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Joined 10-10-13, id: 5226159, Profile Updated: 12-13-14
Author has written 7 stories for White Collar.

The usual disclaimers: These stories are for fun, and I have no ownership of the characters borrowed from television.

Once upon a time I went to college and specialized in creative writing. Then I got a real job and a mortgage.

White Collar invites angst, and I take advantage of that. I actually love humor though, and usually maintain a light tone when I write. If my stories make someone smile, I'll feel successful.

Many thanks to the kind and talented Leesa Perrie for my profile icon. I requested an image from White Collar season 3 episode Taking Account. I couldn't be happier with the results.

Update: My beta/co-writer Silbrith had the brilliant idea to create a Pinterest board for our stories. If you go there and search for Caffrey Conversation, you'll find our boards.

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Q's WC Drabbles by QWERTYfaced reviews
WC-related drabble collection. Likely to be mostly humor, but we'll see where it goes. [Genfic: humor, romance, angst, etc.] 6/4/2014: #41-47 - Week 5 of drabbles from my A Drabble A Day project is up! 7 fresh new bite-sized bits of fic. :)
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Neal C., Peter B.
Ferreting Out the Truth by Jet44 reviews
There's a stakeout in a van. Peter brings Neal a ferret. No plot. No porn. Just fun and games with ferrets and two adorable guys being adorable. A little angst for seasoning, and Peter being awesome. Gen friendship fic, but if you ship the two you'll probably enjoy.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Know Me (Not) by serenphoria reviews
There's nothing like a crisis to bring out the truth. Five hints, and one time the Burkes didn't realize they figured it out. Hint 3 - Blood Is Thicker: "Mrs. Burke, Peter had a close call during surgery."
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Neal C., Peter B.
Six Pictures From a Life Not Lived by joy2190 reviews
Neal's out for the day, too hungover to make it in to work. Peter stops by to check on him and finds some drawings that give him insights into how Neal views the Burkes.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,698 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Neal C., Peter B., Elizabeth B., June - Complete
Fall Out by alli1 reviews
Yet another tag to Free Fall (1.7), one of my favorite episodes. Neal isn't feeling very forgiving of Peter after his stint in prison.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,049 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Keeper by Sholio reviews
5x13 tag. Spoilers for the finale! This is just unabashed floof. That's pretty much the plot: fluffy h/c.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
It's Hard to Explain by Aragarna reviews
Tag to episode 5x01. Peter reflects on what he's just told Neal.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Peter B. - Complete
I'm not your parent! by Quinis reviews
For a prompt on The Collar Corner: "I'd like a Hurt/comfort story where at some point Peter says 'I'm not your parent' to Neal and then he regrets it."
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
White Collar: Intervention by Ruahnna reviews
It's time for a little tough love. There's an intervention at the Burke house, but not the kind you think...
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Elizabeth B., Peter B., Mozzie, Neal C.
Five Times Neal Fell Asleep in Peter's Car by Lena7142 reviews
Five occasions in which Neal fell asleep in Peter's car. And the one time when he didn't.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Touched by an Angel by Amory Sparkly Bat reviews
When a truckload of stone angels arrives at the Cave, Peter figures it's just another day at the grind. It can't be any weirder than the old blue police box they found stuck on the Statue of Liberty! When the angels start to move, however, Peter and Neal get a taste of a whole new world-and a new reality, too!
Crossover - Doctor Who & White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2013 - 11th Doctor, Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
All Through The Night by HalfshellVenus1 reviews
Peter, Neal H/C friendship: It's the little things that matter.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Face Up by ButtermilkCavalry reviews
One-shot... Whenever Neal doesn't pick up his phone there's something wrong. But this time it's not what Peter expected. Wow, great summary, isn't it?
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
The Birthday Card by Rainey13 reviews
Peter's birthday is fast approaching, but something is missing.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Suspect by mouse8 reviews
Neal is arrested for murder. Chapter 7 Up. Story completed.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,390 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
On the Run by KleeZeeNex reviews
Neal is running, Peter is yelling, and sombody is shooting at somebody. What else is new?
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Con in the Drawer by maryalicesmith reviews
If you've ever wondered what the characters do after the actors go home.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Neal C., Mozzie - Complete
Don't Let Go by madeleine G reviews
Pre-series. Peter is chasing Neal. Neal is caught because he saves Peter's life. Non-slash.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
You're Safe Here by InvisibleSpork reviews
Pre-series. Neal comes to Peter offering information after having been beaten by an art-thief-cum-thug. Peter gives Neal temporary shelter because really, how could he turn him away? Friendship fic. Not slash.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Off The Leash by Mojave Dragonfly reviews
Neal's tracker stops working. Now what do they do? Peter has to watch him while a new tracker can be obtained. Set early in season one.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,251 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
The Sentence by J. Rosemary Moss reviews
Peter has a few words for Neal Caffrey after the kid hears his sentence. Pre-series one-shot.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
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Caffrey Disclosure reviews
Although Neal gave a confession for immunity and joined the FBI as a consultant in late 2003, he still has secrets. To catch a predatory businessman and to evade a would-be killer, Neal must disclose some of his secrets and trust Peter more than ever. Caffrey Conversation AU set in 2004, where Neal was never arrested. Friendship, Family, Fathers' Day, Angst
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 151,669 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Neal C., Peter B., Elizabeth B., Mozzie
Caffrey Conversation reviews
Summary: Pre-series, Peter goes undercover to thwart a museum theft in St. Louis and gets unexpected help from Neal. Peter recruits Neal. Neal is sick and loopy on cold medicine. Warnings: References to alcoholism & child abuse occurring before this story. Spoilers through the middle of season 4. Alternate ending added on request. Pinterest board is now up for this story.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,784 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Neal C., Peter B., Elizabeth B., Mozzie - Complete
Caffrey Flashback reviews
Neal takes an undercover assignment Peter thinks is too risky and is hurt physically & emotionally. Then they learn the people arrested were the tip of the iceberg. Caffrey Conversation AU in 2004, where Neal was never arrested. Friendship, family, Paternal!Peter, El, Mozzie, June & Byron, Hughes Warning: memories of childhood abuse & angsty hospital scenes. Pinterest board added.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,975 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Neal C., Peter B., Mozzie, C. Jones - Complete
Caffrey Envoy reviews
When an Air Force general asks to meet Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke is consumed with curiosity. Friendship, family, humor, and a classic car, followed by angst about Neal's childhood. Story #4 in the Caffrey Conversation AU. Spoilers through season 4. Pinterest board is now up.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Neal C., Peter B., C. Jones - Complete
By the Book reviews
What if Peter recruited Neal as an FBI consultant in 2003? Story #3: Neal's 1st undercover assignment goes awry on New Year's Eve. Sequel to Caffrey Conversation & Choirboy Caffrey. Friendship, angst and H/C. Pre-series Neal, Paternal!Peter, Jones, Mozzie, June, Byron, Elizabeth, Kate. Warnings: asthma, reference to drowning, Spoilers through Season 4. Pinterest board is now up.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,132 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Neal C., Peter B., Kate, C. Jones - Complete
Choirboy Caffrey reviews
Pre-series, following the story Caffrey Conversation (in which Peter goes undercover in 2003 and ends up recruiting Neal as a consultant). In this story, Neal makes plans to infiltrate a Christmas concert, and in the process meets someone who could use the FBI's help. Then he has to convince the FBI it's a legitimate case. Spoilers through season 4. Pinterest board is now up.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,107 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Neal C., Peter B., Elizabeth B., C. Jones - Complete
Written in the Stars reviews
Neal's parents were fans of Star Wars. This is the story of how they met and how their marriage collapsed. Starts as a kid!fic, with a final scene featuring adult Neal set in Season 2. Characters: Neal's parents, Ellen Parker, Neal, Jones, Diana, Peter Spoilers for What Happens in Burma, Forging Bonds, Judgment Day, much of season 4 and the movie The Empire Strikes Back
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,748 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Neal C., James B., Peter B. - Complete
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