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Good quotes:

"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man." -Lana Turner

"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards." -Mark Twain

"A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice." -Bill Cosby

"School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect. But nobody's perfect, so why practice?" -Billie Joe Armstrong

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov

"Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly." -P. J. O'Rourke

"I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'" -Demetri Martin

"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." -Edgar Allan Poe

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein

"I'm gonna rule the world!" -Yahiko from Naruto

My top 10 favorite Naruto pairings are (from favorite to least favorite):

-ShikaTema (Shikamaru Nara and Temari no Sabaku)

-NejiTen (Neji Hyuga and Tenten)

-GaaHina (Gaara no Sabaku and Hinata Hyuga)

-SasuSaku (Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno)

-GaaSaku (Gaara no Sabaku and Sakura Haruno)

-KankuTen (Kankuro no Sabaku and Tenten)

-NaruHina (Naruto Uzumaki and Hinata Hyuga)

-ShinoHana (Shino Aburame and Hana Inuzuka)

-KibaNabi (Kiba Inuzuka and Hanabi Hyuga)

-GaaMatsu (Gaara no Sabaku and Matsuri)

Akatsuki Pledge:

I promise to remember Kisame,

whenever I catch some fish,

I promise to remember Itachi,

whenever I make a pure-hearted wish.

I promise to remember Sasori,

whenever I think of true beauty,

I promise to remember Deidara,

whenever I start talking a little kooky.

I promise to remember Kakuzu,

whenever I'm a little low on cash,

I promise to remember Hidan,

whenever I act too brash.

I promise to remember Tobi,

whenever I see a good boy,

I promise to remember Zetsu,

whenever I play with my food like a toy.

I promise to remember Sasuke,

whenever I lose my mind entirely,

I promise to remember Orochimaru,

whenever I plan diabolicly.

I promise to remember Pain,

whenever I hope for peace,

I promise to remember Konan,

whenever I put a childs mind at ease.

I promise to remember Akatsuki,

everywhere I go,

I promise to remember Naruto,

cuz' all the other 'tards know.

Copy and Paste if you love the Akatsuki!

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.


This is Piggie. Copy Piggie into your profile to help him on his way to stealing world domination from Bunny.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, Karren1109, maddythetwilightfreak, Starrynytex, MelissaRM, vampygirl999, nanigirl15, Furorensu-Chan, ILuv Zero and Pocky yum, nats10art, DarkAkatsukiNeko, Kurina the Imiko, ChibiLover123, Alex274, TheEmoChick, PsyMama17, SakuraLover80548, 12-SmileyRose, InnocentBlossom, Dreams-Wishes-Hopes, who.am.I.2000

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy and paste this.

If you hate animal abuse, child abuse, any kind of abuse at all, copy and paste this.

If you hate homophobia, sexist views, racist views, any kind of un-equality, copy and paste this.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the sky scraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% that would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a backflip!"

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you've read over a hundred fanfictions, copy and paste this into you're profile.

If Fanfiction consumes your life copy and paste this into you're profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your crazy/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy watching people get kicked in the groin, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, copy this into your profile.

If you are overly-obsessed with Anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.

Anonymus quotes:

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore... I am perfect!!

Life is random. So am I.

There's a 99% chance that I stole half your mojo... your cool...AND ALL YOUR CRAZY!!

Never annoy a writer. She may put you in a book and kill you.

If you can't laugh at yourself I'll be glad to do it for you.

I didn't hit you. I simply hi-fived your face.

If you don't shut up I'm gonna seriously eat you.

Yeah. I'm a loser. But I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

I do know it all. I just don't know it all at once.

Skillage. An African bum disease.

I am totally awesome. Agree or die.

I am smiling. That alone should scare you.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

If you can't fix it with duck tape, you haven't used enough.

When nothing goes right...go left.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, I eat.

A best friend is someone who will scream ' I LOVE YOU' in the middle of the hallway, not caring if people think we're lesbians.

It takes skill... to trip over flat surface.

Me? Sarcastic? Nooooo

I'm the type of person who doesn't know why they start laughing, so I laugh harder.

Don't follow my footsteps. I run into walls.

How dare you be right.

I'm the kind of person who believes in a world where chickens can cross the street and not have their motives questioned.

This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
This is seconds cat.
Now read the 3rd word of each sentence.

Sometimes I feel tempted to write a lot of reviews in my own story, just to pretend that other people are reading it.

Translations done by me:

Sakura by Darkpetal16:https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8569846/1/Sakura

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How to Obtain a Reverse Harem in Naruto by Darkpetal16 reviews
A rewrite of Sakura. In which a blunt, and eccentric OC is placed into the body of Sakura Haruno at the start of the series. Nothing at all could possibly go wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 105,040 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 1h - Published: 4/23 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 143 - Words: 684,229 - Reviews: 20396 - Favs: 13,275 - Follows: 13,066 - Updated: 12/12 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Rotted Rowan by Darkpetal16 reviews
The stories go with someone always trying to do good in the Narutoverse, but good is a subjective term. What qualifies as 'good' for them, could be drastically different for those who actually live in the Narutoverse. Realistic Antagonist OC. OC SI Self-Insert Antagonistic!OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 145,984 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 3,143 - Follows: 3,400 - Updated: 11/6 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Madara U., Mito U., OC
A Twist in Time by wolf08 reviews
With Konoha on the verge of destruction, Sakura is sent on a last-resort mission to save her world by travelling to the past. Join her in coping with her old body's shortcomings, testing the natural laws of time, falling in love all over again, exploring the depths of her mind and rediscovering who she is. Time-travel. SasuSaku. REAL publication date: Jan 2015
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,466 - Reviews: 3336 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 3,036 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
An Inch of Gold by KuriQuinn reviews
Team 7 is sent on a mission to investigate a disturbance outside of the village, where they encounter an unconscious girl in a crater. The mysterious Sarada insists she's a shinobi from the Hidden Leaf trying to rescue her teammates. When the team discovers she possesses a Sharingan, things become even more unbelievable. [Part of the Legacy of Fire Series]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 176,754 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 1,620 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 8/2/2016 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sarada U.
Walking Backwards on a Tightrope by Lithos Maitreya reviews
...is actually a fairly common trick in the circus. It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. So why should only one person go back in time if anyone who knows how can do it? It's just like walking backwards on a tightrope. And more than one person in a war-torn world of Ninja wants to change things. To fix things. Time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,296 - Reviews: 2638 - Favs: 4,018 - Follows: 4,855 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Shino A.
Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 56 - Words: 258,845 - Reviews: 3741 - Favs: 4,849 - Follows: 2,291 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
8 Years Later by TheForceIsStrongWithThisOne reviews
The Titans split up and go their separate ways and after 8 years Raven and BB cross paths. Resurrecting the story, with some big changes. Back with more epilogues. Warning: You may encounter fluffiness! The Christmas epilogue continues!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 282,116 - Reviews: 2160 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 12/11/2016 - Published: 5/8/2013 - [Beast Boy, Raven] [Robin, Starfire]
Rebuilding by Colubrina reviews
Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to help rebuild the shattered castle the summer after the war. She and the other summer resident - and eventually their friends - have to come to terms with how the war broke more than just the walls of the building. Follows multiple Hogwarts students through '8th year' and one additional year of early adulthood. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 300 - Words: 263,336 - Reviews: 36057 - Favs: 4,691 - Follows: 3,714 - Updated: 5/11/2016 - Published: 8/10/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P., Theodore N. - Complete
Sasori by Darkpetal16 reviews
It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura / Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,178 - Reviews: 2492 - Favs: 3,253 - Follows: 3,404 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Rojo & Negro by MonicaAlejandra55 reviews
Una competencia desata la más intensa rivalidad entre dos personalidades opuestas, dos colores fuertes que se repelen, y desentierra la verdad de una historia olvidada durante siglos. Rose/Scorpius "Supo, sin lugar a dudas, que desde ese mismo instante vivirían con el único propósito de acabar el uno con el otro."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 1,051,842 - Reviews: 7308 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 1,914 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
