Anamaria Elentari
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Joined 01-21-04, id: 525457
Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.

Wow, when did my profile go all weird? (I've obviously fixed it now).

Anyway, all you need to know is that I love Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Moulin Rouge, Dogma ("shmuck" is now MY word), and many others that I don't feel like listing here. I lovetowrite, but for a REALLY long time, I've been stuck in this angsty rut that I'mtrying to get out of. And I also realized that fanfiction.net is full of crappy MarySues. SO,you're not going to get much out of me. Sorry.

Oh, and I love my friends. I'm sorry I messed up on Opening Night. Love me anyway?

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The Same Woman by Rose-Arwen-Padme reviews
-COMPLETE- Set before LOTR. Aragorn is on his way to Rivendell to finally say the 3 words to Arwen she's been waiting to hear since they first met. But on the way he met a strange elf, returning to Imladris for the same reason.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 41,339 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
A Very Mary Sequel by The Noble Platypus reviews
[Chapter 19 up] Sequel to Mary-Sue Mockfest 2003! Celestina is up to her old tricks; this time sending OOC Legolas to Randi's university! How will she handle this unfortunate development? What will her poor roommate do?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,686 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 1/10/2004
Into The Shadow by The Last Evenstar reviews
Aragorn has been missing for over a year any everyone has given up all hope that he is alive. Everyone - except Arwen. And she'll do anything to save him, even if it means riding into the Shadow herself.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,489 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 2/28/2004 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
Dave E Jones's Locker by The Noble Platypus reviews
Chapter seven up, at long last! Barbossa sends Bootstrap Bill Turner down to Davey Jones's locker... and that is exactly where the half-drowned pirate ends up, in an offbeat kind of way... much to Dave E. Jones's dismay and annoyance. Please R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,164 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/2/2004 - Published: 8/3/2003
The Madcap Adventures of Nigel Pivington Jones by The Noble Platypus reviews
Chapter six up! An author's creation wrekes havoc in her favorite fandoms! It's officially become a crossover from heck, and the fellowship is lost in Hogwarts! OH NO! R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,004 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 8/1/2003
Pancakes! by Huinesoron reviews
Legolas makes pancakes! Fear him! Now including the 'Lost Pancake Tales' saga. PG for mild fantasy pancake-shaped violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 44,696 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/11/2004 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Legolas
Whispers in the Wind by The Last Evenstar reviews
It's Aragorn's birthday, and he's out on the Quest and missing Arwen terribly. A suprise from his beloved takes the form of an uexpected reassurance that gives him the confidence to suceed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
Aragorn's Journal by Princess Consuella Banana reviews
Aragorn's slightly hilarious journal during FotR. NOT copied off Cassandra Calire.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2004 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
It's Not Easy Being Pretty by Princess Consuella Banana reviews
THIS IS A PARODY, and a rather hilarious one, if I do say so myself. Legolas rides to Minas Tirith with a dilemma of grave importance. It's like that thing with the Ring, only worse. Much worse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2004 - Legolas
The Cautionary Tale of Bilbo Baggins by mirari1 reviews
A Very Educational Fable, written to instill some morals into all the wicked people out there. (snicker)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Bilbo B.
The Road Less Traveled by The Last Evenstar reviews
After Elrond discovers their relationship and sends Aragorn away from Rivendell, he and Arwen are desperate to be together. In defiance of her father's wishes, Arwen rides out of Rivendell to find her beloved. Chaos amd fluff ensue. NOW COMPLETE! YAY!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,649 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/13/2004 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Homesick by The Last Evenstar reviews
Newly married Aragorn and Arwen try to adjust to like in Minas Tirith. Are they homesick - or lovesick? Just a big bit of fluff, really.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 2/6/2004 - Published: 2/3/2004 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
Disasters In Waiting by The Last Evenstar reviews
Aragorn returns to Rivendell for the first time since he and Arwen pledged their love in Lorien. They can't keep it a secret from Elrond much longer, but what kind of chaos ensues when they try to break it to him? NOW COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Behind Stone Doors by The Last Evenstar reviews
Arwen grew accustomed to Aragorn's extended absences long ago, but when Gondor is threatened for the first time since the defeat of Sauron, he is forced to leave and Arwen is faced a terrible dilema, as well as a certain unexpected surprise.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,235 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Arwen U., Aragorn
And Then She Knew by The Last Evenstar reviews
A look at the second meeting of Aragorn and Arwen and the story of how they first fell in love. Extreme fluffiness!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
Strawberries and Cream by The Last Evenstar reviews
At an honorary banquet, the remaining members of the Fellowship reflect on courage and loss. Despite this, it is not at all a sad fic, more of a funny one, but also including some seriousness that cannot be ignored.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
A Very Gondor Christmas by The Last Evenstar reviews
When a 'few' unexpected guests show up, Aragorn's and Arwen's quiet family Christmas turns out to be a memorable occasion! And will there be a new addition to Gondor's royal family amidst the chaos? NOW COMPLETE! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,084 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 12/24/2003 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
An Age for Love by The Last Evenstar reviews
Arwen discusses her choice with Aragorn. A VERY fluffy little ficlet I wrote based on my reaction to the movie.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2003 - Arwen U., Aragorn
The Smirking Legolas by Dep. of Elven Pride Protection reviews
He's on his way to the council...but will Legolas be distracted by the Sues? He's on his way to Mount Doom...yet still they come...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Legolas
Elessar and Evenstar Tie the Knot by The Last Evenstar reviews
An elaboration on the one sentance from RotK that describes Aragorn's and Arwen's wedding. What will go wrong? Everything that possibly can! NOW COMPLETE! (Cue: Jump for Joy)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,639 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/11/2003 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Arwen U., Aragorn - Complete
Aryálië by Dep. of Elven Pride Protection reviews
Oh look. Perfect hair, impossible beauty, and ridiculous name. It must be a Sue! Run Legolas!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
Taking the mick by Unhobbity Hobbit reviews
Ahh, my favourite kind of comedy. First up, let's make Mary-Sues look stupid.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Frodo B., Peregrin T.
Loving and Leaving reviews
REVISED - Basically, I thought the first version ("Don't Say We Have Come Now to the End") was crap. So I revised it. Hopefully, I can actually finish it this time. It's about Frodo and how he feels upon his upcoming journey to the Grey Havens.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Frodo B.