to catnip, but unfortunately for Kurt, catnip in a bag looks a lot like illegal drugs . . . Kurtty. Total Crack fic!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Brother Avengers by Alydia Rackham reviews
Tony Stark and SHIELD are joined by Thor, Loki, Captain America and Wolverine—but this ill-matched team will have to overcome vast personal differences if they hope to defeat an enemy force that threatens all the realms.Sequel to "Fallen Star." NO SLASH
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,944 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Childhood Adventure by Blatant0 reviews
Calvin and Hobbes meet the 11th Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, Calvin - Complete
Dalek Geoff by Memoirs of a Dream reviews
"He's a creature inside a robotic shell. He's the last of his kind, just like me. And he likes bananas." The Doctor adopts a baby Dalek. Not a crack!fic, just a bit of light-hearted fun. Spoilers through season 4. Sequel is up!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/31/2012 - 10th Doctor, Daleks - Complete
Mutants Like Us by SPARK187 reviews
This story mainly centers around Rachael and a mutant named Flame. Mine own original character. Rated T for language.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Raphael
Hello Again Housewarming by Doctor WTF reviews
She doesn't recognize the number, but in her line of work that isn't so surprising. But who is the voice on the other side of the line and why does he want her to buy a house for someone called the Ponds?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Martha J., 11th Doctor - Complete
Our Secret by SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch reviews
"We say it's for the thrills and chills, / For handsome faces, stunning eyes, / To see whom this week's monster kills… / But deep inside we know we lie." The real reason we watch DW, in 28 lines of rhyming poetry. No spoilers, warnings, or pairings.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2012 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Under my skin by innocent-rebel reviews
What if the bug bites after April's Artifact had led too more for one of the guys? 2003 Series Please R&R
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,490 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Raphael
Fallen Star by Alydia Rackham reviews
All Loki wants is revenge-the Cube may be his key. But when he hides his identity to get info from Jane Foster, something inside him shifts. And when the Cube is stolen, Loki must choose between vengeance, and the woman he fears he can never have.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 116,927 - Reviews: 2075 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Loki, Jane F. - Complete
Mrs Holmes by Limited-Fantasy reviews
John meets Sherlock and Mycroft's mum unexpectedly one day and isn't quite sure what to make of...her? Response to a norsekink crossover prompt. Crack!Fic.
Crossover - Sherlock & Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/14/2011 - John W., Loki - Complete
Changes by Mourning Star under the Moon reviews
There are too many questions, and not enough answers, especially when you've got amnesia. A certain turtle wakes up and finds that not all is as it seems, particularly when a strange girl insists that they need to escape. Please R&R! Rated T just in case.
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,216 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010
Alone in the Darkness by Leonardo1885 reviews
After an accident leaves on of the turtles with a permanent handicap its up to his brothers to help him adjust to the changes this will bring to his life. The question is will he let them? Or will this tear the family apart?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,668 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Complete
Captive II:The Rebel by Scribe of Turesa reviews
After finding out about Leo and Cho-Uta, Raph takes the initiative and tells his family about his own secret…Adreana…but on his way to pick her up to introduce her to the family, the man she's been trying to hide from shows up…and all Hell breaks loose.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,378 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Raphael
The Foundling by Connie Nervegas reviews
The boys find a baby in a sewer tunnel and search for its parents and the reason it was dropped on their doorstep.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,893 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010
Jason Jones by meganechan720 reviews
Officer North tries to understand Casey Jones, and pretty much fails. A companion to my story 'Cops and Ninjas.'
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Casey Jones - Complete
Colleague by grannysknitting reviews
Sherlock ponders on the importance of choosing the right words. John wants a curry. Friendship is an odd thing.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cops and Ninjas by meganechan720 reviews
He'd never wanted to hurt a cop, but what choice did he have? He was practically on top of him, and he wasn't hidden very well and he was going to be discovered and they were all going to end up in Bishop's lab as turtle sushi. Breathe, Mike. Breathe.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,283 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Michelangelo - Complete
A House is not a Home by selenityshiroi reviews
This is a prompt fill from the LJ Fic Meme. John and Sherlock got a flat share because they needed to split the rent. But when John comes into money, people wonder 'why hasn't he found a place of his own' The actual prompt is inside the story
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,190 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/24/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Friend In Me by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
It's now time for a teenage Bonnie to decide which toys to keep and which are going to Sunnyside. One of the donated toys is unwilling to leave his home.
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,976 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Buzz Lightyear, Bonnie - Complete
Evolution by sait4soreyes reviews
Raphael is a not-so-ordinary pet turtle trapped in an aquarium in a Brooklyn apartment. With no recollection of any other life, a sudden chain of events causes him to question everything he knows, and to find value within himself for the very first time.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,816 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Raphael
Twelve Years and Four Psychiatrists by Sanguine Ink reviews
Why Amy needed four psychiatrists....cameos from Doctors 1-10.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Broken Ninja by Crimson-Majix reviews
The sequal to The Daughter of Wolverine. Crystal is at the manison with her brothers and Sensei. What adventures are in store for her?
Crossover - X-Men & Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,374 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - James H./Wolverine/Logan
Behind The Scenes by Diva Danielle reviews
A behind the scenes glance at how the guys really feel while browsing their weekly scripts over breakfast.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Complete
That Time Of The Month by Diva Danielle reviews
It's every father's worst nightmare. Enough to turn even the strongest of men into a mass of gibbering wrecks. Have our four heroes met their match? Take a peek inside to find out. Not sure why I rated this T. Meh.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
Yo Ho Cowabunga, Dudes! by Reinbeauchaser reviews
The turtles, whisked away to a paradox of an adventure on the high seas, meet up with an unlikely trio of buccaneers. Character death. A TMNT and POTC crossover story.
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,727 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 6/27/2006
And I am Not Resigned by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
When one of his brother’s is killed in battle, Raph is given a second chance to relive the last week they will spend together. The catch? At the end of that week, his brother still has to die. CGI movie/2k3 series mixed universe.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Raphael, Donatello
Not Enough by TheIncredibleDancingBetty reviews
Don is forced to make a tragic decision for his family. Oneshot. CHARACTER DEATH
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
The Genetic Prison by Ninjalara reviews
Sequel to Concrete Prison. Third in Prison trilogy. Danger arises when filmmakers come to the island. Meanwhile there’s tension at camp when Leo’s daughter develops a crush for Raphael. Does peace come with a sacrifice? Complete!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 137,150 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 5/31/2005 - Complete
Roadside Assistance by Demi4yah reviews
One day, I received a not so typical call that I will never forget.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
JxHQ: Arkham Asylum: Tainted Love by princessebee reviews
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Beautiful, smart, ambitious. But she never counted on The Joker. An all new and different take on the seduction and manipulation which led to her going insane and becoming Harley Quinn. Over 200,000 hits! Thanks all! COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,749 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
The Tenth Doctor Owner's Guide by SnowFox3 reviews
Just as it says. Never have another problem with your Tenth Doctor again with this handy guide!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/20/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Infinite Wisdom of Jackie Tyler by SqutternutBosh reviews
Two conversations. Two hugs. A slap. After the events of Journey's End, Rose is confused and needs comforting from her mother. The new Doctor is forced to face his life as a human through a conversation with a woman who tells it like it is. 4x13 SPOILERS!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Spirit by pacphys reviews
When Donatello died at age three he spent 14 years with his family as a Spirit. Now he has been granted another shot at life by the Powers That Be.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 82,171 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Things We Learned from TMNT by devirnis reviews
Who said cartoons can't be educational?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
We Are the Klunk by PlainSimpleGarak reviews
A look at life in the turtle's lair and an adventure gone wrong, told from the point of view of Klunk, Michelangelo's cat. Inspired by Terry Bain's novel: We Are the Cat.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,772 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Klunk, Michelangelo - Complete
The Lists of PotC by Valentine Vampire reviews
Obsession lists, things you can learn from PotC, and more. Updated! Fourth chapter is up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Serendipity1 reviews
What will be a collection of humorous tales, much like Aesop's fables. Only funny, and with no morals. Now up: Karmic backlash hits as Leo gets payback.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,328 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Misadventures by Serendipity1 reviews
Misadventures in Maliciously Misattributed Medication' On a routine training mission, Leonardo finds himself on the wrong end of yet another dart, and hijinks ensue. Also, Raphael is a jerk. Bad feng shui and spices enclosed. Concrit well received.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,645 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Beseeching Past by innocent-rebel reviews
Ten years have passed since he's seen his family or had anything to do with his clan. But when his new life is threatened by the secrets he left in his old one. Leo will learn that sometimes to go forward you have to look back. Please R&R no Flames
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,910 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006
Amor Omnia Vincit by kayleespade reviews
AU with Powers Remy is a Celtic chief taken prisoner by the Romans Rogue is the daughter of a wealthy patrician. Romy...eventually Kiotr, Johnda
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,153 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Gambit/Remy L.
