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Joined 10-13-13, id: 5233961, Profile Updated: 04-25-14
Author has written 7 stories for Avengers, Elementary, and White Collar.

Oh, jeeze, what does one write in one of things?

Hey everyone! I'm a second- year university student in Canada, studying to get a BSc specializing in Immunology, along with a major in Spanish... That's right people, the only 'literature studying' I do at all is in another language... So this whole English-creative-writing shtick is very much not something I pursue on an academic level, but I adore the English language and how viciously I can abuse it (as anyone who has to study the proper use of a language will understand).

I have what some might call an overactive imagination, and what I like to call 'Just being a cool person', but as far as writing goes, this means I usually have REALLY FANTASTIC STORY IDEAS, LIKE OMG YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND... and then I can't actually write them. Woops. It's terrible, you should see my Google Docs folder for fan fictions. My word. However, speaking as a fellow fan of fan fiction (Is that a thing? Do we have a cooler name?) that HATES HATES HATES following a WIP that never gets finished, I will a) only post things I know have a definite end b) give you fair warning that a thing will not have an end c) post all the little disconnected scenes I'm writing (again, with fair warning) for you to enjoy, and then try to build them in a cohesive whole somewhere down the line.

Expect updates from me in bursts, as, for some reason, I find midterm/final season really inspirational, and can't write worth a darn when I have nothing else going on... Seriously, what is my life?

Oh! And I have a tumblr (that I barely upkeep, but I lurk there religiously), so if you would like writing updates, or snippits of things that might never become stories, or might become stories later, or just want somewhere to scroll through endless Benedict Cumberbatch things (You think i'm joking. But I'm not.), please, go take a peek! (equalopportunityobsessor.tumblr.com). I also have an AO3 account, under the same username!

Happy Reading!

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So You Were Never a Saint, and I Loved in Shades of Wrong reviews
Everyone knows that Sherlock's never been normal, but it's not like Joan knows how to say "I love you" either. Still, it comes as no surprise to her that he does figure out how to say it. He is the genius, after all. [Just a little series of 'Elementary' drabbles. Marked 'Complete' because I never have any intentions of writing more related pieces... But I probably will.]
Elementary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,529 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Sherlock H., Joan W. - Complete
It's Only Half Past (The Point of Oblivion) reviews
Written for a prompt on AvengerKink: "I think it's generally agreed that all of Steve's senses are powered up by the serum? He can hear people whispering on the other side of the room, probably sees a hell of a lot further, etc. But there are definite downsides. How does Steve control this side effect of the serum?"
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
I've Got a Fever For You I Just Can't Explain reviews
For a prompt on AvengerKink: "Pepper and Tony are both sick, and somehow the entire team ends up fussing over them and taking care of them. Bonus if Pepper is cuddlier than Tony when she's sick and Tony puts up a front but secretly doesn't mind at all."
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,977 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2014
Of Late, I Cannot Help But Fall reviews
It should be easy as breathing, knowing what's best. Neal knows a lot of things, like conversational Swahili and how to get exactly what he wants when he wants it. But morals? Right and wrong, knowing that actions have consequences... Well. Neal's always been above that sort of thing. [Warnings: Off-screen character death of minor, un-named OC]
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2014
Give Me Something that Will Haunt Me reviews
Written for this prompt on the Elementay Kink Meme: "Making out is one of the few ways to get Sherlock to shut the hell up - especially in public." ml?thread 3255#t3255 Five times Joan kissed Sherlock to shut him up, and one time he kissed her.
Elementary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,263 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Sherlock H., Joan W. - Complete
Get By With a Little Help reviews
Where Steve isn't nearly as confused by the future as he is by Tony Stark, Clint has an unhealthy obsession with sneaking and ceilings, and Tony has way too much fun trying out nicknames for everyone. Alternatively titled: The One Where Tony Rescues Clint, and Steve Doesn't Want to Be Adopted by an Idiot Genius.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,006 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Claustrophobia reviews
This was officially the worst day of Tony Stark's life; and it had started out pretty great. Generally speaking, he supposes, a Jurassic Park reenactment in Manhattan was not ideal. Still, the stegosaurus was undeniably cool. And, Tony had wrestled a velociraptor. No joke. An honest to god velociraptor. [Warnings for lots of violence, injuries, and sweary Tony.]
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete