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Author has written 71 stories for White Collar, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Good Place, Discworld, Leverage, Harry Potter, StarTrek: Voyager, StarTrek: The Original Series, Star Trek: 2009, Psych, Stargate: Atlantis, Emma, Northanger Abbey, Pride and Prejudice, Frozen, Anne of Green Gables series, Schitt's Creek, Murderbot Diaries, Indiana Jones, Red, White & Royal Blue, Calvin & Hobbes, Good Omens, Big Bang Theory, and Castle.

I've written one-shot stories for multiple fandoms. These are typically light and humorous. Well, I think they're humorous, and I hope their readers are amused.

My longer stories are in the White Collar fandom, forming a series called The Caffrey Conversation, an AU which features a version of the main character who gave a confession for immunity instead of going to prison. The canon characters are younger versions of themselves, as I set the first story six years before the pilot aired.

I was fortunate enough to acquire a beta who soon graduated to co-author of the AU; she posts under the name Silbrith.

We also have a blog called the Penna Nomen & Silbrith Conversation, where you can find a list of the Caffrey Conversation stories in order on the "Caffrey Conversation" page.

Our stories are cross-posted on AO3 and on Wattpad, where you can also find some of our original works, and I'm on Tumbler as penna-nomen.

If you plan to transform my works, such as translating them, creating podfics, or creating other works inspired by mine, I only ask that you let me know, link back to my original work, and share the link to your work with me so I can enjoy it. Do not use my work for training AI and do not use AI to make content based on my work.

Unfortunately I don't get notifications of reviews anymore, even after opting in for emails, so my apologies if I don't respond to your comments.

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Severance by LianneZ4 reviews
Neal went to prison for Kate. He was not going to do it again for Peter. Canon divergent AU set somewhere around episode 3.7.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2021 - Neal C., Peter B., Mozzie - Complete
Fireflies at Midnight by Silbrith reviews
Neal and Peter go to rural New Jersey to help out at a summer camp for kids only to discover that they've arrived at ground zero for a vampire gathering. June 2005. Fluff: Father's Day. Crossed Lines story #3, a fusion of Supernatural with Caffrey Conversation. Follows Witches' Sabbath (Crossed Lines) and Echoes of a Violin (Caffrey Conversation series).
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,037 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/29/2021 - Published: 4/5/2017 - Neal C., Peter B., Elizabeth B., Mozzie - Complete
Thanksgiving by JackiLeigh reviews
A bit of humorous Thanksgiving fluff. Hope you enjoy.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2016 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Earth Laughs In Flowers by Wondo reviews
Join Neal and Peter as they chase a fleeing suspect into the Brooklyn Botanical Gardens.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2016 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Know Me (Not) by serenphoria reviews
There's nothing like a crisis to bring out the truth. Five hints, and one time the Burkes didn't realize they figured it out. A little angsty. Hint 4 - Outside In: Neal is sick and Peter researches.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,652 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Neal C., Peter B.
The mystery of the missing sock by Arches67 reviews
Neal does his laundry. Mozzie has a theory.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/24/2016 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Neal C., Mozzie - Complete
You Look Like a Koala by Jet44 reviews
Missing scenes from Vital Signs. An excess of adorability, with cuddly Neal acting like a koala and Peter being grouchy and protective. Peter figures something important out about his CI (besides the fact that he's impossible to keep a seat belt on when drugged!), and Neal practices his singing-while-drugged skills on an unappreciative Peter and a very sympathetic El. Gen.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Neal C., Peter B., Elizabeth B., Satchmo - Complete
Q's WC Drabbles by QWERTYfaced reviews
WC-related drabble collection. Likely to be mostly humor, but we'll see where it goes. [Genfic: humor, romance, angst, etc.] 6/4/2014: #41-47 - Week 5 of drabbles from my A Drabble A Day project is up! 7 fresh new bite-sized bits of fic. :)
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Neal C., Peter B.
