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Author has written 21 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Kuroshitsuji, Harry Potter, Naruto, Star Wars, Doctor Who, Transformers, Vampire Diaries, Avengers, Vampire Knight, Merlin, Voltron: Legendary Defender, and Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir.
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Lord Cargyle, Silverlycan, FamilyRose, Kirallie, angelslaugh
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else (alot), copy this into your profile
-99% of the world's population is obsessed with the "Twilight" Sagas. If you're part of the 1% who isn't, paste this on your profile
65 percent of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 35 percent that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile.
If you have authors you respect,copy and paste this to your profile
If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (ALL the TIME :D)
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you want to learn Japenese copy/paste this into your profile
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Whistlesong of Icefang, Frost Fire, Tsukihime nee, KoreanGal5, Silverfox37/Kage no Akuma-Shadow Demon, Girby-Anime-Apples, Hitsugaya Taicho, blackthunder whitefire, Shea Yuu, Dia Newman, xXx.Tigerblade.xXx, angelslaugh
If you have ever reread any fanfictions just because you liked them so much, copy this onto your profile.
98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have many ideas, but become too lazy to write them, copy and post this onto your profile.
If you have lots of ideas but never find time to write/type them, copy this onto your profile.
If you wish you had enough time to write/type your ideas, copy this onto your profile.
How to Tell if You're a Writer:
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. "I wonder why I talk to myself so much?")
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. "Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’")
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, "Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!"
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.(I have really bounced off the walls)
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.(I do that when asked a question in class)
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot!
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.
"Somehow, in some way that was all your fault."
Retreating! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!
Aliens do exist. They just don't give a damn about us.
It's ok, I won't bite. I'm a pathological liar, not a dog.
I shall call you squishy and you shall be mine. And you will be my squishy!
When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.
Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
"If men could hug like teenage girls, there'd be no more wars." -(Robby Ray Stewart, Hannah Montana).
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Nobody move! I dropped my brain...
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Life in a vacuum sucks...
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
”How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’
“I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.”
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir … mighty scarce.
I didn't fall. The floor just needed a hug.
Don't hate CONGRATULATE!
I'm inspired, interrupt my train of thought and I'll stab you.
What's this thing you call normal? Is it contagious?! OMG!! Don't touch me I might catch your NORMAL!!!
Be a Leader NOT a follower.
"Damn, I'm good," Sideswipe, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off.(I would smack him and tell him to shut up nobody cares). 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK.
When I grew up I was BLACK.
When I'm sick I'm BLACK.
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK.
When I'm cold I'm BLACK.
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
When you're born you're PINK.
When you grow up you're WHITE.
When you're sick, you're GREEN.
When you go in the sun you turn RED.
When you're cold you turn BLUE.
And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWAHAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
95% of the teenage population would be in a crisis if Miley Cyrus, Justin Beiber, and the Jonas Brothers were on top of a 5 story building. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 5% that would be screaming into a bullhorn, "Do a backflip!!! (While sort of cruel, I'm not the biggest fans of these three artists/bands
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed
Emmett's the strongest.
Rosalie's the hottest.
Edward's the fastest.
Bella's the clumsiest
Alice's the quirkiest.
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous.
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,ask the blind man he saw it to
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in Ice.
From what i've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favour fire.
But if i had to perish twice,
I think i know enough of hate
To sat that for destruction Ice is also great
And will suffice.
Post this on your profile if you hate racism
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, MysticalPearl,MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,Blackwingsrainbowtips, MyNameIsCAL, FireBreathingCowGirlzWithWingz,twilightxxpottrxxvampirexxx,angelslaugh
If you have read all seven Harry Potter books, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile
If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.
If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Justin Beiber is a girl, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your 11th birthday was the worst because you didn't get a letter to Hogwarts, copy and paste this to your profile.
98% of teens would suffocate if Justin Beiber said it wasn't cool to breath anymore...copy & paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2% that would be laughing their asses off.
If you have completely read a Harry Potter book in less than two weeks (less than 24 hrs), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that the HARRY POTTER series are the best books ever- copy and paste this into your profile.
If you absolutely loved Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you agree that Tonks is a way better nickname than Dora, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever had to sweep a floor, and tried to get the broom by shouting, "UP!" copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wondered why Harry Potter's scar seems to move across his forehead in every movie, copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you think that the potrayal of Harry and Ginny's relationship in the sixth movie was a complete and utter mess, copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you are wondering why Lupin and Tonks seem to be together at the start of half blood prince movie AND why tonks' hair is brown, copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you think Harry Potter is still better than Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your English teacher ever told you to stop reading in class, copy and paste this into your profile
Story projects I'm currently working on:
The Curious Demigod's Family is about Jayla and Sam as they meet the Autobots, and Jayla and Sam help save the world multiple times. Optimus/OC, spans all movies.
Side projects to this story...
The Hidden Sun-My OC Sunny, daughter of Apollo, and her relationship with Bumblebee. Complete
The Secret Government Files is a mix of 'missing scenes' from the SHIELD Files, along with AUs. (TBP)
(TBP-to be published)
The SHIELD Files Series
OC/Loki love story(s).
Project: Jackson is about Percy Jackson's twin sister falling for Loki... Complete
Project: Lokidottir is about Meda working to help the Avengers from the shadows. Currently a work in progress! (TBP)
Changes - Naruto's life changes when several secrets are revealed. Reverse!Harem. Complete
The Banished - Naruto is banished after failing to retrieve Sasuke. Complete
The Guiding Force - Naruto/Star Wars crossover. Naruto is the champion the Force wanted. Complete
For the Love of a Demigod is about my OC, Skye Jackson, falling head over heels for Klaus Mikaelson. (TVD/PJO, SLOW UPDATES)
The Order of Merlin is about a reincarnated Merlin and Morgana together in one girl, Merlin le Fay.
Romance (Obviously!). Vamp stuff. Fiction stories. Gothic/emo/dark stuff. Green (the color), silver, gold... fire. I get burnt a lot, but nothing serious. Just some burns that might be potentially life threatening. Combat boots. Fairy Tail. Black Butler. Naruto. Blue Exorcist. Loki. Percabeth (my OTP. PERCABETH 4EVER!) Destiel, Sabriel, Samifer (Not M rated stuff, mind you. K-T). Harry Potter (favorite Potter Pairing: James and Lily) Grimm. Marvel. Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
I am a Taurus. On the Chinese Zodiac, I was born in the year of the Rabbit.
I am currently in the process of writing non-fanfiction works.
If you've got godly blood in your veins (or are just a PJO freak) copy and paste this into your profile!
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë
Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever a limo passes my car.
I promise to remember The Stolls
When my home is beginning to unsettle.
I promise to remember Beckendorf
Whenever I see someone working metal.
I promise to remember Silena
Whenever a friend takes one for the team
I promise to remember Michael Yew
Whenever I see a smile that gleams.
I promise to remember Briares
Whenever I see someone playing hand games.
I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
Whenever I see a cloth in flames.
I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
Whenever I see someone go against the odds.
Yes I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go
So all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Olympians know.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends grab those knives and stab those bastards back for you.
"Somehow, in some way that was all your fault."
Friend: Will bail me out of jail Best friend: Would be in the room next to me saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks up with me Best friend: Will call him, whispering "Seven days..."
Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me
Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me
Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks my heart Best Friend: Will help me plot my revenge and get with his best friend
Friend: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. Best friend: Calls your parents dad and mom.
Friend: Has never seen you cry Best Friend: Has always had the best shoulder to cry on
Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink Best friend: Opens the fridge and makes herself at home
Friend: Asks you to write down your number. Best friend : They ask you for their number ('couse they can't remember it)
Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back Best friend: Has a closet full of your stuff
Friend: Only knows a few things about you Best friend: Could write a biography on your life
Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing Best friend: Will always go with you
Friend: Will help you find your prince. Best friend: Will kidnap him and brings him to you.
Friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. Best friend: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
Friend: Will offer you a soda. Best friend: Will dump theirs on you.
Friend: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. Best friend: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
Friend: Will give you their umbrella in the rain. Best friend: Will take yours and say, "Run - beep - run!"
Friend: Will help you move. Best friend: Will help you move the bodies.
Friend: Will console you when you house catches on fire. Best friend: Will roast marshmallows and flirt with the firemen.
Friend: Will ask why you're crying. Best friend: Will already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
Friend: Will tell you she knows how you feel. Best friend: Will just sit down and cry.
Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. Best friend: Will already know not to tell.
Friend: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. Best friend: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
Friend: Will never ask for food. Best friend: Is the reason you have no food.
