Author has written 7 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.
i love buffy and angel. they are the best.
Angel -are you still my girl?
Buffy to Dawn -be brave.live.for me.
Spike about Angel -he's a wee lil puppet man!!!
Cordelia -angel investigations -we help the hopeless!
Kendra -slaying isn't a job, buffy.it's who you are.
Willow -don't wake the tadpoles!!
Xander -i laugh in the face of danger.then i hide until it goes away.
Spike to Buffy -i know you never loved be but you treat me like a man.
Buffy -i love you
Spike -no you don't.but thanks for saying so.
Riley -you have really weird friends.
Xander -news from the file marked Duh!
Spike -you're not friends. you'll never be friends. you'll be in love until it kills you both. you'll fight and you'll shag and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends
Angelus -passion. it lies in all of us. sleeping, waiting and though unwanted, unbidden, it will open its jaws and howl. it speaks to all of us, guides us. passion rules us all. and we obey.what other choice do we have? it hurts. sometimes more than we can bare. if we could live without passion, we might know some kind of peace. but we would be hollow. without passion we would be truely dead.
Spike -til' the end of the world, even if that happens to betonight.
Willow -i knew it! i knew it! well, not in the scense of having any idea, but i knew there was somethinfg i didn't know.
Giles -how did you know it was me?
Buffy -your eyes. you're the only person in the world that can look that annoyed with me.
Xander -how can i say this clearly? i don't like you. at the end of the day, i pretty much think you're a vampire. But buffy's got this big old yen for you. she thinks you're a real person. and right now i need you to prove her right.
Angel -you're in love with her.
Xander -aren't you?
Angel -you know i started it. the whole ...having a soul thing. before it was all the 'cool new thing'.
Buffy -oh my god, are you twelve?
Angel -i'm getting the brush off for captian peroxide. it doesn't necessarily bring out the champion in me.
Wesley-you can't turn your back on the council
Buffy -the council is in england. i don't think they can tell which way my back is facing
Buffy - your logic does not resemble our earth logic
Xander -mine is much more advanced
Buffy -i didn't jump to conclusions. i took a small step and conclusions were there.
Oz -so, do you steal weapons from the army often?
Willow -well, we don't get cable so we have to make our own fun.
Spike after seeing acathla -wow. it's a big rock. i can't wait to tell my friends. they don't have a rock this big.
Willow -when i'm with a boy i like it is hard for me to say anything cool, or witty, or anything at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds. and then i have to go away.
Buffy -I've had it.Spike is going down.you can attack me, you can send assasins after me, that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend.
Willow -so we are talking about a guy?
Buffy -not exactly a guy. For us to have a conversation about a guy, there would have to be a guy for us to have a conversation about. Was that a sentence?
Buffy -being called an idiot tends to take people out of the dating mood
Xander: -actually kind of turns me on
Buffy -I fear you
Xander -how's angel? pretend i care
Cordelia -is Mr. i'm the lead singer i'm so great i don't have to show up for my date or even call going to be there?
Oz -yeah. you know he's just going by Devon now
Buffy -you're my griend. you're my xander shaped friend
Buffy -have i ever let you down?
Giles -do you want me to answer that or should i just glare?
Willow -i'm kind of curious to find out what sort of career i could have
Xander -what, and suck all the spontaniaty out of being young and stupid? i'd rather live in the dark.
Willow -you're not going to be young forever
Xander -yes, but i'll always be stupid...okay let's not all rush to disagree
Giles -i don't care what time it is, unlock his cell, unstrap him and bring him to the phone!
Buffy -you know, people underestimate the value of a good ramble
Buffy -cordelia, you're mouth is open, sound is coming from it, thisis never good
Willow -you just don't like him cuz of that time he beat you up every day for five years
Xander -yah, i'm irrational that way
Buffy -see this is school, and we have students, and they check out books, and then they learn things.
Giles -i was begining to think that was a myth
Xander -it's funny how the earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to.
Xander -i mean the dead rose. we should have at least had an assembly
Buffy -to make a vampire they have to suck your blood. then you have tosuck their blood. it's this whole big sucking thing.
Willow -we can't run, that would be wrong...Could we hide?
Giles -they made their reputation by massacaring an entire Mexican village in 1886.
Buffy -friendly little demons
Giles -that was before they became vampires
Buffy -gee, i wish people wouldn't leaveopen graves lyingaround like this
Xander -i don't like vampires. i'm going to take a stand and say they're not good
Buffy -we killed each other.it reallypromotes togetherness
Angel -the elders conjured up the perfect punishment for me. they restored my soul
Buffy -what, they were all out of boils and blinding tourment?
Willow -uh, angel, if i say something you really don't want to hear, do you promise not to bite me?
Angel -things used to be pretty simple. a hundred years, just hanging out, feeling guilty. really honed my brooding skills
Buffy -i told one lie. i had one drink
Giles -yes and you were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. the words "let that be a lesson" are a tad redundant at this juncture
Xander -you were checking out my neck!
Angel - what?
Xander - you were checking out my neck, I saw that
Angel - no i wasn't.
Xander -just keep your distance, pal
Angel -i wasn't looking at your neck
Xander -i told you to eat before you left
Ethan -now, this may sting just a little at first. but don't worry that'll go away once the searing pain kicks in
Giles -I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the 12th century, and ask the vampiresto postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.
Buffy -okay, at this point you're abusing sarcasm
Faith -you can't trust guys
Buffy: you can trust some guys. really i've read about them
Angel -you can't imagine the price of true evil
Faith -yeah,i hope evil takes mastercard
Buffy -i've been looking for you
Faith -i've been standing still for eight months. how hard did you look?
Buffy -i'm goin' to a club
Joyce - will there be boys there?
Buffy - no mom, it's a nun club
Drusilla -i'm naming all the stars
Spike - you can't see the stars, love. that's the ceiling. also, it's day
Drusilla - i can see them. for i've named them all the same name. and there's terrible confussion
Cordelia - this is great. there is an unkillable demon in town. angel's joined his team, the slayer's a basketcase. i'd say we've hit bottom
Xander - I have a plan
Cordelia - Oh no, here's a lower place
--Buffy - The hardest thing in this world, is to live in it.
Whistler - "Bottom line is, even if you see them coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change. Not really. But it does. So what? Are we helpless? Puppets? The big moments are gonna come, you can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are."
Spike - "I told you. I want to stop Angel. I want to save the world."
Buffy - "Okay, you do remember that you're a vampire, right?"
Buffy to Spike - "You're pathetic. I lost a friend tonight and I may lose more. The whole earth may be sucked into hell and you want my help because your girlfriend's a big ho? Well, let me to this opportunity to not care."
Oz - "Okay, I pretty much missed out on some stuff, didn't I? Because this is all making the kind of sense that's...not."
Spike - "The truth is, I like this world. You've got dog racing. Manchester United. And you've got people. Billions of people walking around like happy meals with legs."
Spike - "My head. I think I'm sobering up. It's horrible. I wish I was dead."
Buffy - "Well, if you close your eyes and wish real hard..."
Buffy to Spike - "I violently dislike you."
Xander - "Okay, when *I'm* marvelling at the immaturity, be scared."
Willow about Xander - "No, we're just friends. We used to go out, but we broke up."
Buffy - "How come?"
Willow - "He stole my Barbie."
Angel - "They really don't like me dropping in."
Buffy - "Why not?"
Angel - "They really don't like me."
Jesse - "I can hear the worms in the earth!"
Xander - "That's a plus."
Giles to Buffy - "Do you ignore everything I say as a rule?"
Xander - "One of those girls hit me really hard. We should test for steroids."
Giles - "Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?"
Willow - "Maybe because they met her? Did I say that?"
Xander - "We're right behind you, only further back."
Darla - "Do you know what the saddest thing in the world is?"
Buffy - "Bad hair on top of that outfit?"
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