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Joined 03-22-01, id: 52490, Profile Updated: 08-02-12
Author has written 48 stories for Misc. Movies, Buffy X-overs, Moulin Rouge, High School Musical, Misc. Tv Shows, and Primeval.

Welcome to the profile for phoebenpiper.

I set up this account years ago to post a Buffy the Vampire Slayer/X-Files crossover that my friend and I cowrote as well as some Moulin Rouge fanfic. Then for several years my best friend and I were really into Lord of the Rings and created our own alternate universe where all the characters were college students at Middle Earth University – our website for our MEU fanfic is here:

http://meu.bucklandblues.com/


My friends and I also became obsessed with HSM a few years ago and wrote several stories (together and separately) for our “Extra Innings” series – these stories can all be found on our joint account here:

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1378718/kelbebop-phoebenpiper

My individual stories for HSM that are NOT part of the “Extra Innings” series have now been posted here. Most of them involve either the sibling relationship between Ryan and Sharpay (my favourite part of the HSM movies) or Ryan/Chad slash. I hope you enjoy them!


There are also several stories based on JONAS, the fictional TV show starring the Jonas Brothers.


And more recently I've become obsessed with Primeval. My Primeval stories include the following:

ASI: Trowley Bottom = a story set after 1.5, where Connor learns that working with the team is not always glamorous. This was inspired by a crime scene I attended for my job. :)

Home = a missing scene from 4.1

Reluctant Roomies = assorted missing scenes from 4.2 thru 4.6 involving Connor & Abby living with Jess

Doctor's Orders = set after 4.4 = Jess visits Becker when he's home on medical leave

Royal Incursion = set after 4.6 = a silly story involving the Royal Wedding

Bang Ur Head = set vaguely during Series 4. Inspired by real events. :)

Over Hil and Ale = set between 5.3 & 5.4 = Abby learns about Becker from his sister

Stuck at Home = set after 5.4 during the clean-up from the beetles

Careful What You Wish For = set after 5.4 = self-contained but a sequel (of sorts) to "Stuck at Home" = Jess/Becker

Okay = missing scenes from 5.6 = Jess/Becker

Trick-or-Triassic = set vaguely during Series 5 = a silly Halloween story

Earworm = set vaguely during Series 5 =Jess/Becker

The Quiet Room = set vaguely during Series 5 =Jess/Becker

Special = set post-Series 5 = Jess/Becker

Wedding Wednesdays = set post-Series 5 = Jess/Becker, Abby/Connor

Hanging Over Their Heads = set post-Series 5 = a silly Christmas story = Jess/Becker, Abby/Connor, Emily/Matt

What the Dickens? = set post-Series 5 = another silly Christmas story = a sequel (of sorts) to "Hanging Over Their Heads" = Jess/Becker, Abby/Connor, Emily/Matt

What Are You Doing New Year's Eve? = a collaboration with emilyjay = set post-Series 5 (roughly after my Christmas stories) = Jess/Becker, Abby/Connor, Emily/Matt = check out emilyjay's background scene Breaking Glass

Bend It Like Becker = set post-Series 5 = an novel-length Jess/Becker romantic comedy with other characters as well

Let the Games Begin = an in-progress sequel (of sorts) to "Bend It Like Becker" = Jess/Becker, Abby/Connor, Emily/Matt, with plenty of Lester tossed in

Enjoy!

PrimevalBook by Cehsja reviews
Primeval on Facebook. Just a silly drabble. Status' are in italics. Series 1-3
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,943 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Complete
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Secret Santa Silliness reviews
When everyone is stuck at work for December, Jess starts a Secret Santa exchange. But will everyone get what they REALLY want for Christmas? [Written as part of a holiday fic exchange for Fluff-N-Utter-1]
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Connor T., Becker, Jess P., Emily - Complete
Behind Closed Doors reviews
A gunshot in the night. A locked door. A dead body. And a strange swirling light. Miss Marple has her work cut out for her as she tries to solve two mysteries: who committed the murder...and who are the seven strangers who seemingly arrived out of nowhere that night? A Miss Marple/Primeval crossover (& partial collaboration with Aithion). COMPLETED
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 49,931 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Complete
Qualified reviews
Thanks to the minister's new SOPs, the ARC team is spending the final day of the year in unwanted firearms training...and driving their teacher Becker crazy! Cowritten with emilyjay.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,186 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Abby M., J. Lester, Becker, Matt A. - Complete
Bah! Hum-Becker! reviews
It's a few days before Christmas, and Becker's being a total Scrooge. Everything about the holiday is annoying him, even cheery Jess. And then it starts to snow... [Written for Drawn-to-Darkness as part of A Merry Jecker Christmas 2013 fanfic exchange at TheJeckerLibrary on Tumblr.]
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Becker, Jess P. - Complete
Beyond the Darkness reviews
Immediately following the events in the series 5 finale, Emily awakes in the night to find an extremely troubled Matt.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Emily, Matt A.
Annual Reviews reviews
Becker is not exactly thrilled when Matt has to give him his annual review. Set between 5.1 & 5.3.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Becker, Matt A., Jess P. - Complete
Father's Day reviews
Matt and Emily both have some issues they need to sort through on Father's Day.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Emily, Matt A. - Complete
Let the Games Begin reviews
The Minister's last-minute order forces the ARC staff to stay in London & work during the Olympic Games, despite assorted housing and personal issues. A sequel to "Bend It Like Becker" though you don't need to have read it. Jess/Becker, Abby/Connor, Emily/Matt, & Lester. COMPLETE! Last two chapters posted!
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 135,447 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Jess P., Becker, Matt A., Emily - Complete
Take My Breath Away reviews
Emily is forced to come to terms with her life and death when she's buried alive by Ethan. Written as a birthday present for emilyjay
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Emily, Matt A. - Complete
Cleaning His Guns reviews
M-RATED! This was written as a birthday gift for a friend who requested something "naughty"! Jess decides to read up on Becker's favourite activity - cleaning his guns - but her mind keeps straying to other thoughts. Completely stand-alone - not related to any other fics! M-RATED!
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
What Are You Doing New Year's Eve? reviews
Everyone's plans are interrupted on New Year's Eve, thanks to a new frock and a fluctuating anomaly. Abby/Connor, Jess/Becker, Emily/Matt. This is a collaboration with emilyjay - check out her background scene entitled "Breaking Glass".
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,901 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Complete
Bend It Like Becker reviews
The minister decides to put the ARC's teamwork skills to the test. Post-Series 5. Jess/Becker romantic comedy with all the other characters tossed in. FINISHED! Final 2 chapters posted.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 93,121 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
Careful What You Wish For reviews
Whilst investigating an incursion, each member of the team gets a wish answered...but not quite in the way they'd hoped for! Takes place after 5.4; it's self-contained but is a sequel of sorts to "Stuck at Home". Jess/Becker plus other characters
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,763 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
What the Dickens? reviews
The team spends a silly day together at a Victorian Christmas Faire. Pure character fluff. Post Series-5. Abby/Connor, Jess/Becker, Emily/Matt.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
Hanging Over Their Heads reviews
The ARC team attempts to get on with their daily work, despite being distracted by the holiday mistletoe hanging over their heads. Post Series 5. Pure Christmas fluff. Jess/Becker, Abby/Connor, Emily/Matt, plus ALL other pairing combinations.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,139 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
Wedding Wednesdays reviews
When Abby starts missing their weekly wedding planning sessions, Connor and Jess grow suspicious that something sordid might be going on. Post-Series 5. Abby/Connor, Jess/Becker
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
Special reviews
Abby is convinced that Jess and Becker are about to hook up and starts to worry that Jess's excessive planning may only lead to disappointment. Takes place post-Series 5.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,032 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
Trick or Triassic reviews
Jess hosts a 60s-themed Halloween party for the ARC team, and much silliness ensues!
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
Okay reviews
In episode 5.6, when the others return to the ARC, they find Jess terrified, barefoot, and covered in Lester's blood; the next time she's seen, she's perfectly fine, cheerful, and clean. Here are some missing scenes to explain that transition.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,540 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
The Quiet Room reviews
The Quiet Room isn't so quiet when Becker gives Jess a foot massage...and Abby and the others overhear them.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
Earworm reviews
Jess gets a song stuck in her head and accidentally starts singing it...directly into Becker's ear.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
Over Hil and Ale reviews
Abby and the rest of the team join Becker and his sister for an enlightening evening at a pub, where Abby learns much more about the soldier than just his first name. Takes place between 5.3 & 5.4.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Becker, Jess P. - Complete
Bang Ur Head reviews
Connor hits his head at the ARC and is sent to the doctor to have it checked out. Takes place during Series 4 and is based on a true incident.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Connor T., Abby M. - Complete
