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Author has written 35 stories for Wreck-It Ralph, Cars, Wander over Yonder, Family Guy, Frozen, Lego Movie, Frosty the Snowman, South Park, Clarence, Five Nights at Freddy´s, and Wrestling.

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The Neutron-Vortex Rules for a Successful and Healthy Relationship by DistrictThirteenTribute reviews
In the sequel to "The Neutron-Vortex Rules for a Mutually Beneficial Friendship", Jimmy and Cindy have finally established a romantic relationship. But with their entire post-high school lives ahead of them, exactly how easy will paradise be for the happy couple? Made possible by all your incredible love and support. You know why it's rated M.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,587 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/9 - Published: 1/3 - [Jimmy N., Cindy V.]
Stars Burn Down by Coneflower Adams reviews
"I'll be back in a jiffy," were the last words Tamora heard her husband say.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,991 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
Scars To Remember by CelticQueen09 reviews
***Collab with scarylolita.*** When the successful business tycoon Eric Cartman returns to South Park due to an emergency, he is shocked to run into the fragile shell of his childhood friend Kyle Broflovski, or what's left of him. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,432 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Mind Over Matter by IAmThePoisonedYouth
When Billy's powers overload and he accidentally kills six humans and twenty Kree, how will he deal with the guilt? {BillyTeddy; Contains Self-Harm}
Young Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,629 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/18/2016 - Published: 9/9/2016 - [Billy K./Wiccan, Teddy A./Hulkling] - Complete
Padlock Short Stories by Kashimalin reviews
Is there not enough PadLock for you? This series updates with small short stories about your favorite Notebook and Clock in a number of different settings, stories, and romances! Prompts for the story are accepted and will be written if you want to give them! (Ratings fluctuate from K to M, read stories with caution!)
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/27/2016 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Notepad, Tony the Talking Clock
A Brief History of A Lifetime by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
What if Eric never came back from the future? A story about righting wrongs, waiting and how to make 'long-distance' work. Rated M. A huge thank you to nicholelovesyouu for helping me get this story off the ground!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 213,332 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 2/2/2015 - [Kyle B., Eric Cartman] - Complete
He's Mine by Editor-Bug reviews
Kyle gets irritated when Stan starts arguing with Cartman more often. Could it be that he's actually...jealous? Of STAN? Kyman! Read & review if you like!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 5/30/2015 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Sumo and Jeff by BlackBlizzard reviews
These are collections of Sumo and Jeff moments together. I do not own Clarence but I do ship this couple and I know you will too.
Clarence - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,449 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Jeff, Sumo
Abandoned Pizzeria by Plugnuts reviews
After Mike receives a task to go out and achieve 2 masks(?) with his best friend Jeremy, things go downhill and the boys get into a heap of trouble that they might not get out of... Rated K To be safe. JereMike! (With a bit of Golden Freddy x Jeremy) Anthromorphic AU
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,434 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 3/18/2015 - [Mike Schmidt, Jeremy Fitzgerald] Golden Freddy, Springtrap
It Would Only End Badly by blaizecallsmebuttface reviews
High School AU. Jeff is a smart kid so he has known about Sumo's crush on him since they were in Elementary School. Jeff can't handle a relationship though. He has to think about the upcoming college entrance exams. Thinking about Sumo "that way" will ruin his focus on his goal in life. So to keep himself strong he makes up a mantra: "It would only end badly". Clarence/Belson too!
Clarence - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,077 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/25/2015 - Published: 9/28/2014 - [Sumo, Jeff] - Complete
Bulma's Gauntlet by Ultimate Lucy Fan reviews
Bulma and Vegeta have had another argument and decide to make a bet. One week without any contact. Will Vegeta be able to hold out? Or will he fall victim to Bulma's 'tactics? Had some help with details by Fireball-Fuchsia.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,047 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Complete
Things You Said by Coneflower Adams reviews
A series of Hero's Cuties drabbles for the "Things You Said" prompts.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,311 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 4/20/2015 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
A Summer With My Uncle by 7RedCards reviews
Brian hasn't seen his Uncle Mike in years. Then his parents send him to stay with his uncle for the summer. When Brian sneaks to work with his uncle, what will happen? AU for Mike and Jeremy knowing each other and for Mike having a brother and nephew! Rated M for violence and Mike has a MAJOR potty mouth! Eventual Mike/Jeremy! (CANCELLED.)
