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Author has written 131 stories for Batman, Sailor Moon, Harry Potter, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Batman the Animated Series, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Red Eye, Batman, Hellraiser, Halloween, Justice League, Misc. Movies, Kill Bill, DC Superheroes, Misc. Books, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Animorphs.

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The CATverse is currently undergoing an extensive overhaul. (Slowly. Very, very slowly.) Besides bringing the quality of the older stories up to standard and filling in continuity flubs, we are adding trigger warnings where appropriate, and removing much of the language that we find that is misogynist, homophobic, ableist, racist, victim blaming, slut shaming, rape culture-y, or otherwise offensive. I apologize for not having realized years ago how hurtful simple words can be. Some dialogue, especially Al's, will remain unchanged if we feel it is appropriate to the character and situation. In those cases, we will try to make it more clear that we don't condone such attitudes, as long as doing so doesn't bring the story to a halt. I would appreciate any feedback on this point.

This trigger warning stands for the whole series at least until such time as editing is complete:

The CATverse is not a series about nice people, and it is not about good people. These characters all, to some degree, lack normal empathy. There will be violence, some of it done to people who do not deserve it and/or can't fight back. There may, very rarely, be harm to children. There is very little sex; most of that happens offscreen, and none of it is graphic, but kinky themes may occasionally be mentioned. There is absolutely no rape, but there will be actions and attitudes that approach it. (Once again, I apologize for not providing better context for such scenes.) There are some discussions of mental illness and abuse, often drawn from the authors' personal experience, which may be triggering but which we hope at least will be accurate. And everybody's favorite misanthrope will display some misogynistic attitudes, more so toward the beginning of the series.

Besides that, the CATverse is a comedy series, but it's black comedy more often than not. You have been warned.

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Moments of Madness by AZ-woodbomb reviews
Love works in mysterious ways. It wears many faces, but the first cut is always the deepest.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Complete
Lady Luck is a Poor Mistress by TheHouseofTricks reviews
The fair maiden of chance and happenstance does not favor Drury Walker. Another failed heist, another near-death experience, another ruined costume, and another sizable hole in an otherwise nice shirt. Yes, tonight has been one moment of misfortune after another, but the worst is yet to come. If Mr. Walker is going to survive, he's going to need all the luck in the world.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Drury W./Killer Moth, Killer Croc
Christmas in Gotham by AZ-woodbomb reviews
A series of one-shots featuring the villains of Gotham and their adventures during the holidays.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,519 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009
Dent by about-faces reviews
Newly-elected D.A. Harvey Dent faces down crime and corruption in Gotham City. Will it cost him his sanity? Of course it will, you know that...but why? Presenting the tragic origins of Two-Face and his gradual descent into madness, from beginning to end.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,143 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Two-Face, Bruce W./Batman
Meteorology by The Illegible reviews
Even after all these years, the sound of thunder and the feel of rain on his skin still make Loki long for his brother. Oneshot.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Loki - Complete
Phonecalls by AZ-woodbomb reviews
That night a loud and cruel ringing was heard throughout the darkness of the city.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Intertwined by The Illegible reviews
Nothing can part them.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker
Asylum by Trumpeteer34 reviews
During a visit to Arkham Asylum, Bruce Wayne realizes something is terribly, terribly wrong.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,962 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Bruce W.
Nightmares and Regrets by Nightmare1 reviews
Everyone has at some time felt regret. Sometimes, it comes too late. Read and review? Finished.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,808 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Father's Day by DC Luder reviews
Father's Day has always been a special day in the Family. Especially now.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Inopportune by The Illegible reviews
He doesn't always catch them in the act. Oneshot.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Midnight Shift by The Illegible reviews
Enemy mine. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010 - J. Crane, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
Riddle Me This by Trumpeteer34 reviews
Daniel Mockridge finds himself in a tight spot when the Riddler returns to Gotham.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/8/2010 - E. Nigma - Complete
Confinement by The Illegible reviews
What bad little boys get. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
Unnerving by AZ-woodbomb reviews
There was something in that voice that sent chills down his spine. Something unnerving.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Joker - Complete
Three Rogues and a Baby by Checkerboards reviews
Who knew babysitting could be this much fun? *CAT*
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,584 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Demonstration of Character by Adrian Tullberg reviews
The simple reason many characters on the silver screen do not match up to their printed counterparts is that the comic character can make a significant impact on the plotline. Case in point ...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Alfred P., Joker - Complete
Not According to Plan by Adrian Tullberg reviews
The Best At What He does has his off days ...
