VampyGenieWitch
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Sophie
Soapy
Doofy

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Hey, you! Get off my lawn!

I just typed a HUGE bio and I clicked the button the apply it and it disconnected me from the internet so I lost the whole thing! I can't be bothered typing a new bio right now so I will do it later.

~Later~

Ok! Well I'm Sophie and I'm related to Walt Disney, really! My last name is Disney! Isn't that cool! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ok, I'll write more later.

~Later~

I can't be bothered writing anything at the moment, but I really wanna write a fic, but I suck at writing, so I'm not even gonna try, (I changed my mind, I will try!) I'm gonna build my bio up like this, FUN! See ya laaaaaaaaaaaaaater!

~Later~

I just came in to put a new quote :) Nothing interesting, now go away you freaking stalker!

~Later~

Well, you couldn't really call this later, it's like, 2 months from the last later.

I DO NOT STALK SHANNON, OK? Shannon's saying that I do, I don't though...really! -Shifty eyes- Ummmm, what should I write about now...hmmmm. I'll get back to you when I think of something.

~Later~

I had a totally screwed up day today, BEN WON NZ IDOL! WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:o) =D IM SO HAPPY! Just to let you know, I'm a 13 year old (dont tell FF Land I read R's) female from New Zealand, I love reading and writing, and I really want to write a ficcie, But I've got no plot or anything, because I'm so very un-original :o( That's sad. :'o(

~Later~

In Shannon's bio, (HappyNutcase) She said to come read my bio, so I'm saying go read hers! And Shannon, you are not discontinuing any of your fics, you have no reason to, cuz they are all good, if you delete any, I will stalk you, just to annoy you, well, I prolly won't but...
Now, what should I tell you about? Hmmmmmmmm...I wonder...

~Later~

Now...I'm gonna tell ya'll a story...no, wait...TWO stories...yes ladies and gentlemen...that is TWO WHOLE STORIES! My, my, aren't we lucky? OK...now, story number one...this story took place at a quiz night, before the quiz had started (we were early you see) with my friends Tara, Adam and Lisa.
We were talking about tax.
I piped up...
Me: What's tax?
Adam: The money the government takes off you when you work.
Me: OMG! THAT'S SO DUMB! STUPID GOVERNMENT! THEY'RE SO DUMB! WHY DON'T THEY GO OUT AND EARN SOME MONEY FOR THEMSELVES INSTEAD OF STEALING ALL OUR HARD EARNED CASH!
Adam: They do.
Me: They do?
Adam: Yea...they get work by getting all the complaints from people like you.
Me: Oh, so I'M the government?
Adam: -Stares at me and shakes his head in disgust-
So...the quiz started and we had to choose a team name...I suggested "The Government".
Well...that's one story...I have to go now...(sister wanting computer for "homework", but I will be back later for the next story!

OMG! All my quotes! They were just deleted! I didn't delete them! Omg! All my hard work! Stupid fu...n bio!

~Later~

One by one, the penguins are stealing my sanity.

~Later~

Ok, I just came in to try to start my quote thingee again, sadly, I can barely remember any! I know, TIME TO GO STEAL SOME QUOTES FROM SHANNON! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

~Later~

The funniest thing happened at school today, I remembered I had to go see my art teacher, Mrs Scholes. So, in the middle of when my teacher was talking I jumped up and said "OMG, I have to go see Mrs Scholes!" All went silent and everyone was just staring at me. And I was all "..." And my class and teacher were all "..." And I was all "...Sooooo, where is she?" And my teacher was all "Oh, she's just out there, and I'm all "Where?" And she's all "By room 10" And I'm all "Where's that?" And my teachers all "By Room 9." And I'm all "Where's room 9?" And she's all "You're standing in room 9, Sophie." And I'm all "Oh...Right, I'll...uhhhh...just, um, get going then..." So, then I...uhhh, went to see Mrs Scholes and, uhhhh...yea. So thats's my story for today! Hope you enjoyed it! Stay tuned for tomorrows story...Help!ICantFindTheSpaceBar!

~Tomorrow~

Well, not really, its about a month later or something because my computer it...uhhhhhh...sorta...broke, but, but, I didn't break it, really!

Todays story: Help!ICantFindTheSpacebar!

Well,ICantThinkOfAPlotSoIllTellYouTomorrow.

