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Medicinal Lullaby by Shivakashi reviews
ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 259,473 - Reviews: 2969 - Favs: 2,849 - Follows: 2,390 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U.
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4225 - Favs: 6,003 - Follows: 6,127 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
An Honest Mistake by dave-d reviews
Tsunade has Sai address an assembly of shinobi, giving them all a chance to get to know him better. A misunderstanding on his part leads him to say things he shouldn't have. UPDATE: three separate stories in this continuum have been consolidated here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
Neji Goes Blind by Please Kill The Artist reviews
summer has just begun in konoha everyone happy for the vacation awaiting them, but for neji his pain was just about to begin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,683 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Neji H.
Mello's ABC's by whitetyger123 reviews
Mello's awsome rants about words starting with each letter of the alphabet. Last chapter is up! Written by whitetyger123 and schoolgirlcheesesculpture. Got to 100 reviews! Thanks everyone! Please R&R! Extra new awesome anniversary bonus chapter!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 16,539 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Mello - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
In Black Crayon by triggerhappy.antagonist reviews
During The Time Light Was Chained To Ryuuzaki He Kept A Journal, In Which He Wrote His Most Deep And Vehement Thoughts. [Antagonist!Light] [Oblivous!Ryuuzaki] The SugarFixated Detective Through The Eyes Of Yagami Light.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,678 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - L, Light Y.
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Calendar by Link and Luigi reviews
For one whole year, the teachers shall force their students to celebrate every holiday of the year in the quest of life, liberty and the pursuit of youthfullness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 165,336 - Reviews: 2346 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
12 Things on Naruto by Link and Luigi reviews
The reason for my rhyming is unknown to even me similar to Shino’s reaction when he is compared to a tree. Remember this is fun and the tune is to a song, it’s the “Twelve Days of Christmas” so be sure to sing along!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 89 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Rejects Club by ohwhatsherface reviews
But Sasuke–kun, how can you be in The Rejects Club if you're not a reject like me and Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
One Day at the Playground by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sasuke, tell you what, why don't I take you to the park? You can meet some kids your own age and stop bugging me. [Oneshot baby!nins]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
The Question by sharingank reviews
In which Hinata has her period, and takes it out on Neji. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Genteel by firefly reviews
Juugo tries to keep his distance, Karin can't keep her mouth shut, and Sasuke and Suigetsu watch with resigned amusement. Fluff. Slight Juugo x Karin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Juugo, Karin U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 3,721 - Follows: 376 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
Distorted Faces by triggerhappy.antagonist reviews
While Waiting For His Team To Arrive, A Very Bored And Very Angry Sasuke Decides To Fight Off Boredom By Doing The Most Unexpected, Most Peculiar Thing Possible. [Oneshot] [WARNING: May Cause Your Lips To Smile!]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Button Mashing by Spectrum reviews
Oneshot. Naruto, Sasuke, a rainy day, and Mario Kart. Something like a friendship fic on crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Truths About Hidan by Akatsuki210 reviews
Oneshot. Short vignettes about the immortal scythewielding member of Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 170 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
RAMEN 101 by dave-d reviews
Naruto. Hinata. The Ichiraku Ramen Bar. Lunch time. He's intent on teaching her about the world's perfect food.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
Brotherhood of the Red Moon by Akatsuki210 reviews
The organization known as Akatsuki is shrouded in mystery. But behind that veil of secrets, there are nine unique individuals.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,713 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Akatsuki - Complete
Behaglichkeit by triggerhappy.antagonist reviews
Parental!Roy Chibi!Ed Bonding Oneshot [Roy's POV] [AngstyFluff] Behaglichkeit Means Comfort.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 205 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Sasuke's Voice by darkskysong reviews
Have you actually stopped to wonder at the small things about a person and what it could tell you about them? With that in mind, what could Sasuke's voice tell you. [part of the Attributes series: 1 of ?]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Belief by Akatsuki210 reviews
Oneshot. Itachi never opens up to anyone. But when he does talk to one of his fellow Akatsuki members, he finds his outlook on life challenged.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Mistletoe by Irony-chan reviews
You know what mistletoe means, right' 'Of course I do, Mayura, but it's not just a silly Christmas custom. Are you aware of the significance of mistletoe in the Norse mythology'
Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,693 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
The Merits of Snoring by sharingank reviews
Rukia doesn't think she snores, but Ichigo begs to differ. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Filial Piety by firefly reviews
It takes his birthday, the twenty third day of the seventh month to remind Sasuke that he still has vestiges of family residing in the village.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Confessions of an Avenger by sharingank reviews
In which the mighty heir of Uchiha keeps a journal...Language, spoilers...oh yes. Chapter 2 is up! Even more spoilers, so watch out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005
Unexpected Visitors by Akatsuki210 reviews
The night before Orochimaru plans to take his body, Sasuke receives one last plea to return to Konoha...from four people he never expected to see again. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,368 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 92 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Esprit of the Prodigious by firefly reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Brain Freeze by sharingank reviews
Among other things, Gaara is protective of his ice cream. Sand sibs oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/5/2006
Pick Me Up by Link and Luigi reviews
As all the important stuff happens, the jounin teachers reminice of times when things were less complicated and only Shikamaru was the chuunin.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Through Stitches by firefly reviews
A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 3,838 - Follows: 619 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Spectator by firefly reviews
Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Smack Down by sharingank reviews
In which Rukia, Byakuya, and Renji play cards...and things fly out of hand. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 2,989 - Follows: 466 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Plushie Pr0n by Wicked Child reviews
There are just some things you aren't supposed to know about your village leader. Or his next container. Poor Kabuto. [crack!fic vaguely SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Bloodstains by sharingank reviews
To gain something, you must be willing to give something up in return...Itachicentric oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Complete
The Unexpected by Link and Luigi reviews
Even Shino can be spontaneous and do the unexpected.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,716 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Shino A. - Complete
Sound of Snow Falling by The Sh33p reviews
A look into how Hitsugaya Toushirou first joined the Soul Society, and how he ultimately became Captain of the Tenth.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2005
Anomaly by firefly reviews
While observing a storm one night, the lights disappear along with Kankuro and Temari’s caretakers, forcing the siblings to face the vulnerability of the fatal, forbidden anomaly that is Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Posy by white lotus reviews
A pocket full of posies... A tissue, a tissue... Someone to catch you when you fall.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
How to Bake a Cake by Kaeru Soyokaze reviews
Lee wants to bake a cake for Sakura on White Day! Too bad Neji and Tenten are forced to help him...and why is everyone ELSE there? Nejiten, NaruHina, and more...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/25/2005
True Genius by Caorann fridh Bronach reviews
Mokuba begs his brother to bring him out of Domino City, and once in the wilderness, Seto realizes something important about intelligence and his brother. brotherly love, nonyaoi, flufflike
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Mokuba K., S. Kaiba - Complete
Summer Technology by Icarusy reviews
In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
Lazy Saturday Mornings by Icarusy reviews
Itachi visits his nephew, and small talk happens. [Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Itachi U.
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2660 - Favs: 6,337 - Follows: 413 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
January 10th by Link and Luigi reviews
Only Gai would know about this random holiday and subject the students to his insane celebratory rituals.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Complete
Of Gifts and Brothers by Icarusy reviews
The Uchiha brothers see all and nothing at all, it seems.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Perfect Role Model? by Caorann fridh Bronach reviews
Mokuba has decided he has to work extra hard to make things up to his brother for suffering under Gozaburo. Desperate for approval, Mokuba tries to become a replica of Seto Kaiba.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,172 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2004 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Mokuba K., S. Kaiba - Complete
Ino's Miso Soup by syaoran no hime reviews
InoShika request. He had the chance then, but he blew it away. AUish.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Naruto Primer: Lost Chapters by Link and Luigi reviews
More Chicken Soup for the Naruto Lover's Soul. But not really. Not a sequel, but a continuation. All of the chapters that weren't included in the original and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 154,141 - Reviews: 2240 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Complete
The True Adventures of the Yondaime Hokage by Spectrum reviews
Ever wonder what really went down back before the show even began? Here, finally, is the truth about Kyuubi, the Fourth Hokage, and all of the various messed up things in between. Disclaimer: 'truth' is a relative term.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Minato N. - Complete
Konoha's Youthful Pair! by pinkpuruu reviews
Neji ends up spying on the most unlikeliest pair on their "date". [Pairing: :D]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2004
Miasma by firefly reviews
A year after returning from Konoha, Temari becomes depressed as she notices her family growing farther apart. And after easing her loneliness in alcohol, she returns home one night to find that Gaara has noticed it too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
And They Say Chivalry is Dead by fireblazie reviews
After a little mishap involving a chess piece and a kunai, Ino has lost her memory, and Shikamaru is to help her regain her memory for a week! This will surely be the longest week of his life...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,855 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004
Three Kinds by b-chan1 reviews
A six year old Naruto decides that there are two kinds of people in the world: Those with families, and those without. Will a girl crying in the rain force him to re-evaluate his ideas?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/21/2004
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Obscured Apathy by firefly reviews
Temari questions her importance and whether her brothers need her, but she soon realizes she has her reasons to stay. And apparently...being there to cut Gaara's hair is one of them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
Rule Number One by Battle Ferrets reviews
ONE-SHOT! Joey is always trying to tell Kaiba to be prepared for anything... too bad that in an attempt to prove Seto his point, he gets a nasty surprise that drives Rule Number One into oblivion! Twist-ending. R&R. ---Jasper Sable
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Complete
Monsters in the Closet by Battle Ferrets reviews
One-shot! Cute Kaiba brotherly love! Late at night the monsters appear: from the shadows, through the door and under your bed. But the ones in the closet are the boss. They only have one target. You. Read and Review! ---Jasper Sable
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2004 - Complete
The Day the Ice Cube was Melted by fireblazie reviews
Chaos ensues when Sasuke decides to give Sakura a kiss. A SasuSaku fluff lover's dream come true.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,315 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/19/2004
Stay by n00bshoes reviews
A SasuSaku songfic with a twist. If you review, don't spoil the ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bug Eyed Freak by solderini reviews
The hardest person to accept is the one staring at you in the mirror.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/6/2003 - Shino A. - Complete