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Complete
Fille de Joie by BiteMeTechie reviews
Everyone in Gotham has a story. Yes, even you. *REVISED*
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
Dream of Electric Sheep by NicolinaN reviews
Bladerunner Adrienne Santos is given the mission to 'retire' two replicants that illegally stays in Los Angeles. It turns out to be a hard lesson in love, hate, and what really constitutes intelligent life. Violence, some intimacies, character death. AU.
Blade Runner - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,702 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Roy B. - Complete
What If? by Tendo Rei reviews
If I have to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice."
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Joker - Complete
Please Stop Touching Me by TheNoblePorpoise reviews
Valentine's Day is here. Love is in the air. So is the fear toxin. I swear I'm not dead, just lazy!
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Jonathan C.
Leporiphobia by Lauralot reviews
Anything can be terrifying. Even a rabbit.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2009 - J. Crane - Complete
Anna Grin by Larissa Fae reviews
He was her Glasgow baby, her smile when she couldn't. She was his delusion, his make-believe of all make-believes. A series of Joker/Ramirez-centric one-shots.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Joker
The Tuber at the Threshold by Tendo Rei reviews
X-over various fandoms. A series of random vignettes all linked together by one word...potato.
Re-Animator - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/21/2009
Sack Cloth And Chicken Soup by BiteMeTechie reviews
Because someone out there needs to be feeding Jonathan Crane...*Revised*
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 12/19/2006 - [J. Crane/Scarecrow, OC] - Complete
JxHQ: Snuff by princessebee reviews
An Arkham security guard gets the opportunity of his life when he captures two infamous inmates on video and takes it to the internet. Only problem: the participants never signed a release form. OOPS. Crackfic!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,334 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Mad Friends by Lauralot reviews
Joker wasn't the only one Harleen Quinzel treated. The story of her fall to darkness through the eyes of her patient and friend, Jonathan Crane. Rated M to be safe.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,535 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
The Joker's Prayer by 4ofCups reviews
What does the Clown of Chaos pray for at night?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2008 - The Joker, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Masquerade by E Kelly reviews
Though you have been raised as a human being, you are not one of them. The story of the Last Son of Krypton's life, and his singular love affair with Lois Lane. S:TM, SII, SR, comics amalgam
Superman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 54,455 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
Cake or Death? by Checkerboards reviews
The Riddler finds himself locked in the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Crossover with the video game Portal.
Crossover - Batman & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,076 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Edward N./The Riddler, GLaDOS - Complete
JxHQ: Raiment by princessebee reviews
No one dresses as well as the Joker. And no one loves it more than Harley. Exploration of a ritual between them. Sensual and subtle. JokerxHarley.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
The Morrigan by TheNoblePorpoise reviews
Susan Newman is not having the best of days. Not that you could when you accidentally create a toxin better that the Master of Fear's own recipe.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,204 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007
Ten Minutes by E Kelly reviews
The life of Rachel Dawes - her struggles, her loves, and her courage at the end.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,586 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
JxHQ: In Dreams, She Waits by princessebee reviews
Dr. Leland wants to know why Harley won't leave the Joker. But Harley will never tell. Inspired by Arleen Sorkin's opinion on the matter:Everyone else sees the Joker laugh. Only Harley has ever seen him cry. Mild adult themes. JokerxHarley.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Taking Off the Masks by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
AU during The Legacy. Vierna commands Jarlaxle to check with Artemis' progress personally during the assassin's infiltration as Regis. Jarlaxle trusts the assassin, and is more interested in conversation. Something that night brings out their honesty.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
Beauty Shining in Company with the Celestial Forms by Minisinoo reviews
When Edward rebelled against Carlisle's way of life in 1927, what changed his mind and sent him back in 1931? With a side-serving of White Sox-Cubs rivalry, Camels, Plato and mobsters. Written for the 2008 LGBT fic fest. Non-explicit gay themes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,611 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Within the Woods by Tendo Rei reviews
Herbert and Dan go on vacation and get detoured into a horribly familiar valley...
Re-Animator - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,125 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008
Playing House by Checkerboards reviews
The sequel to 'Homesick'. Thanksgiving is a time for family togetherness. But how do you tell your family that your new job is henching for the Riddler?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,713 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
JxHQ: Exploitation Show by princessebee reviews
Harley through The Joker's eyes - on some days, anyway. Inspired by Mistah J's Girl's poem: Blonde. JokerxHarley. Warnings for adult themes.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Punchline by princessebee reviews
It was the one joke she got he didn't. JokerxHarley. Firmly rooted in the DCAU. Not OOC but it's definitely fluff and I'm guilty. References to abuse. Written for the 'Punchline' drabble challenge at batfic contest on livejournal. WINNER second place!
Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
The Craven by Checkerboards reviews
Jonathan Crane has an encounter with a certain grim and ominous ebony figure. A parody of Edgar Allan Poe's 'The Raven'.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
The Night Before Christmas by Checkerboards reviews
What would Santa give the Scarecrow? A parody of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas'.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/26/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Divine Intervention by Adrian Tullberg reviews
SpiderMan gets a little help during a battle with Initiative troops. Crossover
Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete
Self Defence Mechanism by cybersyd42 reviews
Episode tag to 'Sunday.' A grieving McKay returns to Earth. Oneshot, complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,771 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
The Underlying Truth by Le soleil brille pas pour toi reviews
Wonka is a twisted man. The Golden Ticket affair was just to amuse himself, toying with the guests' lives. This is what really went on during the tour on February 1st. Rated T just in case.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 8/22/2006
Once I Was You by ladyFrost2 reviews
Bruce isn't really sure who he is anymore. And the little psychiatrist shaped 'problem' he picked up in Arkham isn't helping. Could be read as a sequel to the movie. Sadly they don't make films like this much. NOW COMPLETE.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,764 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Complete
Ace Of Spades by BiteMeTechie reviews
[CAT] In which there is a chase, Batman gets beaned, and the Scarecrow finally gets the last laugh.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Crossword Compulsions And Coffee Conundrums by BiteMeTechie reviews
Ever wondered how you could possibly find yourself indebted to the Riddler? It's easier than you might think...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Edward N./The Riddler, OC - Complete
Domesticity by BiteMeTechie reviews
[CAT] Dirty clothes. Fabric softener. Detergent. Stalkers. Now everyone sing along. One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Hitch by BiteMeTechie reviews
[CAT] Never before had he relied on the kindness of strangers...and after today? Never, ever again.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Shadows by Tendo Rei reviews
Herbert West is not an evil man, no, he's merely a man of principle.
Re-Animator - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
I'm Thankful For by BiteMeTechie reviews
*CAT* One man's felony is another man's heartfelt gift.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Psychosis by Tendo Rei reviews
There is something worse than insanity in Gotham tonight. Final chapter added.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,214 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Bury Me Deep by BiteMeTechie reviews
*CAT* Jonathan Crane had never been very fond of mortuaries and this experience would do little to change his opinion.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Hot by Orange Seltzer reviews
It was just her sanity. What did she have to lose? [JokerxHarley]
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Undertow by TheLostMaximoff reviews
Victor Mancha's treading water but he knows that sooner or later his legs are going to give out and he's going to be sucked into the abyss.
Runaways - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Victor M./Victorious - Complete
A Knight and a Princess: Drabbles by alittlesummerwine reviews
A series of drabbles concerning Batman and Wonder Woman. Set during JL and JLU time frames. BMWW. Each one is dedicated to one of my reviewers. Thanks!
