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Joined 01-19-04, id: 524390, Profile Updated: 09-02-11
Author has written 9 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, South Park, and Fifty Shades Trilogy.

Hello y'all,

I just realized that this area has been completely blank forever so I figured I should write something in it on the off-chance that anyone is looking through my stories.

Just to let everyone who cares (all two of you) know, none of my incomplete stories are going to be finished at this point (As they're all anywhere from 2-4 years old). I'm sorry that I never got around to finishing them, but I'm no longer really involved in the FMA or South Park fandoms (Harry Potter continues to be the shit but I never really wrote fic for that) and haven't been for quite a while. I occasionally work on All the Young Dudes and have been known to update once in a while, but don't count on any kind of timely updates.

Anyway, there are for sure some great stories/authors in my favorites from back in the day so check those out!

If anyone cares/is bored I have a deviantart I use mainly for journaling (username: michiko_laughs) and occasional bs updates.

Peace out,

Mitch

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The Wrench Tango by Miss Woodford reviews
Each time I find inspiring drawings or paintings of EdxWin doing...stuff, I write more stories. NEWNEWNEW...the third and final installment of Wedding Night Triptych: Birth Day. Edward and Winry face their greatest challenge: parenthood!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,935 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Edward E., Winry R.
Branded by ibshafer reviews
Branded: Chapter 4 - Re Conditioned Responses - Part 1; Winry tries to break Ed of his milk aversion - any way she can... Picks up where Learning Curve left off...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,300 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Edward E., Winry R.
Roy and Riza's Cracked Out Adventures by The New Fullmetal Alchemist reviews
GUESS WHO'S BACK! Me, with more hilarious cracked-out antics! Read my newest offering if you're a long-time fan, or start from the beginning if you're new! It's wonderfully random humor, and it's BACK AFTER 2 YEARS! Hooray!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,750 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Roy M., Riza H.
The Colonel and the First Lieutenant by words without reviews
Roy, being an idiot, confesses his love to a certain someone in the worst possible way. *A now-finished series of Royai oneshots. As most of these were written years ago, quality may vary. Criticism wanted!*
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,744 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
A Confusing Midday by Anne Packrat reviews
Roy and Havoc decide to focus their matchmaking skills on Ed and Winry this time. It doesn't go well, Riza is not happy, and her relationship with Roy suffers. Sequel to Lonely Mornings, but can be read by itself. Royai, Roy x Riza, Ed x Winry
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,870 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Riza H., Roy M.
Diplomatic Entanglements: An Inextricable Tale by CanaryNoir reviews
[Sequel to Inextricable] Central HQ and Central City are turned upside down by the sudden arrival of foreign dignitaries. The chaos also derails Ed’s attempt at a romantic conquest, and mayhem ensues.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,531 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Sugar Cookies and Memories by White Silver and Mercury reviews
There's a house back in a small town...it's on a hill, and the road is surrounded by a dilapidated rock wall. That's the place that Edward Elric calls home. - - Ed/Winry drabble collection.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,292 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Edward E., Winry R.
Mechanical Passion by AngolMoaChan reviews
Her love for mechanics burns like fire. His for alchemy is the same. And they each share a passion for one thing: each other. EdWin Drabbles
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
For the Love of Them by Fullmetal Ai reviews
A Collection of OneShots and Drabbles For Your EdxWinry needs. These have been posted on LiveJournal by me as well. n.n
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,172 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Edward E., Winry R.
In 100 words by Causmicfire reviews
Royai 100 themes drabbles, rating for possible foul language. Please R&R, I will return the favor. Ch. 100 Until That Day: She would happily wait, because she knew he was waiting too. The very last one! changes made to chapters 3, 11, 44, & 54.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 18,526 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Truth or Dare Chronicles: Fullmetal Alchemist by Hunter Arcanus reviews
The Fullmetal Alchemist segment of my soon to be Truth or Dare series. 100 OneShots of the most random scenes featuring your favorite FMA characters! Most pairings: EdxWinry, RoyxRiza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 16,594 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006
Something You Can't Prevent by please-knock reviews
Well, maybe Ed was a bit more startled and pink on his cheeks... So this wasn’t a trap. A short and fluffy oneshot with Edward and Winry.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Lonely Mornings by Anne Packrat reviews
Mustang drags Hawkeye out on a mission to find a girlfriend for Havoc. But what is this mission really about? RoyRiza, Royai, Rated M for sexual language, situations and profanity Lemon in Chapters 6 and 7.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,955 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Weak Spot by Yellow Mask reviews
She's his weak spot...oneshot, Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Perspectives by words without reviews
-Royai- What Roy Mustang wants most, he won't let himself have. Unfortunately for Riza, what he wants most is her. And of course the homunculi have to get themselves involved. An ancient fanfic in desperate need of revision.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,070 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Roy's Reason by Yellow Mask reviews
The real reason Mustang wants to bring in the miniskirts...oneshot, slight Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Riza Hawkeye, Cock Inspector by Anne Packrat reviews
Not quite as bad as it sounds. Though I'm still going to hell for writing it. Riza Hawkeye vs. Roy Mustang in a bad hardboiled detective story. Rated for really bad double entendres, sexual language and situations, and excessive abuse of a single joke.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Tears of Happiness by Fullmetal Ai reviews
The next time she heard from them was a month after she came back from Central. [EdxWin] [Oneshot]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
King Alex, Protector of Puppies by Lammy reviews
AI oneshot. Izzie gets drunk on New Years and muses on why she's alone.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete
OneTwoThree by Juxtaposie reviews
Look at me. This is dancing, not target practice. If you’re watching for where to put your feet, you’re going to miss the whole point of the waltz. Mustang rescues Hawkeye from being a wallflower. Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Though I am Cold by Juxtaposie reviews
And very sweet it is to know he still is warm though I am cold. Royai. Deathfic. You were warned.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
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Fifty Shades Worse reviews
An alternate version of Chapter Fifteen of Fifty Shades Freed. Christian has a dark secret to reveal to Ana. Will she understand the implications? Will she leave him? The answer is no to both. But you probably guessed that already.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Anastasia S., Christian G.
All The Young Dudes reviews
When the boys start their senior year of high school, they think their problems are almost over. So, naturally, it's the most messed-up year of their lives. Eventual STYLE, CANDY, and STENDY, not necessarily at the same time or in that order.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,994 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Under the Stars reviews
Sequel to Under the Roses. Roy and Riza are vacationing in Resembool when they get an odd phone call summoning them back to central, where they have to handle an old enemy or do they? Royai!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,989 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Roy M., Riza H.
Catalyst reviews
Roy has trouble coping with the death of his best friend. Some Spoilers. Songfic to Catalyst by Anna Nalick
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
FullStrongMetalArm reviews
Chapter 2 up BECAUSE I AM A MASOCHIST. I am very sorry. WARNING: Yaoi and MPREG! And general squickiness.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Edward E., Alex A. - Complete
Fraternization reviews
Hakuro calls Roy and Riza into his office for a little chat...about fraternization. Added a second chapter BECAUSE I AM WEAK. But after this, no more. And now I think it deserves its rating.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Jealousy reviews
Ed returns home to find that Winry has a boyfriend. After scaring the living daylights out of the poor boy and then taking his frustration out on various people, he comes to an interesting conclusion. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
Under the Roses reviews
Ed and Al return to Resembool after finding the Philosopher's Stone and getting their original bodies back. Al tries to play matchmaker, and won't take no for an answer. EdxWinry fluff, with just a hint of RoyxRiza. COMPLETE.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,204 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Cold Rain reviews
Every time it rains, I remember the tragic story of the Elric brothers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete