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A masochist, sadist, murderer, pyromaniac, zoophile, and necrophiliac were all sitting on a bench toghether bored out of their minds. To break the silence the zoolphile spoke up, "Let's have sex with a cat." He suggested. The sadist spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it." The murderer spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, then kill it." The necrophiliac got excited and spoke. "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, then have sex with it again." The pyromaniac spoke next, "Let's have sex with a cat, tortue it, kill it, have sex with it again, then burn it." They all fell quiet. The masochist then sheepishly smiled at them and said, "Meow."
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.
I hear voices and they don't like you
Smile -- it confuses the enemy
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff...I laugh harder.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
http:///albums/gg169/Sylkie86/Fanart/MPS2.jpg ~for "DMHP": Unexpected Results of Time Travel. Chap 11. (Moony vs Blast-ended Skwert.)
http:///albums/gg169/Sylkie86/Fanart/SL.jpg ~for "Lady starlight so kiss my ass". (Harry and Sirius dancing.)
http:///albums/gg169/Sylkie86/Fanart/PrettyKitty.jpg ~ for "Cherry-Starburst": "Pretty Kitty". (HP/FW/GW.)
http:///albums/gg169/Sylkie86/BloodySkies.jpg ~ for "Toki Mirage": "Bloody Skies". Chap 21. (Cyrus getting fitted for armor.)