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Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 390,734 - Reviews: 12045 - Favs: 14,361 - Follows: 13,018 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Strange Alliances by Erestor reviews
A battle to save the history of MiddleEarth results in the formation of several strange alliances: fangirls aid Morgoth, Sauron aids the Valar [or does he?], and certain Elves and humans must choose to serve the winning side. But which side would that be?
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 91,110 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005
The Gospel According To Tolkien by Abigail the Jedi reviews
And yea, the Lord Tolkien, father of all that is good in the world, proclaimed unto the masses...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 10/4/2004
The Not Yet Requested Copy by Elenhin reviews
Faramir seems to know every language that has ever been spoken, and that makes for many confusing situations as he demonstrates his skills. New chapters have been aded, but the title remains the same in honour of the first chapter.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 129,243 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Faramir, Aragorn
The Elladan Show by Claudi007 reviews
Elladan's university situation worsens. Elrohir may just be getting crazier. Sequel to Home for the Holidays, followed by Rivendell Nine to Five. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 71,180 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Elrohir, Elrond - Complete
Welcome to Valinor by fanged geranium reviews
The Valinorian Immigration Department can't let just anyone in.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 10/7/2005
So You Want to Write a Tolkien Fanfic? by SickleYield reviews
Humorous guide to writing like a neurotic misogynist Englishman. Not that I think all Englishmen are neurotic misogynists. I freely admit that all the neurotic misogynists I know are American. Complete with one or two expansions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/15/2005 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Complete
Gandalf's No Good, Rotten, Really Bad Day by Gandalfs apprentice reviews
A few things go wrong at the Prancing Pony, and Gandalf has to account to Manwe just how it all happened. WINNER FIRST PLACE MEFA 2006 PARODY. Warning: character death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Gandalf, Aragorn - Complete
Made With Our Love by Marauder reviews
Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Terror and the Teeth by kingmaker reviews
The Mouth of Sauron goes to the dentist.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
I'd Kill You If You Weren't Already Dead by Backroads reviews
After helping defeat Voldemort, Ron finds himself not only dead, but a ghost. Worse, his brother Percy had died unbeknownst to the family a year earlier. Worse still, they've been sentenced to spend the next century together. Will they survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 122,462 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/27/2004 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Ron W., Percy W. - Complete
While they walked by Unhobbity Hobbit reviews
During those days of non-stop walking, the fellowship must have had some pretty inane conversations, mostly started by the hobbits. I've written a few of them down.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,870 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 2/5/2004 - Peregrin T., Boromir
My Lord Thy Blood Pressure! by Terachi Kaishaku reviews
Written in an overblown, humorous imitation of Tolkien's writing style, this explains just why Glorfindel wasn't in the movie.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Elrond, Glorfindel
One by Erestor reviews
Gimli realizes that the counting game he plays with Legolas is more complicated than he thought. He says an oliphant only counts as one, and Legolas begs to differ... REVISED November '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
The King and It by Catmint reviews
Eomer fails to recall the wise words that one should never refer to a young mother's baby as it unless they want serious trouble. He also fails to acknowledge the danger of doing so to his sister...Humour fic!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Eomer, Eowyn - Complete
The Cauldron Of Shame by jaderook reviews
Muggle teaching techniques and Severus Snape? Is our favorite Potions Master losing his touch? Add a twinkling Albus and a staff meeting to the mix and you have the perfect start to another year at Hogwarts. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
A Final Farewell by tigersmeleth reviews
Elladan and Elrohir’s final farewell to each other before Elladan sails for Valinor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Elrohir, Elrohir - Complete
The Old Forest by Asha Dreamweaver reviews
How did Aragorn catch Gollum? Why was Mirkwood attacked? How did Gollum escape from the Elves? What have the Nazgûl got to do with it? Chaos in Mirkwood as Aragorn and Legolas team up with trouble following in their wake! But will the two survive it?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,814 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/19/2004 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Legolas Story by Erestor reviews
The touching story of Legolas's traumatic life... no, actually... a touching PARODY of Legolas's traumatic life. There are enough people out there lauding his every move.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Legolas - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
A Flying Commentary by MamaLaz reviews
Draco Malfoy, having lost his position as seeker, is now Quidditch Commentator. And an extremely bitter Slytherin is not the best person to commentate on a game where his former side go against Gryffindor. All-Dialogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 93 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
Notes From the Field by bryn bnw reviews
[COMPLETE] Alas, there are no fairy tale endings in Nature... Tolkien never wrote of Thranduil's fate. Unfortunately, the task falls to bumbling researchers of the SRDM. Of hair braiding, migratory patterns, and a plea to Save the Common Wood-Elf.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,205 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 2/9/2003 - Complete
Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Fire by bryn bnw reviews
Prior to their journey, the Fellowship remained in Rivendell for two months. Let them not be accused of "lounging around." Botched scouting missions, misunderstandings, and enemies home and abroad. Proof that when in doubt, things can ALWAYS get worse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 141,110 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 4/16/2002
Home for the Holidays by Elladan son of Elrond by Claudi007 reviews
Having recovered from his summer, Elladan returns to Rivendell just in time to meet up with the Fellowship of the Ring. Now complete. Sequel to "How I Spent My Summer Vacation". Followed by "The Elladan Show"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,576 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/3/2003 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Complete
The Most Interesting Adventures of Maeluiwen by Jen Littlebottom reviews
Introducing The Most Interesting Adventures of Maeluiwen, Warrior Princess, a Story of Some Small Merit, But Which May be of Interest to Certain Persons. Concerning a Most Tragic Romance and also Some Boobies.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/8/2003 - Published: 4/1/2003
Unveiled Longings by Ithilien reviews
Set in Minas Tirith, post-RotK. Legolas and Elladan race to Elrohir's side to aid in an event that has driven the younger twin to the edge of a precipice. A very quick vignette.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Legolas
Brothers In Arms by The Nightrunners reviews
(AU Modern-Day) Part 2 has started. Warning: Do *not* perform CPR on the elf unless you want to drastically screw up your life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 56,289 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/30/2002 - Published: 8/28/2002
Dissection of the Common WoodElf, Telerius galadh by bryn bnw reviews
Observation and Dissection of the Common Wood-Elf (Telerius galadh). Why do Elves glow? How does an Elf walk on snow? Methods of reproduction? It's Legolas as you've never seen him before.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Legolas
Legolas Shall Be For The Elves by Teanna reviews
Glorfindel, Elrond, Legolas, Merry and Pippin, and some Dwarves; and how Elrond's dinnerware kept Glorfindel from having to face another Balrog. Complete! (And really short)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/21/2002 - Legolas, Elrond - Complete
How I Spent My Summer Vacation by Claudi007 reviews
Elladan's Summer in Rivendell. Legolas shows up, Glorfindel and Erestor get all weird, and zaniness ensues. Now complete. Followed by "Home for the Holidays".
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/5/2002 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Complete
Until the End of Days by misscam reviews
Dead ship in dead water, nothing where Valinor should be – merely a nightmare, or is something terribly, terribly wrong?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,368 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/5/2002 - Published: 2/27/2002 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Ents of Wrath by bryn bnw reviews
~ COMPLETE ~ Into the depths of Fanghorn we go! Merry and Pippin meet...Treebeard... In which our favorite Elf, Ranger, Dwarf, and Wizard have a time sorting THIS one out, and we discover why Ents are trees.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,104 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2002 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3056 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
How Isildur *really* died by The Evil Old Woman reviews
How Isildur *really* died - it wasn't from an Orc-arrow! 99% canon, proofread, and hopefully funny.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 162 - Published: 1/8/2002
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