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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Beauty, good, and evil vary by separate eyes and views and the minds that comprehend them.

I've restarted this account like five times now, I gotta stop this nonsense.

My Ao3 Account contains some of my other stories. I'm lazy as fuck, so it takes me a long ass time to post stories on both account once I post it on one. I prefer FFN over Ao3 to write and post, so most of my stories end up here unless I'm scared it goes against the guidelines such as my Fri-fucking-Day Night fic that I posted on Ao3. If the link to my account on Ao3 doesn't work, just search for DoctaVodka on Ao3 or PM me for the link.


I, Vodka, have been sorted into Slytherin at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry!

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Exile by Kizmuth reviews
Rin is exiled from Assiah and must live in Gehenna with his demon family whether he likes it or not. He has to survive court, politics, leers, the fact that his father is Satan, but more importantly the fact that his brothers have taken it upon themselves to help him out. Naturally, this is a soap opera that takes itself seriously.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,572 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 11/12 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Rin O., Amaimon, Satan, Lucifer
A Prince and His Pride by Hexcraft reviews
Fourth son to the King, Prince Arthur leads a life of luxury and lazing around. That is, until a dragon is sighted nearby. But dragons only kidnap princesses, right? Meanwhile, Alfred has just moved into the area and is quickly smitten with the young Prince, who won't give him the time of day. His only hope is to don some armor and try to sweep Arthur off his feet. MA. For Foofie88
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,358 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11/6 - Published: 9/10/2014 - England/Britain, America
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 265,937 - Reviews: 6352 - Favs: 6,775 - Follows: 7,481 - Updated: 10/28 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
Russian Republic by Coco Gash Jirachi reviews
Future human world AU. FACE family. Russia and China invade and conquer America, taking many of its citizens as hostages back to Russia as prisoners of war, and to sell them off as slaves. Purchased by none other than Ivan Braginski are the Bonnefoys. But are Ivan's intentions as sinister as they first appear? FULL SUMMARY, WARNINGS AND PAIRINGS INSIDE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,114 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 3/16/2014 - America, Russia, Canada
Primitive Liars by Nilahxapiel reviews
Light is a being of intellect, not of instinct; however, he may be starting to understand that the two are not mutually exclusive. While he struggles to define himself in an unjust world, a new Kira holds society - along with a couple other valuable things - hostage. (Omegaverse AU. L/Light, Matt/Mello/Near, and others.)
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 217,142 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Light Y., L, Near, Mello
World's Worst Vampire by PurplePatchwork reviews
Alfred struggles at being a vampire, until he gets help from a rather obscure demon. Rated M for blood, dark and sexual themes, and a lot of insanity. Monster (highschool) AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 174,971 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/11/2016 - Published: 12/11/2014 - America, Russia - Complete
Dreams and Darkness Collide by Epic Solemnity reviews
AUSLASH! Though he was raised without the expectation of saving the world, Harry still possesses a savior complex. Only, it's so dark and twistedly immoral, he created an alter ego to practice vigilantism. His second identity makes a name for himself and immediately ensnares Minister Riddle's complete and obsessive attention. A game of cat and mouse begins and morals are questioned
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 215,747 - Reviews: 2407 - Favs: 3,149 - Follows: 3,596 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 5/16/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Kingsley S.
Oh, Brother by TinkanaiT32 reviews
America has a habit of putting himself into world affairs all for the sake of World Peace. His newest plan is to bring all the nations together for the holidays and spread the cheer. Prussia and Canada are the most reluctant to join in the festivities, but they couldn't quite complain when each event only brought them closer. America's interference just might do some good for once
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,843 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Prussia, Canada] - Complete
Invisible Man by Rendered Reversed reviews
!Harry-is-not-the-BWL!AU! Harry doesn't need the Potter family Invisibility Cloak to be invisible. With an unblemished forehead, he fades into the background—utterly ordinary. Voldemort begs to differ. Oneshot; LV/HP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,360 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 168 - Published: 12/5/2015 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Love Library by Cashmerella reviews
Alfred is a university jock who falls head over heels for the school's handsome Russian librarian, who finds his constant flirting and immature attitude irksome. Can love blossom in this zany comedy as Al and friends attempt to woo Ivan? AmeRus with CanPru on the side, rated T for language and sexual implications.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,603 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 9/28/2014 - America, Russia, Canada, Prussia
Just To Complicate Things by killerkitty15 reviews
Takes place after my story Forbidden (which you may or may not need to read in order for my AU to make sense...?) Alfred is constantly assumed he's gay just because his dads are, he denies it but a certain Korean is starting to look more and more tempting..Gilbert and Matthew finally have a thing and haven't been caught yet but a bump in their relationship maybe the end of all that
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,160 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 8/13/2013 - [Canada, Prussia] [America, South Korea]
The Dirty Name by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
Naruto's parents are the worst people in the world. In which his name came from a different book. Complete and utter parody. (A collaboration one-shot with EndoplasmicPanda)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 145 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Scarlet by Korvon reviews
Dex reverts to having only childhood memories. Early on, in that room full of blood, he panics and falls to the ground. Hitting his head on the edge of an armoire, gets knocked unconscious and wakes up with amnesia, not remembering anything after his mom was killed. (Takes place in the episode Seeing Red. This could be considered a regression fic, but that was never the focus).
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Dexter M., Debra M., J. Doakes - Complete
Mr Kirkland by xoBlackIcex reviews
Alfred always had a creepy feeling about his new neighbor Mr. Kirkland ever since the odd man moved in across the street. But Alfred never actually had the chance to meet him until one night his mom invites him over to welcome him to the neighborhood. Somehow he & the Englishmen are left alone together & Alfred sees first hand just how creepy the man really is. Continued! UKUS AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 79,095 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 9/25/2015 - Published: 6/2/2013 - [America, England/Britain] Japan, Canada
Piers the beagle by xxLOSTINSHIPPINGxx reviews
Piers is a lovable beagle puppy who, suffers from an abusive owner but someone comes and makes his life better.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Jake M., Piers N.
Guardian of His Heart by RusCan Fables reviews
Shamed by his father, the True King of Solstice, Ivan must find himself a bride all on his own and regain his right to the throne. Though over a year later this task itself proves to be impossible with the rumors that float about him Ivan starts to lose hope. But one strange young man is convinced that he can help Ivan find a bride, and maybe even love. Mpreg. Full sum on Profile.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 162,614 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 7/3/2013 - [Russia, Canada] France
The Rise of a Dark Lord by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice. Ten years later Harry shows him just how wrong he was. With little regard for most, Harry makes a name for himself at Hogwarts, and shows everyone that he is far more than just the BWL. In doing that he attracts the attention of the Dark Lord, making Voldemort believe that the Boy-Who-Lived could be far more than an enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 239,985 - Reviews: 4738 - Favs: 10,057 - Follows: 10,936 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
One Season by Reda reviews
Sequel to "One Month" Prussia and Canada have spent a season together and it is now spring. New life. New beginnings. And new challenges to face. When Prussia is confronted with an old love, his heart gets torn in two, and old memories pull him away from the one who truly loves him. Will Canada let him go or will he chase after the one he loves more than anything in the world?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,570 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 2/10/2013 - [Prussia, Canada]
Long Way for Gold by nvouix reviews
[AU, Summary included.] "This isn't the life for me, Matthew. It isn't for you either." He gripped the age worn leather-bound in his hands. "I'm going to chase these silly stories and make them mine. I'll find us gold any way I have to. Even as a pirate."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,978 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 4/10/2014 - [America, Russia] England/Britain, Canada
EatSleepWorkRepeat by SpicyTomato reviews
AU in which Alfred is forced to relive the same day over and over. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,498 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [England/Britain, America]
Countdown by planxtary reviews
A world where everyone has a countdown above their head, indicating when they are going to die. A rule that fate cannot be messed with, for if someone does not die when they are supposed to, someone else will die in their place. And a boy who could not help but save the blond he saw on the street with only five minutes left to live.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,697 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 9/27/2014 - [America, England/Britain] Canada
The Smell of Spray Paint by Mushrooms Of Gold reviews
Tired of feeling ignored and overlooked, Matthew Williams does something he knows will get attention. He runs away. Cold and alone, he finds himself in Berlin where he meet cocky, homeless street artist Gilbert. With no other choice, Matthew takes refuge in Gilbert's kindness... But what will he do when he starts to harbour romantic feelings for him? Cover image credit: Jaesch
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 111,304 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 8/18/2014 - [Canada, Prussia] - Complete
Twisted Love by killerkitty15 reviews
Matthew is abused at home and cuts himself for comfort, Gilbert and his brother moved to America because of his troubled and violent past. What happens when they befriend each other and will it all be worth it when their worlds come crashing down on them? NOTE: Not related to my story "Just to Complicate Things" serious warnings inside PLEASE read warnings!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,900 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Canada, Prussia
Lullaby by VioletLolitaPop reviews
"It was just for a few laughs," he says while staring at the blood splattered on his clothing. "We figured it was just another stupid game." .:Human!AU/Demons/Occult/Non-Con/Dub-Con:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,728 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 7/10/2011 - America, Russia
Show Me Yours and I'll Show You Mine by Hexcraft reviews
Alfred's a jock and Arthur's a punk and neither of them think that mix would go particularly well. When the chance arises, however, the boys strike a deal for a little test run. Rated: MA
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,667 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 5/21/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
My Husband is a Spy by Daughter Of The Revolution reviews
Ivan and Alfred have a good life; a nice big house in a safe little neighborhood, two cars, a stable marriage now going on for 6 years, and of course steady income on both ends. The thing is though; said steady income is coming in through government appointed missions. We're talking KGB vs CIA. RusAme. Longshot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,302 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/30/2014 - [America, Russia] - Complete
Seventeen Years by Rendered Reversed reviews
!Reincarnation!AU! Voldemort is a day old when he realizes those blasted muggles named him "Tom." It takes him a year to realize who his twin might possibly be-that is, his old nemesis, Harry Potter. Oneshot, LV/HP INCEST SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,989 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 315 - Published: 7/2/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
lost in your rock and roll by Kiyoshi Kitana reviews
Instantly Matthew sees that he isn't the only person compelled to stare at the sway of his brother's hips. [sexy drunk dancing][amecan]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2014 - America, Canada - Complete
Mirror Mirror Man by RusCanWonderland reviews
Ivan has lost his one love to mortality and the wizard will stop at nothing to get him back. When he ventures into the dark world of mirrors to try and retrieve his love from the dead he becomes trapped inside one. Centuries later Matthew returns, but he doesn't remember Ivan at all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Russia, Canada - Complete
All shall be well in Asgard by IkolLaufeydottir reviews
What if Odin Allfather had allowed Laufey to keep his son? On the condition that once Thor came of age, they would be married, and their kingdoms united? A Roleplay between a friend and I. I do not own the avengers, nor am I profiting from writing this... I just love Thor, Loki, and thorki! Rated M/MA. Possible smut/adventure/action/crossdressing/mpreg in the future! Please review!
Thor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,066 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Thor, Loki
Giving In by bufffycat reviews
Gilbert goes for a walk after the international meeting and discovers something completely unexpected. Warnings for lemon, blood, and death. Written for a DA contest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2014 - [Prussia, Canada] - Complete
Pure No More by XxTwistedEverAfterxX reviews
Famine is the call of the Wendigo, blood is its invitation, and burning flesh at the stake is its craving. In a small Puritan village, Matthew is a simple butcher trying to keep his relationship with Alfred secret, but with the cold autumn killing crops and a looming hunger casting a shadow over the village, his sinful love is not the only thing he has to hide. AmeCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2014 - America, Canada - Complete
Geeks in Love by Little Octopus reviews
It's Valentines Day, and Arthur gets a special thing for Alfred, but after shopping, Alfred is nowhere to be found! Has he forgotten Arthur on one of the most important days of their year? Sassy!Arthur, USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Struck by Hexcraft reviews
As a Guardian Angel, it's Arthur's job to protect humans from harm. But when he's struck by lightning and crashes in an alleyway in NYC, it takes has-been hero Alfred Jones to get him back on his wings. While Arthur heals from his injuries, he discovers that his hero perhaps means more to him than other humans, and learns that Alfred has his own wounds to overcome.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 144,631 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 3/12/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Mine by BananaStudMuffin reviews
Pitch gets possessive after he comes along with Jack to Jack's work place. Pretty much PWP, Pitch is 17. Oneshot.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
A Tale of Demons and Pirates by Takara Phoenix reviews
Demon hunters Hazel and Nico are send to find two missing demons, because the kingdom suffers. Percy the water demon wants adventure, so he grabs the fire demon Leo and leaves to see the world. They end up as sex-slaves on a pirate ship. Will Hazel and Nico rescue the demons and find love? Nico/Percy slash, Frank/Hazel/Leo threesome, Nicercy & Frazeleo, submissive!demons Leo&Percy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,680 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - [Percy J., Nico A.] [Hazel L., Leo V.] - Complete
Rule of Thumb by D3athz-C4lling reviews
Never interrupt a geek in the middle of his game time. Arthur learns this the hard way when he chucks Alfred's game console out the window in a fit of rage. Sequel to the sequel of Geek in the Black and White.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,725 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Animal Instincts by Headless Duke reviews
A simple one-shot about two mutants getting frisky. Rusame , Omegaverse , rated M for some man on man action.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/31/2013 - America, Russia
Innocent on the Top, Slutty on the Bottom by A.Eelif reviews
Italy absolutely hates Germany's training sessions, but he knows a sure fire way to get out of training. This method works everytime. GerIta, yaoi, PWP
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,538 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/7/2013 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
You're my Bitch by Shinigami-cat reviews
He knew he should have watched what he said. If he did, then he wouldn't be in this situation. Maybe next time he'll remember who exactly wears the pants in their relationship. One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Jason meets the Werebear by Headless Duke reviews
Alfred F. Jones was Halloweentown's biggest joke. The other monsters dare him to go into the home of the horrible Were-Bear, also known as Ivan Braginsky and get a lock of his fur. Sadly for him, he gets caught. Hetaween, Rusame
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/12/2013 - America, Russia - Complete
Three of a Kind by Headless Duke reviews
America hated the horrid past between him and his dear boyfriend, Russia. One day he finally find's England's spell book and a way to rid them both of the memories and earn back the trust that he thought would always be lost. The only bad thing is... he can't really read Latin correctly... Wait... Why are there three Russians? Rusame, Canonverse
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,984 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/3/2013 - America, Russia - Complete
Infatuated by bye sora reviews
He never had a problem like this on his life, but of course there's a first time for everything and he became infatuated by a student turning is life into a living inner turmoil inferno. What can he do if the infatuation keeps growing and it may be reciprocate? School AU, teacher Alfred and student Ivan relationship issues. [americaxrussia, human verse]. Rated M for precaution.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,170 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Behind These Bars by D3athz-C4lling reviews
Sequel to Geek in the Black and White. Just when Officer Kirkland thought he could leave the embarrassing incident behind, a certain ex-con awaits him in the interrogation room once again. Is it fate…or precise planning from the geek in the bomber jacket?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,602 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/13/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
wanting by Falsebound Wings reviews
Matt want's Matthew but Matthew is with Alfred, How will Matt get Matthew? (summary sucks, first threesome fic... 2pCanada X 1pCanada X 2pAmerica)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
Not all treasure is silver and gold by PixieDust291 reviews
Alfred, a cat boy, is saved by the most unlikely man. A human pirate who takes him aboard his ship and offers him a deal. At first Alfred is reluctant but after some convincing, and some mind blowing kisses, Alfred agrees all to happily. Pirate UK x Younger cat boy US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,804 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/8/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Caught In Between by Takara Phoenix reviews
Between 'Son of Magic' and 'Son of Neptune' - Where Alabaster finally meets Percy face to face. But faced with an amnesic Percy, what will the son of Hecate do? Perhaps not quite what he had planned for that encounter... Alabaster/Percy slash
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,553 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/21/2012 - [Percy J., Alabaster T.] Dr. Claymore - Complete
Shorts by FrUKing Awesome Canadian Hero reviews
Matthew's sexy shorts are driving Alfred insane. What else is a hero to do when he can think of nothing but pounding his gorgeous brother right there on the living room floor? AmeCan, incest, heavy smut, and severe M rating. Written for the awesome Wiwiun!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/3/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
The American Dream by lightinthehall reviews
Alfred's full, clear voice snaps at the recruits like a loud whip. He should be watching everyone but his eyes are drawn to that one man and how he immediately brings his hand to a salute - not weakly, not overdone - just beautiful. He'll have to keep an eye on this one. Prompt: Matthew in American army uniform, AmeCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
At The Dinner Table by MasochisticKitten reviews
"Please, don't fight with Ludwig in public." "And if I do?" "I'll make you regret it." During dinner, Gilbert acts out twice. Matthew believes the wine has gotten to his head some as an idea hatches in his mind to make him behave some. PruCan. Smutty-ness. Human names used hints as GerIta, and only talk of Spamano. Rated M for a reason ;D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Starships by PixieDust291 reviews
Blind and held prisoner, Arthur finds himself at the mercy of Alfred, a space pirate with a truly curious crew. Alfred is determined to seduce Arthur, and Arthur fears his resolve won't last. His duty is clear, but so is his desire. As the days tick by Arthur begins to question what loyalty means. He begins to realize that being a prisoner may actually set him free.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,075 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Lust takes it all by bye sora reviews
Demon Alfred lusts heavily for the mysterious man on the bar. Said man turns to be an angel that ends controlling his needs. Demon Alfred x Angel Ivan/ boyxboy sex/ mid. violence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,158 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Lessening a Pirate's Desires Pirate EnglandxCanada by HitachiinElephant reviews