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007
The Trouble with Toadies by JaDE-rUst reviews
Jonathan Crane had never been a fan of Star Trek... And considering how his day was going it didn't look like he'd become on any time soon... A CAT fic.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,899 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
The Meaning of Lurve by BiteMeTechie reviews
*CAT* How a routine robbery turned into this...this whatever it was, Jonathan Crane would never know.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Ab Tenebrae by Tendo Rei reviews
HatterScarecrow. Jonathon Crane has a doctor's hands...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Repent Harley Quinn! by Alan Strauss reviews
Sometimes evil is merely a matter of perspective, at least when you're Harley Quinn. A dark parody of Harlan Ellison's classic short story Repent Harlequin, Said the Ticktockman.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
A Minion's Memoirs by BiteMeTechie reviews
[CAT] It's amazing the things one finds in shoeboxes under a henchgirl's bed...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/1/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Wishy Washy by BiteMeTechie reviews
[CAT] In which the Riddler gains a strange new phobia and learns that some things are just not meant to be used as hiding places.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Edward N./The Riddler, OC - Complete
Moose Tracks And Thankful Men by BiteMeTechie reviews
*CAT* There's a reason why most villains have henchmen and not henchgirls...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Published: 1/21/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Black And Blue by BiteMeTechie reviews
*CAT* He really needed to stop taking dark alleys as short cuts...it always ended badly, and this would be no exception.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/18/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Legs by alittlesummerwine reviews
A foray into one of Batman's fantasies and his intriguing conversation with the Amazon Princess. BMWW. Now a trilogy of chapter: Legs, Gimme All Your Lovin', and Tush.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,519 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
Headstones Of Henchgirls by BiteMeTechie reviews
*CAT* He was only there to make certain they were really dead...God, he hoped they were dead.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
The Endless Dance by Nokomiss reviews
He thinks that once upon a time, he had been able to control himself around the clown. BatmanJoker.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Institutionalized by Nokomiss reviews
She knows she shouldn’t, but Harley likes it in Arkham.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Harley Quinn - Complete
Of Head Injuries And Hobbits by BiteMeTechie reviews
Sometimes relationships are forged in the most unusual of circumstances under the strangest conditions. McKayOC.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Caught Up In You by alittlesummerwine reviews
Batman's thoughts when he first sees Diana during the episode Secret Origins.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Complete
Proxy by AHS reviews
Voltaire once said that history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes, and Jackson Rippner's history is no different.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,025 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Complete
Jammed by Punctuator reviews
Being a Halloweenesque nudge at humor in the 28DL world following NORTH SEA. One shot. That should be bad enough.
28 Days Later - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete
Too Easily Impressed by BiteMeTechie reviews
It's time for a Halloween movie marathon on Atlantis but Sheppard's selections leave a lot to be desired...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Bills and Baddies by Purple-Muse reviews
The Joker visits the post office to pays his bills. Wait...the Joker pays bills? Short oneshot story.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2006 - The Joker, Two-Face - Complete
Nature's Finest by Royalty09 reviews
A late night encounter, a fetish revealed. Crane x Rachel Dawes x foodstuffs. I don't own any of these characters!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Complete
Middle Ground by Zzee reviews
One shot, JxL. Set in an unspecified time after the events of the movie. Jackson has issues.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Complete
Batman Begins: The Parody by Ms.Nina reviews
The whole movie as it should be. A full length spoof that will get you laughing.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,236 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
My Love is Vengeance by Siaynoqsbride reviews
Darkish. Lisa and Jackon walk the line between desire, passion and hate. Is there something to their combined dance that will bring relief, and redemption? JL, oneshot.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
House of the Rising Sun by coldqueen reviews
Huntress does some thinking on Question.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
Wake up call by Chibi-Hannah-Chan reviews
When Jack Spicer wakes up one morning he expects it to be another day... not to wake up next a naked Chase Young.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Chase, Jack
Misery by AmberSue616 reviews
AU after Vector Prime...The galaxy has been at a relative peace for years, but now the threat of evil will hit a little closer to home for our heros. Will they survive the darkness or will one of their own be lost forever?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,075 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 2/9/2004
Arkham by Mizamour reviews
When you flip a coin, it’s never true. You throw it upward, it turns and then arcs into the air, and when it falls down you sometimes look at it, sometimes catch it and flip it down, oppositeside, onto your arm. Who knows which way someone will choose...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Complete
A Handful of Dust by Jen Rock reviews
Lock-Up is on a rampage and the only one who can stop him is...Scarecrow?
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,033 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Punch and Judy by Mortissimo reviews
Slash, ScarecrowxJoker No rest for the wicked. A childish nightmare leaves Scarecrow unsettled. ALSO: The End
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005
Harum Scarum by DrWorm reviews
Sometimes the best defense is to be offensive. Meg and Herbert have a less than pleasant encounter while Dan is conspicuously absent.
Re-Animator - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2005
Project: Arkham by Jen Rock reviews
A scientist uses the Arkham inmates as guinea pigs in his sinister experiment.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,868 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/14/2004 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Complete
Three Days Late by DrWorm reviews
In which smarminess happens, and Herbert is apparently very difficult to shop for.
Re-Animator - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/4/2004
Grave Robber by DrWorm reviews
The speech was called, "You Have Your Mother's Eyes," and it was given by a mortician. Remus is trapped between his memories of Lily and the emotional constraints Harry unwittingly projects.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Remus L., Harry P.
Chocolatey Confusion by Amarra17 reviews
Takes place during 'The Initiative.' Spike comes to find Buffy, only to happen upon Willow instead. Starts out the same as the episode, then veers off in it's own direction...COMPLETE
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Spike, Willow R. - Complete
Jack Off by Katu-Bunny reviews
Rated PG-13, just in case. Pairing: Jackhimself.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/4/2004
Eat the Rich by Nokomiss reviews
Ever wonder why they're called Death Eaters? Enter here, and follow Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy through a formal dinner. Slightly disturbing content. *complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Lucius M. - Complete
Hallow's Eve by Libris reviews
Halloween. The Joker. When you're dead you have a lot of time to think about you're mistakes... Old crackfic
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2002
Metaphorical Menstruation by DrWorm reviews
How do you handle the pain? Lance/Pietro slash. Rated for language, sexuality, and gore. Includes in-depth examination of self-mutilation.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2001
Letters and Papers from Prison by Minisinoo reviews
A young woman’s visit, figurative and literal, with a man in a plastic prison. Serious subject matter. Rogue ensemble, movieverse
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/3/2001 - Rogue, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Hit Me Baby by DrWorm reviews
A song fic to...well, you know. It describes a violent attack and rape of Trowa when he was in the mercenaries. Preperation for flaming begins...now!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/5/2001
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Jonathan Crane and the Violent Dance reviews
Sherry was new. Sherry was beautiful. Sherry was perfect.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,138 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014
Jonathan Crane and the Spiny Oak Slug reviews
"Terror has always intrigued me. Even as a boy." Young Jonathan Crane has a formative experience or two.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2014 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Jonathan Crane and the Quiet Childhood Moment reviews
Jonathan Crane has a quiet childhood moment. That may be understating things slightly.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Complete
Sailing Takes Me Away reviews
Peter reflects on his marriage.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Marco - Complete
Defense reviews
A walking salad shooter is an easy scapegoat.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Marco - Complete
Icarus reviews
Of wings and flight and heat too great. He knew it would come to this, but he chose to fly.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Tobias - Complete
Corn Chips and Tasty Cakes reviews
Strange things can happen when you're shopping late at night.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2012 - S. Kyle, E. Nigma - Complete
When the Saints Go Marching In reviews
Who dat say they gonna beat them Saints?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Drury W./Killer Moth, Killer Croc - Complete
The Hanged Man reviews
By the roots of my hair some god got hold of me. I sizzled in his blue volts like a desert prophet.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Harley Q., Jonathan C. - Complete
One Rule, Rule Six reviews
Batman does it by the book.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/1/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Hug It Out reviews
Wherein the effects of fear toxin are observed from an outside perspective. And there are cuddles. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Chance Meeting reviews
Lyle Bolton says goodbye to Gotham the best way he knows how.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Jonathan C. - Complete
Uncle Squishy reviews
Kitten writes a story. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/31/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Sleepy Hollow reviews
Emphasis on "sleepy." -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/31/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Toy Department reviews
A shopping trip goes wrong.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Pamela I., Harley Q. - Complete
Roomies reviews
Long before the Batman, before Arkham and the DA's office, there were two guys in an apartment.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Harvey D., J. Crane - Complete
The Battle Between Lawful and Chaotic reviews
A D&D game doesn't go as planned.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Dick G. - Complete
What Just Happened? reviews
Captain gets a surprise. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/31/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Fatherhood reviews
An end and a beginning. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
House Party reviews
Things are getting a little too musical in Arkham.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn - Complete
One Way Or Another reviews
It's hard to believe, but villains can find love, too.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Pamela I., Jonathan C. - Complete
Up On the Roof reviews
There was not room enough for two up on the roof.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Selina K./Catwoman, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Midnight Snack reviews
When come back, bring pie. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/29/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Puppy! reviews
Nothing good ever happens in the park, either. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/29/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Grandma reviews
Jonathan Crane has a granny. She's not the one he wants.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/29/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
MCR reviews
Love is in the air? CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2011 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Selina K./Catwoman
Something Primal reviews
Willow is a wallflower. She's not ready to bloom.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Willow R., Faith L.
Small World reviews
Among other things, it's a world of fear. So they say. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,779 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Ella Minnow Pea: The Quick and the Brown reviews
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
Long Walk Down a Short Dirt Road reviews
When there's rescuing to be done, it's always good to have someone you can count on. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/3/2010 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Barn Raising reviews
Obligatory Christmas fic. Shut up and read it. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - J. Crane/Scarecrow
A Body Worth Guarding reviews
Oh, Arkham. What fun we've had within your walls.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,584 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Harley Quinn
Poppaea's Demise reviews
Poppaea! She was his wife! And she was unfaithful to him! So he got mad and he jumped on her! Up and down, up and down, until he squashed her like a bug! Please don't jump on me! -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/15/2009 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Noel reviews
Marley was dead, to begin with. Wait, who's playing Marley? Somebody get Arnold Wesker on the phone. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
A Revival or a Hanging reviews
Doesn't anything exciting ever happen between Halloween and Thanksgiving? No, not Guy Fawkes Day. Good guess, though! -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/31/2008 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Stray CAT Strut reviews
Today is someone's birthday, and it's time to celebrate! Whose birthday? Who cares! -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete
Genesis reviews
In the beginning, there were rogues.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,680 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Gesundheit reviews
Good health. Long life. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2008 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Wild Goose reviews
Chase, chase, chase, that's all we ever do. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Edward N./The Riddler, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Calamity reviews
Bruce Wayne doesn't throw parties very often. When he does, they almost never involve masks. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Metropolitan Tomfoolery reviews
When in Rome...grab a fiddle and watch it burn. -CAT-
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,525 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Ra Sho Mon Gu Niu reviews
The sign on the door said 'Open Sesame. Chicken.'
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, Barbara G.
Spring Training reviews
Important life lessons: Don't trust strangers, don't trust your idol, and don't trust the treacle. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
CopyCAT reviews
Take Your Daughter to Work Day this was not. CATverse 3.10
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,879 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Selina K./Catwoman, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Letters From the Front reviews
When a man is being chased...there must necessarily be a chaser. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,407 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Screams in the Night reviews
It can only mean one thing. Hugs! -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Fearful Symmetry reviews
Again and again it repeats, for vengeance cannot be killed.
Kill Bill - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
A Better Mousetrap reviews
There's facing your fear,' she said, 'and then there's tempting fate.'
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
That Darn CAT reviews
There was no way this could have gone according to plan. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
A Matter of Family reviews
Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Key Jingly Doom reviews
And thus a pattern is established. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
When I Have a Little Girl reviews
You created me, Mom, so I guess you're to blame for the love that I feel just from hearing your name. You're as tender as corned beef and as warm as pastrami...I love my mommy. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Complete
Fright reviews
Look out! It's the Other Woman! [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Catching Up reviews
Sometimes it's nice to meet old friends...sometimes. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Clayface - Complete
Electric Boogaloo reviews
Why yes, this is a substandard sequel. But to what? [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 12/2/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, The Joker - Complete
The Word reviews
Have you heard the word is lurve? No, that's not the moral of the story. Passing messages, that's what this is about. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Richard G./Nightwing, Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete
When You Got a Good Friend reviews
Wonder could I bear apologize, or would she sympathize with me? [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/25/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Harley Quinn - Complete
Crying in the Chapel reviews
Okay, so maybe I am the marrying kind. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Two-Face - Complete
To Tango reviews
I will not make jokes about the O face, I will not make jokes about the O face...[CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Two-Face - Complete
Cold Open reviews
Surely there are more useful ways to spend your last five minutes alive. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
Whine and Dine reviews
A romantic comedy like no other. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 11/12/2007 - The Joker
Modern Art reviews
Not all the pretty pictures can be found in museums...CATverse 3.8
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/11/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
CATfight reviews
Things fall apart, the center cannot hold. And when things fall apart, boy do they fall apart. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,135 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Rock and a Hard Place reviews
Some people call it a one night stand, but we can call it paradise. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/7/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Gestures reviews
Judge a man not by the clothes he wears, but by the clothes he buys for you. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Secret Type reviews
There's only one thing to do with a hardened criminal.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Harley Quinn - Complete
Short and Spiffy reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures...[CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/27/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Another Year Older reviews
You know what they say: another year older, another year...older, anyway. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/16/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
The Truce in the Trenches reviews
