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Joined 10-14-13, id: 5235389, Profile Updated: 10-28-13
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Happy birthday, dear Born OnHalloween!

The Pumpkin Patchers have been hard at work to prepare a little something to celebrate your birthday!

You can find the list of all the contributors in the "favorite authors" section, and you have to add MistresSmut who's not on FF any longer.

Enjoy!

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Soiled by bornonhalloween reviews
Cleanliness is next to godliness, but not even the boss's daughter can stay unsoiled forever. The hot mechanic is gritty and gruff and avoiding her like the plague, so naturally he's all she wants. But would she be better off keeping her distance? Angsty ExB told in BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 78,341 - Reviews: 5482 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Slippery Slope by bornonhalloween reviews
A crash course with destiny brings together a burned-out social worker seeking to rekindle her faith in mankind and a disillusioned attorney running out of chances to be a real life hero. Written for Texasfires compilation. E/B, AH, M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,336 - Reviews: 1927 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guilty As Sin by bornonhalloween reviews
The Honorable Edward Cullen has a dark secret, a hidden desire that could cost him his career. When Mistress Swan—desperate to persuade the judge—makes a forbidden ex parte visit to his private chambers, can the judge "keep it in his robe"?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,894 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Complete
The Ones Who Got Away by bornonhalloween reviews
Can a nurturing writing coach help a disheartened doctor win over the girl of his dreams? Sometimes, life gives you a rewrite. A birthday tribute for chayasara. E/B, Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unbridled by bornonhalloween reviews
When a big city girl shows up to clean the stables, she unearths more than manure in the straw. Can the horse-whispering cowboy give over the reins to his crusty heart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,459 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 116 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Secret Life Of Superheroes by bornonhalloween reviews
When Batman's archenemy puts Robin's life on the line, can Batman solve the ultimate riddle and save his trusty sidekick, all of Gotham, and possibly even himself? Holy sexual ambiguity, Batman! A birthday one-shot for Just Robin.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,730 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Batman/Bruce Wayne, Robin/Dick Grayson - Complete
Dancing Toward The Sun by bornonhalloween reviews
"I am his Rock; he is my Sun." A Twifictionalized retelling of the true-life tiny dancer who found everything she needed in a single smile. Katalina's love story. Written for the Stand Up 4 Katalina compilation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,919 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Inappropriate by bornonhalloween reviews
Edward is Off Limits, but when he tempts her again and again, how much can a hot-blooded, middle-aged woman take? Bella knows better than to lust after her son's best friend, but he's so damn perfect and the consequences seem miles away. All human, all BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 75,162 - Reviews: 5449 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Complete
Boring by bornonhalloween reviews
Is it possible that Edward Cullen really is boring? A certain dishwater blonde bartender holds the answer. E/J Slashish
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Jasper - Complete
Internal Control by bornonhalloween reviews
They never prepared Edward for an audit like this at business school! Luckily, he is working for a seasoned partner who can guide him and nurture his inner accountant. E/B, All Accountant, All EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,880 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Complete
No Man's Land by bornonhalloween reviews
Working his body is my occupation; resisting it, my curse. How much longer can I keep things professional, knowing how I really want to touch him? A tale of boys and balls for Whiti Shade's birthday. Rated M for E/Em slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,294 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Comp Sem 101 by bornonhalloween reviews
What happens when a scholarship athlete and an English major from opposite coasts meet in a freshman writing seminar? Will they be drawn together or forced apart by their weekly discoveries of themselves and each other? All human college coeds!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 224,256 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lather, Rinse, Repeat by bornonhalloween reviews
Freshly graduated from Cosmetology School, Bella takes a job in a health club beauty salon called Mystique. First days on the job can be so boring…until that perfect head of hair walks in! All drabble, All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 288 - Words: 66,099 - Reviews: 15370 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Pleasure of the President by bornonhalloween reviews
President Cullen has a big day ahead- an unpopular announcement to deliver in the morning, and a confession later that night. Can Secret Service Agent McCarty keep him safe through both, or will he have to take a bullet for the man he secretly craves?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,316 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Major Hottie and the Sexy Speech Girl by bornonhalloween reviews
When Major Edward Cullen's father finds himself in need of rehab, will Carlisle's sweet Speech-Language Pathologist be just what the doctor ordered for his dashing but gun shy son?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,444 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 151 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cliffs by bornonhalloween reviews
Edward has just graduated college and is ready to take over the family business- an island retreat called The Cliffs. Can he ever get over his boyhood crush on the babysitter?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 253,463 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Born to be Loved reviews
What happens when forty people decide to write an epic birthday story for their favorite pumpkin? This one-of-a-kind, drabblish, one-shot. Would Edward really go so low as to use his one-year-old niece to score a date with the beautiful brunette he met at the grocery store? Why yes, yes he would!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,139 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete