Noodlehammer
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Joined 10-17-13, id: 5241558, Profile Updated: 07-04-15
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Stargate: SG-1, Harry Potter, Justice League, and Sekirei.

Ah well, nothing too interesting about me I'm afraid.

I've been lurking on this site for nearly 10 years now and have finally run into the interesting problem of running out of things to read. I've decided to take a stab at writing something and managed to actually get really into it.

I consider the ban on graphic violence and lemons stupid beyond words, so I'm going to pretend it doesn't exist. If that causes whatever I publish to get deleted or my account to be banned, then I guess I'll go back to lurking :P.

Thanks to Tsukishima7, there now exists some fanart of my version of Naruto(after the end of the first story) at the following link:

http: // tsukishima7 . deviantart . com/art/Noodlehammer-s-Naruto-517538622

And here is a drawing of Xanna from the same artist:

http: // tsukishima7 . deviantart . com/art/Noodlehammer-s-Xanna-543686897

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Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 236,104 - Reviews: 2899 - Favs: 7,202 - Follows: 8,569 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 511,296 - Reviews: 7054 - Favs: 7,330 - Follows: 5,472 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
Naruto: Jinchuriki of the Six Paths by X009 reviews
When Naruto sees Sasuke seemingly sacrifice himself for him at wave, he awakens the Rinnegan. See how its power affects his destiny. Strong Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 262,194 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 4,960 - Follows: 5,416 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 11/30/2011 - [Naruto U., Fū]
End Game Version R by Kur0Kishi reviews
There were very few things that could rile a 25 year old Naruto Uzumaki up. He was perfectly content to sit in his home, work his normal job, study at a normal school, and in his free time, tinker (read: upgrade in a potentially life endangering manner) with whatever happened to catch his interest. This obviously did not include Devils, or Angels, or Fallen Angels.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 237,320 - Reviews: 4016 - Favs: 5,986 - Follows: 5,988 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Naruto U., Serafall L.
La Tormenta by Jiraiya's Dream reviews
Mired in the falsities of the ultimate illusion, Naruto tries a desperate gambit to restore the world. He failed. [NarutoMirajane] [Mature Themes]
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 271,365 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 3,049 - Follows: 3,153 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 2/28/2013 - [Naruto U., Mirajane S.]
Kaleidoscope of Magic by karldin reviews
Pain and misery, the two constants in Harry Potter's life awaken in him something that has not been seen for several centuries. Will it mean the salvation of the magical world, or will it be its dissolution to nothingness? Concepts from Naruto, and Crossover with Dresden Files later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 298,424 - Reviews: 1895 - Favs: 2,493 - Follows: 2,408 - Updated: 6/2/2016 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Harry P.
Tabula Avatar by Speaker-to-Customers reviews
Crossover of BtVS with Baldur's Gate 2: Shadows of Amn. When Willow loses the memory crystal during 'Tabula Rasa' the Trio find it and download the stored personalities into BG2. The Scoobies find themselves trapped in a strange and lethal world.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Baldur's Gate - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 75 - Words: 486,575 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 10/15/2009
The Mission Stays the Same by Broken Trident reviews
A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 266,815 - Reviews: 1775 - Favs: 2,842 - Follows: 3,077 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Shepard (F)
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,345 - Reviews: 1834 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 1,774 - Updated: 2/10/2016 - Published: 4/14/2007
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5541 - Favs: 4,628 - Follows: 5,295 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 5/7/2012
Sage of the Elements by BackwardsHazard reviews
Naruto is attacked by a mob as a child, the end results end with him obtaining an affinity to all the major elements, how will this affect him? there's going to be plenty of humor and a harem, M for language, and suggestive themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 143,413 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 2,116 - Follows: 2,138 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Naruto U.
The Ninth Sekirei Pillar by Arthain reviews
The Elemental Nations are in ruins, the villages are destroyed, and the last of the Shinobi are on the run. Naruto's last ditch effort to stop Madara lands him and his last companion in a new world. A world in which a brutal tournament is taking place and the prize could mean the total destruction of both this new world, and his old one.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 699,733 - Reviews: 2983 - Favs: 2,763 - Follows: 2,134 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Naruto U., No. 01/Miya A., No. 07/Akitsu, No. 08/Yume - Complete
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by OTT-False reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 2,690 - Follows: 2,722 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
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For Love of Magic reviews
A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 466,576 - Reviews: 5891 - Favs: 5,990 - Follows: 6,879 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P.
The(questionable) burdens of leadership of a troll Emperor reviews
Having check-mated himself into a corner with his acquisition of little sisters that needed protecting as well as freedom, Naruto resigns himself to the idea of taking charge of a nation for their sake. That didn't mean he was going to take the whole thing as seriously as his wife had intended though. Fourth in series.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 385,181 - Reviews: 5303 - Favs: 3,872 - Follows: 3,214 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Complete
Sekirei? Is that some new species of little sister? reviews
Naruto was on a mission to get himself some little sisters and by his divine left testicle, he was going to get them. Xanna was content to let him do it and maybe corrupt one or two in the process for amusement. Third in series, advisable to read previous ones first.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 183,552 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 3,291 - Follows: 2,364 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Complete
Trolling the League reviews
Finished with their overly long honeymoon, Naruto and Xanna leave their dimension of origin in favor of a new(and hopefully interesting) one. Finding themselves faced with a world where the supposed protectors of the innocent refuse to kill their obviously evil counterparts, they decide to push some buttons. Sequel to my first story, strongly recommended you read that first.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,582 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 3,515 - Follows: 2,323 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Reaching for a Dream reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 4393 - Favs: 7,063 - Follows: 4,266 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete