Dwarrow are incredibly secretive when it comes to their culture, and especially their Dwarrowdams. As it turns out, their infertility comes from Dwarrowdams only getting their period once or twice a year. Obviously, Hobbits do not suffer from such afflictions, nor are they used to being catered to. This, however, is a lesson that Billa has yet to learn.

On a visit to the Elvenking's halls, some Elves try to convince Bilbo the place is haunted. He's rather skeptical.

There are times when - despite being called 'common tongue' - the language with which the Dwarves of the company of Thorin Oakenshield communicate with their Hobbit (and vice versa) is anything but common...as Bilbo Baggins found to his dismay when he unwittingly insulted the King in Exile...

While visiting the town of Bree, Thorin sets a long list of rules for his nephews on what they are not allowed to do. Fili and Kili, being Fili and Kili, make it their job to break all those rules. Of course. WARNING: Futuristic girls, unicorns, Rhosgobel Rabbits, cronuts, and many failed attempts at getting out of trouble are included. Beware!

Short story number 26 - In which past reminiscences leave Thorin a changed character and the company baffled. Can Kíli succeed in returning their king to his normal self?

Thorin and Balin watch as Fili and Kili have a sparring match. A question from Balin triggers a flashback and an answer that comes too easy for Thorin.

This is a sequel of sorts to Letter in Bag End but you don't have to read it to understand this one. A collection fic about Fili and Kili writing letters to their mother throughout their journey. Disclaimer: I own nothing of The Hobbit. Also, if you want, listen to "Out of Air" by Broken Twin when you read the final chapter. I thought it fit perfectly with Dis' reaction.

A one-shot explaining my theory on how Kili knew Fili was going to throw the plate to him when the dwarves clean Bilbo's kitchen and dining room and sing 'Blunt the Knives'. The first part is in past tense (bear with me haven't written in this in a while) and the last scene in present tense.

A short one-shot about what Fili and Kili were doing that they arrived late together right before the dwarves sing Misty Mountain Cold.

What if gold fever in dwarves was like chicken pox in humans, where pretty much everyone gets it? If that's the case, then most of the movie!company were too young to have experienced it when Erebor fell... but what would happen when they retook the mountain and were exposed to all that gold for the first time? Chaos ensues... Includes insane dwarves and an exasperated hobbit.

Kili gets into a little trouble in Rivendell...

Their second night out, Kili helps Bilbo and affirms to himself that showing compassion is better than being jaded.

New to this, but anyway, what the title suggests. Light fic, and meant to be a bit OCCish, after all it's hide and seek!

Fíli and Kíli get just a little bit lost on their way to the meeting in Bag End. Poor Hobbiton isn't quite ready for the likes of the two Dwarvish princes.

The Sequel to Keep the Hobbit Away from the Dwarf Beer, also Thorin gets a new coat.

Sat on watch together, Bilbo and Kíli take the opportunity to discuss beards, the lack of them, and the irresponsibility of youth.

Twenty year old Bilbo finds a rather interesting dog-that's-not-a-dog pup, and takes care of it. Thirty years later, a bunch of dwarves barge into his house and later attempt to kill his dog. Bilbo is not impressed.

"...Should I poke him?"

Bilbo may say he's a Baggins, but he is also a Took, and Tooks are very…eccentric. As our company of Dwarves are about to find out. "What do you mean we're married!" Not Slash!

A very hungry Bilbo Baggins spots something very tasty after a week of near-abstinence in the Elvenking's Halls, but getting his hands on it will not be as easy as he thinks ... UK English