Author has written 9 stories for Troy, King Arthur, Sky High, Misc. Tv Shows, Indiana Jones, Twilight, Sons of Anarchy, and Vampire Diaries.
Online (aim): allydogreat
Interests: Writing, reading, martial arts, fanfiction, movies, music, and webdesign.
Favorite Movies: The Boondock Saints, Pirates of the Carribean Trilogy, Clerks I and II, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Waiting, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, Dazed and Confused, Empire Records, The Mummy Trilogy, Indiana Jones I-IV, Sky High, Elecktra, King Arthur, Blood and Chocolate, and Hancock.
Favorite Books/Authors: Stephanie Meyer (Twilight Series), JR Ward (Black Dagger Brotherhood Series), Brenda Joyce (Masters of Time Series), Karen Moning (Fever Series), Melissa Mayhue, Monica McCarty, Amanda Scott, Lindsay Sands, Virginia Henly, Jane Austen, Shakespeare, Homer, and the list can go on... lol
Favorite TV Shows: Highlander, Psych, Sons of Anarchy, Teen Wolf, Game of Thrones, The Vampire Diaries, The Originals, Almost Human, Arrow, Spartacus Series, Once Upon a Time, Atlantis, True Blood, Covert Affairs, Moonlight, and Justified.
FAVORITE COUPLES IN FANFICTION-
CAROLINE/KLAUS (Vampire Diaries and the originals)
DEREK HALE/OC (Teen Wolf)
JOHN SNOW/DAENERYS (Game of Thrones)
MUTT/OC (Indiana Jones)
WARREN/OC (Sky High)
TRISTIAN/OC (King Arthur)
LANCELOT/OC (King Arthur)
ANDRE MERICK/LADY CLAIRE (Timeline)
ARDETH/OC (The Mummy)
CARLOS/ALICE (Resident Evil: Appocalypse)
MAITHYAS/SORCERESS (The Scorpion King)
JACK SPARROW/OC (Pirates of the Carribean)
AJAY/COREY (Empire Records)
TAYLOR/OC (Knockaround Guys)
SARAH/NICK (Beyond Borders)
WENDY/PETER (Peter Pan)
Raoul Duke: "Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highwaytraffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow." (-Fear and Loathing)
Raoul Duke: "Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear!" (- Fear and Loathing)
Raoul Duke: "Order some golf shoes, otherwise we'll never get outta this place alive..." (- Fear and Loathing)
Raoul Duke: (Tripping on acid) "Wait! We can't stop here! This is bat country!" (- Fear and Loathing)
Raoul Duke:There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." (- Fear and Loathing)
Mullroy: "What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?"
Murtogg: "Yea, and no lies!"
Jack Sparrow: "Well, then, I confess! It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out."
Murtogg: "I said no lies!"
Mullroy: "I think he's telling the truth."
Murtogg: "If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us."
Jack Sparrow: "Unless, of course, he knew you would believe the truth even if he told it to you." (-Pirates of the Carribean)
Jack Sparrow: "NO. Not good. STOP! Not good. WHAT are you doing! You've burned all the food, the shade, the RUM!"
Elizabeth: "Yes, the rum is gone."
Jack Sparrow: "Why's RUM GONE!" (-Pirate of the Carribean)
Jack Sparrow: "Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid." (-Pirates of the Carribean)
Bors: "I like the little bastards. They mean something to me. Especially Number Three! He's a good fighter!"
Lancelot: "That's because he's mine." (-King Arthur)
Lancelot: "Well, if this woman of Gawain's is as beautiful as he claims, I expect to be spending a lot of time at Gawain's house. His wife will welcome the company."
Gawain: "I see. And what will I be doing?"
Lancelot: "Wondering at your good fortune that all your children look like me."
Gawain: "Is that before or after I hit you with my axe?" (-King Arthur)
Bors: "Dagonet, she wants to get married and give the children names."
Tristan: "Women! The children already have names, don't they?"
Bors: "Just Gilly. It's too much trouble so we gave the rest of them numbers."
Lancelot: "That's interesting. I thought you couldn't count." (-King Arthur)
Horton: "My God! WHAT are they?" (whimpers and cowers)
Bor: "Blue demons that eat Christians alive. You're not a Christian, are you!" (-King Arthur)
(Keeping beat for a dance lesson)
Chaucer: "And one and two and three and four and your hands should be light like a birdie on a branch. And one and two and three and four and Wat doesn't lead he follows like a girl." (Wat punches him)
Chaucer: "And one and two and twirlie twirlie twirlie! And one and two and you're still getting it wrong! And one and two and three and four you can hit me all day cause you punch like a... what?"
Roland: "A girl!" (-A Knight's Tale)
Wat: "Uh, betray us, and I will fong you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in, your entrails will become your extrails I will w-rip... all the p... ung. PAIN, lots of PAIN!" (-A Knight's Tale)
Chaucer: "Yes, behold my lord Ulrich, the rock, the hard place, like a wind from Guilderland he sweeps by blown far from his homeland in search of glory and honor, we walk in the garden of his turbulence!"
(crowd is silent, cricket noise)
Crowd: Yeahhhhh! (-A Knight's Tale)
Chaucer: "I'm a writer."
Wat: "A what?"
Chaucer: "A wha- a what? A writer. I write, with parchment, and ink. Geoffrey Chaucer's the name, writing's the game. You've never read my book Tales of the Duchess? No? Well, it was allegorical."
Roland: "Well, we won't hold that against you, that's for every man to decide for himself." (-A Knight's Tale)
Wat: "I don't understand women."
Chaucer: "Nor do I. But they understand us... Well, maybe not you." (-A Knight's Tale)
Chaucer: "All human activity lies within the artist's scope."
(Looks at Wat)
Chaucer: "Maybe not yours." (-A Knight's Tale)
Chaucer: "I will eviscerate you in fiction. Every pimple, every character flaw. I was naked for a day; you will be naked for eternity!" (-A Knight's Tale).
Favorite Fanfiction Quotes: (These certainly made me lmao! LOL!)
Corin: “You don’t have to carry me, you know.”
Lancelot: (shoots her a rakish grin) "But it makes me feel so chivalrous! Like a knight in shining armour. Let us embrace the cliché for a moment.” (- Katemary77's "Crescent Moon")
Lancelot: “Alright, gents and ladies! The object of this game is to purposely get as many people drunk as humanly possible. We go in a circle, and everyone says something they know they have not done, but someone else has. For instance, if Bors were to say that he had not slept with Vanora in a month, I would take a drink, because I have. Simple as that. We keep going until no one can manage to put glasses to their lips.” (Vanora whacks him hard on the head with her serving tray)
Vrena: “I’ve never slept with two people of the opposite sex at once.”
Lancelot: “Who told you!” (glares at her while he takes a drink)
Vrena: “Oh, no one.” (smiles and slaps hands with Guinevere)
Arthur: “I’ve never disguised myself as a barmaid to sneak beer from a tavern.”
Lancelot: “Damn it…!” (dives for his glass begrudingly) (- Cari Shidao's "Scouts and Maidens")
Mistress Qurick “Married yet?” (Emile and Kel shake their heads, speechless) “Then I shall have to arrange husbands for you, as quickly as possible.”
Kel: “Uh Mistress Qurick we’re not woads really so you don’t have to arrange us husbands.”
Mistress Qurick: “Nonsense, hold your tongue silly girl. We need to marry you off as quickly as possible. Must have a woman warrior, sexually satisfied and a whole litter of children to fight for!” (- MonDieu666's "A New Way of Life")
Emile: “Shh! And act like you’re in love!”
Tristan: "Alright, which handsome young men are we making jealous?"
Emilie: “No, they all want me already. It’s a woman!”
Tristan: (Looking at her in shock)“Well if that’s what you want..."
Emile: “No not like that. She’s from my tribe.”
Tristan: “Oh. She’s a matchmaker."
Emile: “The worst!” (- MonDieu666's "A New Way of Life")
Mistress Qurick: “I have to ask you a question."
Tristan: "Yes?" (all the other knights listen in, intrigued at the conversation)
Mistress Qurick: (questions bossily) "Are you satisfying this woad woman?"
Mistress Qurick: "Yes, sexually!" (Dagonet's head does a double take and Bors spits out a mouthful of beer he was in the middle of drinking).
Tristain: (stoically) "Very satisfied." (- MonDieu666's "A New Way of Life")