Ferreting Out the Truth by Jet44 reviews
There's a stakeout in a van. Peter brings Neal a ferret. No plot. No porn. Just fun and games with ferrets and two adorable guys being adorable. A little angst for seasoning, and Peter being awesome. Gen friendship fic, but if you ship the two you'll probably enjoy.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Six Pictures From a Life Not Lived by joy2190 reviews
Neal's out for the day, too hungover to make it in to work. Peter stops by to check on him and finds some drawings that give him insights into how Neal views the Burkes.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,698 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Neal C., Peter B., Elizabeth B., June - Complete
A Man of Contradictions by Leesa Perrie reviews
There are many things that Neal can do, except be himself.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Neal C. - Complete
Fall Out by alli1 reviews
Yet another tag to Free Fall (1.7), one of my favorite episodes. Neal isn't feeling very forgiving of Peter after his stint in prison.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,049 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Keeper by Sholio reviews
5x13 tag. Spoilers for the finale! This is just unabashed floof. That's pretty much the plot: fluffy h/c.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
The Spirit of Christmas by QWERTYfaced reviews
Peter and Neal get a glimpse of what their lives could have been like, had they chosen different paths. It's not at all what they would have expected. [Genfic: angst, emotional hurt/comfort. Warning for mention of alcoholism. Oneshot.]
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Neal C., Peter B., Elizabeth B. - Complete
It's Hard to Explain by Aragarna reviews
Tag to episode 5x01. Peter reflects on what he's just told Neal.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Peter B. - Complete
I'm not your parent! by Quinis reviews
For a prompt on The Collar Corner: "I'd like a Hurt/comfort story where at some point Peter says 'I'm not your parent' to Neal and then he regrets it."
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
White Collar: Intervention by Ruahnna reviews
It's time for a little tough love. There's an intervention at the Burke house, but not the kind you think...
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Elizabeth B., Peter B., Mozzie, Neal C.
Five Times Neal Fell Asleep in Peter's Car by Lena7142 reviews
Five occasions in which Neal fell asleep in Peter's car. And the one time when he didn't.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Touched by an Angel by Amory Sparkly Bat reviews
When a truckload of stone angels arrives at the Cave, Peter figures it's just another day at the grind. It can't be any weirder than the old blue police box they found stuck on the Statue of Liberty! When the angels start to move, however, Peter and Neal get a taste of a whole new world-and a new reality, too!
Crossover - Doctor Who & White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,320 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/17/2013 - 11th Doctor, Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Attack of the Germs or How Neal Discovers That 'Tiles of Fire' Wasn't by Leesa Perrie reviews
Coughs, SYFY movies and friendship
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
All Through The Night by HalfshellVenus1 reviews
Peter, Neal H/C friendship: It's the little things that matter.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
The Best Lies by OnyxBird reviews
A collection of short stories about Neal, Peter, and the rest of the White Collar crowd. "Dad": Neal surprises Peter by taking their cover story in an unexpected direction. "The Trees": Neal shows his colleagues an interesting collection of his paintings.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,403 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Neal C., Peter B.
Caffrey's El Number 1 by kalirush reviews
Neal forges a painting. Peter watches.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 2803 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 250 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Face Up by ButtermilkCavalry reviews
One-shot... Whenever Neal doesn't pick up his phone there's something wrong. But this time it's not what Peter expected. Wow, great summary, isn't it?
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
The Birthday Card by Rainey13 reviews
Peter's birthday is fast approaching, but something is missing.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Suspect by mouse8 reviews
Neal is arrested for murder. Chapter 7 Up. Story completed.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,390 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
On the Run by KleeZeeNex reviews
Neal is running, Peter is yelling, and sombody is shooting at somebody. What else is new?
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Con in the Drawer by maryalicesmith reviews
If you've ever wondered what the characters do after the actors go home.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Neal C., Mozzie - Complete
Don't Let Go by madeleine G reviews
Pre-series. Peter is chasing Neal. Neal is caught because he saves Peter's life. Non-slash.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
You're Safe Here by TheSporkIdentity reviews
Pre-series. Neal comes to Peter offering information after having been beaten by an art-thief-cum-thug. Peter gives Neal temporary shelter because really, how could he turn him away? Friendship fic. Not slash.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Off The Leash by Mojave Dragonfly reviews
Neal's tracker stops working. Now what do they do? Peter has to watch him while a new tracker can be obtained. Set early in season one.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,251 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
The Sentence by J. Rosemary Moss reviews
Peter has a few words for Neal Caffrey after the kid hears his sentence. Pre-series one-shot.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Working Lunch by Mojave Dragonfly reviews
Don't you hate it when someone steals your lunch from the break room refrigerator? So does Agent Ruiz.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Panic Assault by heartfallen reviews
Sam's breathing was rapid and his hands and feet were starting to go numb, but all he could think about was that he could've killed his brother.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
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Across the Street reviews
What if Neal's family had been sent to upstate New York instead of St. Louis? That's right! We'd have an AU in which Neal and Peter met as kids. Fluff and angst taking Neal from age 3 until he's in his early 20s.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,351 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/24/2024 - Published: 10/27/2024 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
The White Collar Journal reviews
Reporter AU. Peter is a reporter for the esteemed White Collar Journal. Neal is a podcaster with dubious ethics. Can he convince Peter to collaborate on an investigation? Yes, of course he can. It's just a question of how he does it, and how much I can mirror the White Collar pilot in the process. Inspired by the Tumblr AU Roulette challenge.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/20/2024 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Tropey Anniversary
Patrick loves romantic comedies, and he wants a rom-com inspired anniversary. David's not a rom-com fan, but he commits to the bit.
Schitt's Creek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Published: 7/20/2024 - Moira R., David R., Stevie B., Patrick B. - Complete
Happy Dance
Murderbot doesn't dance. Or does it? A song triggers memories.
Murderbot Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Published: 7/19/2024 - Murderbot, ART, Iris, Bharadwaj - Complete
I've Got You reviews
5 times Peter said "I've Got You" to Neal. And 1 time Neal said it. Spoilers for the series finale.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2024 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Why Not Both?
Story description: Hell prefers fire. Heaven prefers ice. The ineffable husbands prefer a comfortable combination of the two. For the Flufftober Day 12 prompt: Fire and Ice. Set between seasons 1 and 2.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2024 - Aziraphale, Crowley - Complete
You Stole My Raphael
AU in which Neal and Sara are professors, and Peter needs one of them to lead a seminar for the White Collar team. Inspired by a Tumblr reverse tropes prompt: Academic Rivals who are professors vying to have the best class
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2024 - Neal C., Peter B., Sara E. - Complete
The Pumpkin Spice Reboot
Michael remembers the Pumpkin Spice reboot - drabble
Good Place - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Published: 7/17/2024 - Janet, Michael - Complete
Not Fake Dating
Clinton Jones is in a serious relationship and everyone on the team thinks it's a joke. Oh, I wonder who could be to blame for misleading the team? Neal, I'm looking at you! Inspired by a Tumblr reverse tropes prompt: no one believes we're dating
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2024 - Neal C., Peter B., C. Jones - Complete
Now You're Talking reviews
Calvin is trying to write a sci-fi novel, and he needs help.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2024 - Calvin, Hobbes, Susie Derkins - Complete
Too Hot to Cuddle
A tag for the Power Play episode, which involved power outages during a heat wave. Peter and El are waiting for their home to cool down enough to sleep. The heat makes El grumpy, but Satchmo benefits. Inspired by a Tumblr prompt for a reverse trope: too hot to cuddle
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Published: 7/16/2024 - Peter B., Elizabeth B., Satchmo - Complete
Thanksgiving Plans reviews
Alex plans Thanksgiving dinner for his friends and family. They have thoughts about the menu. Henry just wants assurance there will be no karaoke.
Red, White & Royal Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2024 - Alex, Nora, Henry, Oscar - Complete
Love Waits for No PowerPoint Presentation reviews
In a modern AU, Caroline needs a new plan after Darcy announces his engagement. Fortunately Darcy's cousin has been patiently waiting.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2024 - Caroline, Col. Fitzwilliam - Complete
Joyeux Noel, Joyeux Neal reviews
Set during the final season and after the finale. Neal is depressed, but he seeks help and has a Joyeux Noel. Ugh. Descriptions are hard. Here's what my beta reader said after reading this story: The concept is breathtakingly sweet. Yes, it's angsty, but it's the good sort of angsty.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2023 - Neal C., Peter B., Sara E. - Complete
The Corn Maze Job reviews
Eliot challenges Sophie, Hardison, and Parker to a game in a corn maze. In other words, they play hide-and-seek.
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2023 - Eliot S., Parker, Alec H., Sophie D. - Complete
Indiana Jones and the Teaching Assistant of Dire Necessity reviews
When professor Indiana Jones is called away to rescue a priceless artifact, he needs an assistant to take over his classes. And a beleaguered graduate student desperately needs the opportunity.
Indiana Jones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2023 - Indiana Jones - Complete
Terminology reviews
Neal & Mozzie suggest a plan that Peter doesn't support because it isn't... what's the term? Oh, yeah. Legal.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/30/2023 - Neal C., Peter B., Mozzie - Complete
Alien Hunters reviews
Fusion of SPN and Doctor Who, in which the Winchesters hunt alien invaders
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2023 - Donna N., Amelia P./Amy, Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Wealthy, Wise, and Worthy reviews
When Emma and Darcy meet, they compare the list of traits they want in a spouse.
Crossover - Emma & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2023 - Emma W., Georgiana, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Shakespeare for SecUnits
Murderbot agrees to collaborate with Dr. Mensah on a production of Hamlet for the Preservation festival. ART helps. It turns into a "growth experience" for Murderbot, which it doesn't particularly want.
Murderbot Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,546 - Published: 2/25/2023 - Murderbot, ART, A. Mensah, Iris - Complete
The Fix-It Job reviews
Can the White Collar series finale be fixed? Sure! Just bring in the Leverage Crew, a de-aging plot, and a little time travel! Or, as the Leverage team would say: Let's go steal the past!
Crossover - Leverage & White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,088 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2023 - Parker, Neal C., Peter B., Mozzie - Complete
Enchiladas
When Alexis arranges for Moira to appear on a cooking show, Patrick and Stevie convince David to be her sous chef. Cue the wine.
Schitt's Creek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2023 - Moira R., David R., Stevie B., Patrick B. - Complete
Dead Planet reviews
White Collar sci-fi AU: An archaeologist, a smuggler, and a model meet on a seemingly dead planet and become part of the resistance against the Galactic Federation.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/1/2023 - Neal C., Peter B., Mozzie, Sara E. - Complete
Movie Night reviews
Get ready for a Caffrey family Christmas! The celebration includes a movie night. Sounds straightforward, right? But with the Caffreys, there are always complications. Meanwhile, Peter is preparing for a career change. In the Caffrey Conversation series, follows Breakaway by Silbrith.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,602 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2023 - Published: 12/23/2022 - Neal C., Peter B., Elizabeth B., Sara E. - Complete
Caffrey Vignettes reviews
Each chapter is a complete vignette in the Caffrey Conversation AU. Updated in 2022, adding On Ice (Peter's 40th birthday party) and a table of contents.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,429 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/7/2022 - Published: 6/1/2016 - Neal C., Peter B., Elizabeth B., Mozzie - Complete
Caffrey Disclosure reviews
During the hunt for a dangerous fugitive, Neal cons a corrupt music exec. Angst: Friends vanish & Neal discloses secrets to Peter. Fluff: Neal undercover as a singer, con w/Sara, family reunion. Other: Father's Day w/Peter, Diana arrives. Jun-Aug 2004 in the CC AU where Peter recruited Neal instead of arresting him. Characters: Neal, Peter, Hughes, Jones, Diana, Mozzie, Sara, June
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 243,434 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/23/2022 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Neal C., Peter B., Elizabeth B., Mozzie - Complete
Intrepid Galactic Explorer reviews
Murderbot meets Anne of Green Gables. They bond over their love of Sanctuary Moon. Then they meet zombies. Inspired by a Wattpad challenge to add zombies to a retelling of a classic story.
Crossover - Anne of Green Gables series & Murderbot Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/18/2022 - Anne S., Murderbot, ART, A. Mensah - Complete
Caffrey Flashback reviews
When Neal takes an undercover assignment that Peter thinks is too risky, things go wrong (of course). Neal is hurt both physically and emotionally. When Neal's back on his feet, they learn the people they arrested were just the tip of the iceberg. Set in the Caffrey Conversation AU, following Caffrey Envoy.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,168 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/29/2022 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Neal C., Peter B., Mozzie, C. Jones - Complete
Second Impressions reviews
What if Elizabeth had told Jane earlier about her change of heart after seeing Darcy at Pemberley? Let the matchmaking begin!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/21/2022 - Elizabeth, Jane, Mr. Bennet, Mr. Bingley - Complete
Confidante reviews
If Jane Fairfax confided in Emma Woodhouse before Frank Churchill arrived, could they have landed on another option for Jane? Absolutely! (Aro-ace Jane)
Emma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2022 - Mrs. Goodard, Emma W., Jane F. - Complete
What Fools These Mortals Be reviews
A slightly reformed demon turns into human con artist Neal Caffrey, thanks to the unwitting intervention of Crowley and Aziraphale
Crossover - White Collar & Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2022 - Neal C., Peter B., Aziraphale, Crowley - Complete
Winging It reviews
Heaven 2.0 has some bugs, or as Dean puts it, "Heaven sucks." Fortunately he has some new features to suggest, and he earns his wings.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2022 - Dean W., Bobby S., Castiel - Complete
Written in the Stars reviews
Neal's parents bonded over movies. Then his dad turned into Darth Vader. This story provides a glimpse into the past, showing scenes of Neal's childhood as Danny in WITSEC and of his parents' early marriage. Jan 2022: Rewritten to fit in the Caffrey Conversation series, following Caffrey Envoy.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,328 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/23/2022 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Caffrey Envoy reviews
When an Air Force general asks to meet Neal, Peter is consumed with curiosity. Neal meets a former babysitter who tells a story from Neal's childhood. Angst: Neal's family clashed over whether he should go into WITSEC Fluff: Little Neal in a James Bond car. January 2004 in the CC AU where Peter recruited Neal instead of arresting him Characters: Neal, Peter, Jones
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/17/2022 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Neal C., Peter B., C. Jones - Complete
Henry Takes a Holiday reviews
When the boss is away, the employees will play? Not at Neal's new job. The rush is on to prepare for Henry's absence. Would it be easier if Neal just impersonated him? And why are two managers who used to be friends suddenly feuding? Peter and El offer advice to Neal and Sara for dealing with work challenges. Follows Fashion Undertow and Thief in the Woods by Silbrith in the CC AU
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/23/2021 - Neal C., Peter B., Elizabeth B., Sara E. - Complete
By the Book reviews
Neal's first undercover assignment goes awry at a New Year's Eve party. Neal meets El & Satchmo, Peter meets Mozzie, Peter adjusts to being a father figure H/C: hospital visits Angst: Memory of abuse & drowning, Neal hates guns Fluff: Neal mistaken for a wizard, Pride & Prejudice references. Dec 2003-Jan 2004 in the CC AU where Peter recruited Neal instead of arresting him
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,231 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/22/2021 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Neal C., Peter B., Mozzie, C. Jones - Complete
Full Circle reviews
When Neal's father arrives in New York to seek revenge on a rising politician, Neal needs the help of friends and family to contain the situation. Is James telling the truth about being innocent? Can our take on the canon "James plot" and evidence box arc be less frustrating than the original episodes?
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,577 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/23/2021 - Published: 9/17/2021 - Neal C., Peter B., Elizabeth B., James B. - Complete
Caffrey Conversation reviews
What if Peter recruited Neal in 2003 instead of arresting him? Peter goes undercover to thwart a museum theft, with unexpected help from Neal H/C, angst, humor, fluff: Sick & loopy Neal thinks of Peter as a father figure Pre-series AU Added bonus content: chapter 20 features Sara Ellis
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,403 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/30/2021 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Neal C., Peter B., Elizabeth B., Mozzie - Complete
Universal Truths reviews
Hoping to meet Jane Austen, the Doctor instead runs into the Bennet sisters. It seems she's in the midst of Pride and Prejudice, but things aren't quite right.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/24/2021 - 13th Doctor, Elizabeth, Jane - Complete
Happy Hour reviews
On vacation with Shawn in Hawaii, all Gus wants is to wear a lei on the beach while drinking a Mai Tai from a coconut cup with a little umbrella in it. What he gets is Lassiter deciding to tail them.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2021 - Shawn S., Carlton L., Burton G./Gus - Complete
Lavender Dreams reviews
When Neal and Sara attend a destination wedding, a friend asks their help in surprising his boyfriend with a proposal. Then the boyfriend reveals his own plans to propose. Surrounded by romance, Sara's dreams turn into gender-bent scenes inspired by Jane Austen novels.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,313 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2021 - Published: 12/23/2020 - Complete
Roads Not Taken reviews
The Caffreys and Burkes gather after losing a member of the family. Sara considers her options after rumors of a layoff. Neal has an embarrassing nickname. Angst and fluff.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,404 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/24/2020 - Published: 10/17/2020 - Neal C., Peter B., Sara E. - Complete
Demons, Drive-ins and Dives reviews
Dean becomes a fan of the Food Network series Diners, Drive-ins and Dives. He and Sam get involved when a haunted restaurant is featured on the show. Passes the Bechdel test. May cause cravings for pie.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2020 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
A Problem Like Mary (text and podfic) reviews
What if Mary Bennet's ridiculous behavior was a calculated effort to drive away suitors, because she was asexual? Her sisters are confused at first, but then offer their support when she finally tells them the truth. Podfic! The story text is in chapter 1, with an audio link in chapter 2.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/19/2020 - Published: 2/21/2020 - Elizabeth, Jane, Kitty, Mary - Complete
Hay Fever reviews
Jason has hay fever, and Michael convinces Janet to concoct a cure. The side effects are unexpected. Inspired by S4E11, where Jason refers to reading Romeo and Juliet. Features a soliloquy from Macbeth, updated to be about a koala.