Science Report: Rats! by Splinter reviews
It's Mike's turn to hand in his science report. But his is about the way coolest animal on the plant. A Cynlee and Splinter joint venture
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
Tales of a Veteran by TheIncredibleDancingBetty reviews
The turtles come across a soldier who's wounded, both physically and spiritually, and come to this war veteran's aid in the only way they can. Rated for language and violence Sensitive issue
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,470 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006
Bringing Home Trouble by innocent-rebel reviews
All she wanted to do was date. What she got was a whole mess of trouble. Coauthored by Aaron Smiley. Please R&R no flames
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,253 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006
Throwaway by Reinbeauchaser reviews
A young Donatello joins his father, Master Splinter, in scavenging for food and supplies. What they find in one dumpster will teach them both a lesson in how easy it is to throw something away. WARNING Ch. 2 has graphic imagry!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,073 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Complete
The Concrete Prison by Ninjalara reviews
Sequel to 'The Glass Prison'. With Donatello still trapped in captivity, Mike becomes anxious to rescue his brother. Yet how will the turtles deal with Raph's child who will never grow to know their father? Complete.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,444 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Complete
The Glass Prison by Ninjalara reviews
The turtles are captured and exposed to society. *Completed*
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,261 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/30/2003 - Published: 5/24/2003 - Complete
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The Eleventh Smith reviews
In a big blue orphanage, a young Amelia Pond is waiting for her parents to adopt her new sister, and she runs into an odd, quirky boy who calls himself 'Eleven'. Energetic and cheerful, Eleven quickly worms his way into Amelia's heart and the 2 children part knowing they'll meet again someday. oneshot for now. Human! Kids! AU. loosely based on the first part of 'The Eleventh Hour'
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,712 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9
The Smiths of 221C reviews
Sherlock is horrified when Doctor John Smith, his wife Rose, and their two sons move into the flat below his. Soon 221 Baker St is overrun with giggling children and he can't get a lick of work done. But everything changes when tragedy befalls the small family, and with a little urging from John Watson, he makes room in his heart for 2 strange kids who desperately need him. AU
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/2 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Sherlock H.
The Rivers Song reviews
...The River may be swift and dangerous, But if you listen closely you can hear a hidden Melody buried deep in the tumbling cacophony of the chaotic, turbulent water. For the River has many secrets, but you'll only be able to hear tiny snatches of its Song at a time...2 poems about River Song. Complete for now.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2015 - Published: 10/27/2015 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] - Complete
Amelia Pond's Melody of Silence reviews
When a young Amelia Pond is abducted by a secret organization called The Silence for experimentation, she becomes best friends with her quirky and unstable cellmate, a mysterious girl called Mels who has been in their clutches all her life. With a deranged Chemist's blind daughter Ada as their only friend and ally, the girls have 2 options. escape, or enslavement and death.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/27/2015 - Published: 10/21/2015 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, Melody P. II/Mels, Ada G.
There Once Was An Old Man From Gallifrey
A collection of Doctor Who related Limericks. Mostly NuWho, Series 1-7. nothing past The Time of The Doctor. Open for requests.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,062 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2015
X-Men: Rise of the Frozen Tangled Guardians reviews
RotG/Frozen/Tangled/Xmen/Evo crossover. Modern AU. Elsa, Rapunzel and Jack Frost are Young Adult Mutants, who join The X-Mens new 'Guardians' College Program. They all have unusual pasts and amazing powers, and with the help of Wolverine, Nightcrawler, and other familiar Mutants, they learn how to control their powers and not just become a team, but a family. Full Summary inside.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - Logan/Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Anna, Elsa
Siblings reviews
April is the oldest of 6 siblings. She has four brothers (Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello and Michelangelo) and a younger sister named Angel. But the world can be a cruel place, especially if you're as different as her brothers. (AU where Mutants have certain rights and are known about but they are rare and there is a lot of prejudice. more info inside) Lots of Mutant OC's. ON HIATUS
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,747 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 12/16/2013 - [April O'Neil, Casey Jones] Angel, OC
Broken reviews
The Hamato clan is doing fine and everything has settled down since they found Kazia. Then Nikki and Raz are captured by the Shredder and a sometimes enemy, sometimes ally of the turtles may be the difference between life and death. Sequel to Turtle Boyfriend. (3rd in the Raz storyline) ON HIATUS.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,670 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 11/26/2013 - [Karai, Leonardo] Raphael, OC
Purple reviews
What color was Angels hair before it was purple? (short oneshot, mostly Dialogue)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Michelangelo, Angel - Complete
What If? reviews
What if the world was different? What if the Turtles were different? What If? (a short oneshot) AU.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Old and New reviews
Kurt is being hunted and so is his family. He hides his daughter Kazia in an alleyway and hopes for the best. Raphael is out on patrol when he hears a baby crying. A baby all alone in an New York City alley? That cant be good. Kazia lost her parents. but will she find a new family? (warning:death, some torture) TMNT/X-Men oneshot (2nd in the Raz storyline) OC's
Crossover - X-Men & Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2013 - [Kurt W./Nightcrawler, OC] Raphael, OC - Complete
Turtle Boyfriend reviews
Sparks fly when reckless, passionate, street smart Raph meets a quirky and talented artist who isn't afraid of anything or anyone and has never thrown a punch in her life. Is she what Raph has been missing all his life? And what kind of long term relationship could a turtle and a human hope to have? (1st in my Raz series)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,820 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [Raphael, OC] - Complete
It Ain't Easy Bein' Green (or Blue) reviews
This is a TMNT/X-Men crossover HEAVY on the ninja turtles. Basically Nightcrawler meets the turtles! ON HIATUS.
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Kurt W./Nightcrawler, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo