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Joined 01-22-04, id: 525845, Profile Updated: 01-11-10
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and D.Gray-Man.

I can't say much about myself. My father is monitoring my online activities and taking the chance to lecture me when I say anything about him. Try visiting my homepage. It leads to my deviantArt account.


Quotes that crack me up.

"No, that's a naturally occurring bird." ~ Siti Flo, regarding birds

"Fly into the net! Fly into the net!... it flew into the net..." ~ Rick, regarding the cicada

"Mine is longer, but his can stand up suddenly." ~ my brother dearest, regarding umbrellas

"Go find your brother a nice shirt." ~ my mother in the women department

"Sometimes he even wakes up to ask me intelligent questions." ~ Pn. Eng, regarding my brother dearest

"It's the year of Annuar." ~ Ceddy, regarding buttsex.

"Best cure for hypotension? Watch Prison Break." ~ Faye, regarding low blood pressure.

"If there's an elephant in your front yard, go through the back door." ~ Pn Eng, regarding nucleophilic substitution

"I play with my wife every night." ~ Onion, regarding his phone

"When I want to do it, I can't get in. When I get in, I don't know how to do it. When I almost finished, I suddenly can't get in anymore." ~Louis, regarding an online quiz

"They're too busy being sexy." ~ Adam, regarding non-uniformed students in school

"You're like a vampire, only you don't bite people, you smell them." ~Ricky, regarding me.

"If Edward turned into a Kotex, I'd salute Meyer forever." ~me, regarding a vampire joke.

"Single sex schools are better than co-ed schools because in co-ed schools, there is sex." ~one of my debaters, during debate.

"We'll have a ten minute debate. You've a minute to prepare, one minute speeches then 30 second reply speech. First gov shall say 'Good morning to the floor. I would like to support the motion today, and well, you're all wrong!'" ~Cedric, regarding the last ten minutes of debate club.

"OMFG my secretary is with another president!"~Lee Huay, referring to the president of another Judo club and me.

"My watch is the dominant watch." ~ Ms Ho regarding the time

"Soil milk?" ~ Onion, regarding Soy milk

"She's 19, she can watch pornography." ~Mom, regarding me when watching a racy scene in a movie.

"You Kailan. I Kangkung." ~ Lucas, cold. cold. cold joke. But I laughed.


If under any circumstance my real life friends have found this account, I just need to say: And you thought you were weird?

That's... all I have to say.

Update: 04/05/2009

I change Polls about once every month or so. Please check regularly to vote.

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The Decoding by Aduro reviews
Third in The Code trilogy. Draco's a genius who denounced Voldemort and was disowned. Now he's staying at the Order, helping find the rest of the Horcruxes while trying to keep his sanity. He might learn a lot there...if he lets himself. Will be DG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 251,864 - Reviews: 2100 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Draco M., Bill W.
Those who do not belong by seasnake.756 reviews
Situated 100 years after DGM, time has left Allen behind and on a starry winter night, he meets Dumbledore.No longer a oneshot. Xover with Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,273 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Albus D., Allen Walker
The Dead Man in the Lab by Sameuspegasus reviews
There's a dead man in Booth's interrogation room, and he's having an argument with an angel of the Lord. AU Post Season 5 SPN.Gen, veering dangerously towards Dean/Cas.
Crossover - Supernatural & Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 56,229 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Dean W., L. Sweets - Complete
My God by Stephfunky reviews
Hidan is faithful to his religion and he loves his god - literally. Slash/Yaoi, X-over Naruto/Hp, Cross-gen pairing, Dark!Harry, and cross series pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,473 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Harry P., Hidan
They All Fall Down by JadeOokami reviews
There was the softest sound from the window; he spun his head to look. He found, much to his alarm, a figure cloaked in black crouching down and balanced precariously on the sill. "I did not expect to run into a exorcist here." -Complete-
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 261,184 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Harry P., Allen Walker - Complete
Fallen by Mana-Garmr reviews
DISCONTINUED. Sequel to The Reaper. Crossover fic that talks about Axel's childhood, continues with Reno's story. M/M, Yaoi. Individual chapter warnings inside.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Shen long by Yiroma reviews
GWHP. Harry didn't realise the effects of being a magical Animagus until he shifted into a chinese dragon. 500 years in the future, Wufei visits his family home in China, and ends up meeting the rather unique guardian of the Long clan. Harry05. New ch1&2!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,038 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Harry P., Wufei C.
The Madness of the Hitokiri by Kitsanken reviews
Set during the revolution, towards the end, Saito and Battousai confront each other---with shocking results---(No, it isn't your imagination. After a year of being on hiatus, this story has FINALLY been UPDATED!) Part 10 ready to be viewed. x Enjoy.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,515 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/14/2004 - Published: 1/10/2003 - Kenshin, Saitou
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Fight the Good Fight, Finish the Race reviews
The Black Order suspects there are Innocence at Hogwarts. They want to retrieve it, but refuse to get caught in the war. They send a magic wielding exorcist to the school as a teacher. He happens to be Kanda Yuu, and Allen is his apprentice.
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,421 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Harry P., Kanda Yuu
Three and then one reviews
The three instances when Madarao and Tokusa really had a chance to talk and then one. Spoiler warning for 187. Character death
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Madarao, Tokusa
Dark Lord Chronicles reviews
Why did Tom turn dark? I think there's someone pulling his strings. TomOC. First of two.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Interesting Day reviews
Rated for safety. Dudley ogles Harry while Harry does the chores.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.