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 2/27/2015 - Mike Schmidt, OC, Jeremy Fitzgerald
Some Shit's Worth It by PartiPooper reviews
Kyle's got ninety-nine problems and all of them are Cartman. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
We'll Never Be The Same by Ethereal-Noir reviews
"There's no going back to how it used to be. That's just how it is. The only thing you can do is look to the future and hope everything will turn out okay. You'll forget me when you try and figure out what the hell you want to become. As for me? I'll just wallow in whatever's left of this mess. I can't erase you from my mind - I'll never be the same."
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman, Craig T., Tweek T.
Reset by PeaceMonger reviews
Stan and Kyle left South Park five years ago. When Kyle gets a letter, drawing him back to his hometown and all of the people he left behind, he rediscovers relationships he thought were dead and begins to realize how little he knows about himself. Kyman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,864 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
The Sorry Struggle by PartiPooper reviews
When Cartman does something bad to Kyle, he tries to say sorry - "tries" being the keyword. AKA, How Not To Say Sorry To Your Boyfriend. (Slightly Silly Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities, slightly sexual scenes, and the follies and flatulence of youth.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
The Movie (A Jeremike fanfic) by GameStressor reviews
Just a warning: This story is a bit gory
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Mike Schmidt, Jeremy Fitzgerald - Complete
Relentless by The Purple Meanie reviews
A few months after returning to his birth state, all Mike Schmidt wanted to do was find out what happened to his friend from high school, Jeremy Fitzgerald. As he starts to dig deeper, Mike begins to realize his home town contains some very dark secrets concerning a certain restaurant. (Takes place between FN@F 2 and 1)
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,770 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Mike Schmidt, Jeremy Fitzgerald
Salty Sweet by marshall.bxtch reviews
A mocking game has the tables turned in on itself when Gumball slowly comes to realize his hidden feelings for Marshall, that mysterious vampire boy. Rated M because of yaoi. Sweet, sweet yaoi. (BL)
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 11/17/2014 - [Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball]
Second Best by FireWasp reviews
Kyle's Mom is constantly comparing him to his genius little brother. Wanting nothing less than perfection, she really pressures Kyle about his upcoming SATs. Between the stress of that and discovering his sexuality, Kyle feels as though he has nowhere to turn. Kyle slowly falls apart, and Cartman realizes he isn't enjoying it as much as he should be... -KYMAN- Rate & Review :)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,153 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 4/17/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
The Typical Kyman Story by FujoshiGirl789 reviews
Yeah, this is the typical story of Kyle and Cartman getting together. The only difference is that they're actually ten in this and not sixteen or something. Just enjoy the story. Helpful Tip: Flames don't help. They don't offend me because they just sound stupid in my opinion and won't change anything because I really don't give a shit. Rated T for cussing and other stuff.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 2/10/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Llama Llama Kyle by PartiPooper reviews
Ordinary things like browsing the internet, getting your apartment inspected, and having sex with your boyfriend all seem kind of extraordinary when there's a llama involved. (Kyama One-Shot with a little bit of Kyman on the side; Rated M for profanities and mild sexual scenes; Dedicated to MissMaryMason.)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/20/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] OC - Complete
Elephantine Endeavour by PartiPooper reviews
When Kyle takes interest in a plush pachyderm, Cartman tries to win it for him. The only problem is, Cartman sucks at claw machines. (Fluffy Kyman Valentine's One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Valentine's Day Ficlet by Coneflower Adams reviews
Calhoun expects something from Felix for their first Valentine's Day, but things don't go the way she thought they would. Short little hero's cuties fic!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
Surprise by BashfulGnome reviews
Even after more than 30 years, there were still some things he didn't know.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2015 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun] Wreck-It Ralph - Complete
Jeremike by heykillmepleaseaccountkiller reviews
