Poll: Is Kanda OOC? Vote Now!
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and D.Gray-Man.
I can't say much about myself. My father is monitoring my online activities and taking the chance to lecture me when I say anything about him. Try visiting my homepage. It leads to my deviantArt account.
Quotes that crack me up.
"No, that's a naturally occurring bird." ~ Siti Flo, regarding birds
"Fly into the net! Fly into the net!... it flew into the net..." ~ Rick, regarding the cicada
"Mine is longer, but his can stand up suddenly." ~ my brother dearest, regarding umbrellas
"Go find your brother a nice shirt." ~ my mother in the women department
"Sometimes he even wakes up to ask me intelligent questions." ~ Pn. Eng, regarding my brother dearest
"It's the year of Annuar." ~ Ceddy, regarding buttsex.
"Best cure for hypotension? Watch Prison Break." ~ Faye, regarding low blood pressure.
"If there's an elephant in your front yard, go through the back door." ~ Pn Eng, regarding nucleophilic substitution
"I play with my wife every night." ~ Onion, regarding his phone
"When I want to do it, I can't get in. When I get in, I don't know how to do it. When I almost finished, I suddenly can't get in anymore." ~Louis, regarding an online quiz
"They're too busy being sexy." ~ Adam, regarding non-uniformed students in school
"You're like a vampire, only you don't bite people, you smell them." ~Ricky, regarding me.
"If Edward turned into a Kotex, I'd salute Meyer forever." ~me, regarding a vampire joke.
"Single sex schools are better than co-ed schools because in co-ed schools, there is sex." ~one of my debaters, during debate.
"We'll have a ten minute debate. You've a minute to prepare, one minute speeches then 30 second reply speech. First gov shall say 'Good morning to the floor. I would like to support the motion today, and well, you're all wrong!'" ~Cedric, regarding the last ten minutes of debate club.
"OMFG my secretary is with another president!"~Lee Huay, referring to the president of another Judo club and me.
"My watch is the dominant watch." ~ Ms Ho regarding the time
"Soil milk?" ~ Onion, regarding Soy milk
"She's 19, she can watch pornography." ~Mom, regarding me when watching a racy scene in a movie.
"You Kailan. I Kangkung." ~ Lucas, cold. cold. cold joke. But I laughed.
If under any circumstance my real life friends have found this account, I just need to say: And you thought you were weird?
That's... all I have to say.
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