How Not to Get Your OTP Together by TailsDoll13 reviews
It started with a shadow-travel onto Half-Blood Hill, and now both camps think that Will and Nico are destined for each other. The problem? Nobody's succeeded in getting them together. Yet. Chapter 29-Save the date-it's a wedding!. (No longer taking requests for scenes!)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,800 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 10/15/2015 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Will S., Jason G.
The Magic Word Is Sorry, Not Please by FlitwicksLittleBrother reviews
Follows Rose, Scorpius, James, Lily, Al, Roxy and all the other Weasleys or Potters through a year of Hogwarts which brings them heartache, love, sadness and laughter. Complete; sequel to be posted soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 244,867 - Reviews: 2747 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Simplicity by PeinSaku reviews
She is the girl that has no heart, and he is the man that unknowingly stole it. "You will become my tool. You will fight for me, aid me when I call upon you. And in exchange, I will ensure that you become the most widely-revered kunoichi of your time."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,235 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 2/15/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasori]
Broken by TheEagleFeatherQuill reviews
Rose Weasley. With this name comes so many expectations and labels, which she seems to live up to effortlessly. But what no one knows is that most nights Rose makes a trip to the Room of Requirement. Each night standing before the door, she thinks: "I need a room full of glass where I can be alone." Because really, she is not as put together as she seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,547 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Decaying Bluebells by Darkpetal16 reviews
The Butterfly Effect dictates that the smallest pebble dropped into the ocean would create the greatest of tidal waves. How much change could one new life make, if added to a world it was never meant to be in? Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 188,168 - Reviews: 3499 - Favs: 3,374 - Follows: 2,423 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yagura, OC - Complete
Peach Prodigy by NekoMataDemon reviews
Momo is the school geek but when she's behind the computer playing Elsword, a MMORPG game that is well known in her school, Momo becomes a gamer prodigy in hiding. As a well known person in Elsword, how long will she keep her secret hidden? Especially from a curious white haired boy... R&R c:
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,094 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 8/10/2012 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
So I've fallen in love by anothersmallperson reviews
The story of how Ryan and Kelsi's relationship grows through the HSM 2 and 3 seen through the eyes of our favourite composer and choreographer.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,699 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Ryan E., Kelsi N. - Complete
Chipped Mask by Darkpetal16 reviews
"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 165,800 - Reviews: 3531 - Favs: 3,858 - Follows: 2,339 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Obito U., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
To Love and to Love Again by animequeen100 reviews
Love blooms even in the strangest of places, and darkest of hours. Sasuke has a daughter who needs a mother. Sakura has a son, who needs a father. When the shadows that follow her threaten to take her away from him, his dark secrets resurface to keep her in his arms. They were fated to love and destined to love again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 401,042 - Reviews: 2814 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Won't Say (I'm in Love) by Fushigi Doll reviews
GaaHinaNaru. Hyuuga Hinata, a kunoichi who forgot how being in love feels like despite capturing the hearts of countless men. But don't fret! A certain Kazekage won't mind teaching her again...albeit unconsciously.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 128,418 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - [Gaara, Hinata H.] - Complete
Color by Darksknight reviews
She longed for color. Anything. A gentle blue, a light shade of yellow, a tiny dash of purple. Anything that would keep her from going crazy as she lived amongst the black and white. Black and white, black and white, black and white. That's all there was. It was driving her mad. He was the color. Brilliant, dazzling, beautiful green eyes...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 58 - Words: 101,625 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Orihime I., Ulquiorra] - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8383 - Favs: 5,174 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8178 - Favs: 9,260 - Follows: 4,889 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 5,254 - Follows: 1,447 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
How Deep is Your Ocean? by Aideko reviews
Late one night, Matsuri and Shukaku have a little heart to heart chat in her apartment. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Matsuri, Gaara - Complete