Alright. This is my OTP in FNAF. I hope you enjoy. There are notes in the story. Based off of Rebornica characters and whatnot. Its jeremike nerds if you didn't read the title
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Mike Schmidt, Jeremy Fitzgerald
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by PartiPooper reviews
Eric has to leave his pregnant wife Kylie for a business trip, but when he returns there is a little bundle of joy for him to meet. (Fluffy Kyman Two-Shot; Rated T for profanities; Warning: includes Fem!Kyle, so do not read if you are not into that.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 1/17/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Once More With Feeling by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
When Eric was ten years old, his life changed drastically. Stan turned cynical, their childhood friendship group was fractured and Kyle and Eric slowly grew closer. Eight years later, and time is running out for Eric to swallow his fear and tell Kyle exactly how he feels. Oneshot. Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Cat and Mouse by empnk reviews
Kyle thinks he's finally found a way to get rid of Cartman. Cartman proves him wrong with a simple game of cat and mouse. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,973 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 5/13/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
Five Nights at Freddy's 2: A Day in the Life of Balloon Boy by IChewBaccas12 reviews
This is a day that changed the new animatronics forever.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Balloon Boy, Toy Chica - Complete
Speak Never and Forever Hold Your Peace by PartiPooper reviews
Even though they are engaged to one other, Cartman still has some insecurities about their relationship that exasperate Kyle. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Two Talk by PartiPooper reviews
Cartman asks, demands, and bribes Kyle to say a certain something with two syllables and four letters that was given to the brunet at birth, and Kyle gets a great deal on a kiss. (Fluffy Kyman Drabble; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Tummy Tickles by PartiPooper reviews
One simple scene one simple morning in one simple bed shared by a brunet and a redhead. (Fluffy Kyman Drabble; Rated T for mentions of sex.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Juliet by MissMaryMason reviews
I'm not making the title into a pun okay? I'm not doing it. [kyman drabble]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Truth Be Told by Cster reviews
Includes everyone, a little OOC in my opinion. Kyle and Cartman develop a friendship after Kyle gets sick, will more develop? Will reference some episodes but only those I feel add to the story. Fully edited.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,553 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
Hammock by Editor-Bug reviews
Kyle just got a hammock in his backyard! And, of course, his favorite fat boy in the world decides to climb in with him... ONE-SHOT! Rated T for language. Read & review if you like! I'd say this counts as Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Rise and Shine, Shrigis by THEdragon-of-rainbows reviews
An AU in which the yellow friend joins the love cult.
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Manny - Complete
Creative Shenanigans by Conuresans reviews
Just a oneshot collection of padlock, mostly fluffy stuff. Note: The ratings will vary, T being the highest so look at the Author's notes before reading as the rating WILL be in it.
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,132 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [Tony the Talking Clock, Notepad]
I dare you to by Pandagirl201 reviews
What happens when a game of truth or dare take an unexpected turn? A kyman one-shot. The boys are 16 in this. Rated T for language. I know my title sounds suggestive xD (I suck at summaries but please read it )
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Lolly by Mootycakes reviews
Cartman teases his boyfriend in class. Rated for yaoi, language, and lemons! Revised!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 10/8/2011 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Enjoy Your Stay by MissMaryMason reviews
They used to love pushing each other's buttons and now they were too afraid to. Kyman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
Busted by Moony3003 reviews
Roger's plans on getting wasted disappear when he catches Steve in a compromising situation. Rated M. Slash. Don't like, don't read.
American Dad - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Steve S., Roger - Complete
Missing You by PottieLottie5000 reviews
I had the same dream last night. You remember, right? The one where we sit on his mom's car looking at the stars and everything's just so fucking perfect. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,659 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 8/9/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Sheila B.
The Art of Sneaking by Yummykyman reviews
Cartman believes Kyle has something that belongs to him, but what he finds instead is much more surprising. Kyman, EricxKyle KylexCartman, Smut, COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,634 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Her Husband, His Nightmare by Lisa Von Cooper reviews
"Felix was always going out of his way just to be there for her. Now it was her turn to be there for him." Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
The Proposition by PartiPooper reviews
The short-and-sweet tale of how Eric and Kyle became engaged, that all started once upon a time in a hospital after a mugging and some infuriating institutional protocols. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Afflictions and Affections by PartiPooper reviews
When Kyle is sick, as per usual, Cartman pays him a visit. He even so much as looks after him, in his own bitter-sweet way. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,680 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Anger and Jealousy by WIR.SPN.TROYLER reviews
I was thinking about how there are more fanfics of Calhoun getting the guy attention but not so many of Felix getting girl attention. So why not switch it up a bit. I made up Maeve and the game she came from. Thank you! Hope you like it! Comment please! I just keep making up parts so bare with me.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,341 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Fire Escape by CelticQueen09 reviews
"But, I can't help but wonder, when did the past get SO messed up?" Kyle and Cartman find themselves in an intimate and unusual situation. Songfic
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/27/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
And I Swear by Sakazaki-Chan reviews
This one-shot is after Cartman gets Token and Nichole together for a second time in "Cartman Finds Love". ((Kyman))/Drabble/ **ONESHOT**
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Doctor's orders by writtenweapons reviews
"It's not the first time one of their missions fails and they have to retreat back to the clubhouse with their tails between their legs. The bullet lodged in Juice's left butt cheek is a whole new thing, though." Juice catches a bullet. Chibs takes away the ache in more than just the one way. ChibsxJuice
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2014 - [Juice, Chibs] Half Sack, Tig - Complete
Tough love by writtenweapons reviews
"Juice watched Chibs pace back and forth like a caged animal, pulling the sleeves of his hoodie over his cold hands. Chibs was right, he'd just replaced the chain with the bottle and changed the scenery. A second chance to finish what he failed to do last time." When Juice won't stop destroying himself, Chibs has a way of making Juice listen. ChibsxJuice
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2014 - [Chibs, Juice] - Complete
Get Righ' With Me by Malfoyesque Tendencies reviews
Collaboration with my amazing friend. Very canon, a lot of scenes from season six will be written out, but the parts between them are all our own and propel the relationship in our own way. / Chibs works out his relationship with Juice whilst trying to keep an eye the boy's mental stability is slowly unravelling around them.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,764 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 12/10/2013 - [Chibs, Juice]
Tense by keep-me-posted reviews
Felix gives Calhoun a long overdue massage. WIR OneShot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2013 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun] - Complete
Mistakes by NEKO-A-GO-GO reviews
Gender-bent. Even the seemingly flawless Sergeant Thomas James Calhoun can make the dumbest of mistakes. Rather strong T, let me know if I should raise it to M. sorry if its not that good.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
First Names by aphpenmark reviews
Calhoun and Phoenix have been dating for some time now, but Calhoun still refuses to tell her his first name. Genderswapped hero's cuties.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Finally by keep-me-posted reviews
On exactly eight days after his and Calhoun's uncelebrated 6-month anniversary, Felix sneaks off from a random party to spend the evening with her. But having not been together this way since their wedding night, Felix finds himself a little out of practice. WIR OneShot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/18/2012 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun] - Complete
20 Different Kisses by Reeves3 reviews
After Toy Story 3, twenty different types of kisses happen between Buzz Lightyear and Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl. Lot's of romance/fluff. R&R and most of all enjoy!
Toy Story - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,581 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Buzz Lightyear, Jessie - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
100 Things I Hate About You by JoyHeart reviews
Cartman and Kyle are trapped in an ice cream parlour in the early hours of the morning. To pass the time, Cartman decides to read a list of reasons he hates Kyle. Then the police show up. Some slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Blue Balls by Azu Luna reviews
Cartman took the last blue one and Kyle is determined to get it back, no matter what. You'll never look at gumballs the same way again.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
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Stuck With My Enemy reviews
*My first FNaF fanfic* Jeremy Fitzgerald has never been completely fond of Mike Schmidt. Mike on the other hand...well, he takes the nightshift in the hope of getting closer to Jeremy. Little does Mike know what he had just agreed to... *Jeremy's POV*
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,670 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 2/23/2015 - [Jeremy Fitzgerald, Mike Schmidt]
Ambreigns Uprising reviews
**Read "You Did" before this**Ambreigns** The Authority decides to make Roman and Dean a tag team...(full summary inside)
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 3/30/2015 - [Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose] Triple H, Tyler Black/Seth Rollins
You Did reviews
Taking place right after tonight's events (Wrestlemania 31), Roman Reigns realizes that he DID make it to the main event...even if he lost at the hands of Seth Rollins **Ambreigns**First WWE ficlet**
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2015 - [Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose]
King Clarence reviews
A field trip to the Aberdale Museum of Royal Artistry turns into another one of Clarence's exciting adventures...in story telling! *first Clarence story*
Clarence - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Clarence, Jeff, Sumo, Belson
BrianXStewie One-Shots! reviews
Just a collection of oneshots from one of our favorite cartoon duos, Brian and Stewie, as they delve into an entire new cavalcade of adventures! Both friendship and romance are abound!
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Brian G., Stewie G.]
To the Future and Back reviews
*For the seventeen year anniversary of South Park* The boys are in their final days of the fifth grade and have various questions about their future. When things go from bad to worse, they have to save their future from being ruined in order to save their own time period. (rating may go up for language use and suggestive themes)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
Conflicting Cop reviews
Bad Cop doesn't know how to deal with his emotions very well after the Kragle incident. With the help of his friends and a certain space themed Lego, he might just find that light at the end of the tunnel.
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014 - [Good Cop/Bad Cop, Benny] Emmet B., Wyldstyle
That's your name?
Emmett, while looking through some old things that belong to the off the wall couple of Bad Cop and Benny, comes across their marriage license and notices something peculiar.
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Emmet B., Good Cop/Bad Cop
Galaxy Cop: Move Over reviews
They always got into arguments, and this was usually what it resulted in. Short one-shot *OOC GALAXY COP, NOT BEST TITLE OR SUMMARY*
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/30/2014 - [Benny, Good Cop/Bad Cop]
Galaxy Cop: You're Not A Monster reviews
Good Cop (rather Scribble Cop) feels like he's not the same as before and it takes the love of a certain Lego astronaut and another little Lego to show him that he isn't becoming the monster he fears
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Benny, Good Cop/Bad Cop] OC - Complete
Galaxy Cop: Embarrased reviews
When Benny learns of Bad Cop's embarrassment in becoming a father to their Lego baby, he uses it to his advantage.
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2014 - [Benny, Good Cop/Bad Cop] - Complete
Bundles of Snow: Naming
The iconic snow couple have their babies. *Takes place before Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July*
Frosty the Snowman - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Complete
Galaxy Cop: Nightmares reviews
*HUMANIZED IN A LEGO WORLD* Benny just couldn't help the nightmares that appear out of nowhere.
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10/2014 - [Benny, Good Cop/Bad Cop] - Complete
Galaxy Cop: I Remember reviews
Benny just wants everything to be perfect again. But that can't happen if he doesn't have a certain cop by his side. *this was a bit rushed so please excuse any poor grammar or movie reference errors*
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2014 - [Benny, Good Cop/Bad Cop] President Business/Lord Business - Complete
The Breakfast Club: Wreck-It Ralph Highschool AU reviews
One Saturday in detention at Litwak's High will show five students, the brains, the athlete, the basket case, the prince, and the criminal that life could always be worse. ('T' for some language and suggested, yet not graphic, themes)
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Wreck-It Ralph, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, King Candy/Turbo
A Month at the Vet reviews
Another WIR Dog one-shot! Felix tries to defend his gal ultimately leading up to him spending a month at the Vet.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2014 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun] Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Day At The Park reviews
A dog styled WIR story :3
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2014 - [Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr.] Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
This Isn't a Game reviews
When the original core four become self aware that they were created for movie purposes instead of gaming purposes, the infamous Hero's Cuties get stuck in an awkward situation including their voice actors. *A movie idea about actors confronting their own movie* For you Hero's Cuties shippers, you should tolerate this story!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,589 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun] Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz
Hero's Cuties: More Than Friends reviews
While on the way back to Fix-It Felix Jr. after the arcade had just been saved, Felix asks Calhoun if they are more than just friends leaving an uncomfortable Ralph to leave the two alone in order for her to answer the handyman's question. One-shot
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2014 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun] Wreck-It Ralph - Complete
Wreck-It Ralph 2 reviews
When Ralph attends his nieces(Felix and Calhoun's daughter) birthday party, he has another spat with Gene causing him to throw another fit. Will he make it back in time to, yet again, safe the arcade from peril? Read to find out! *Yes I'm trying to come up with a sequel plan. This is probably the worst one that you'll ever read though*
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
WIR FunFanFacts reviews
These are Fun Facts about Wreck-It Ralph that you guys may or may not know about. I'll try and update this a lot so don't worry and PLEASE READ! *Chapters 16-17 are up*
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 11/2/2013
The Relationship reviews
When Wander and Sylvia return to their home planet, Wander's old girlfriend can't seem to stay away from him. Which is absolutely fine with Wander. Sylvia? Not so much. How will Wander's love life affect their brother & sister relationship? But the main question for Wander is who he has to choose. Will it be his 'sister? Or the one and only love of his life? WANDER/OC
Wander over Yonder - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 11/5/2013 - [Wander, OC] Sylvia
Weird little fic
Found a picture. Thought of a story idea. Wrote it down. NOT A SONG FIC! Also this is kind of short. Let's just say that Tamora may have found an image of Ralph and Felix and thought that it was rather...interesting...also, I was gonna add the cover but decided against it.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Let's Just Let It Go reviews
Elsa and Olaf must face some difficult challenges when it comes to their budding romance. Such as the fear of everyone rejecting their romance and companionship. And while hosting an important Ball, Elsa runs off-again-but this time with Olaf in tote. This is a very bad thing for the citizens of Ardanelle. Not so much for the two, though. *OlafXElsa* Don't like then don't read.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [Elsa, Olaf] [Anna, Kristoff B.]
Elsa's Snowman reviews
Elsa finally feels comfortable in the kingdom of Arendelle, and even finds herself being a bit of a romantic herself towards a certain snowman. Short, yet sweet, one-shot. *Yes it is an OlafXElsa fic...*
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/15/2013 - [Elsa, Olaf] - Complete
Genderbent Hero's Cuties: That's What Happens When You Make a Bet reviews
Thomas and Kohut make a bet. Thomas loses but the price he has to pay is pretty hard. On him and his fiancee, Phoenix. Genderbent Hero's Cuties!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2013 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun] Kohut - Complete
Brewie: Reviving His Lover reviews
Brian and Stewie were more than best friends. They were lovers. And, with the help of Vinny, Stewie creates a device that could possibly revive Brian. Could it work? Read to find out! *First Family Guy Fic* Just a sort of short BrianXStewie one-shot
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/28/2013 - [Brian G., Stewie G.]
Salqueen: Forgiven reviews
Lightning was a jerk to a lot of people. Especially Sally. But, somehow, she still finds a way to forgive him. Humanized salqueen one shot.
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2013 - [Lightning, Sally] - Complete
Salqueen: Hard yet Easy reviews
Sally Carrera/ McQueen doesn't have the easiest life. But then again, she won't complain about it. Humanized short one-shot.
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Sally, Lightning] - Complete
Hero's Cuties: Fine By Me reviews
Felix and Tamora have a little talk two nights before their wedding. FLUFFY HERO'S CUTIES!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun] - Complete
Someday
All I am giving away is that the pairings in this story include OCxOC and slight OCxVanellope. Enjoy reading *Sad/Happy story*
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, OC - Complete
Hero's Cuties: Bloopers! reviews
Just a series of bloopers from the movie about Felix and his dynamite gal Tammy! I might continue if you guys want me to and PLEASE READ!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/6/2013 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun]
The Painful Memory reviews
Just a sweet one-shot based around what I call the brother & sister relationship between Wander and Sylvia.
Wander over Yonder - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Wander, Sylvia - Complete
Salqueen: Marry Me reviews
Cute, short, Salqueen (Sally and Lighting) oneshot. Hope it's enjoyable.
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Lightning, Sally] - Complete
Hero's Cuties: Costumes reviews
Doesn't have much meaning. Just wrote this for fun. So enjoy this fluff-filled oneshot! Also, not the best title but oh well.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun] - Complete