Bisexual Pygmy
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Joined 01-24-04, id: 527134
Author has written 9 stories for Weiss Kreuz.
It was supposed to be hermaphrodite pygmy, but that's really hard to spell

And when reviewing remember, If you can't say something nice say something funny. Flames are welcome, but if the best you can come up with is "this fic sucks" then you aren't being very creative. If you can't be specific about what you didn't like (You call that an ending? i could write a more coherent ending than that when i was high. I've seen better plots on a saturday morning cartoon show)then feel free to insult my personal character or that of my mother (Did you fall off the stupid tree? What kind of crack whore is your mother to raise such an idiot?) If you have no reason to dislike me or my fic and simply loath me for no apparent reason feel free to say so (I loath you for no apparent reason). Reviews that simply say "dumbass" or "you can't write worth shit" will lead me to believe you are unimaginative and not very funny, so in the end I win despite being a crappy author because I can make me laugh

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Hello, Goodnight by Sky Rat reviews
YxA. Yohji and Aya are about to die...at least they seem to think so. What's going through Yohji's head while bleeding to death next to the one he secretly loves? NOT a deathfic. Yohji's mind is...an interesting place.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,652 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 2/28/2004 - Youji K., Aya/Ran F.
Human Interest by MadLori reviews
AU 1983: A reporter visits the small town of Farmingdale, Vermont, and is intrigued to learn about two men who run a ranch together outside of town...but when she meets them, the story she hopes to write takes on new significance.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,929 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
Dearly Beloved by Starry Eyed Wonder reviews
(AU, VH)She was stuck in a blizzard and he was her reluctant rescuer. Forced to share a hotel room, these two opposites learn what it is to love, to laugh. She wants the big C's: Commitment and Children; he wants neither. xD!R&R!
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,330 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Van F., Hitomi K.
Three Guys and a Girl by Riisha reviews
YAOI(?) After a mission by Weiss goes slightly wrong, the fangirls of Koneko no Sumu Ie are surprised to find another new girl working there. But why does she resemble Omi? How is she related to him? And where -is- Omi anyway?
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,193 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/24/2004 - Published: 5/11/2003 - Omi T., Ken H.
Hart2Hart Club House Blues by Timid Chaos reviews
Final Chapter...What happens when Momo and Kaidoh are forced to "reconcile their differences" in a locked club house!Possible MomoKai, we shall see... actually we now know, so come inside and find out!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/26/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004
Patched up Love by Shido reviews
Dating services aren't all they're cracked up to be. Ask Ken, now he has to deal with an eccentric novelist, his crazy Bohemian, Punk, and Goth neighbors, and a Landlord from hell. Chapter 5 up
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,780 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Omi T., Ken H.
The Reign of Something Different by InferiorBeing reviews
Complete! Pairing: LinkSheik When you can take no one for granted, when you are thrust where you must fight or be destroyed, when you are falling in love with someone you must lie to, what can rule the Chaos?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,641 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 10/17/2003 - Link, Sheik - Complete
As Yet Untitled by CrawBrad reviews
Finished Weiss has disband, but what happens when one of the members need help?
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,454 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2004 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Omi T., Ken H.
One Small Choice by Raiyenchan reviews
Omi keeps dreaming about a better life. Will he ever have that 'better life' or will memories of Reiji Takatori keep him from living his dreams?
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,408 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/18/2003 - Omi T., Ken H.
The Shortest Distance Between Two Points by RooftopHopscotch reviews
Ken's out to prove something to someone, it seems, when he attempts to seduce someone... But Omi doesn't get the message. (KenxOmi)
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,928 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/3/2003
All That Matters by Prince Char reviews
It's a (hideously inaccurate) Gluhen fic! Omi can't bear the pain of separation any longer, especially when he discovers Ken's been trying to contact him. But maybe he doesn't have to...
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,479 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Omi T., Ken H.
Portrait of an Assassin as a Young Man by Lilla reviews
How did Weiss become the efficient unit we saw in the anime? And what are the relationships going on behind the scenes? Read this and you will get a comic and somewhat unlikely look into the answer to those questions. If you are looking for a 'good' laugh
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 5/18/2003
Things You Hate by Atsureki reviews
While thinking about how things have changed Yuki counts off some of the things he hates now and then realizes that he loves some things too bad summery I know sigh
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2003 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
The Love Note by MissChriss reviews
What happends when Draco desides to write HArry a love not during class. Proffessor Snape ceatches him and makes him read it out to the whol class. Slash and Hallarious
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Requiem Of Spirit by Elfhelm reviews
An immortal, and male Sheik, devoted to the Gerudo King, must stop the fairy boy, but decides to take him for his own. Slash.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/10/2002 - Published: 6/24/2002
Strings by Capturedribbons reviews
‘No one’s home again.’ He stared at the wall, not quite focusing as his eyes misted over. 'No one's ever home...' Finished
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,452 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 9/24/2002 - Published: 7/19/2002
T.V. Tokyo by Torimiko reviews
A snowy night, a little television to nurse a sick rock star back to health, and to make Yuki see red. Technical problems solved, interview intact in this version!
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2002
What If? by Kourui1 reviews
Omi makes a wish upon a shooting star. What if the one tragedy that drove each character to join Weiss never happened? Read to find out.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,856 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/20/2002 - Published: 1/19/2002
Touch of an Angel by Tasuki no Miko reviews
shounen ai: Ken/Omi Omi/Ken. sap. Ken realizes he's fallen for a certain blonde...
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/21/2001
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The Superman Effect reviews
Does not involve Superman directly. Naturally this is a KenxOmi friendly fic with the possibility of more pairings. Rating changed, I like to rate it for intense swearing if the spirit moves me, but it hasn't yet so I think we're safe. ON HIATUS
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,139 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Omi T.
Baby Blues reviews
Ken and Omi get a big suprise, but are they ready for it?
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2004 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Ken H., Omi T.
Things That Start With Homo reviews
Aya loves Yoji, but Yoji's not gay
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,031 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 4/4/2004
First Impressions reviews
Now posted as one long chapter because i'm lazy, what the four Weiss members were thinking when they first met
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2004
Light in the Loafers reviews
Yoji and Ken have noticed something odd about Omi
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2004 - Published: 3/14/2004
Sleeping With the Enemy reviews
AU: Mamoru’s ransom was paid, and he is still a Takatori. MamoruxKen KenxOmi COMPLETE
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,887 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Ken H., Omi T. - Complete
Just Another Day at the Koneko reviews
R for a euphamism I don't want to see any 13 year olds using
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2004
The Assassin's Guide To Womanizing reviews
By Omi Tsukiyono
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Omi T.
The Art of Seduction reviews
Yoji and Omi join forces to seduce the objects of their desire OmixKen YojixAya
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2004 - Published: 2/7/2004 - Omi T., Ken H.