Doctor's Orders reviews
Jess pays a visit to Becker whilst he's home on medical leave after being bitten at the school. Takes place after Episode 4.4.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
Stuck At Home reviews
Jess and Becker have their first encounter after the beetles, an awkward encounter that is overheard by a distracted Emily and an amused Matt. Spoilers for episode 5.4.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
Royal Incursion reviews
Unlike his coworkers, Becker couldn't care less about the Royal Wedding...until an anomaly opens up, threatening to expose the secret of the ARC operation to the entire world. Just a bit of silliness inspired by April 29th! Spoilers for Series 4.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Becker, Jess P. - Complete
ASI: Trowley Bottom reviews
Summary: Connor is beginning to realise that being an Anomaly Site Investigator isn't quite as sexy as it seems. After an afternoon in Trowley Bottom, he wonders if it's all really worth it. Set in the middle of Series 1 between episodes 4 & 5.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,540 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Connor T., Abby M. - Complete
Reluctant Roomies reviews
Missing scenes from Series 4 with Connor, Abby, and Jess, written as each episode was shown on BBC-America (so I had no foreknowledge of what was coming next).
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,661 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Abby M., Connor T. - Complete
Home a missing scene from Series 4 Episode 1 reviews
SPOILERS for Series 4 Episode 1 - this is a "missing scene" from the episode, documenting when they arrive at the apartment, their new "home".
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Connor T., Abby M. - Complete
Lost Again reviews
JONAS tv show. The boys discuss the TV show Lost while traveling from Sydney to L.A.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
Spring Musical Awakening reviews
The Evans twins are each cast in a production of their colleges' spring musical production of "Spring Awakening". Dialogue only, but based on an R-rated musical so beware.
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Ryan E., Sharpay E.
RHPSM reviews
Chad attends a midnight showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show with his friends. Chad/Ryan. Please note: coarse language and references to a rated-R movie -- may not be appropriate for younger readers!
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Chad D., Ryan E. - Complete
Mom's Dance Recital reviews
JONAS one-shot. The family is forced to go to Mom's dance recital, and Joe seems to enjoy it for different reasons than everyone else. Inspired by my friend Angie's recital last weekend -- thanks, Angie!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Fiction! reviews
JONAS tv show -- The Lucas brothers have mixed reactions to discovering JONAS fanfic on their website! One-shot. Probably rated K-plus but thought I'd err on the extreme side. :P
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Complete
Hey Mr President reviews
This is a fanfic based on JONAS, the tv show. It's Student Council election time at Horace Mantis Academy, and, with the Lucas brothers involved, things are bound to get silly. Final chapter EDITED to fix the stupid block text on 09/15/09.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
Concert Chaos reviews
Ryan and Sharpay go to see JONAS in concert! Based on my real-life experiences at the JoBros concert in San Jose on August 3, 2009 -- a girl at the concert had a Ryan-like JoBros pink fedora, and thus this story... Enjoy!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,051 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Sharpay E., Ryan E. - Complete
A Last Huzzah reviews
It's only days since graduation, and Ryan and Sharpay are discussing their summer plans.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sharpay E., Ryan E.
Obvious reviews
It's obvious why Ryan and Chad are reacting differently to their high school graduation. Movie cannon, takes place immediately after HSM3. Inspired by Hey Monday song "Obvious". Ryan/Chad pairing.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Ryan E., Chad D. - Complete
Just Desserts, a sequel to Txting Txting 123 reviews
A sequel to "November 15, 2008 -- Txting Txting 123". Everyone's home from Thanksgiving and eager to talk about their experiences at the "No on Prop 8" rallies. Suggestion of Chad/Ryan slash.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Ryan E., Sharpay E. - Complete
Nov 15, 2008: Txting Txting 123 reviews
It's November 15, 2008, and the Evans twins are communicating across the miles. This follows HSM3 canon. Assuming the Wildcats graduated in spring of 2008, I tried to picture where they would all be the following November.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sharpay E., Ryan E. - Complete
Only Time Could Tell, a sequel to Dancing Now reviews
After posting my story "Dancing Now", I got several requests for a sequel. As I'd felt that I'd already told Ryan's story through a series of flashbacks, I decided to turn it around and tell Chad's story in a series of flashforwards. CHAD/RYAN slash.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Chad D., Ryan E. - Complete
Dancing Now reviews
The kiss was aggressive -- hungry and desperate.Ryan could tell it was something Chad had been longing to do for some time. Not longing to kiss RYAN, per se -- just longing to kiss ANY boy. CHAD/RYAN slash.
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,670 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Ryan E., Sharpay E. - Complete
Fantasy Football reviews
Ryan's decided to go out for the football team, and Sharpay realizes why. This is based on an actual article I read on-line! :
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sharpay E., Ryan E. - Complete
Musical Auditions reviews
Sharpay and Ryan discuss what musical they'd like to perform in next.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sharpay E., Ryan E. - Complete
Inspiration reviews
A missing scene from HSM1. Kelsi observes the Evans twins rehearsing.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sharpay E., Ryan E. - Complete
From the Kiss reviews
From their first kiss atop the Elephant, Satine and Christian began their secret love affair. Here's a look at what was going on "behind the scenes" during the first days of rehearsal.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,745 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/30/2001
The Buffy Files reviews
High school Buffy and friends are concerned when they hear two FBI agents are coming to town. But after meeting Agents Mulder and Scully, the gang is eager for them to stay. That is, until they start to receive portents of a new evil coming.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,634 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2001
Moulin Rouge--Free As a Bird reviews
Paris 1899 wasn't the first time Christian and Satine met. Their paths first crossed years earlier on a fateful day in London.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7/15/2001 - Published: 7/16/2001