Renee the Rabid Squirrel
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Joined 03-23-01, id: 52575
Author has written 11 stories for Dragon Ball Z, X-Men, Dragon Ball Z/Sailor Moon, and Yu-Gi-Oh.
Hi, I'm Renee, a fifteen year-old girl with way too much/not nearly enough time on her hands.

I just want to say thank you to the 53/i> people who have me on their favourites list. Wow, I'm popular! *gapes in shock* Let's not forget the 27 peeps that have me on author alert. Wow...

UPDATES

I'm back in Canada.

You will notice that a great many of my fics are gone. This is partly because ff.net has removed some, and also partly because I removed some so that I KNOW were violating some rules (though I really don't agree with the no script form rule). Anyhow, those that are left I will not be getting rid of myself, and I will not be reposting my old ones here.

You will be able to find some of my old stories at www.adultfanfiction.net, or you can click on my homepage, where eventually all my stories will be held.

I won first place for my story in a contest! It's called "The Last Saskatchewan Pirate", and you can find it by going to the adultfanfiction.net account. I'm not posting it here, in case it violates the rules.

Speaking of racy and raunchines...here's my adultfanfiction.net account!

After These Messages has 6 stories!

Deny Thy Grandfather (etc) has been DELETED. T_T

The Matchmaker is on ch. 6!

Things I'm asking you PLEASE not to do if you want to contact me:

-don't send forwards
-don't ask me to notify you when chapters come out
-don't assume things about me, or say extremely negative aspects about me without sufficient backup
-don't try to convince me to be normal. It's not going to happen.

Things you CAN do when contacting me (if you feel so inclined to do so.

-praise me ^_^
-offer me your valuables and food
-give links to good stories
-give constructive criticism
-ask me to write back

Enjoy reading my stories!

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Aurora by Mouko reviews
Cursed with a tragic birth and no hope, Malik’s life holds only misery. Born in Ancient Egypt, he expects little and receives even less. It was only a matter of time before the darkness itself came for him, with unexpected results. Bakura x Malik
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 116,608 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Marik I., Thief Bakura - Complete
Orion by ThePopTartSpirits reviews
The gang is in their senior year of highschool. Seto Kaiba's life has turned upside down. Yami and Bakura… working together? The mishaps that occur during the last few months of hell with flourescent lighting. Warnings: yaoi, character death, language
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,840 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 4/8/2003
Cause its Friday and I'm in love by Code name Messiah reviews
Rock paper scissors and chocolate truffles can get you into trouble! Our lovely boy pair finaly have some chill time. But what horror might this night bring! Yes I am alive
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,293 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 12/6/2002 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba
Berkinshire by NightHawk921 reviews
Duo a prince? Heero a slave? AU, 2x1, torture
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,867 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/23/2005 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Duo M., Heero Y.
Dreamcatcher by Lomelindi reviews
DISCONTINUED. SEQUEL TO COME WHAT MAY Three thousand years ago, a young king died a most tragic death. Strangely enough, he now haunts every living moment of a troubled CEO's life. Tell me why I keep looking at the stars... SetoYami
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,747 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/7/2005 - Published: 3/17/2004 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi
Everything I've Ever Wanted by Frazzle reviews
Go to mediaminer.org (my username is frazzle) because chapter 6 got messed up when uploaded. Thanks. And yup, I'm back!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,535 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 8/5/2003
Fifty Ways to Make Joey Wheeler's Life Miserable by DarkShadowFlame reviews
Téa never thought she’d have anything in common with Seto Kaiba. She especially didn’t think it’d be homicidal rage directed toward Joey. But every girl has a threshold… and being locked in a bathroom just might push Téa over hers. [slight ST]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,047 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/24/2004 - Published: 8/27/2004 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Who Wants To Date a Millionaire? by Satanic Mechanic reviews
Kaiba corp has hit a low point in sales, what can the desperate company do? Eventual SJ. Gee, I wonder who will win the the contest, hmm? COMPLETE!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,842 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 4/2/2004 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Pseudo Ferocity by catgirl26 reviews
BV Just a regular day in the life of the Saiyan no Ouji, until he finds himself homeless, and challenged to find success in Human society. Things look hopeless, until the intervention of one Bruce Hoffman, fashion designer in need of male models...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,271 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 7/15/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta
Experiment by Borath reviews
Darkshipping. Warning for Swearing Bakura's POV. Go figure Gist: Yami and Bakura get together, fight off a baddie, and end up running a large gay club. Like you do... Chapter 18
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,978 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 9/28/2002 - Yami Bakura, Yami Yūgi
Purple by Picaro reviews
Yami MalikxSeto!(better summary inside) After being turned into the spirit of the millenium rod Yami Malik swears revenge to the pharaoh by seducing the one Yami´s in love with. Or so he thought. Will poor Seto Kaiba be able to survive this mess? XD
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,843 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2004 - Published: 8/19/2003
Rivaled Love by Shi-koi reviews
Yaoi - Yami x Yugi x Seto - Flareshipping - What happens when Seto falls for Yugi only to find out that Yami loves his aibou as well? Why does Yami seem to hate Seto? How does the past affect the future?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,863 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 3/27/2003 - Yūgi M.
Chaos at Work by jade-tiger1 reviews
The yu-gi-oh! gang needs a jod, including the yamis, and what better place is there to work together than at the game store that has just opened. Unfortunately chaos insues as things are revealed and romance blooms
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,302 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 12/7/2002
First Kiss by JudyNFran reviews
Bakura challanges Kaiba to a chess match in hopes of gaining his attentions. [KaibaBakura (Ryou)]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,117 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/20/2004 - Published: 2/27/2004
T·L·C by Azurite reviews
A magical charm grants a wish Anzu makes, but it has an unexpected side effect-- turning her into a kitten! And who should take her home but Mokuba Kaiba! SetoAnzu
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/25/2004
Come What May by Lomelindi reviews
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love... Seth/Atem, ancient Egypt.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 151,587 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/11/2004 - Published: 7/10/2003 - Atem, Set - Complete
Redemption by Honda Katsuya reviews
Honda learns the hard way that you can't run from your troubles. [shonenai] Pairings: KaibaJou, YuugiBakura, OtogiShizuka, HondaJou [Updated!]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Complete
A Moment in Time by Rian1 reviews
You can only love one person, right? After spending a passionate night with Malik, Ryou wonders if he truly knows everything about love. Warnings: Contains yaoi and swearing. Read at your own risk.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,722 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/18/2003 - Published: 2/25/2003
Hate Me, Love me, Kill me by sTaR SNipEr reviews
We take a look into the mind of one of our most beloved charaters. We see how he's changed...and it's not for the best. This is how he feels about his friends betraying him. This is the mind of shadow killer who kills to take away his pain
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,186 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/17/2003 - Published: 1/17/2003
Naming the Flame by Trei reviews
2-16-04: Extreme renovations going on - check back soon!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,726 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/14/2003 - Published: 3/22/2003
Not A Moment To Soon by AnimeFan-Artemis reviews
What would happen if Yami left Seto for Yugi? Everyone worries about how unstable Kaiba is, especially Joey. When Joey's past becomes Seto's future, will the blonde be able to rescue his secret love in time? Or will his past catch up to him? Ch.8 is up
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,135 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/1/2003 - Published: 3/12/2003
Allegro by PhoenixFire Lia reviews