Good Place - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/21/2020 - Jason M., Janet, Michael - Complete
Close Encounters of the Ancient Kind reviews
John Sheppard and Rodney McKay go to New York when Ancient technology is involved in the death of an astrophysicist. They inspire Richard Castle to write science fiction.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2020 - Rodney M., John S., Rick C., Javier E. - Complete
The Book Place reviews
When Chidi asks to meet an angel, he's sent to Aziraphale's bookstore. Of course he's faced with an ethical dilemma when he finds a book he wants.
Crossover - Good Place & Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2020 - Eleanor S., Chidi A., Michael - Complete
Sandcastle reviews
Little Anna doesn't quite grasp the concept of birthday parties, until Elsa helps.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/21/2020 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Hedgehog Day reviews
Groundhog Day AU where Catherine relives the day Henry caught her sneaking into his mother's room.
Northanger Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2020 - Complete
New and Improved Van reviews
Mozzie introduces a new concept: a combination of a food truck and FBI surveillance van. What could go wrong?
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2020 - Peter B., Mozzie, Diana, C. Jones - Complete
Shoe Size reviews
It's snowing in New York, and Neal doesn't have weather-appropriate shoes.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2019 - Neal C., Peter B., June - Complete
I Dream of Janet reviews
Janet tries some new looks. Michael wants to play a human game.
Good Place - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/21/2019 - Janet, Michael - Complete
To Be Fond of Dancing reviews
Jane's love for Emma has gone unrequited, until they share a dance.
Emma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2019 - Emma W., Jane F. - Complete
The Professor Proton Resonance reviews
Sheldon and Rodney bond over Professor Proton
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2019 - Rodney M., John S., Radek Z., Sheldon C. - Complete
Bah, Humboldt reviews
What if Shawn Spencer showed up during the White Collar pilot? What if Shawn and Neal had met years earlier at a zoo? "Pilar's a Humbug," Shawn said as they walked. "You mean a Humboldt?" Neal asked. "That, too. I'm pretty sure she ran away to avoid the penguins' Christmas party."
Crossover - Psych & White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/21/2019 - Shawn S., Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
The Late Ambassador Spock reviews
In the days following Star Trek: Beyond, Spock is grieving and McCoy worries about him. "Firstly, logic is not a verb."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2019 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Foibles reviews
Spock, McCoy, and Kirk discuss logic over dinner. "I'm a doctor, not a horticulturist."
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/21/2019 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
In the Driver's Seat reviews
How does Neal adapt to being part of Peter's team? Who's in the driver's seat? Friends, family, and coworkers offer advice to Peter and Neal. Neal gets to know June & Byron. Angst because Byron is dying. Memories of past Christmases. A car is totaled, but it went out in style. Dec 2003. Pre-series Caffrey Conversation AU where Peter recruited Neal instead of arresting him
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,045 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/28/2018 - Published: 12/21/2018 - Complete
Refreshment Time reviews
Tuvok learns something important about the world they are visiting, but isn't allowed to talk to the captain. Instead he sings a 1970s pop song to get his message across.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/19/2018 - K. Janeway, Tuvok - Complete
Attempt 801 reviews
Michael decides to take the role of Eleanor's soulmate. What could go wrong?
