Wolvertique
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Joined 01-18-04, id: 523551
Author has written 40 stories for X-Men.
Born in a little log cabin built with my own hands ... er, no. Wait.

Born in a little log hospital built with someone else's hands ... um ...

Well, I was born. Trust me on that one.

I'm Wolvertique. I have an odd sense of humor, but you probably already guessed that, because even my "sad" stories often have a touch of the whimsical.

Let's see, I like Wolverine and Mystique, as well as long walks by the beach, and ... okay. This is NOT a personal ad. I love to write, and some people think I do okay at it. Others think I'm too silly. They can go read other more angsty stuff.

My beautiful husband sometimes gives me story ideas and helps me work out concepts. And he gives me chocolate, so he's cool.

I also sometimes will write stories per request. If you give me an idea and I feel like it, I run with it. :)

Currently, I'm feeling like the well has run dry. I have no good ideas. If someone wants to give me one, or challenge me to write a new story, I'm up for it. Go ahead. You know you want to.

I'm old enough to read NC-17 stuff and understand/enjoy it. I own huge numbers of birdies, love music, and have no problem changing Marvel story lines in my non-profit fics. (Don't hate me because I tweak them...)

Anyway. That's me. Who the bleep are you, again? ;)

Here Comes Trouble by Beaubier reviews
The further adventures of Aurora and Northstar at the Xavier Institute. Sequel to Relativity, now complete. Featuring The Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver, Cylcops, Jean Grey, Havok, Cannonball, Shadowcat, and more. A bit of fun, before the angst!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 188,014 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2004 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Complete
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If You Want To Be My Lover reviews
No Brittney in the story, guaranteed! Jamie Madrox needs to talk things out before proceeding with his lover. Rated for frank sexual discussion.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/13/2004
Space Cowboys or Gamers, Jubilee, and Hamsters reviews
Oh my! Kurt Wagner tries to get a role-playing game together. It doesn't go well...
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2004
Where We Belong reviews
Story continues from "Despair" and "Where I Belong." Rogue's pregnant, Pyro's heartbroken, Dom's moody, and what's Mystique up to? Read on!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2004
Try to Remember reviews
Can the past influence a painful present? or why Magneto's efforts hurt mutants...
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/27/2004
Where I Belong reviews
Two months after the story Despair, Mystique is healing in the X-mansion. What will they do with her? What does she want to do?
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,597 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 1/31/2004
Odd Jobs reviews
When it absolutely, positively has to be there in ten seconds or less, it has to be Quicksilver.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2004
But Once a Year reviews
A busy bar on Christmas Eve reveals one of the things Logan does every year for Christmas.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/22/2004
Not Funny reviews
Well...not funny to Storm, anyway...
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2004
Identity Crisis reviews
Sabertooth makes a connection at a bar, which turns into something more. Rated R for ... come on. This is about SABERTOOTH. :)
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,076 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 4/20/2004
Finding Home reviews
A lost male bird finds a home with the X-men. Cockatiel fans should especially enjoy this!
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,874 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 3/11/2004
You Only Prank the Ones You Love reviews
Logan asked me to write these stories to help him prank Kurt. Hope you enjoy!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/4/2004
Power reviews
An unusual romance begins with an accident in Scotland during a rainstorm.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004
Such A Talented Group reviews
A play Kitty wrote for the First Annual X-Men Talent Show backfires. Rated for angst, slash themes, X-men in drag, etc. CyclopsNorthstar.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2004 - Published: 3/28/2004
Blue Velvet Dreams reviews
Storm is having strange, wonderful dreams about Kurt. Her reality is turning into a nightmare. What's going on? Read to find out!
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,184 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2004 - Published: 2/6/2004
Love and Coffee reviews
Logan wakes up for breakfast after a pleasant night with someone special. This is my response to a challenge.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/29/2004
Believer reviews
Written in response to a challenge to write a non-standard X-men male-female romance. MystiquePyro.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/24/2004
Changing Vocations
Pietro Maximoff from Dark and Shameful Past decides to change jobs.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2004
One Magic Moment reviews
Rogue was left behind while the other women went out on dates. She called in Magneto out of desperation.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004
Prayer reviews
If someone you love is lost in her own pain, sometimes all you can do is pray.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/17/2004
E Pluribus Unum Out of Many, One reviews
Answer to a story challenge. Brian Braddock gets what he deserves. So do Victor Creed, Rogue, and Kurt Wagner. Please read & review!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/14/2004
Hello, Mary Sue reviews
The X-Men meet a Mary Sue who only knows movieverse. Can they survive? Can you?
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/12/2004
Help in Healing reviews
After making it out of Camp American Freedom, Elena Sidney is trying to heal, with the help of a Department H therapist. Set in my Dark and Shameful Past AU.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2004
You Know They Need It reviews
How a day goes in the office of Dr. Xavier, Psychiatrist to the Mutant Stars! Chapter 2 added per your requests!
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2004 - Published: 2/13/2004
Bell' Idol Mio reviews
Jean-Paul tries to cope with his feelings for Bobby Drake while living at the X-mansion.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/22/2004
Requiem reviews
A further description of my Dark and Shameful Past AU from the perspectives of the surviving mutants.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2004 - Published: 2/14/2004
My Passion, My Pain reviews
Follow-up to "My Private Antarctica." Rogue's perspective on things after Remy's trial.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2004
Remy's Haiku Finished! reviews
Someone who loves Remy wrote this short haiku about him. Please read and review!
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2004 - Published: 1/20/2004
Ridi, Pagliaccio reviews
Bobby Drake's gone prank-happy on his fellow X-men. Why? Set in my personal X-universe.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/31/2004
Despair reviews
If Mystique fell into a deep depression after Rogue left for the X-Men, this story might come to pass...Edited, minor changes only
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,275 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/29/2004 - Published: 1/19/2004
Intergalactic Cuteness reviews
Wolverine is transported to one of Mojo's sets, with interesting and infuriating results. Especially for Star Wars fans!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2004
It was the beer! Honest! reviews
Adult New Year's Eve party at the X-mansion, bringing unexpected results to one and all.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2004
A Different Kind of Sage reviews
AU fic: How Sage could have left the Hellfire Club in a different X-Universe...
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/22/2004
Dark and Shameful Past reviews
What if mutants were imprisoned, and you were a mutant prison guard, trying to do good in a world gone bad? Not graphic, but drastic deeds are referenced.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2004
Who are they, really? reviews
Have you ever wondered what the characters you write about are REALLY like? This is just one idea. Enjoy!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2004
My Own Private Antarctica reviews
What if Rogue didn't leave Remy in Antarctica? It might not be what you think!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/21/2004
Night Calls a Stranger reviews
Logan's Detective Agency. This AU story is set in a film noir type universe. Rated for violence and language.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2004
Christmas at the Mansion reviews
Set in my personal X-Universe, here is how Christmas might be at Charles Xavier's school
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2004
Breaking Up Is Hard to Do reviews
Jean finally breaks up with Scott, and what happens afterward...
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/18/2004
Taking Leave With My Senses reviews
An introduction to my personal X-men world from Wolverine's perspective.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2004
A Knife in the Heart reviews
Mystique's feelings about Christmas
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/18/2004