Kayotics
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Joined 10-10-13, id: 5225646, Profile Updated: 10-10-13
Author has written 4 stories for South Park.

Hello! I'm Kayotics. I'm an art student and I write as a hobby. I like South Park, Danny Phantom, Ranma 1/2, and various other cartoons, but I'll tend to stick to one fandom at a time. Right now it's South Park.

I'll write a lot of slash fics, so if you're not into the whole "gay" thing, you probably won't want to read this stuff. Every one of my stories will be labeled if it has a pairing in it though.

A lot of these are originally posted on my Archive of Our Own account, which can be found under the name Kayotics (right here: ). That one will be updated first, and my current story, The Grass Would Be Greener If You Actually Watered the Lawn, is illustrated as well. On this site, The Grass Would be Greener won't have illustrations, so I'd recommend reading it over on AO3.

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An Education by hollycomb reviews
AU - Kyle is sent to a fat camp for the summer, where he falls in love with kindly junior counselor Stan and experiments guiltily with his corpulent bunkmate, Eric Cartman. Kenny, Wendy, Token, Henrietta, Butters, Clyde, Bebe, Craig and others also have a role in Kyle's life changing summer of 'health education.'
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 142,497 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Stan's Gift by Completely Original Pen Name reviews
RATED M FOR REALLY INTENSE LEMON. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. IT IS KYLExSTAN LEMON. AND ITS REALLY INTENSE SO BE CAREFUL. DO NOT LET CHILDREN READ THIS. IN FACT IF YOU'RE UNDER 18 I'D SUGGEST FINDING ANOTHER FIC. ITS REALLY INTENSE LEMON.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Can't Hold Back by Aquaphobe reviews
This is bad. No, scratch that – this is disastrous. I'm not just crushing or idolising, or even obsessing over my super best friend. I gulp, and I know right then that I've got to get out of here, before I do something colossally stupid. SLASH, Style, oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2014 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Spirit Animals by hollycomb reviews
Cartman wants to film his amateur ghost hunting show at the site of the grisly McCormick massacre. Stan hates the idea but can't stay away, because Kyle will be there.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,118 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Black Mirror by Petroica traversi reviews
WWII AU: After surviving on the streets of Warsaw, and the living hell of Treblinka, can Kyle ever find happiness? A companion fic to The Well and the Lighthouse. Style, if you're patient.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,167 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M.
From the Queen of England to the Hounds of Hell by hollycomb reviews
AU - Ten years after the execution of Terrance and Phillip, the war with Canada has not ended. Stan and most of Kyle's friends are planning to join the army after high school graduation, bound to be drafted anyway. Kyle doesn't believe in the war, but he's not willing to let Stan go without him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 179,343 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Personal Space Invader by Petroica traversi reviews
Even after a year in Fort Collins, Stan has no love life to speak of, and his life is pretty mundane and simple.Then he meets a redheaded man in a bar, and things just turn into a jumbled mess. College AU. Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Can I Get A Witness by Chasing Rabbits reviews
He may dress like a vamp kid still, but when Stan goes goth yet again Butters is willing to help cheer him up. And then Kenny has one of his worst ideas ever. Stutters; Bunny; Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Butters S., Stan M. - Complete
Think You Know But You Don't by Villain reviews
There's a contest for an open scholarship and Kyle thinks Wendy is his biggest competition. In an unexpected twist it's Token who gets first place. Kyle confronts him and something surprising begins to develop between them. Token/Kyle, hints of K2
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,913 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Kyle B., Token B. - Complete
Leave the Pieces by hollycomb reviews
Stan and Kyle have no memories of South Park or the first ten years of their lives. When they meet as adults they form an instant connection, but will it be enough to make up for lost time and repair the warped town that forgot them? Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 264,950 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Put Our Pistols Down by scarlettshazam reviews
Stan and Kyle haven't been friends since they were thirteen. Now, Kyle's back in South Park for the first time in four years, and everything seems to be changing. Will they change too? Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,711 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Isolated Incident by Mariani reviews
After persistent bullying since middle school, Kyle Broflovski vowed to end it all a year after his blood pact. Now seventeen years old and on his final day, we get a look into the highly troubled mind of a teen pushed over the edge. Two-shot. Complete.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,765 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M.
For the Love of a Jew by mattmetzger reviews
Wendy has a troubling crush on Kyle. Bebe is not helping. And Stan is being a pissy emo about the whole thing. Oneshot, no real pairing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Wendy Testaburger, Kyle B. - Complete
Boys Will Be Boys by mattmetzger reviews
Wendy thinks that boys, and their interpersonal relationships, need to be the subject of some serious study. Because, after all, they simply do not make sense.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Wendy Testaburger, Kyle B. - Complete
You Can Never Go Back by The Brat Prince reviews
Everyone told me I had potential. Everyone thought I’d be a star. No one thought I’d lose my full ride to one of the most prestigious universities in the Northeast Corridor because I partied too hard and just couldn’t finish my degree...Slash, Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,055 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Writing on the Wall by unemployed reviews
The exploits of a lost and confused boy. Style. Oneshot. Rated for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
A Brief Scuffle Between Pitcher and Catcher by Seaouryou reviews
The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Not Necessarily Romantic by Seaouryou reviews
Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Psychic BS by Brat-Child3 reviews
Cartman believes he's a psychic, Kyle thinks he's full of it. To prove his abilities, he begins making predictions about Stan and Kyle's relationship. When they come true, Kyle has to rethink Cartmans predictions, and his relationship with Stan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,484 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
South Park Makes You Gay by Seaouryou reviews
Stan wants to know what turned him gay. Kyle just wanted to eat his lunch.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
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Missing What You Never Had reviews
Under the quiet evening sky, Cartman reveals a little more about himself than he wanted to. [Kyle and Cartman friendship fic]
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Study Sessions reviews
Kyle and Wendy study for their biology test and end up learning more about each other then they thought they would. [KylexWendy, M/F, Rated M for sexual content]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,506 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Kyle B., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Of Touching and Torture reviews
Stan wants to just comfort and calm Kyle down with some soft touches, but all he's really doing is turning Kyle on. [Stan x Kyle, One-Shot, Style, M/M, Rated M for sexual content]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] - Complete
Ookie Mouth reviews
Stan and Kyle end up playing 'ookie mouth' out of boredom. One-Shot. Style, Slash, M/M. Rated M
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,905 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/10/2013 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] - Complete
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