"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man." -Lana Turner
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards." -Mark Twain
"A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice." -Bill Cosby
"School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect. But nobody's perfect, so why practice?" -Billie Joe Armstrong
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Isaac Asimov
"Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly." -P. J. O'Rourke
"I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'" -Demetri Martin
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." -Edgar Allan Poe
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein
"I'm gonna rule the world!" -Yahiko from Naruto
My top 10 favorite Naruto pairings are (from favorite to least favorite):
-ShikaTema (Shikamaru Nara and Temari no Sabaku)
-NejiTen (Neji Hyuga and Tenten)
-GaaHina (Gaara no Sabaku and Hinata Hyuga)
-SasuSaku (Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno)
-GaaSaku (Gaara no Sabaku and Sakura Haruno)
-KankuTen (Kankuro no Sabaku and Tenten)
-NaruHina (Naruto Uzumaki and Hinata Hyuga)
-ShinoHana (Shino Aburame and Hana Inuzuka)
-KibaNabi (Kiba Inuzuka and Hanabi Hyuga)
-GaaMatsu (Gaara no Sabaku and Matsuri)
I promise to remember Kisame,
whenever I catch some fish,
I promise to remember Itachi,
whenever I make a pure-hearted wish.
I promise to remember Sasori,
whenever I think of true beauty,
I promise to remember Deidara,
whenever I start talking a little kooky.
I promise to remember Kakuzu,
whenever I'm a little low on cash,
I promise to remember Hidan,
whenever I act too brash.
I promise to remember Tobi,
whenever I see a good boy,
I promise to remember Zetsu,
whenever I play with my food like a toy.
I promise to remember Sasuke,
whenever I lose my mind entirely,
I promise to remember Orochimaru,
whenever I plan diabolicly.
I promise to remember Pain,
whenever I hope for peace,
I promise to remember Konan,
whenever I put a childs mind at ease.
I promise to remember Akatsuki,
everywhere I go,
I promise to remember Naruto,
cuz' all the other 'tards know.
Copy and Paste if you love the Akatsuki!
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.
SUPPORT THE BUNNY! HEHE!
This is Piggie. Copy Piggie into your profile to help him on his way to stealing world domination from Bunny.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, Karren1109, maddythetwilightfreak, Starrynytex, MelissaRM, vampygirl999, nanigirl15, Furorensu-Chan, ILuv Zero and Pocky yum, nats10art, DarkAkatsukiNeko, Kurina the Imiko, ChibiLover123, Alex274, TheEmoChick, PsyMama17, SakuraLover80548, 12-SmileyRose, InnocentBlossom, Dreams-Wishes-Hopes, who.am.I.2000
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you want to learn Japanese, copy and paste this.
If you hate animal abuse, child abuse, any kind of abuse at all, copy and paste this.
If you hate homophobia, sexist views, racist views, any kind of un-equality, copy and paste this.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the sky scraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% that would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a backflip!"
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you think you've read over a hundred fanfictions, copy and paste this into you're profile.
If Fanfiction consumes your life copy and paste this into you're profile
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If your crazy/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you enjoy watching people get kicked in the groin, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, copy this into your profile.
If you are overly-obsessed with Anime, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore... I am perfect!!
Life is random. So am I.
There's a 99% chance that I stole half your mojo... your cool...AND ALL YOUR CRAZY!!
Never annoy a writer. She may put you in a book and kill you.
If you can't laugh at yourself I'll be glad to do it for you.
I didn't hit you. I simply hi-fived your face.
If you don't shut up I'm gonna seriously eat you.
Yeah. I'm a loser. But I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
I do know it all. I just don't know it all at once.
Skillage. An African bum disease.
I am totally awesome. Agree or die.
I am smiling. That alone should scare you.
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
If you can't fix it with duck tape, you haven't used enough.
When nothing goes right...go left.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, I eat.
A best friend is someone who will scream ' I LOVE YOU' in the middle of the hallway, not caring if people think we're lesbians.
It takes skill... to trip over flat surface.
Me? Sarcastic? Nooooo
I'm the type of person who doesn't know why they start laughing, so I laugh harder.
Don't follow my footsteps. I run into walls.
How dare you be right.
I'm the kind of person who believes in a world where chickens can cross the street and not have their motives questioned.
This is this cat.
Sometimes I feel tempted to write a lot of reviews in my own story, just to pretend that other people are reading it.
Translations done by me:
Sakura by Darkpetal16:https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8569846/1/Sakura