~Tomorrow, well, a couple of days later~

I can't think of a plot today either, I'll tell you another day.

~Later~

Well...this is like, ages from the last later...but oh well...I have an announcement to make: Gothic Bubblefish doesnt love me anymore! Waaaaaaaaaaaaah! She used to be one of my best friends...and now shes gone all bitchy at me...so I'm all sad...and it doesn't look like she's gonna get over it...but she will, so I dont care.

~Later~

Now... is really later...like, a year later...I havnt been in FF Land in ages...I dunno why, but I'm so bored, and sad, Tess (my friend) is going to BDO and I'm not :o( Just thought I'd let you guys know that.) Haha, Me and the Oddbird were talking on MSN, (again) and Oddbird was reading a fic, (Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident) and Oddbird thought Holly was pregnant with Artemis's son, and then she goes "But wouldn'tArty sorta...squish Holly?" And we thought about it for a bit...(dirty people aren't we?) and then I went on BRB, about 5 minutes later when I came back I said "But what if Holly was ontop?" LMFAO! (My friend once thought that was "laughing myeffing arm off!" Hahaha.Oh, and since I havent mentioned it yet, I'm a proud supporter of slash fanfiction, thanks to Tess :P I think I might just list all my ships to be random :P.

~Ships~

All are HP...I think O_o

Harry/Draco (Fave ship EVER!)
Hermione/Snape (OK, I know it's Het, but it's still good, especially in Arrmaitee's "Seven Days" go read.
Wood/Mcgonnagal (Another het, but funny.)
George/Fred/anyone (HILARIOUS!)
Lucius/Draco
Ron/no one (Ok, I know it isnt a ship, but I hate Ron pairings, ron is so better off single)
Sirius/Harry
Animal (eg. Crookshanks, Mrs Norris, giant squid)/anyone/thing(HILARIOUS)
Seamus/Anyone (I love seamus as a horny little irish midget, he's so CUTE!)

I hate any Harry/Lucius ships, i dunno why, its not like me to hate any slash fics, but H and L just dont work for me.

Artemis Fowl

Holly/Root (I read a fic with a really good H/R ship, but i cant remember it, its prolly in my faves somewhere.)
Root/Foaly (I don't think I've found any fics with this pairing, but I still think its funny.)
Holly/Trouble (Only sometimes, if it's written well.)
And...
The Oh-So-Famous Holly/Arty. Especially in Artemis Fowl - The Aztec Incident by AgiVega. :)

~Quotes~

Next time you're having a bad day think this...You're a siamese twin, your brother's gay, you're not, you brothers' "friend" is coming over tonight, you only have one ass.
-I dunno, me, I suppose, if not, someone else.

One night I was lying in bed (freezing my ass off) looking at the stars and wondering "Where the hell is my roof?"
-Well, I thought this was mine, but I found out Tess had it in her bio, Tess doesn't mind me using her quotes but wait, along came Shannon "God Sophie, You frickin' stalker, that's my quote, you stole it, it's in my bio!" So, for this quote, it's not Shannon's, it's not mine, and it's not Tess's, it's some random persons' that none of us knows.

Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children.
-Me, But...It's not mine :)

We're being led by an idiot with a crayon.
-Commander Root, Artemis Fowl 2, I thought this was quite funny :P

What is the area of the perimeter?
-Me, studying for a maths test

Moisture is the esscence of wetness.
-Me

The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-The Toaster

I'd like to help you out; which way did you come in?
-Some random chain email.

How can I miss you if you won't go away?
-My -cough- friend, Kate

You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because you're all the same.
-Shannon, and Mutedfaith.com!

You have no idea how acutely depressing it is to realize we're from the same species.
-Tehehe, me. Hey! That rhymed! It's not actually mine, i was lying XD

A day without sunshine is like.. well, night.
-My Mum, when I woke up in the middle of the night, screaming, wondering why it was so dark.

Me: Well, as I said, we were backing out of the carpark...
Clancy: Carpark?
Me: Yes, you know...where you park your car?
Clancy: Ohh...we call that a parking lot.
Me: Oh, OK.
Clancy: Carpark, LOL...Where cars play and swing on swings...
-A conversation me and Clancy (The Oddbird...go check out her bio and R&R her fics) had on MSN. This cracked me up, man...I was telling her a story about feeling raindrops on my fingertips when we were backing our of the carpark. See, Clancy's from Canada. BANANAS!(I just had this strange urge to write that...)