AU 3x4. A smalltown boy's perils and pitfalls as he explores the hazards of being a high school junior in love with an incredibly hot foreign exchange student. And now he's going on the great bowling date and he's gonna ask Trowa out! Yessuh!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,344 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/10/2003 - Published: 11/26/2002
Light Glows Anew by onimushi reviews
Shonen ai. Heero mysteriously leaves Duo for Relena. Wufei to the rescue.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,957 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/6/2003 - Published: 6/7/2003 - Duo M., Wufei C.
Something to Talk About by Dai-onna and Enkidu reviews
Jou/Otogi. After both boys are caught in a compromising position, rumours are spread about them around school, and the two former rivals--Aw, just read the story!! Yaoi. ^_^
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,343 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/10/2003 - Published: 7/2/2003
The Egypt Game by Sunfreak reviews
Egyptian AU. The Pharaoh's got problems, the Tomb Robber's losing it, and the High Priest's found a very interesting new 'friend.' Yaoi.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,868 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 1/27/2003
A Fault from Heaven by digi -n- tomi reviews
Yugi is an Angel sent to Earth to play Cupid for Yami and Anzu. But as soon as he meets Yami, he starts to fall for him. Yaoi, shounen ai. Y/S, Y/Y, and later Y/Y/S. R/J, B/R, and later R/J/B. ***Chapter Four Up***
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,766 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/5/2003 - Published: 4/27/2003
Baka and Bishounen by Bhakti reviews
It doesn't take a miracle for opposites to attract. Only a soccer game, friends, a grocery store, the media, running around in the dark, bewd boxers, aaand don't forget little syblings. ( SJ )
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,328 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2003 - Published: 12/4/2002
Countdown to Armageddon by BitterGrace01 reviews
The gods have created a being Yami to pass judgement on humanity. Yaoi, Yami-angst, lil Seto-angst, very lil Bakura-angst Chapter8: Bakura almost gets himself gutted and other stuff. PG-13 but R for future content. R/R.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,751 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/19/2003 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Yami Yūgi, S. Kaiba
Shadowed Willows by Spyder Webb reviews
All his life they were outcasts and nobody would accept him because he was a little different. At least, until now. Welcome to Shadowed Willows Mental Institution. Pairings inside.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/13/2003 - Published: 3/15/2003
Tricks and Treats by Mally-chan reviews
What happens when Bakura plans a trip for his Hikari and him? A huge stack of assignments a 5 page essay and the romantic adventure of a lifetime! But only if Bakura's tricks dont drive Ryou mad! Yaoi!!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,173 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2003 - Published: 1/28/2003
The Most Unlikely Dare by Mystrana reviews
During a month long summer-school session, Ron dares Hermione to set up the two least likely people. Will Hermione be able to do it? FIC NOW COMPLETE. However, the proper Chapter 25 has been posted, for anyone who was wanting to see what happened!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,860 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/29/2002 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fuugai by Darkangel721 reviews
A Joey/Kaiba fic. Set before the duels at Pegasus's castle. **CHAPTER TWO**
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/14/2002
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The Matchmaker reviews
Ch 6 up! [High school AU] Sophomore student Juuhachi Gero is 'The Matchmaker', putting couples together from different crowds. One day, she moves across Japan to a new highschool, and learns a whole new lesson on people and love. K18, BV, GCC
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,439 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 4/29/2003 - Android 16
The Maddest Kind of Love reviews
^songfic^[One shot in 2 parts] Ryou and his Yami, Bakura have a purely physical relationship that Ryou isn't happy with. For Ryou, things only seem to get worse...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Complete
Innocenti reviews
[Complete!] *My entry for Chibizoo's YGO contest* ~Part 1 of The Seekers trilogy~ Malik, an insane member of a magick-using, sexual group called 'The Seekers' is visited by a pure-hearted, violet-eyed beauty who has powers the group needs to obtain. Yaoi.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Complete
Savage Siren reviews
*Completed!* When a band of pirates invade Bulma's home, her life is changed and after many years she becomes so powerful that her mind threatens to collapse... A/U, B/V, some G/CC and K/18
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 49,853 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/7/2003 - Published: 6/2/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Small Minds In A Vast Universe reviews
*Complete!*Professional bounty hunter Yajirobe must travel to Earth to kidnap the fry-pan princess. With a rival bounty hunter, a fortune teller, and two newlywed men getting in the way (not to mention the rebels), this won't be an easy mission.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 36,866 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/14/2003 - Published: 7/28/2002 - Yajirobe, Goku - Complete
Joey's The Name reviews
*one shot songfic* Tristan walks into an ice cream parlour and finds Mai Valentine in tears. She was dating Joey... but someone stole him! Who did it? How much ice cream can Mai eat? Will Tristan figure it out? Read and see!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Complete
What If reviews
*Suspended* It's almost the same dragonballz timeline, with a few changes. Trunks stayed after killing Freeza, Goku got a makeover, and the androids? You'll have to find out. Rated lower due to there's only a few f-words and everything else is pg13
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,238 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2003 - Published: 11/8/2002 - Android 16, Krillin
I'm Like A Bird reviews
/Prequel to Longing/*songfic, one shot with multiple chapters* Unable to concentrate at work, Seto Kaiba goes to the game shop to take a break...and ends up getting into something even more complicated. Yugi/Seto.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,328 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 10/21/2002 - Published: 9/2/2002 - Complete
Life Is So Cruel To Us. reviews
Two people...one with no experience with love, and one whom which love has almost broken, are tied together by one thing...jealousy of others with better lives. Vegeta/Ami pairing. Complete:)
Dragon Ball Z/Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,338 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2002 - Published: 7/23/2001 - Complete
Elvis Returns! reviews
*In the process of being edited, still complete though* Bulma gets tired of Yamucha, so for fun, decides to play a trick on Vegeta. Yamucha gets jealous, and things go horribly wrong...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,271 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/14/2002 - Published: 6/12/2001 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Battle for the Psychiator reviews
What would happen if Toad joined the X-Men in disguise as someone else? This is my first x-men fic, and I actually did this at the beginning of gr. 8. Please review and I hope you like it. *complete*
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2001 - Published: 6/27/2001 - Complete