Author has written 2 stories for How to Train Your Dragon, and Voltron: Legendary Defender.
Account Name: The Whisperer of Death
Age: 1500 (Royal Dragon years)
What is your favourite movie?: How To Train Your Dragon 1&2
What are you the Guardian of?: Death
What level Archer are you?: Epic
What level Warrior are you?: Epic
What is your main weapon?: A dragon blade, Bow and arrow, daggers and knifes, and music from my violin (It can control people when played)
Im a fan of:
-MLP: FiM (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) - Luna, Fluttershy, Zecora
-HTTYD (How To Train Your Dragon) - Hiccup (ESPECIALLY new Hiccup)
I also love the DreamWorks Dragons series and the dragons in both seasons so these are the ones I have seen and heard including the original dragons from the movie(s)
-Night Fury -Deadly Nadder -Monstrous Nightmare -Hideous Zippleback -Gronckle -Whispering Death -Screaming Death -The Red Death -Thunderdrum -Timberjack -Skrill -Boneknapper -Terrible Terror -Hotburble -Rumblehorn -Scauldron -Typhoomerang -Skuttleclaws -Stormcutter -Raincutter -Hobblegrunt -Changewing -Snaptrapper -Seashocker -Snafflefang -Fireworm -Flightmare -Smothering Smokebreath -Sweet Death
Copy the bunny onto your profile if you are a fan of Bunnymund.
Videos I like:
Lullaby for a princess PMV - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H0YeunaNO0
Children of the Night - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW5n3k2VgZE
Daylight's End - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLMvyX5yqXI
Snowdrop - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do6RDSwaWek
[PMV] The Moon Rises - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZMj3I0npPg
Fall of the Crystal Empire - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL4q7BBzanI
This Day Aria - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8qLP2B7hX8
Bats Song - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8uFbzbtyJg
Lullaby for a Princess and Luna's Soliloquy Duet - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6Qj2gjI-dM
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
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Okay I'm sure lots of people watched the Oscars... HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON LOST TWO OSCARS!!!??? I'm seriously so angry about that. IF YOU ARE A HUGE HTTYD FAN AND WISHED THE MOVIE WON AN OSCAR, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
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10 facts about you
1. You're reading my profile
Fun things to do on an elevator:
One day, a girl came to school crying. No one asked her if she was okay, no one stopped to ask if her day was going alright, if she needed help. The girl hid in the bathroom, because she was ashamed to cry in public and decided to cry in private.
"No one likes me." She whispered and buried her face in her arm. "I can't do ANYTHING RIGHT."
She waited for someone to come for her...to whisper encouraging words in her ear but no one came. 'Stupid.' She thought. 'You didn't want attention, anyway.' So the girl picked herself off the bathroom floor and headed outside. She kept her head low, and made sure that no one would see her.
She wanted to HIDE.
Later that month, two school girls were walking home together and they stopped in front of a house curiously.
There were ambulances and police cars surrounding it.
The two school girls' eyes widened as they saw a fellow classmate of theirs get strolled out on a stretcher and into an ambulance.
That classmate was the girl who was crying at school all day, they realized.
The next day, the school found out that the girl had commit suicide by taking pills and drowning herself in the bathtub. The parents found a note in the girl's bedroom that read, "I'm sorry that I have to do this, but I'm sick of the world now. I can't do anything good, and I'm lonely...I want to see God early. I love you both, and I want you guys to know that. Tell my friends that it doesn't matter anymore if they don't want me to kill myself or not...I was serious. Tell them that I love them all the same, and I hope that the next friend they have will be good to them. Tell my teachers that I was proud to be their students, and give the dog a kiss on the head for me. I love you. I wish I didn't have to do this. But I love you."
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An English professor wrote this sentence on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly:
"A woman without her man is nothing"
All of the males in the class wrote:
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote:
"A woman: without her, man is nothing."
Punctuation is everything.
The Jedi Code
I love you, you love me, let's go out and kill Barney! With a shot gun, bang bang, Barney on the floor! No more purple dinosaur!
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DRAGON PRIDE METER: 100 If You're Proud To Be A Dragon Lover Stick This On Your Page
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!
A True Boyfriend:
When she walks away from you mad...Follow her
Jokes and other things
I hate it when you're at the movies and someone asks "Did you see that?" No, idiot, I spent 12 dollars to stare at the floor. No duh.
How do you keep an idiot busy? Take him in a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."
"Honestly officer, I swear to drunk, I'm not god!"
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it?
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
The problem with political jokes is that very often they get elected.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
You call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a female dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are nature and everything in nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment.
When nothing goes right, go left.
The guy who said "Nothing is impossible" has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer "Where to begin?"
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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Why does George Lucas keep tricking us into thinking Ahsoka's going to die? If you wonder the same, copy and paste this onto your profile.
An old lady is lost at the train station and she calls over someone to help her. she says, "can you get me to station 10?" the person says, "well, if you go left, you'll be right." she starts hitting him with her cane and says, "don't get smart with me!" and he says, "okay, but if you go right, you'll be left."
If corn oil is made from corn and olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made from?
If a fly has no wings, is it considered a walk?
If you hit a homerun, but die before you get to home base, does it still count?
If a guy with no legs gets a full body massage, is it half off?
If the Jaguars are known as the Jags and the Patriots are known as the Pats, then what are the Titans known as?
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If someone with multiple personalities kills himself, is it considered homicide?
If the Sabith is the holy day of rest, how come church start so early in the morning?
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Cαllιηg мє WEAK ωση't мαкє уσυ STRONG,
This is 'Aurora and Her Teddy Bear
Her name was Aurora
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
Copy this into your profile if you think child abuse is wrong.
You know what Mommy?
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
THE BLIND GIRL
One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see eveything, including her boyfiend.
Her boyfriend asked her, "Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" the girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him.
Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter saying..."Just take care of my eyes dear. "I'll always love you forever..."
Please read-true story (not me)
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
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Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days..."
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormous caterpillar.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN" (OMG DO THEY KNOW ME?! AHHHHHH! STALKERS!)
I'm the kind of girl (or boy) who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tasty!
P.S: I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.
-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.
-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
-BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!
- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
-Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -
- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing!
- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
- He who laughs last didn't get it.
- When there's a will, I want to be in it.
-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Things that make you feel smart. Go ahead, feel smart.
On Sears hairdryer:
On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swan frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On artificial bacon:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
"Understanding is the first step to acceptance, and only with acceptance can there be recovery." J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
"It's the questions we can't answer that teach us the most. They teach us how to think. If you give a man an answer, all he gains is a little fact. But give him a question and he'll look for his own answers." Patrick Rothfuss, The Wise Man's Fears
"Laughter is poison to fear." George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones
"The wisest men follow their own direction." Euripides
"The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool." William Shakespeare, As You Like It
"Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears." John Lennon
"Never laugh at live dragons." J.R.R. Tolkien
"Turn your wounds into wisdom." Oprah Winfrey
"Hold fast to dreams,
"Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile" Hiccup, How To Train Your Dragon
"It's never been about not needing you, it's been about not loosing you." Batman
"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
A fire from the ashes shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Reforged shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king." J.R.R.Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was
born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When
I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you
go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism
A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.
Here's something fun!!
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the crap out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgmental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times
C: A good kisser
My other name:
W: Very broad minded
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