A very Squishy Christmas it may be, but something's clearly missing...MINIONS! [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 10/3/2007 - The Joker, Poison Ivy - Complete
Aquatic Nocturne reviews
Thoughts that found a maze of mermaid hair Tangling in the tide's green fall Now fold their wings like bats and disappear Into the attic of the skull. CATverse 3.9
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Stay Out of the Alley reviews
It started with Valentine's Day. Things went downhill from there. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,088 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
A Walk in the Park reviews
A walk in the park. A cakewalk. Easy pickings. Like taking candy from a baby. What could possibly go wrong? [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/16/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Cross Road Blues reviews
The sun goin' down, boy. Dark gonna catch me here. -CATverse 2.1-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,945 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Piña Coladas reviews
...and getting caught in the rain. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Chapel of Lurve reviews
There are good places to hide, and then there are...other places. But when Batman's involved, a villain doesn't have much choice. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/8/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Listening In reviews
Some conversations invite audience participation. Other times, eavesdropping is best. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/8/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Easy reviews
I only wish it could be that easy.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Complete
Prank War reviews
April Fools' Day in Gotham can be such a drag. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, The Joker
A Matter Not to Be Spoken of Again reviews
Where everyone hugs instead of tugs, Where everyone giggles and rolls on the rug, Where everyone kisses, and everyone grins, and everyone cuddles, and everyone wins. And, most importantly, everyone shuts up about it later. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/28/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Lakeside Property in Hell reviews
We all know better than to use telephones. Seriously. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/14/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Asylum reviews
Arkham Asylum: the place where everyone needs a hug.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,320 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Complete
The Menagerie: The Cottontail Tale reviews
This was the beginning of the end...[CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow
Vacation Time reviews
Sometimes, you just need to get away. Unfortunately, that's easier for some people than others. CATverse 3.1
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,594 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
The Significance of the Number Three reviews
After all these years, his girls could still surprise him...[CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/21/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
April Showers reviews
Raining violets? No. It was raining rain. CATverse 3.6
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,184 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
The Smell of Victory reviews
I love the smell of fear toxin in the morning...and in the afternoon...and on into the night if the Scarecrow's minion has anything to say about it. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/12/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Danse Macabre reviews
Death at midnight plays a dance tune, Zig, zig, zig, on his violin. The winter wind blows and the night is dark, Moans are heard in the linden trees. Through the gloom, white skeletons pass, Running and leaping in their shrouds. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/11/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Surprise! reviews
Why did this kind of thing have to keep happening on Christmas? [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
A Measure of Trust reviews
Well, it wasn't exactly like picking up a hitchhiker...much the same way that falling asleep under a dumpster behind a bar isn't exactly the same as wandering around dark alleys...[CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/3/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Net Gain reviews
This kind of thing was happening more and more often... CATverse 3.3
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/30/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
The Pæan of the Bells reviews
Brazen bells! What tale of terror, now, their turbulency tells! In the startled ear of night how they scream out their affright! Too much horrified to speak, they can only shriek, shriek, out of tune, in a clamorous appealing to the mercy of the fire. CATverse 3.5
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Arkham Ate My Brain reviews
There are certain things you come to expect in Gotham. This, however, is not one of them.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,307 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006 - J. Crane/Scarecrow
A Very Squishy Christmas reviews
Good food, lots of presents to open, crippling holiday depression...no, that can't be right. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,857 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/1/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Strays reviews
One almost has to wonder if they have some kind of precedent for this...more importantly, what will the Riddler say? [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
Noughts and Crosses reviews
All work and no play makes Jonathan Crane a dull boy...so let the games begin. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Interview Skills reviews
Be friendly, but professional. Have a firm handshake. Don't set your prospective employer on fire. And don't forget eye contact. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Complete
TINSTAAFL reviews
There is no such thing as a free lunch. CATverse 3.4
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/14/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
So Long, and Thanks reviews
There was more of gravy than of grave about them...or if not gravy, then Halloween candy at least. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
In the Rain reviews
The perfect end to the perfect day.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/8/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
The Morning After reviews
All he wanted was to go back to sleep. Really. That's all.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Posterity reviews
Merry Christmas, indeed. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
The Unkindness of Ravens reviews
All things considered, it was still not the worst Christmas ever. -CATverse 1.1-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,511 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 12/11/2006 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Tombstone reviews
And this meant goodbye.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Edward N./The Riddler
X reviews
[The Cold Equations] I'm sitting under a tree...
