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Joined 01-17-04, id: 522996
Author has written 4 stories for Artemis Fowl, and Harry Potter.

Hmm. I haven't updated this thing for a Rather Long Time. So, I'll give you the basics.

Since the last update, I've turned 16.

I haven't written a word, except for school assignments (Damn you NCEA! Damn you Level One English! DAMN YOU!)

I've read the newest Artemis Fowl book (number 5) in more recent news. I still disagreed with the axing of a certain character at the end of number four, but I feel Mr. Colfer did keep to the agreement, and I can put away that knife now .

I haven't died. I've just taken a Very Very Very Long Vacation From Writing. School has been a bit of a shit this year, especially English. It's not pleasant to be told in a rather nasty way that your writing, quite simply, stinks. By a teacher.

I was planning to finish some stories during my summer holidays. But from the looks of things just now, that's not going to happen. --mumbles about some family crisis--

Soo... I'm not dead, I'm not planning on dying any time soon, and I basically have a Very Stubborn Writers' Block and a Shattered Confidence.

Playing the fool gets you nowhere. As everyone likes to remind me. Maybe I should try taking things a little more seriously just so I can drift back into the background in my family, and not get shouted at when I'm trying to be light hearted about something really serious that's going on. Perhaps I should just break down in tears.

From the Management.

here are a few random wee quotes :

"OMIGOD! It's a bird-shaped rat!" ~a friend, known here as Catwytch (please don't hurt me if you're reading this!)

" 'My truffles?' gasped Opal. "You took them! That's just mean.' " Opal Koboi, the opal deception.

"' What is the point of a hood that is not waterproof? And all these logos? I feel like a walking advertisement. And these JEANS do not fit properly. They are sagging down to my knees.'" Artemis Fowl, the opal deception

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A Long Way From Sanity by Lugian Before Swine reviews
Something very random. You sort of have to read it to know what it is.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Artemis F.
Naruto: Apocalypse by POD5000 reviews
What would Naruto characters do during the apocalypse?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
Gaara Gets Therapy by POD5000 reviews
The psychiatric industry faces the ultimate challenge.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Gaara - Complete
The Ultimate POTCF Seriously by POD5000 reviews
just read it, you know you want to... guaranteed to satisfy
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Complete
Emo Doughnuts and Pi by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Yomi shock horror is being somewhat random, Tomo's hyper and Osaka thinks she's an Emo. Just another normal lunchtime really.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
Shamanism by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Take my hand. Hold fast, hold strong.Sequel to Snap Me Back Into Hell. DracoHermione. The road to recovery. Read and review, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Haircut by humhallelujah reviews
Right after Holly gets a job in the LEP, she cuts her hair. Each auburn lock falling through the floor makes her think about choices, and especially their consequences. What will happen after?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,227 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Andy & Lou go to Washington by SF Heinig reviews
A satire of current political events starring Andy and Lou. Hope everyone enjoys it!
Little Britain - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
A Very Random Conversation by Calamir reviews
Draco and Harry have a very random conversation. Oneshot slash parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Hannah A., Draco M.
Pebbles are the Root of All Evil by Lugian Before Swine reviews
Very odd...someone is throwing pebbles at Harry! Gasp!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Insane by Lugian Before Swine reviews
Artemis and friends are trapped in an asylum for the mentally insane for two weeks. Probably slight AH somewhere in here; I don't notice it any more... Rated T to be safe. Permanently incomplete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Artemis F.
Morning Glory by Conny1908 reviews
Waking up sticky can be fun. Oneshot. HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The End? by Calamir reviews
Draco tries to commit suicide, but someone changes his mind...and it's not who you'd expect! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
Bad News First by Calamir reviews
Harry gets some bad news...reposted after accidential deletion. Whoops.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Final Battle by Calamir reviews
Things didn't exactly end as either Harry or the Dark Lord had expected them to. A double parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
I Am Lacking A Better Title by Lugian Before Swine reviews
I dunno...well, it's sorta like Artemis and Holly are dumped off in a public middle school. Yeah, that's it.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Busting the Illegal Weddings by Trouble Kelp reviews
Holly Short is trying to cope with office pressures, ie. her boss: Commander Julius Root. She finds out she has a half brother. Then the Commander collapses. When the LEP gets a tip off an... interesting... mission follows. [HollyRoot]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,841 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Holly S., Julius R.
Raspberry Wine by yami no dawn reviews
Hermione finds something unexpected. RLSB slash. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Bag Tossers, Inc by kazforlupin reviews
The horror of Harry and Ron tossing people's bags out of the astronomy tower window is just all too real for Hermione. if you like the light hearted stuff, i think this is for you! r'r, that'd be splendid!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P.
One day I will think of a good title by Catwytch reviews
Root and Foaly get stuck together in Foaly's lab because one of the computers crash. Will Root and Foaly be able to stand each others company for more than a few minutes. I wonder what will happen...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Julius R., Foaly
The Inevitable Ending by Super Ceech reviews
::Oneshot - written after book 6:: We all know it's coming... With what J.K. Rowling's given us so far, this is the ending we're headed for...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,855 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
It All Started with a Note by Nota Lone reviews
[founders era] Have you ever wondered how the founders cameup with the idea of Hogwarts? It was a boring lesson, and Godric and Salazar would really have prefered to be outside...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2005
Passing through Insane Lane by humhallelujah reviews
Angeline Fowl is insane. See the world through her eyes as she goes through life crazy. What was the true story behind the beings that haunted her at night?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,775 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Angeline F., Artemis F. Senior
The Origin of Voldemort by Foaly's Friend reviews
How Voldemort came to be. Meaningful piece getting gradually humourous
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Voldemort
A Phoenix's Tale by Muses Fury reviews
When an Order member (OC) is not how she seems, what happens to the rest of them? R&R, enjoy! Chapter 15, now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,491 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 1/28/2004 - Severus S.
Random Mini Fics by Foaly's Friend reviews
These mini ficlettes are just a whole heap of random stories written by yours truly. Starring the cast from Artemis Fowl. Random and Funny! Many more are coming your way! R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2005
Herring of the Pot 1 by Nota Lone reviews
And the Stone of Fossilised Cherry Kool-Aid. The strangest thing I've ever written. Rating for the insanity. I don't want to scar anyone for life.:)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005
Hello? by Captain Pagie reviews
Dedicated to ME! Yes, well, what really happened when Sirius fell through the veil? Well, here's my twisted sense of humor's answer, so you KNOW it's good.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
It Will Blow You Away! by Mrs.ShinjiroAragaki reviews
A random humourus story of InuMiroku. Things blow up and their is YAOI SEXUAL CONTENT! Please R&R!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Miroku, Inuyasha
Tea and Angels by awaysheflew reviews
There's something not-quite-right about Harry beneath the surface. Ron is not as stupid as he looks. I spend most of my time talking to a blue tea cup decorated with cats. Oh, and Draco Malfoy is currently shackled in our basement. [edited]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,796 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 1/14/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Evil Grin by Asophagoose reviews
Just a little moment in time between Holly and Artemis... They're trapped on a leaky submarine, and Artemis is trying to think of a plan, but he's finding it a bit difficult... implies HollyArtemis! Yay best ship evah! cough In this fandom anyway...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2004
As Darkness Destroys Us by Plaidly Lush reviews
It is near to nine years that the Marauders graduated from Hogwarts. They never would have guessed the impact a Dark Wizard would have on them. Includes death and murder, betrayal, loneliness, and guilt. Rating to be safe, read and review. :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,561 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 9/26/2003 - Complete
Deception's Deceiver by Noelle Andrews reviews
Look inside. Oh, and the rating and title might change. RR & I'll return the favor!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/21/2004 - Published: 1/14/2004
What the Hell? by Wolf11 reviews
This is just a really stange and weird pile of bollux! I was bored so i wrote this OK! Enjoy!its also good for a laugh makes fun of my self mostly! 20 CHAPTERS! WUHOO YAAAAAY finnaly I hear you cry, or is that bugger off you loonatic?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,639 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2004 - Published: 7/25/2003
Journals of Severus Snape by sev's-angel reviews
Ever wonder how Severus Snape went from being a spy in the first war to the Potion's Master at Hogwarts? Ever wonder what the adults were doing while Harry was having his adventures? Please note, ch 1 and 5 got messed up, now fixed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 1/14/2004 - Severus S.
Ashes of Victory by sev's-angel reviews
The story of how Severus went from being a spy to being a teacher. Please note the rating went up as of chapter 3. Sorry, but it got really good, and intense.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,761 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Severus S., Albus D.
No Longer An Enemy by Plaidly Lush reviews
Befriended anonymously through letters, they grow to love each other. But there are some who want to keep them apart, because of jealousy or malice. Includes HPRW slashness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 122,296 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/15/2004 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Stuck on You by Lazy-anji reviews
Harry finally gets together with his dream girl, Cho Chang. But what happens when rumors start spreadings? Will their love last? Please read and review! This is my first Harry Potter story!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,792 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 2/9/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004
Singing Chipmunks by Monitor reviews
in all movies, what gives you the cue to stand up and scream "behind you, you idiot!"? Ominous music! so when ominous music is heard lurking about Hogwarts, how many people panic?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/2/2004
Valgonda the University of Witchcraft and Wizardry by LaTiNo HeAt reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione go to university they discover new friends, enemies and romances
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,933 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sexy Boy by LaTiNo HeAt reviews
Songfic to the WWE entrance theme of HBK
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
To be honest, it sucked by crystalwolf06 reviews
Slightly AU story in which Ginny remembers how it started, Hermione wonders why is ended, and I wonder where the hell I get this stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,275 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Ginny W., Hermione G.
Christmas Present by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Fred and George consider a Christmas present soon to be given to someone special...one-shot for a challenge. Read and review, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2004 - George W. - Complete
Feel by LaTiNo HeAt reviews
to the lyrics of feel coz i love robbie williams. plez read and review! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Small Town by Melusina reviews
After the war, Severus leaves, only to find someone back again. I resubmitted this story with a few alterations. Please read and review. SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Severus S., Remus L.
Blind Love by LaTiNo HeAt reviews
Its seventh year and hermione changes and draco notices, im not very good at summaries, but PLEZ READ!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2004 - Published: 1/15/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Misconbobulation by Plaidly Lush reviews
Oneshot. While doing research in the library, Ginny comes upon Draco and Hermione, and overhears something rather disturbing. What could it be?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Nut Doesn't Fall Too Far by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
It all started with the fight. Stupid fight. Stupid Potter. And then she had to pipe up. Stupid angst." HermioneDraco joint fic done with Winter. :D (Yeah, we suck at the whole summary thing)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dennis Creevey's First Night by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
It's his first time. Colin's told him it won't be any trouble, but Dennis is nervous anyway. As well he should be. It is the Yule Ball, after all, and he is behind a camera. Anything could happen...written for a challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,050 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 12/1/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Snap Me Back Into Hell by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
When you've no one to talk to but yourself and the walls...you tend to forget what hope is. Dark one-shot, DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pick up the pieces by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
W-I-P. Seventh year. HermioneDraco. Hermione suddenly finds herself without friends, and avoided by most, while Draco is having trouble coping. WARNING: ANGST. Chapter nine: resolution to that cliffie, and getting ready for Halloween.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,401 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/18/2003 - Published: 9/30/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
I luv u Uncle Wormtail and Uncle Voldie! by Padfoots-one-and-ONLY reviews
Peter and Voldemort find a little girl on one of thier killings. What in the world are they going to do? Take her with them! Duh! Her name is Rhea, and she wants to cause some trouble! what do you mean i can't play with your wand Uncle Voldie? Uncle Wormt
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003
Hermione's Admirers by Plaidly Lush reviews
Finished. In the middle of sixth year, Hermione's life once again becomes complicated. Mysterious Christmas gifts, unicorns and Pegasuses, unbalanced DADA teachers, and all the normal school troubles. Evil teasers. Read and Review. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,540 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2003 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
One Thousand Galleons by Mrs Weasley reviews
Fred and George come to terms with having one thousand Galleons to spend on their dreams...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,567 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/14/2003 - George W.
Happiness Is Temporary by Plaidly Lush reviews
When I was with you, I never expected it to end. Now I sit under the trees in the dark, wondering what I did to drive you away... Please Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/30/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Checkers by Telecontar reviews
Artemis plays checkers. Pointless
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
No Easy Goodbyes by Mrs Weasley reviews
Post GoF story. Harry makes a surprising discovery, but finds out that danger is closer than he thinks...PART 14 NOW UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,802 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/26/2002 - Published: 10/3/2000
Yours sincerely... by Mrs Weasley reviews
The correspondence of an overworked Ministry of Magic employee...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/18/2001
Later, Soon, Now by Mrs Weasley reviews
Three internal monologues during the summer post-GOF - whose thoughts are they? (No prizes for guessing!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/5/2001
The Gift by Mrs Weasley reviews
Professor Trelawny tells Harry of a prophecy - will it come true?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,794 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/30/2001 - Published: 3/16/2000
The Best Man by Mrs Weasley reviews
Eight years after leaving Hogwarts, Harry's friends assemble for his wedding, but, with old quarrels and new dangers surfacing, will the wedding take place as planned?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,463 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/30/2001 - Published: 5/13/2000
The Best Man 2: The Search for Snape by Mrs Weasley reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione must deal with the consequences of the events in "The Best Man". The danger isn't over...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,921 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/30/2001 - Published: 6/5/2000
Sixth Year Showdowns by Mrs Weasley reviews
In his sixth year, Harry faces problems and danger - but his biggest problem is that his two best friends aren't getting on togeth
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,347 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 3/7/2000
The Siren and the Spy by Mrs Weasley reviews
A new teacher arrives at Hogwarts - but is she quite what she seems? A seventh-year story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,959 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 3/28/2000
Malfoy's Christmas Carol by Mrs Weasley reviews
Summary: Seasonal JK Rowling/Charles Dickens crossover. Will a visit from some Christmas ghosts alter Malfoy's character?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,769 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 12/3/2000
A Voldemort Christmas Carol-Part One by veronicaedsawyer reviews
A Harry Potter version of A Christams Carol, with Tom Riddle
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2000
Harry Potter and the Final Bloodbath by Mrs Weasley reviews
I am posting this on behalf of my sister, who wrote it. It is a bit twisted, but I think it is funny! Rated PG13 for several nasty deaths!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/6/2000
No More - Prequel to The Best Man by Mrs Weasley reviews
Two years ago, Harry chose to leave behind the struggle against the Dark Arts. Now, tragedy has struck...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/27/2000
My Friend Ron by Mrs Weasley reviews
Harry uses his new-found writing talent to describe his best friend. Harry's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2000
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The Point of the Veil reviews
As the title says, this is my version as to why the veil was placed there for Sirius to fall into when he died. Overdue? Heck yeah. Do I care? Not a jot! Please note that THIS IS NOT SERIOUS. I'm a parody writer. Even for serious stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
How Deathly Hallows SHOULD Have Ended reviews
My version of how this book should have ended, concocted before book was released, typed this very evening. Not really any spoilers... rated for some language. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Insert Amusing Caption In This Place reviews
Butler and Foaly are trapped in a small room. what could possibly happen?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 10/1/2005
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Captain Holly Short and Artemis Fowl are trapped in a janintors closet. what could possibly happen? WARNING: May contain coarse language etc.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 6/21/2005
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