Matthew finds himself on a ship. A pirate ship. And it's not just any pirate ship. It's Captain Arthur Kirkland's pirate ship from the past. Rated M for smut and foul language. I'm sorry if the title sucks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/16/2012 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
A Lesson in Manners by Demand Truth reviews
Peter Pan AU. Captain Kirkland is the bravest pirate on the seven seas, and there is no quest too risky when treasure is at stake. His mystical map leads him to Never Land, and to the greatest treasure of all: an unmannerly pixie-boy named Alfred. UKUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,456 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/28/2012 - America, England/Britain
Heat by KiaraNox reviews
With the need running through his veins Mathew's jugement might have been hindered. oh well. That will not stop a certain prussian from claiming him. two-shot. Prucan. mentions of USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Erotic Ambassador to the World by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
England has a bit of a reputation for kinkiness. The rest of the world hopes to god it's true. M for sexual fantasies. One-sided World/England implied USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/15/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Trick is Always Better by MusicoftheNight008 reviews
Matthew just finished getting ready for the Halloween party when Alfred happened upon him...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Slave of Slaves by Zaphodiop reviews
"He is a slave to the slaves to Federalism." Short drabble on America. Warning: Political. Don't like don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/8/2011 - America - Complete
Goodbye, Papa by coeurgryffondor reviews
Francis has one request before Arthur sends him back: a chance to say goodbye to Matthew. / 1763. I enjoyed being able to use my knowledge of French on this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
British Logic by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America and England are bored in a meeting with their bosses. Very bored. England, being the erotic ambassador and all, comes up with an "obvious" solution: hand jobs under the table. USUK. Smut. Unfair amounts of fluff. Deannon from the Kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Death of Today by Epic Solemnity reviews
COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 500,882 - Reviews: 8199 - Favs: 8,001 - Follows: 4,046 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] Lily Evans P., Lucius M. - Complete
Can't Handle me by BeautyInTheLibrary reviews
Gilbert takes Matthew to his favorite club in hopes of showing his new friend a damn good time with music, great beer and chicks! / Rate M for smut, pole dancing, AU/ PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/15/2011 - [Prussia, Canada] - Complete
Geek in the Black and White by D3athz-C4lling reviews
Having caught the notorious Alfred F. Jones, all there was left to do was get a confession out of him – something investigator and interrogator Arthur Kirkland specializes in. But be careful, officer, pride comes before the fall…Prisoner!USXPolice!UK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/1/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Pirate's Life for Me by IlluminatedShadow reviews
In which Matthew is upset over the lack of born and bred Canadian pirates, Alfred makes things worse, and Arthur and Alfred decide to role-play as pirates to get back into Matthew's good graces. There is also a boat involved. US/UK/Canada threesome.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,342 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/8/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Scheming Weasel by J. Froste reviews
It's Valentine's Day and strange things are afoot at Canada's house. Ludwig ponders a lot. Gilbert is making something weird in the kitchen. Matthew is… plotting deviously? prussiaxcanada LJ comm. exchange fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Not If You Like It by xDemonKit reviews
Because everyone knows that England likes being dominated. -yaoi, lemon scented, RussiaxEngland/IvanxArthur-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Russia, England/Britain - Complete
The Holiday Gift by xDemonKit reviews
Why, oh why was he given that of all presents in the world! Someone was doing that on purpose! Sometimes life is just so frustrating when you're Gilbert. -yaoi, lemon, PrussiaxCanada/GilbertxMatthew, PWP-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Part of the Family by Darkfire75 reviews
FranceCanadaEngland. Matthew wasn’t sure when it began, but he was sure he didn’t want it to stop.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
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Blue reviews
The war was over and Harry Potter, the Man-Who-Defeated-The-Dark-Lord, didn't know what to do with himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/16 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
(Ignorance is) Bliss reviews
When the Dursley's plan a trip to Spain, they can't find someone to watch Harry. Instead of taking him with, however, they toss him at the nearest orphanage. At seven, Harry was abandoned by the only family he ever knew. He finds no friends or no new family there. In 1991, Minerva McGonagall arrives to deliver a letter to one Harry James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 3/11 - Harry P., Voldemort, Minerva M.
Domestic reviews
The Dark Lord of Great Britain is a conqueror and his aim is the entire world. After a month away, his consort welcomes him home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/11 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete