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Author has written 2 stories for Third Watch, and Jurassic Park.

You don't want to read the stuff that I posted here. No, really, you don't. Seriously. I am not kidding. It's not even hilaribad--it's 100% terrible.

If you're in the midst of an attack of nostalgia, and you really want to know what I'm up to these days, hit up @ArgylePirateWD on Twitter or check out ArgylePirateWD on AO3 instead.

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Jurassic Park: Aftermath by texasraptor reviews
Following the events on Isla Nublar, the survivors find themselves caught in a political struggle between two countries. Will they ever be able to return home? Will their lives ever return to normal?
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,040 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Complete
Jurassic Park OnePointFive by pmaniac reviews
In which, two years having passed since the first expedition, Grant and Ian both manage to wind up back at Nublar. At the same time. Hard luck, boys.
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,160 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 7/18/2004
The Hunters by sulkdodds reviews
Samuel Long was always looking for adventure, and what could be better than Isla Sorna, hunting dinosaurs? But one by one, people are dying and the line between fantasy and reality is blurring. DONE. to old readers: there's a new chapter in there
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,370 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 2/10/2005 - Complete
Secrets and friends by MindRamble reviews
Cordano. Nice reviews equals more stories, so you only have yourselves to blame.
ER - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,719 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 2/24/2004
The Pirates by PirateBlacksmith reviews
Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Anamaria, Gibbs, Norrington, and Bootstrap Bill end up as roomates in the year 2003. Can they survive each other?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 106,516 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 8/17/2004
When Friends Become Lovers by britgirl2003 reviews
A Marsan story. The repercussions of Mark's attack. Chapter 10 added.
ER - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,658 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 2/23/2004
Until the Horizon by Snickerer reviews
Some people just aren't cut out to be quiet dead.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,529 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
Unbearable Brightness by NaomiP reviews
Sequel to 'Into the Light.' Susan struggles to continue on after Luka's death.SusanDubenkoCarterSam. In ch.9, Susan becomes a parent again, and it isn't easy. 'I don't know anything about, kids, Sam! Why did I think I could do this' Will finish. Soon.
ER - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,653 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Susan L., L. Dubenko
Pirates of the Caribbean: The African Star by ErinRua reviews
An unscrupulous slave ship captain, a royal gem, and a perilous hunt that will span sea and storm Jack and Will embark on adventure once more. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 108,701 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
ERStand by Rap541 reviews
I'm not that creative with titles. Like Stephen King? Like ER? you might like this
ER - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 117,539 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 4/12/2004
Don't Panic by Spunky Lily reviews
[War of the Worlds 2005] Starting off with an alternate ending to the movie, the Ferriers realize that their excursion to Boston may have been a huge mistake.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 7/1/2005
Death be not proud by cein reviews
A slightly humorous take on the events of Twilight no really!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,005 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Complete
Back in the Game by Dubenko Junkie reviews
Dr. Dubenko tries to come to terms with his life before County General while trying to get to know Abby Lockhart. Will he succeed? COMPLETE.
ER - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,424 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Complete
A Pirate's Life and Death by Ecri reviews
Part 21! COMPLETE! The Final Battle for Will Turner. Who will live? Who will die?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,685 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/3/2005 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Occupational Hazards by TheRocketSanctuary reviews
Elizabeth and Robert find that work and relationships can be hazardous to your health.CORDANO COMPLETED!
ER - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,079 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/14/2005 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Complete
Circles by NaomiP reviews
Sequel to Ice. S9. Something from Abby's and Luka's past comes back to haunt them and change their lives. Will shared pain be enough to bring these two together again? COMPLETE in 37 chapters. Some violence, a little sex.
ER - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,322 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Luka K., Abby L. - Complete
One Day by TheRutles reviews
One day, Arthur, Ford, and Zaphod all walked into a bar. Many wacky adventures followed. Lifty, huh?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/8/2004
Real Ghosts by Justine2 reviews
Elizabeth mourns Robert, but unexpectedly they get the chance to reconnect.
ER - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,348 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 12/9/2003
Solace by SpadesJade reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel to "Soulless." Life with a sociopathic contract killer isn't all fun and games. Vincent and Victoria run into more than one kind of trouble. Detective Fanning isn't dead, and Claudia wants some revenge. Rating for violence.
Collateral - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,115 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Complete
Bread and Other Metaphors by dufflecoat-supreme reviews
An attempt at a humour fic, Cluka, because there is nothing funnier on this earth.
ER - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/28/2004
Soulless by SpadesJade reviews
A wounded Vincent goes to visit an old friend who can patch him up. He gets caught up in an attempted hit on one of the biggest kingpins in the city, and Vincent always does what Vincent does best. Except Victoria is a bit of a complication...
Collateral - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,221 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Complete
The Quality of Mercy by Mundungus42 reviews
Norrington & Co. are courtmartialed for the loss of the Interceptor. The penalty for negligence is death by hanging, and the Admiral has it in for Norrington. Fortunately, Jack still owes him for one escape. Save Norrington challenge winner!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Complete
Synchrony by Lady Lorax reviews
Sparrington AU. Someone has to chase, and someone has to run.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2004
Taller by a Yard by BlackJackSilver reviews
Complete- If you are a 7ft walking slab of muscle, how brave a pirate do you really have to be? Now, consider Marty. (Rated R for offensive content, language, violence, outre sexual suggestion- no one decent should ever read this- you have been warned!)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Complete
Dreams can come true by tv-crazy reviews
CordanoMarsan. Elizabeth and Mark break up - why? What happens next? Don't read if you're an ME fan, you won't like it!
ER - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,664 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2004 - Published: 1/20/2004
Taking Advantage by Raphe1 reviews
Sparrington AU. "I may not know Art but I know what I like . . . "
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2004
Streak by Raphe1 reviews
The title says it all . . . .
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 6/20/2004
Laced by yaba reviews
Luby: [Post Season 10 Finale] Epilogue: The Golden Gates. Abby finally confesses her feelings to Luka and later he gets closure.
ER - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,130 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 7/25/2004
He is Human by Calculated Artificiality reviews
Cordano... No Arm loss, No Mark, and obviously No death. Corday isn't exactly having a good day, and she lashes out at Romano. But through this lashing, Corday comes to realize that Romano isn't who everyone thinks he is... He actually IS human.
ER - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,018 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2004 - Published: 3/30/2004 - Complete
Vindicated by TheManWithTheGoldenIpod reviews
Mark GreeneSusan Lewis. Complete...for now. I may decided to keep going. But for now, complete. I think. Maybe. Sort of. Hey, somebody define 'complete' please....
ER - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,490 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Complete
RomanoCentric Alternative Season 10 by tpel reviews
You saw "Freefall". Now here's what REALLY happened. AU season 10, starting with the elevator scene. What might happen if Romano didn't die?
ER - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,486 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 11/24/2003
Family Jewels by NaomiP reviews
A sweet and angsty stand alone. Related to Into the Light, but can be read on its own. I tell you inside what you need to know. Luka and Susan in an angsty moment. 'Your wedding ring.' 'Yeah. I took it off ten years ago.'
ER - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Luka K., Sandy L. - Complete
Just for a time by Christina12 reviews
A Cordano fiction taking place after Season 9. Please R&R-- it's my first fan fiction. Lo and behold it's finally completed! Thanks to everyone for the supportive reviews.
ER - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 43,714 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Complete
Gossip Girtie and the Useless Straight by PatchworkDK reviews
The Navy boys get together. Shameless Norrington Defense League propaganda.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/1/2004
It's A Wonderful Life II: Robert Romano by Lin M reviews
Robert Romano's remake of the film. Same place, same cast as Mark's remake of the film. Yes, "Freefall" aired in the UK a couple of days ago. How could you tell?
ER - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2004
Non Omnis Moriar: Not All of Me Will Die by Liquid-Thalassa reviews
UPDATED: parts 2 and 3. Character- Death. What happens after she dies... Read and review ;). Thanx for all the nice reviews, everyone!
Third Watch - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,689 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/26/2004 - Published: 2/24/2004
So Far To Go by MonaCK reviews
Carlos reflects on the events of Doc's breakdown in No More, Forever. Spoilers through that episode.
Third Watch - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/26/2004
To Say We End by Zeech reviews
Roughly two years have passed since Jack Sparrow slipped through Commodore Norrington's fingers, and their final meeting ends in a bloody standoff. R for violence.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/8/2004
By Blood Undone by Dala1 reviews
Elizabeth takes what she needs. Norrington will not be left behind. (darkfic)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/11/2003
Alan & Ellie Jurassic Park by yvonne reviews
Story is complete! An indepth prequel to Jurassic Park, involving Alan Grant, Ellie Sattler and the Montana dig site. The story incorporates things from the novels, the movies and the movie scripts. I hope you enjoy it!
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 247,656 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/17/2003 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Complete
Wout a DISCLAIMER jd encounters the janitor by obviouslyblond reviews
JD encounters The Janitor OUTSIDE OF WORK! what will happen? READ THE STORY............
Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2003
Mea Culpa by Liquid-Thalassa reviews
Just a quick about Sgt. Cruz, intended to be a one-shot...enjoy :)
Third Watch - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Complete
A Kid Again by YanksLuver reviews
It’s Halloween and some of the staff get a lesson in what it’s like to be a kid again. Why is Elliot wearing coconut boobs? Why is the Janitor dressing like J.D.? And why is J.D. trying to kill one of his patients?
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2003
Both Sides of the Glass by ErinRua reviews
Two views of a much-anticipated wedding. Norrington and a snifter of brandy, and Jack ... being Jack. Just a bit of cheery fluff from a frivolous muse! Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,312 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by Zeech reviews
Vignette. JackThe Reader. Just before heading out again to go plunder the high seas, Jack Sparrow's current flame is taught the lesson all of his loves come to learn.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/17/2003
The Old Pirate and the Sea by Bloodrose the Pyrate reviews
Jack decides his place will always be with the Pearl.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2003
Oh What Webs We Weaver by Merrymime reviews
Cordano!!! With a little bit from Weaver, the Alderman, Dorsett and Susan, but mostly hot Robbie & Lizzie. Finally, brand new Chp 21 AND Chp 22!
ER - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,306 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 21 - Updated: 8/6/2003 - Published: 5/14/2003
The Little Things That Happen At Sacred Heart by ZeroZeroni reviews
This is the fic that used 2 be labled The Puddle. I have added a chapter and the stupid occurances continue. ^_^
Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/10/2003 - Published: 4/25/2003
Jurassic Park New Beginnings by yvonne reviews
Inspired by Jurassic Park, this is an original story that takes place 10 years after JP. It's full of action, adventure, romance, thrills, and...of course...dinosaurs. : Plus there are a lot of familiar faces, too. So Enjoy! Please Read/Review
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 181,030 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/28/2002 - Published: 5/23/2002 - Complete
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Jurassic Park: Execution reviews
They are too dangerous. They have killed before, and the government wants them destroyed before they kill again.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 5/23/2005
Forbidden Attraction reviews
Open your mind for an offthewall couple fic involving Sully and Cruz. Remember: Open your mind.
Third Watch - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2004 - M. Cruz, J. Sullivan - Complete