Author has written 6 stories for Frozen.
Miss Kay here, howdy.
My updates are sporadic at best, so ask for other things.
YES I'm a woman.
Talk to me about things. I will answer.
I'm not a writer, and I'm not certain I wish to be. Very simply, I'm a bully with a thousand people, places, and cliche scenarios in my head and an appreciation for words.
Bumper cars need to be on the road so I can hit ass hole drivers without getting in trouble.
My tendencies to smoke weed while I drive make me a much better driver than the average sober bear... I have a hundred more reasons to not get pulled over.
When women go into public restrooms... do they just forget how to people or is this much shit and period blood necessary on the toilet seats?
Do men know how to flush toilets in public or do they just assume it's a magical-girl toilet that flushes itself?
I've never appreciated white girl privilege until I don't get arrested at a DUI checkpoint.
My drunk friend's logic: "They're called tits when they're tiny and bewbs when they're big"
To every person I've ever met that had the ability to read my mind: I'm really really sorry you had to witness that. My bad yo.
I spend entirely too much time drowning my sorrows in alcohol, not-quite-illegal-anymore herbs, and dergs..
I've wanted kids since I was thirteen, but I'm so frightened I could screw them up that I refuse to have them or even consider having them.
I punched a spider to death twice in my life. The first time I felt metal. The second time I... well the second time I broke my windshield and now I'm almost entirely certain I could shatter any windshield with ease, considering I DID NOT punch it that hard. Also I may be a superhero. Or villain. Really no telling.
I know I'm lame (or maybe FUCKING AWESOME) because and simply because my kitten is named Granticus, after our proud and pure, smart and handsome Lord and savior, Master Wuggles.
I've just come across the strangest sensation. It's four fifteen in the morning, I've just worked two thIrteen hour shifts the past two days in a row and my next one starts in a few hours, I'm TIRED AS FUCK... and I don't feel like sleeping.
The only good movie is a bad movie... Or a MST3K movie.