Ok, now minors, COVER YOUR EARS!

For fucks sake, I'm a fuckin' teenager! Looking at linoleum fuckin' turns me on!
-Me, and Tess, and the persons whose fanfic it is in, Tess won't tell me who though. :o(

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The Reunion by Arrmaitee reviews
Harry and Draco meet at a Hogwarts reunion and imagine the first date they never had.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Endurance by VanityBlue reviews
Trouble Kelp's a show off in Holly's eyes. She's never taken the time to get to know him, but when the two are working together on an Endurance Challenge, fate forces them to unite. Will Holly ever learn to love Captain Kelp? Only time will tell.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,764 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Hell in a Nutshell by The OddBird reviews
Olaf has been sent to Hell after dying from an attempt at seizing the Baudelaire fortune. But how come he's the only one that's normal, will he get another chance at living? Is there really a good side to Olaf behind all the loathing? Humour, of course.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 9/20/2005
Artemis Fowl: The Sword of God by AgiVega reviews
Sequel to the Aztec Incident. Despite having Holly at his side, Artemis is depressed, he cannot overcome the loss of his genius. Only time can heal him... in both senses of the word. AU
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 162,526 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Remember Me by WalkThruTheFire reviews
He may not have been ‘The Boy Who Lived’ any longer, but he was their saviour. A look into the minds of his friends and enemies as they attend the funeral of the only other that the Dark Lord feared. Oneshot. Songfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Deadly Temptations by The OddBird reviews
Artemis' only friend has been sent to hell from a deadly accident, Artemis vows to get him back, unaware of the many prices and consequences. Please Read!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Artemis F., Butler
Is This the Start of the Rest of My Life? by VanityBlue reviews
The prequel to family tree. When Holly met Trouble...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/3/2005 - Published: 5/6/2004 - Holly S., Trouble K.
School Rules by The Toaster reviews
So, why is Artemis still at Saint Bartleby’s anyway?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Artemis F.
Wanna be the Dorkiest LEP Officer Ever? by The OddBird reviews
Artemis and the gang along with a few crazy reviewers are thrown on a gameshow, which ends up throwing them into complete random scenarios. Along the way is non other than the infamous murderous Bob This is a reposting of WWTBTDLEPOE with new chapters ]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2005
Who's Your Daddies? by Arrmaitee reviews
This AU, MPREG, RPS, Crossover Parody was written in response to a LiveJournal post where I said that American Idol finalist Anthony Fedorov looked like Harry & Draco's MPREG lovechild. After receiving numerous requests to write the fic, I finally agreed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Trapped On a Desert Island by The OddBird reviews
Four members of Artemis Fowl are washed up on the shores of Cougra Island, a forrbidden and lost island in the middle of nowhere. Please Read!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/4/2005 - Published: 2/20/2004
Stone Heart by VanityBlue reviews
Trouble and Holly have had their fair share of problems, but fate doesn't seem to agree. Someone is poking more than their nose in where it's not wanted. But who? The future of this series is in your hands now...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,637 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/16/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004
Wish Upon a CD case by Neko Mew Midorikawa reviews
In the LEP Talent Show, an elfin captain was ‘discovered’ to have special talent, then her world got turned upside down and inside out. Now Holly needs to go undercover above ground as an Irish pop star. No problem. Right? NOT UPDATING UNTIL 50 REVIEW
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 2/8/2004
Panic Room: The Novel by VanityBlue reviews
You've seen the movie, have you read the novel? Well here's your chance. It's rated R for language and violence, just to be on the safe side!
Panic Room - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,091 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2005
Haste by VanityBlue reviews
A short poem based on Meg and Sarah's entry to the Panic Room in, err, Panic, that first night. ONE SHOT.
Panic Room - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident by AgiVega reviews
26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,217 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Draco Decides To Die by Arrmaitee reviews
Draco spends his last morning with Harry. This is my belated entry for Switchknife's Dysfunctionalia challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
And Then He Hit Puberty by Arrmaitee reviews
SLASH! PARODY! Rita Skeeter exposes Harry Potter's untold story of what happened after he hit puberty… based solely on an unauthorized, uncorroborated interview with Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
What's With Foaly by The OddBird reviews
Holly notices Foalys acting a bit weird. No Artemis in this one, it's all underground. First fic, er? COMPLETE, sequel coming soon though o