Friend: Will knock on your front door. Best friend: Will walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
Friend: Will say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. Best friend: Will not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
Friend: Will say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. Best friend: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this
The Name Game
1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Mariah Haskell
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: Louisa Kitkat
3. YOUR RAPPER NAME: Mhus
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Wolf Cava
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Taylor Paradise
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: Hussonrit
7. JEDI NAME: Rolyat Nosroht
8. PORN STAR NAME: Taylor Haskell
9. SUPERHERO NAME:The Green Squirt
10. GANGSTA NAME: Mariizzle
11. NEWSCASTER NAME: Taylor Thorson
12. SPY NAME: Thorson Haskell
13. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Ray Louisa
14. TERRORIST NAME: Hairam Nosroht
5 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it
3. The first truth is a lie
4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it
5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face
Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
If you have a bunch of story ideas and beginnings stashed away somewhere, but you’re to lazy/embarrassed to put them out there... copy and paste this on your profile
If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile
If reality continues to ruin your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU'RE STILL 5 INSIDE-NO MATTER WHAT AGE YOU ARE!
If you hate stereotypes copy and paste this onto your profile (Bold-ones you are)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm AGNOSTIC, so I MUST be an ignorant fence sitter.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (I like it, but it's not even close to being my favorite fruit)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. (like manga)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.
99% of Americans enjoy Skittles. 0.9% of Americans do not enjoy Skittles. If you're one of the 0.1% who stand in the street throwing Skittles at small children and screaming, "TASTE THE FREAKIN' REANBOW!" then put this in your profile.
94% of people think that wolves are wild, vicious, feral animals. Put this in your profile if you're one of the 6% that think they're shy, amazing creatures.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 2/3s of you people that read this won't repost.
Copy and paste if you are a girl and you know more about Transformers than boys.
COME TO MY PARTY!
THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!
So everyone come. But read the rest of this bulletin first.
Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.
Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father,
When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven
Where: Kingdom of Heaven
How: Just Ask
Why: Because God Loves You!
... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.
98% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...
REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2% WHO WILL.
Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny
Repost as COME TO MY PARTY!
What Fairy Tail taught me:
-Natsu taught me that the need to protect your friends will make you even stronger than you already are.
-Gray taught me that it's harder to keep living for your friends than it is to die for them.
-Gajeel taught me that even the tough have a soft side.
-Laxus taught me that everyone deserves a second chance.
-Elfman taught me that crying doesn't make you less of a man, giving up does.
-Jellal taught me that your past doesn't make you who you are, your actions do.
-Lucy taught me that you can be whoever you want to, no matter where you come from, if you fight for it.
-Erza taught me you can conqueer everything if you have your friends by you.
-Wendy taught me that you can always be kind, even for your worst enemy.
-Juvia taught me that love doesn't make you weaker, it only makes you stronger.
-Mirajane taught me that those with the prettiest smile are the ones who cried the most.
-Levy taught me that your brain is more important than your size.
-Lisanna taught me to never lose hope, even when all seems lost.
I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book, and if I do dance, I dance solo. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak or a geek either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space or Yahoo, or talking to a friend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that doesn't stalk boys because they're cute or are jocks. I am the girl who sings her heart out in public. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, who believes in her dreams, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.PrettyFanGirl; Truth Be Told 13; DEFiiANCE; Angel of Apathy; Vic Taylor; Erma Buckles; butterfly1415; NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net); Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon; Atem's Sister Atea; QueenManaOfEgypt; Velgamidragon; Princess Atemna; Lexicat; 2cute4ugirl; Aqua girl 007, ImmortalAngel92, noffermans; phantom-san;ANimEisAweSOme4400; british-otaku; Mrs. Luigi Vargas; SakuraMoriChan; ripplehealer; eonentity; xxxDreamingflowerxxx,xXx.Tigerblade.xXx, angelslaugh
It turns out, I'm a child of Hades. Cool, huh?
You're not much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing.
You experience bad moods on a daily basis.
You enjoy loud angry music.
You spend a majority of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked
You write a diary/journal/blog.
You feel most active at night.
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and and make freinds on here we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list.
SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Crazy-Monkey13 (USA), Hullop (USA), Mayonaka Naze (Dominican Republic), RUHLSAR000 (USA) PotterAnimeJackson(Canada), Mermaid-Luchia(Australia), Jostanos (USA), TheBlackSeaReaper (Bermuda), sakurademonalchemist (USA), lokinorsedeity (USA), angelslaugh (USA),