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Hi, I'm Calypso Daughter of Atlas.
I'm any age you want me to be but I am definitley a girl. I detest the colour pink and will try not to use that colour anymore. I love everything to do with History, Reading, Writing and P.E. I hope you like my Profile and stories.CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM IS ALLOWED BUT NO HATE.
P.S Go and eat a virtual cookie.
My favourite books include:
Heroes of Olympus
The Kane Chronicles
The Blood Guard
The Medusa Project
The Roman Mysteries
Sherlock Holmes - The Long Stories
The Demigod Diaries
My Favourite Films are:
Harry Potter 1-8
School Of Rock
The Parent Trap
Percy Jackson 1-2 (Even though they aren't really the books).
The Madness Of King George
My Favourite Characters are:
My favourite TV shows are:
The Big Bang Theory
How I Met Your Mother
If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you want abortion to end now, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you dream of going to camp Half-Blood, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination", copy and paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, Lmb111514, EverySingleTime, Calypso Daughter of Atlas
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you wish those thrice cursed kids would leave that poor leprechaun's cereal alone (and give the damn bunny some Trix! It's not that hard!) copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever snorted whilst laughing copy and paste this into your profile.
92 of teenagers have moved onto rap. Copy and paste this into your profile if you like pizza.
If you have ever gotten temporary memory loss and then suddenly remember at a total random moment, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.(All of them; CHERUB, Henderson's Boys, Harry Potter, Alex Rider, Five Children and It...).
If you have ever attempted to high-five someone and missed completely, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever went up to someone and said Hey Buddy but turns out you didn't know who it was, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.(me...*grins manically and starts screaming*)
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile
Copy and paste this into your profile if you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this into your profile.(Every single one of the people I like from any book I like!).
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!(Always Semi-skimmed).
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.(Several times...)
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy and paste this into your profile.(Car Keys *jingle jangle*)
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.
95% of all teens would panic if they saw Edward Cullen/Justin Bieber/Miley Cyrus/other on top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the 5% that would grab some popcorn, drag over a chair, and shout: "DO A FLIP!"
If you sigh at the fact that because your profile is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over an article of clothing you were wearing at the time, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a glass door thinking it was open, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever copy-and-pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile!(When did that happen?)
If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you are talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal! Saying that you are normal is odd! If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself! It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird! If you disagree, copy and paste this into your profile. (I've done that!).
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile.(I once spelled I as Y).
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.(Am I still a human?)
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and fights the urge to slap those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy and paste this into yours.
If you agree that you have a problem when you start actually replying to yourself like there are two people in the room then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love reading, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that animal abusers are jerks, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been asked several times if you have escaped from a mental hospital, copy this into your profile. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that, copy and paste it into your profile. (Yaeh, but slipenlg's slitl iptnramott! *ptous*)
If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, copy and paste this into your profile.
I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird , who has a comeback for whatever you say to her, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with AVPT, or anything else just as hilarious, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415, NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo, Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon, talkstoangels77, Kathryn Hart, My8thUsername, Ash-Caro-Lynn, Calypso Daughter Of Atlas.
92 percent of teenagers would die if American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 who would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have said soooo many weird, random, crazy, or absolutely stupid things that your friends don't even look at you strangely any more... copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever said, "I'm bored," while you have like a thousand things you are supposed to be doing/have done, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever woken up at three o'clock in the afternoon, and then asked, "When's breakfast?", copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile. (All the bold ones).
The phrase "I'm a lover, not a fighter" doesn't apply to me. I am a fighter, not a lover. If you are too, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy and paste this into your profile.(A relative who lives in my house has set fire to toast before).
If your fashion sense is "is it comfortable", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're still reading this profile, you ROCK! Show the world I approve and copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever wondered why you exist and/or why your name is what it is then copy and paste this into your profile.
((oo)) This is pig. Copy and paste pig into your profile so people can be jealous of your pig.
Heck, copy and paste this into your profile if you know what a "googlewhacker" IS.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this into your profile.
If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer.
I'm bored...If you're bored then copy and paste this into your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, copy and paste into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy and paste this into your profile' things, copy and paste this into your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.(1 hour no stoppage.)
If you ever get a random urge to start screaming at the top of your lungs copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever wondered why the hell Canadians and Americans have to spell 'color'/’colour’ differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you actually read this whole thing add one of these things, and copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever scrolled through lists like these looking for something and then forgot what you were looking for, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever put something very special in a very special spot just so you could remember where it is and then forgot where you put it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever put things in your mouth that shouldn't be there, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy and paste this into your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Copy and paste the bunny into your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies).
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you enjoy making other people look at you like you're from another planet. Crazy is when you point at random people, start backing away, and say, "You're one of them!". So if you're crazy, copy and paste this into your profile and add something crazy.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you find life ending sad do not read this.
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy?
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
My hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you are against abortion, copy and paste this into your profile.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.(Nope.)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore (who doesn't love their dad?).
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I'm a virgin and will stay a virgin for a very long time).
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Not true, I'm a student voted house captain and have lots of friends).
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all. (Just because my friends are mostly guys doesn't mean I do that *shudder*).
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (There's a whole gaggle of girls who are my friends and I still haven't had a relationship by the way I'm a girl).
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (I think this applies to most people.)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude. (Nope)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (Admittedly the latter).
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Am not I play a lot of sports I'll have you know stomach!)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Just got to middle school).
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Have ya hears the expression I'm * young?).
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I call everyone I like my friend but prefer there to just be four of us).
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (HATE tea).
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (Is this coincidence cause I do hug trees.)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake. (My brother says I do).
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I’m a PERSON so I MUST follow every stereotype.
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! Or, use it as a checklist!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else (and can prove it!)
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead and forgot it was there
22. Have got out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it (it was my brother’s!)
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face (did that underwater. My eyes hurt because of the chlorine.)
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand.
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your arm then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you think Bonnie Wright was terrible at playing Ginny Weasley.(To sappy Ginny is supposed to be feisty).
If you love reading copy and paste this onto your profile.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her.That boy you just tripped?He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for his country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.
Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I BET many of you won't, your life is probably not as harsh as theirs plus you're probably a douche bag.
Her dad was a drunk,
Her only friend
She always talked to it
When her parents
A bruise on her leg,
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner;
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out,
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
(Copy and paste this onto your profile if your against child abuse)
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
Percy Jackson Oath
I promise to remember Percy:
I promise to remember Annabeth:
I promise to protect nature:
I promise to remember Luke:
I promise to remember Chiron:
I promise to remember Tyson:
I promise to remember Thalia:
I promise to remember Clarisse:
I promise to remember Bianca:
I promise to remember Nico:
I promise to remember Zoë:
I promise to remember Rachel:
Yes, I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Percy Jackson isn't an obsession
Your Percy Jackson and the Olympians Godly Parent
You like being in charge.
You feel at home in the water.
You’re not that much of a people person.
You own a garden.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.
You often start fights.
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re very creative and artistic.
You have a way with tools.
Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re the life of the party.
Being called "crazy" is a compliment.
 I need to tell you a secret. First, look at number 5.
If you have ever read a 500 page book in less than one day, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Calypso Daughter of Atlas signing out.
I'm so sad...