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Complete
A Question of Attraction reviews
Helena tells a somewhat skeptical Barbara Gordon about her new boyfriend.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Complete
Purpose reviews
His purpose is to kill
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Complete
Come In reviews
I thought watching Batman take down the Joker one night was the most fun I would ever have at work. Boy howdy, was I wrong.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,498 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Complete
Night of the Scarecrow reviews
The Scarecrow without his fear is nothing, Jonathan. You know that better than anyone.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,565 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 9/29/2006 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Puzzles reviews
At Arkham, not even the doctors are sane.
Hellraiser - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Complete
Seven Minutes in Arkham reviews
It doesn't take long to touch a life, even if the only thing you leave behind you is a little fear, a little confusion, and a little grin on a solemn face.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
Venom reviews
It burns going in.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Complete
Before the Heist reviews
The Riddler prepares for a good night's work. Someone is worried about him.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Complete
Another Notebook reviews
Once upon a time, there were a number of questions with very few answers. Does anyone live happily after? [Notebook Six]
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,864 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Tis the Season reviews
Something is wrong in Gotham this holiday season, so Batman seeks out the most obvious suspect and brings him a little holiday cheer.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2006 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
The Mildewed Notebook reviews
Once upon a time, someone traded favors with the Joker. She did not get the better end of the deal...[Notebook Five]
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,649 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Scarecrow ReAnimated reviews
The Scarecrow is now a patient in the hospital that once was his. As if that wasn't bad enough, the new patient down the hall won't stop ranting about the walking dead. Can Arkham Asylum possibly survive a meeting between Jonathan Crane and Herbert West
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/22/2006
Heat Wave reviews
It was the hottest day of the hottest summer in recorded history, and the air conditioner in Arkham Asylum was broken. Oh, and all the prisoners had escaped.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Complete
The Black Notebook reviews
Once upon a time, the Joker had a protege. She did not work well with others. [Notebook Four]
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,156 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Complete
Scarecrow's Revenge reviews
Nine years ago, two rather foolish girls pantsed Jonathan Crane. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,895 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 9/24/2006 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
The New Purple Notebook reviews
Once upon a time, the Joker took a hostage. And then she went home, and then she went home. [Notebook Three]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 9/28/2006 - Published: 9/8/2006 - The Joker - Complete
Red Eyed Demons reviews
He says he isn't Jackson Rippner. He says he doesn't know her. But she knows his eyes. She will never forget.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/28/2006 - Published: 9/26/2006
The Magic Pen reviews
Petunia's pen is behaving rather oddly...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Petunia D. - Complete
A Savage Pantsing reviews
There is something strange afoot at Arkham Asylum. It's up to two intrepid medical students to learn the truth about Dr. Crane and his experiments.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,490 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 9/8/2006 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Reunion reviews
Several years after the tour of the chocolate factory, the five Golden Ticket winners meet up again.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2006
With You, of All People reviews
Every television writer knows that when you run out of ideas, you can always trap two characters together in an elevator and see what happens.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Complete
A Night in the Narrows reviews
The toxin has been released. Can you hear the screaming yet?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Complete
What is Forever? reviews
What is forever? How long does true love last?
Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
The WideRuled Notebook reviews
Once upon a time, the Joker took a prisoner. She never forgot it. [Notebook Two]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 9/6/2006 - The Joker - Complete
The Purple Covered Notebook reviews
Once upon a time, some girl got randomly kidnapped by the Joker, and it changed her life. [Notebook One]
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 3/8/2004 - The Joker - Complete
The Loneliness of a True Friend reviews
Remus Lupin mourns the loss of his dearest friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Remus L. - Complete
Moon Combat reviews
It's a tag team tournament with Sailor Moon and Sailor Chibimoon fighting Goku and Gohan of DBZ, with guest appearances from Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/8/2004 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Chibiusa T./Rini/Sailor Chibi (Mini) Moon - Complete
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