Good Place - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2018 - Eleanor S., Michael - Complete
Hogwarts Needs Substitute Teachers reviews
Minerva McGonagall recruits an eclectic group of substitute teachers. Esme Weatherwax learns that Hogwarts is not a disease. Mary Poppins is practically perfect in every way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/19/2018 - Minerva M., GrannyWeatherwax - Complete
The Dentist of Detroit Job reviews
What if the Leverage team arrived in New York during the White Collar Dentist of Detroit episode, and they're all trying to bring down the same mobster?
Crossover - Leverage & White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/19/2018 - Sophie D., Neal C., June - Complete
Garden Party reviews
When Eleanor admits she doesn't remember being a good person, Tahani is certain that throwing a garden party will set everything right. Set during the reboot where Tahani is introduced as Eleanor's soulmate.
Good Place - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2018 - Eleanor S., Tahani A. - Complete
Jones Walks into a Bar reviews
Jones is jealous of the fun Neal and Diana had on an undercover assignment, and he decides it's time to claim a little fun and glory of his own. Inspired by an AO3 Chocolate Box prompt: Neal and Jones undercover at a gay bar, platonic, snarky version.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2018 - Neal C., Diana, C. Jones - Complete
Dragon's Egg Blue reviews
Suppose at the end of Men at Arms a rare dragon's egg was delivered to the Sunshine Sanctuary. Carrot and Angua investigate the egg while navigating the rocky landscape of their new relationship. Guest appearance by an adorable, stubborn baby dragon. Characters: Carrot, Angua, Patrician, Drumknott, Wuffles, Magrat, Esk
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,786 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2017 - Carrot, Angua, Vetinari, Magrat - Complete
Bouquet reviews
Tag to S1E10: Chidi's Choice. Eleanor made two guesses in the episode about who was her soulmate. Third time's the charm! Eleanor/Tahani. Humor & Fluff.
Good Place - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2017 - Eleanor S., Tahani A. - Complete
Torch Song reviews
After S7E10 (Season Seven, Time for a Wedding!) Chuck admits he's attracted to Sam. While Sam investigates a cursed item, Chuck offers lots of sexually-oriented humor with an emphasis on euphemisms and innuendos. Chuck/Sam. Spoilers through season 11.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,708 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2017 - Sam W., Dean W., Chuck S./God - Complete
Time After Time Lord reviews
Suppose at the end of Supernatural episode Time After Time (S7E12), Dean was stuck in the past instead of making it back to the present. And suppose the Tenth Doctor showed up… Based on a request to offset Dean's angst with the Doctor's whimsy. Fluff, humor, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy references, Calvin & Hobbes references, time travel
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/22/2017 - 10th Doctor, Sam W., Dean W., Jody M. - Complete
A Caffrey Christmas Carol reviews
Peter & Neal visit Christmas past, present and future, remembering what was & seeing what might have been. Meta about writers and AUs. Fluff: Neal & Peter as children on Christmas, Neal & Peter meet their Arkham Files selves, Mozzie the mad scientist. Angst: Neal & Peter meet their canon selves. Dec 2005 in the CC AU where Peter recruited Neal instead of arresting him
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,812 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 1/1/2017 - Published: 12/18/2016 - Neal C., Peter B., Elizabeth B., Mozzie - Complete
Caffrey Aloha reviews
On vacation in Honolulu, Peter, Neal & Mozzie prevent a jewel heist. Angst: Neal worries he isn't reformed enough. Fluff: Poker, beach fun, loopy Neal, embarrassing nicknames. Other: Wedding of Neal's aunt & Peter's brother, and an OC comes out. Dec 2004–Jan 2005 (Christmas & New Year's) in the CC AU where Peter recruited Neal instead of arresting him
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,048 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Neal C., Peter B., Elizabeth B., Mozzie - Complete
Choirboy Caffrey reviews
Neal & Peter help a college professor with a secret past. Neal faces suspicion from the team, and rents the loft from June & Byron. H/C: sprained wrist & flashback to being abused Fluff: Neal infiltrates a Christmas concert & meets a rock legend. Dec 2003 in the CC AU where Peter recruited Neal instead of arresting him Characters: Neal, Peter, Elizabeth, Ellen, Jones, June, Byron
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,053 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Neal C., Peter B., Elizabeth B., C. Jones - Complete
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