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Joined 10-25-13, id: 5260497, Profile Updated: 04-03-17
Author has written 2 stories for Drawn Together, and South Park.

My fictionpress account has the same name.

Mainly I like offensive cartoons like South Park, Family Guy and Drawn Together. Not really into pairings, though Kyman can sometimes be pretty funny. Fan fiction is a pastime for me, cuz I love writing. I have a taste for anti jokes, particularly the non-PC ones. If you don't like what I write, please don't be an arsehole and read my other stuff just for the sake of disliking that as well. People like that really get on my tits.

I'm a sixteen-year-old English stereotype, complete with a genuine interest in the weather and an annoying upper-class accent.

As far as my fanfics go, it's mainly going to be South Park, though I do want to do other stuff. Other than Craig Junior and Military Intelligence, I have several other ideas for South Park (predominantly non-slash), and a few others based around Family Guy, Don't Starve and The Sims. Most of these ideas are half-baked, but I will get basic plots done before I start putting up chapters, and I'm not going to be working on lots of fics at once. In the future, I would also like to do some stuff based on The Boondocks, Futurama, Misfits, Robot Chicken, and possibly Archer, Rick & Morty, Not Going Out and Robot Chicken.

NOTES
- Craig Junior will have a total of 15 chapters
- Military Intelligence is a long-term project and will have at least 100 chapters. Yes, guys, it's going to be an epic
- Any new fics won't be out until Craig Junior is done
- I tend to change the narrator every chapter
- Kyle is my favourite South Park character
- Foxxy is my favourite Drawn Together character
- Lois is my favourite Family Guy character
- Wilson is my favourite Don't Starve character
- I get wayyy too emotionally invested with my sims

Chapter 9 for Craig Junior will be from Hero's POV
Chapter 6 for Military Intelligence will be from Cartman's POV

WARNING: I'm friggin' slow at updating.

My fics, faves, and whatever else are below. And if you've read this far, then...wow.


Update 01/03/2016: I'm finally back! Um, yeah, my laptop broke and we didn't get it fixed for like...a year. Sorry about that, whoever actually cares. I'll get right onto the next Military Intelligence chapter this weekend. (Butters: "Yeah, and if you believe that I've got a big floppy wiener to dangle in your face.")

Update 03/04/2017: So now I'm an IB student, I've got barely any spare time to write, but I'll be getting back into the swing of things when I feel less like I want to jump off the nearest building pressurised by my education. Yes, I still want to continue Military Intelligence and Craig Junior.

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New Game by MODunit reviews
SPOILER WARNING. "That's the point of experimentation. Mix stuff together and see what happens."
Don't Starve - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,454 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Maxwell/William C., Wilson H., Willow, Wendy
Drawn Together Season 4 by dcatpuppet reviews
4 years after the movie, Richard Fen decided to give Drawn Together another season of their show! And in this season, there will be a few new faces, some bizarre adventures, and a few twists. Rated for drug use, language, possible sexual themes, and MPREG which will start in episode 3. I'll need help naming some episodes so give me ideas in the comments!
Drawn Together - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,070 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014
Elmer's Glue From Hell by X180 reviews
Kyle didn't want this. But Tweek just had to go and screw everything up once again. TWYLE BECAUSE IT'S SUPER DUPER CUTE. Short and Stupid!
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Tweek T., Kyle B.
The Wise and the Lovely by shrunkpunk reviews
It's a lonely Christmas Eve for Pete but Mike shows up with a gift that might brighten his night.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Red Goth, Vampir M. - Complete
Life by TheNewIdea reviews
Brian Griffin is seventeen (81 in human years), a recent convert and dying of a rare heart disease. With only a few days left, Brian decides to do one final act in an effort to save his soul. Rated T for religious references and character death. This is not a Brewie story, meaning there is no strong feelings between Brian and Stewie during this story. That is not the point.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,826 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Brian G. - Complete
The Reformation of Fart Boy by hollycomb reviews
Five times South Park has brought Kyle to the brink of sanity and Stan has brought him back.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,272 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Earplugs Would Have Been Better by Riona reviews
I can't tell you who I am, or where I live. Or maybe I can? Jiggy McCue, Brook Farm Estate. That was actually pretty easy. Anyway, this is the story of the day I got possessed by an alien, which was probably only about the third-worst day of my life.
Jiggy McCue series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,816 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Jiggy - Complete
Unexpected by MarshieMello-Cookies reviews
Cartman listens in on Stan and Kyle in the bedroom, and is quite surprised at what he hears.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Colorado Boys by MarshieMello-Cookies reviews
A Parody of Katy Perry's 'California Gurls'
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Ookee Mouth by JoyHeart reviews
One shot; Kyle said it was impossible, Kenny proved him wrong. WARNING: spit swapping, no slash
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Blue Balls by Azu Luna reviews
Cartman took the last blue one and Kyle is determined to get it back, no matter what. You'll never look at gumballs the same way again.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
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Military Intelligence reviews
The Government has suddenly decided that young children should know how to use a gun. After losing Kenny, Cartman is suspicious of the new kid in school, and finds himself in the middle of internet speculations.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
Craig Junior reviews
Wow, I couldn't believe there were so few DT fanfics on this site. This one's about Xandir's ex, Craig, who was mentioned in a few confessional gags. I've just got a synopsis so far, so I will see how it goes. The POV will change each chapter. This is my first fanfic, so feedback will be appreciated.
Drawn Together - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Foxxy, Xandir