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,249 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/1/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Holly S., Julius R. - Complete
Seven Days by Arrmaitee reviews
COMPLETE! (SLASH, PARODY) Virginal Draco Malfoy watches a mysterious raunchy homemade video, and then receives an owl indicating that he will be “deflowered in seven days,” unless he can first uncover the video’s sordid secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,014 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dreams by VanityBlue reviews
Holly is injured in a shuttle accident that her 25 yr old daughter Amber predicts. A stand alone fic NOT related to Family tree. FINISHED
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,836 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Holly S., Trouble K.
The Fowl Bloom by Sweet-Lemonz reviews
A story featuring Artemis Fowl and Orlando Bloom... We'll see how this turns out!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,402 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 6/1/2004
Changes by VanityBlue reviews
The third in a brilliant I hope new series. The sequel to Family tree. Trouble gets some news that flip his life upside down. FINISHED
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
Helter Skelter II by RussianWolf7 reviews
This is the sequel to my earlier fic, Helter Skelter, but can also stand alone. I don't want to say too much, but it's very sad. Bittersweet, sort of. Starts with Holly having a miscarrige and goes from there.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2004
The Useless Question Show! by popgoestheweasel reviews
Um.... Big giant hands kidnap Artemis and co, and the hand's master, Voice, make them answer stupid questions to try and get them so annoyed, they'll hurt each other (people, not the hands). My first fic. Chappie 4 is up!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004
Foaly's Carrot by aethre reviews
The red-faced Commander and the red-haired Captain are stuck on the bottom of the ocean in Foaly's Carrot. With a limited supply of food, and living together in close quarters, how well will the two elves get along?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,030 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Holly S., Julius R.
The Giver: Epilogue by Princess-Perfect reviews
The epilogue of what happens to Jonas and Gabriel after the novel. Jonas and Gabriel arrive in a different community, very different from the one they came from, and adapt to life there and learn many new things.
Giver - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,780 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Complete
The Hogwarts Psychiatrist by SqornshellousZeta reviews
Under Hogwarts, there's a door that leads to the psychiatrist office. Enter and you will find what goes on when the Harry Potter characters arn't fighting Voldemort, what fangirls these days are up to and the reason Snape hates shampoo. 10th chapter!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,844 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/21/2004 - Published: 4/28/2004
Truth or Dare! by Random Mushroom reviews
The Artemis Fowl characters get whisked out of where ever they are by giant hands to participate in a game of Truth or Dare.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 3/20/2004
Splashin' Fashion! by coolcube reviews
The Artemis Fowl version of Trashin' Fashion, a segment on All That! One-shot, and very funny! Please read and review!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Complete
Gulp! A School Story by coolcube reviews
Artemis changes schools to Ginger's junior high class. Which could be bad, very bad. Because there is something nobody knows about her, not even her best friends or the lunch lady. Why she asks to come in to school, has pointy ears, and can write in code.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,500 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 4/27/2004
Helter Skelter by RussianWolf7 reviews
The LEP is threatened with a bomb, Holly being it's target. Headquarters doesn't blow up, but Holly's apartment building does. With her inside. Suspence with some romance added in. Used to be called Explosion but decided to name it after a Beatles song.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,676 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Holly S., Julius R.
Holly's Disease by Cookie Monster II reviews
okay, i know it's been forever since i've updated, but bare with me, i've only just escaped the everlasting pile of assignments which was piled upon me (yes, it was a huge pile, it kept being topped up when i came close to getting out)i'm sorry, forgive m
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2004 - Published: 4/2/2004
Waste of your time by Neko Mew Midorikawa reviews
If you would like to read a pointless fic, this is the fic for you!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/16/2004
Convert to Christianity by Aubyn Lin reviews
Harry Potter's a full-fledged Christian thanks to Fred and George's invention and a humiliatingly pathetic angelic vision. More humorous than it sounds! RR please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Harry P.
Emotions Running High by DarkShadowFlame reviews
[HarryDraco] On a mission for S.P.E.W., Hermione accidentally gives Harry a healthy dose of emotion enhancer potion. How will Hogwarts handle a hyper Harry? More to the point, how will Draco Malfoy handle a hyper Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete